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lol movie about shitlaw with Jonah Hill and Rob Riggle in works

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aromatic foreskin
  04/04/12
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Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
  09/19/14
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Comical institution keepsake machete
  09/19/14
Is it in post yet?
pea-brained stead
  09/19/14
i wish bro, i wish
Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
  09/19/14
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magenta deranged idea he suggested
  09/19/14
Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shit...
magenta deranged idea he suggested
  09/19/14
yes
Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
  09/19/14
180 literally who i imagine in those threads
self-centered casino indirect expression
  09/19/14
holy fuck this would be amazing
Sickened friendly grandma
  09/19/14
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Razzmatazz tan cuckoldry kitchen
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i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the l...
Comical institution keepsake machete
  09/19/14
RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming a...
Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
  09/19/14
AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had pl...
Comical institution keepsake machete
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Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
  09/19/14
RR's law office is literally in a strip mall
Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
  09/19/14
RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'...
Comical institution keepsake machete
  09/19/14
RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc
Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
  09/19/14
Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in F...
Dashing garrison knife
  11/12/15
JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Pro...
Glittery Clear Telephone
  10/27/14
This is not a bad idea.
Multi-colored Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/19/14
i would greenlight this in a sec
Comical institution keepsake machete
  09/19/14
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Comical institution keepsake machete
  09/19/14
holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not g...
Comical institution keepsake machete
  09/19/14
lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh
self-centered casino indirect expression
  09/19/14
you could make a script just from xo threads
self-centered casino indirect expression
  09/19/14
"HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks a...
magenta deranged idea he suggested
  09/19/14
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Comical institution keepsake machete
  10/22/14
Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of servic...
magenta deranged idea he suggested
  09/19/14
lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH
Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
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Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues Rob Riggle fakes a hear...
magenta deranged idea he suggested
  09/19/14
Great thread
maize den
  09/19/14
RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during...
Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag
  09/19/14
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aromatic foreskin
  11/12/15
This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make ...
drab kink-friendly shrine
  09/19/14
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magenta deranged idea he suggested
  09/19/14
Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw bos...
magenta deranged idea he suggested
  09/19/14
Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on t...
magenta deranged idea he suggested
  09/19/14
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Comical institution keepsake machete
  10/22/14
this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm go...
Comical institution keepsake machete
  10/27/14
Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for m...
magenta deranged idea he suggested
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"'SUP JO-NADS! Don't get too comfortable in that chair,...
Chestnut disrespectful sanctuary
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magenta deranged idea he suggested
  12/10/14
I really actually truly think this has legs
Sickened friendly grandma
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magenta deranged idea he suggested
  01/25/15
good god riggle was BORN to play this role don't even car...
bat shit crazy contagious indian lodge new version
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Sickened friendly grandma
  11/12/15
Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin.
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orange beady-eyed patrolman station
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magenta deranged idea he suggested
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magenta deranged idea he suggested
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Pls make this
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Wonderful out-of-control space rigor
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Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw bo...
aromatic foreskin
  12/04/15
Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself w...
Thriller field water buffalo
  12/04/15
you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then
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magenta deranged idea he suggested
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I think me and labatt were the only ones who love this poast
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I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP
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shame on xo for not getting this done.
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Chat GPT prompt: Write a script about a small personal in...
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Lmao 190
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severely underrated post
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Date: April 4th, 2012 7:46 PM
Author: aromatic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#20392667)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357096)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357097)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: pea-brained stead

Is it in post yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357099)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag

i wish bro, i wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357113)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357106)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shitlaw boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357114)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357117)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: self-centered casino indirect expression

180 literally who i imagine in those threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357147)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Sickened friendly grandma

holy fuck this would be amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357153)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz tan cuckoldry kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181637)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete

i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the local TTT, but then JH gets fed up with RR's bullshit and strikes out on his own. climax is courtroom scene where JH calls RR as a witness (and vice versa) and they cross-examine each other for like 25 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357145)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag

RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming at JH constantly, taking him to Pizza Hut etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357150)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete

AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had planned to work at like SullCrom but for personal reasons had to move to small town and only firm he could get was RR's (a la ACP)? so he's all prickly and conceited and like THE OPPOSITE of Riggles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357160)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357183)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag

RR's law office is literally in a strip mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357187)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete

RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'm like giggling in my office this is too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357193)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag

RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357204)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: Dashing garrison knife

Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in Florida, not even kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168902)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:16 AM
Author: Glittery Clear Telephone

JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Provides an opportunity for a 180 opening scene/inciting incident, like he falls off the cruise ship into the Hudson or whatever the best all time real life summer associate self pwn was.

