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Franzen's dark night of the soul: considered becoming paralegal

The mid-1990s were evidently a difficult period for Franzen....
offensive lay national security agency
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"Betehsda Dilwroth" Wtf? I can haz hozpitall?
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he's a snob but at least he's not a SPS paper pusher going t...
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scalia couldn't succeed at any other profession.
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i noticed this first time i read this passage, didnt realize...
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THIS.
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oh the luxury of the 90s economy!
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alternate timeline: Franzen is a 57-year-old paralegal
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w/ armpit sweat stains, living in Queens
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if franzen hadn't stuck with it and written freedom we never...
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Franzen is such a faggot. he sponged off his family until he...
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what a fag.
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op is an A+ franzen threader
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Think about how big of a tool you have to be to hold this 5 ...
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franzen always looks like he's sweating like crazy
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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: offensive lay national security agency

The mid-1990s were evidently a difficult period for Franzen. Although he was a Guggenheim fellow in 1996, the profits from his first two books were gone, his marriage to Cornell finally dissolved in 1996, and his father died of Alzheimer's on Tuesday, May 16, 1995, at Betehsda Dilwroth Memorial Home in Kirkwood, Missouri. Earl Franzen was cremated with a memorial service on June 3, the last time Franzen was seen in public with Cornell. This cluster of landmark events signaled the end of an era for Franzen, who told Donald Antrium: "Not long after that, something loosened up. There was a space in which I could actually start to write again, a little bit, something that was mine and not ours" ("Jonathan Franzen" 75). During this period Franzen had entertained serious doubts about his vocation. He reflected: "I reaced such a low point. I was so discouraged with fiction . . . I was even thinking of temping or becoming a paralegal. And it occurred to me that I had written these two good novels, and it was not really approproate for me to go and word-process at a law firm. And that maybe I should think about doing some journalism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#20085637)



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Date: November 17th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chocolate Boiling Water

"Betehsda Dilwroth"

Wtf? I can haz hozpitall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#26738774)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: excitant coffee pot



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Date: February 13th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained jet lodge therapy



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Date: February 13th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Stirring mischievous striped hyena stage

actually pretty telling

think of all those smart kids from good schools that run to big east coast cities to be paralegals and then go get their lives tied up in law

how many of them could have really helped change the world?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013017)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Dead Field

lol like franzen changed the world? he's a premature curmudgeon who writes self-serious, bourgeois "literature." i literally can't think of a more fatuous snob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013111)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Olive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013119)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:26 AM
Author: aquamarine newt double fault

he's a snob but at least he's not a SPS paper pusher going to be the 626th personal injury lawyer in Boston; I can't weigh their utility to the world but my point, I guess, is that too many people go to law school and it would be socially beneficial to see if some of those brains could be used elsewhere, cite: Scalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015901)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained jet lodge therapy

scalia couldn't succeed at any other profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024342)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: aquamarine newt double fault

cricket eating

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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: dun hairraiser abode

at least it's possible for the 627th PI lawyer in boston to be a net gain to humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024386)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Cobalt Liquid Oxygen

(Totally salt-of-the-earth bro who uses words like fatuous," "curmudgeon" and "bourgeois")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024358)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: wild bistre school cafeteria doctorate

he always uses that phrase "not appropriate" to refer to something that he decided not to do because he considers himself too cool for it. i've read several quotes of his where he says of something, "it was not appropriate" (translation: "Franzen doesn't roll like dat.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013024)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:14 AM
Author: Razzle pale death wish senate

i noticed this first time i read this passage, didnt realize it reflected a broader (shitty) tendency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015863)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:16 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Prole

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015868)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: peach gaped immigrant home

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024695)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Olive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013026)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Transparent Den French Chef

oh the luxury of the 90s economy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013081)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: wild bistre school cafeteria doctorate

alternate timeline: Franzen is a 57-year-old paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013132)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Olive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013160)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: wild bistre school cafeteria doctorate

w/ armpit sweat stains, living in Queens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013167)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: mustard gay wizard athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#26196058)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 7:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained jet lodge therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#26369703)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:14 PM
Author: house-broken national jew

if franzen hadn't stuck with it and written freedom we never would have gotten that hilarious vid of him shooting hoops. or this:

http://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/jonathan-franzen.jpg

depriving the world of these gifts would not have been appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013158)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:13 AM
Author: self-centered fragrant giraffe church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015856)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: self-centered fragrant giraffe church

Franzen is such a faggot. he sponged off his family until he was in his late 40s and was never gainfully employed. then he won the lottery with that shitty novel of his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015855)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: exhilarant crotch stag film



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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:24 AM
Author: Cracking state main people

what a fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015895)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant alpha hominid

op is an A+ franzen threader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024364)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Cobalt Liquid Oxygen

Think about how big of a tool you have to be to hold this 5 second pose for a quick photo:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jonathan_Franzen_at_the_Brooklyn_Book_Festival.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024373)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: Olive bawdyhouse

franzen always looks like he's sweating like crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024375)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: 180 shivering tanning salon faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25034632)



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Crystalline Cowardly Genital Piercing



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Date: November 17th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: bipolar demanding market

he looks like stephen king

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#26738174)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Primrose vibrant alpha hominid



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Thriller citrine hissy fit shrine



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Filthy Aphrodisiac Roast Beef

biglaw partner sending franzen blacklined doc via email with subject line: THE CORRECTIONS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25544673)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Magical Station



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Date: August 24th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Nubile soul-stirring office hunting ground



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:30 PM
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Dashing gas station



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: free-loading volcanic crater



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Olive bawdyhouse

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25544704)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Nubile soul-stirring office hunting ground

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5LnPiorWck

Look at his doofy cameo in this Sesame Street video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#26196380)



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Date: November 17th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Razzle pale death wish senate



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Date: November 17th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Khaki cruise ship



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Razzle pale death wish senate



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: exhilarant crotch stag film



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Date: April 5th, 2016 12:27 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained jet lodge therapy

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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:11 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:24 AM
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