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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM Author: Mahogany national persian I most assuredly do OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM Author: Crystalline Brunch what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987) |
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: Motley athletic conference school There are people who don't?
What about FTB vs BTF? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: French comical sneaky criminal If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: bespoke point BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: French comical sneaky criminal Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling therapy sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: French comical sneaky criminal It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Motley athletic conference school The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: French comical sneaky criminal That's a hell of a duke, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658) |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM Author: Nubile location sandwich fucking flush the damn toilet twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: odious bronze blood rage it's awkward, it could happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: supple alpha but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184656) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: French comical sneaky criminal cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184660) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling therapy i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: Mahogany national persian This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: pink multi-colored lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184678) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: arrogant dysfunction this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling therapy sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184716) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: supple alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184728) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: insecure lodge summon: yellow pee pee monster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185243) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:00 PM Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060684) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Lilac round eye sometimes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967003) |
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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:19 PM Author: exhilarant legend center How long before the client arrives? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643341) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM Author: Mahogany national persian How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: arrogant dysfunction loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:01 PM Author: Mahogany national persian Shrewd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185120) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: cracking crotch this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: azure stimulating friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185105) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: Unholy field potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184661) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: Mahogany national persian The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: arrogant dysfunction I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Motley athletic conference school I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: arrogant dysfunction TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Motley athletic conference school That's some next level shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM Author: Haunting Ratface wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM Author: arrogant dysfunction let's make sure we are on the same page.
FTB == balls to ass BTF == ass to balls
I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around. |
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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM Author: snowy marketing idea address this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902446) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Deranged Aqua Indirect Expression you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.
just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water. |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: Motley athletic conference school You wipe your ass side to side?
THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM Author: Deranged Aqua Indirect Expression i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.
in b4 asian sideways assholes comment. |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:42 AM Author: Swollen alcoholic mediation indian lodge Greetings, tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up after a shit is fucking trivial for you guys |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: supple alpha cr.
tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.
as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't. |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Thriller Piazza Lettuce Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold all day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184727) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Motley athletic conference school 180 moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184734) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM Author: Thriller Piazza Lettuce Friends OFS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184749) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:58 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185099) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968642) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM Author: Vigorous cruel-hearted patrolman scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968669) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968672) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:47 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060580) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:48 PM Author: Deranged Aqua Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968745) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:21 AM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547748) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: frum heaven (Theateaus) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967009) |
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Date: August 28th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643176) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: Deranged Aqua Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455117) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#40507553) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: Free-loading opaque market weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184719) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: razzle box office Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184738) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: scarlet domesticated digit ratio i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration:
the existence of standers means in a public stall you *always* need to put down some barrier layer on the seat b/c the standers contaminate the seat with their freefalling ass particles |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: Thriller Piazza Lettuce That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184752) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: arrogant dysfunction both! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185106) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: arrogant dysfunction who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper next when they sit on a public stall???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184755) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:44 AM Author: Swollen alcoholic mediation indian lodge Greetings, How public is this stall? If company toilet, I just look for the one with no pee droplets on the seat and plop down. IF McDonalds, I will TP barrier. |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM Author: house-broken histrionic crackhouse half-breed gross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193044) |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 9:12 AM Author: arrogant dysfunction no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public restroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202782) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:43 AM Author: Swollen alcoholic mediation indian lodge Greetings, "their freefalling ass particles" You're and idiot. You realize when you smell a fart, that's because of floating shit particles, right? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM Author: razzle box office http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184750) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM Author: Swollen alcoholic mediation indian lodge Greetings, Whoever wrote that website has a shitty diet. Lol three squares wtf does he eat nothing but oreos and butter all damn day? those guys jelly as FUCK of the fiber crew |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: Ocher Home Coldplay Fan people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass cheeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185248) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house savages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185249) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:33 PM Author: transparent sticky bawdyhouse To be fair,
Goddamn neanderthals |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: Pearl hospital of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185252) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:17 PM Author: wonderful stage this thread embodies contemporary XO culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185257) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:40 PM Author: Mahogany national persian Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeblood of early era XOXO? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20188753) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:36 PM Author: silver irradiated idea he suggested Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185999) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: Mint travel guidebook cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20189043) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:35 AM Author: house-broken histrionic crackhouse half-breed stand obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192692) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM Author: Swollen alcoholic mediation indian lodge Greetings, I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks stay spread, but my hand don't go nowhere near that toilet bowl. I alternate BTF and FTB. I prefer FTB. Also, I sit with my knees as close together as possible during the actual shitting. If you think about it, this actually spreads your cheeks apart more at the crucial butthole juncture (your hole and knees are on different sides of your hips, which are the axis of rotation). The best toilet seat I've ever used is at my in-laws' house. The seat has a curvature/slant to it so it actually spreads your cheeks apart as you sit down. |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: Free-loading opaque market weed whacker stand in the place where you pewp,
now wipe ass,
think about direction, wonder why you haven't before |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: Fighting sweet tailpipe Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Least use baby wipes or wet paper towels
Fucking disgusting |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Free-loading opaque market weed whacker *tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM Author: light property nowag when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone? never |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: fragrant rusted stain There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:54 PM Author: bateful flesh gas station double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060643) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:57 PM Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060667) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM Author: bespoke point I always sit because of childhood trauma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM Author: Pale hairy legs becky stand and salute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM Author: Deranged Aqua Indirect Expression The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.
I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.
Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM Author: fuchsia sound barrier (resident expert on ass maintenance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM Author: Mahogany national persian TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Deranged Aqua Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455122) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:05 PM Author: adventurous blathering casino so credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455140) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM Author: Mahogany national persian lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM Author: Deranged Aqua Indirect Expression How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM Author: Mahogany national persian see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: Deranged Aqua Indirect Expression they must be so disappointed.
you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.
you are like the anti-fiber. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: scarlet domesticated digit ratio you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM Author: house-broken histrionic crackhouse half-breed yea i'm not flexible enough for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM Author: Red tanning salon i don't even understand how this works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM Author: Iridescent concupiscible love of her life wtf
Not even once in my life. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM Author: Mahogany national persian lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Spectacular Nibblets I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).
I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.
Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548128) |
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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house Lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902409) |
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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM Author: low-t burgundy party of the first part gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902444) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966920) |
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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: Mint travel guidebook of course. the fuck else would you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643347) |
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Date: May 26th, 2016 6:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house lol @ disgusting standmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#30565674) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM Author: razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36454501) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: curious twinkling uncleanness forum what a conversation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455120) |
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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:17 PM Author: soul-stirring indigo pit organic girlfriend Sit but the sps plastic hinges on my toilet seat keep breaking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253560) |