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poast here if you STAND to wipe your ass

I most assuredly do OFS
disrespectful duck-like casino
  03/12/12
what?
brass autistic old irish cottage hall
  03/12/12
There are people who don't? What about FTB vs BTF?
Spectacular therapy
  03/12/12
If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opin...
Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building
  03/12/12
BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do t...
Irradiated Heaven Immigrant
  11/16/12
Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown met...
Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building
  03/12/12
sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your h...
bateful insanely creepy famous landscape painting
  03/12/12
It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled wate...
Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building
  03/12/12
The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island,...
Spectacular therapy
  03/12/12
That's a hell of a duke, brother.
Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building
  03/12/12
fucking flush the damn toilet twice
Razzmatazz Bespoke State Mental Disorder
  03/14/12
it's awkward, it could happen
apoplectic painfully honest principal's office queen of the night
  03/12/12
but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. ...
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  03/12/12
cr
Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building
  03/12/12
i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there broth...
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  03/12/12
This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than...
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  03/12/12
...
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this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants...
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  03/12/12
sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls ...
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...
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  03/12/12
summon: yellow pee pee monster
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...
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  11/16/12
sometimes?
Drunken Brunch
  08/30/13
How long before the client arrives?
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How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely ...
disrespectful duck-like casino
  03/12/12
loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at wo...
cracking tripping dysfunction
  03/12/12
Shrewd.
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this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I wi...
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The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes fe...
disrespectful duck-like casino
  03/12/12
I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed i...
cracking tripping dysfunction
  03/12/12
I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB.
Spectacular therapy
  03/12/12
TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are betwe...
cracking tripping dysfunction
  03/12/12
That's some next level shit.
Spectacular therapy
  03/12/12
wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf me...
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let's make sure we are on the same page. FTB == balls to...
cracking tripping dysfunction
  03/13/12
this
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you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks coul...
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  03/12/12
You wipe your ass side to side? THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!?
Spectacular therapy
  03/12/12
i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean w...
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  03/12/12
Greetings, tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up afte...
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  03/13/12
cr. tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country. ...
Olive odious turdskin cuckoldry
  03/12/12
Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold...
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  03/12/12
180 moniker.
Spectacular therapy
  03/12/12
Friends OFS.
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  03/12/12
Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens.
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i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration: ...
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  03/12/12
That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown?
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  03/12/12
both!
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who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper n...
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Greetings, How public is this stall? If company toilet, I j...
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  03/13/12
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  03/14/12
Greetings, "their freefalling ass particles" You...
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  03/13/12
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people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass ...
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  03/12/12
To be fair, Goddamn neanderthals
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  06/27/12
of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit?
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  03/12/12
this thread embodies contemporary XO culture
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Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeb...
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Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche)
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stand obviously.
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Greetings, I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks ...
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  03/13/12
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  11/16/12
Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Le...
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*tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium*
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when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever fa...
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bateful insanely creepy famous landscape painting
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I always sit because of childhood trauma
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  11/16/12
stand and salute
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The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to ...
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TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I'...
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How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a f...
Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop
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see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing...
disrespectful duck-like casino
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they must be so disappointed. you saw the light meaning y...
Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop
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you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting
vivacious locale party of the first part
  02/01/13
yea i'm not flexible enough for that
sable misunderstood range
  02/01/13
i don't even understand how this works
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wtf Not even once in my life.
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  02/01/13
lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, ...
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I was a stander until I read this board (long ago). I hav...
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Lol no
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of course. the fuck else would you do?
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

I most assuredly do OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: brass autistic old irish cottage hall

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Spectacular therapy

There are people who don't?

What about FTB vs BTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184640)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building

If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM
Author: Irradiated Heaven Immigrant

BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building

Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy famous landscape painting

sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building

It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: Spectacular therapy

The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building

That's a hell of a duke, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bespoke State Mental Disorder

fucking flush the damn toilet twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest principal's office queen of the night

it's awkward, it could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: Olive odious turdskin cuckoldry

but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184656)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Pervert Church Building

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184660)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy famous landscape painting

i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: lime hairraiser prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184678)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: cracking tripping dysfunction

this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy famous landscape painting

sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184716)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Olive odious turdskin cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184728)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: shivering base

summon: yellow pee pee monster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185243)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060684)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: Drunken Brunch

sometimes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967003)



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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: burgundy swashbuckling legend dragon

How long before the client arrives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643341)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: cracking tripping dysfunction

loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:01 PM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

Shrewd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185120)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: indigo trump supporter kitchen

this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: Clear underhanded whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185105)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: naked karate step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184661)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: cracking tripping dysfunction

I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Spectacular therapy

I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: cracking tripping dysfunction

TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Spectacular therapy

That's some next level shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM
Author: avocado cuckold plaza

wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM
Author: cracking tripping dysfunction

let's make sure we are on the same page.

FTB == balls to ass

BTF == ass to balls

I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192952)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Bonkers Mildly Autistic Stag Film

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902446)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop

you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.

just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184709)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Spectacular therapy

You wipe your ass side to side?

THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184715)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop

i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.

in b4 asian sideways assholes comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184720)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: Lascivious slap-happy private investor

Greetings,

tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up after a shit is fucking trivial for you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193020)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Olive odious turdskin cuckoldry

cr.

tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.

as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184725)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Violent Ticket Booth

Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184727)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Spectacular therapy

180 moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184734)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: Violent Ticket Booth

Friends OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184749)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:58 PM
Author: Titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185099)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:32 PM
Author: Titillating set



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: ivory native community account



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: Titillating set



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: Titillating set



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:21 AM
Author: Titillating set



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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Black motley pozpig orchestra pit

(Theateaus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967009)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: histrionic unholy space candlestick maker



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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal locus potus



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Date: August 28th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643176)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455117)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal locus potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253563)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:32 PM
Author: Titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#40507553)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: disgusting twisted internal respiration round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184719)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: walnut racy quadroon gunner

Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184738)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: vivacious locale party of the first part

i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration:

the existence of standers means in a public stall you *always* need to put down some barrier layer on the seat b/c the standers contaminate the seat with their freefalling ass particles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184739)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Violent Ticket Booth

That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184752)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: cracking tripping dysfunction

both!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185106)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: cracking tripping dysfunction

who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper next when they sit on a public stall????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184755)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:44 AM
Author: Lascivious slap-happy private investor

Greetings,

How public is this stall? If company toilet, I just look for the one with no pee droplets on the seat and plop down. IF McDonalds, I will TP barrier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193036)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: sable misunderstood range

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193044)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 9:12 AM
Author: cracking tripping dysfunction

no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public restroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202782)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:43 AM
Author: Lascivious slap-happy private investor

Greetings,

"their freefalling ass particles"

You're and idiot. You realize when you smell a fart, that's because of floating shit particles, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193028)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: walnut racy quadroon gunner

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184750)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: Lascivious slap-happy private investor

Greetings,

Whoever wrote that website has a shitty diet. Lol three squares wtf does he eat nothing but oreos and butter all damn day? those guys jelly as FUCK of the fiber crew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193041)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Big bistre masturbator hospital

bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060605)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: pale self-centered indirect expression

people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass cheeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185248)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Titillating set

savages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185249)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: irate sickened clown fanboi

To be fair,

Goddamn neanderthals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968649)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Orange misanthropic stock car

of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185252)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Fragrant salmon feces selfie

this thread embodies contemporary XO culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185257)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeblood of early era XOXO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20188753)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Drunken Brunch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202070)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:07 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bespoke State Mental Disorder

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202149)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:36 PM
Author: provocative codepig

Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185999)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua travel guidebook

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20189043)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:35 AM
Author: sable misunderstood range

stand obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192692)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: Lascivious slap-happy private investor

Greetings,

I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks stay spread, but my hand don't go nowhere near that toilet bowl. I alternate BTF and FTB. I prefer FTB.

Also, I sit with my knees as close together as possible during the actual shitting. If you think about it, this actually spreads your cheeks apart more at the crucial butthole juncture (your hole and knees are on different sides of your hips, which are the axis of rotation).

The best toilet seat I've ever used is at my in-laws' house. The seat has a curvature/slant to it so it actually spreads your cheeks apart as you sit down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193013)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Charcoal Gay Wizard Fat Ankles

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202055)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: disgusting twisted internal respiration round eye

stand in the place where you pewp,

now wipe ass,

think about direction, wonder why you haven't before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968724)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:51 PM
Author: Appetizing dark meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060617)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Grizzly nudist kitty cat pit

Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Least use baby wipes or wet paper towels

Fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968760)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: disgusting twisted internal respiration round eye

*tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled trailer park incel

when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone?

never

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060591)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: dashing very tactful jew goyim

There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:54 PM
Author: slippery box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060643)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060667)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Heaven Immigrant

I always sit because of childhood trauma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM
Author: razzle abusive digit ratio sneaky criminal

stand and salute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop

The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.

I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.

Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547765)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: vibrant obsidian indian lodge wrinkle

(resident expert on ass maintenance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455122)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling anal sanctuary nibblets

so credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455140)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop

How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria gaming laptop

they must be so disappointed.

you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.

you are like the anti-fiber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547888)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: vivacious locale party of the first part

you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: sable misunderstood range

yea i'm not flexible enough for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM
Author: jet concupiscible address juggernaut

i don't even understand how this works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Trip pearl associate

wtf

Not even once in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547913)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: disrespectful duck-like casino

lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: cordovan boyish really tough guy

I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).

I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.

Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548123)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548128)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Titillating set

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902409)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: rambunctious home mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902444)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966920)



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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua travel guidebook

of course. the fuck else would you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643347)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Titillating set

lol @ disgusting standmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#30565674)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36454501)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: fishy national

what a conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455120)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: marvelous poppy forum

Sit but the sps plastic hinges on my toilet seat keep breaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253560)