We basically have to write this script and crowdsource it as an XO-penned screenplay. We should form an SPE and write up a proper agreement before we get too far into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594600)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mad-dog Skullcap

This is not a bad idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357157)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete

i would greenlight this in a sec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357161)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357164)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete

holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not get noticed??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357168)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: self-centered casino indirect expression

lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357210)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: self-centered casino indirect expression

you could make a script just from xo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357226)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

"HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks at the bar at the Christmas party at chilis"

"I had to pay for my fucking quesadilla dude! I got no Christmas bonus! I get paid about what my monthly loan payment is!"

"why do you need a Christmas bonus, you're a Jew!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357277)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565947)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of service".

Jonah: "this says four days ago"

Rob Riggle: what the fuck Jonah? Do you want to lose this motion or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357300)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag

lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357316)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: grizzly talented striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168843)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues

Rob Riggle fakes a heart attack and makes Jonah drive him home. He does the same thing two days later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357332)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: maize den

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357372)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Chocolate aphrodisiac gas station nowag

RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during the movie, makes Jonah Hill take the heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357383)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: aromatic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171109)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: drab kink-friendly shrine

This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357745)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358544)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358551)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on the floor of supermarkets to create slip and fall cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358572)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565940)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:04 AM
Author: Comical institution keepsake machete

this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594568)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for me.

"But I'm not licensed, only you are!"

"that's why I made this fake bar card with your picture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26674561)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Chestnut disrespectful sanctuary

"'SUP JO-NADS! Don't get too comfortable in that chair, fatass - I got some fieldwork for you today. Real detective shit. You'll love it."

*hands jonah a picture of a 70's typewriter*

"Huh"?

"Hit up all the antique stores you can find. Get one of those typewriters, TODAY. No time to look online. That box of old documents we last week is... it's not quite what we need. But we make out own luck in THIS shop!"

"Wait, no... you're gonna FORGE-"

"NO, no... that's one of our 'naughty never-say-it' words, remember? No; we just need to... fill in some gaps... that developed in the case over time."

"Boss... come on, look, that's... I mean... what if they find out? That's fraud-"

"NO NO NO! NOT THE 'F-WORD'! Can't hear you!"

*shitlaw boss stuffs fingers in ears and whistles a tune*

"Boss..."

"Are you a narc? Straight-up. Did you tattle on the other kids in class? Did you rat kids out, son? Is that your thing?"

"Oh, for fuck's sake, NO, I'm not a 'narc,' what I'm saying is-"

"Good! Now let's go get that TYPEWRITER, bud!"

"Can I... at least.. put this one on the expense account?"

*shitlaw boss inhales sharply; groans*

"You're kind of asking a lot here, bro..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26674644)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: orange beady-eyed patrolman station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485463)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902383)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Sickened friendly grandma

I really actually truly think this has legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902457)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181546)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 4:18 AM
Author: bat shit crazy contagious indian lodge new version

good god riggle was BORN to play this role

don't even care who the associate is, there doesn't even need to be an associate id pay 12 bucks just to see him reading xo shitlaw boss threads much less acting them out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181649)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Sickened friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168848)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Passionate talking abode sneaky criminal

Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310163)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: orange beady-eyed patrolman station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485465)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168829)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:53 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168859)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

Pls make this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168903)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171080)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Wonderful out-of-control space rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310138)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: aromatic foreskin

Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw boss to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310157)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Thriller field water buffalo

Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself writing, and writing well, 10 years ago.

Now? FML.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310162)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Wonderful out-of-control space rigor

you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310183)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072104)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

I think me and labatt were the only ones who love this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072118)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: aromatic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30279624)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#33987977)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#35206751)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#39332452)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: diverse digit ratio pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588213)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive stain

I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588234)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:33 PM
Author: supple cordovan hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971352)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: diverse digit ratio pocket flask

shame on xo for not getting this done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested

Chat GPT prompt:

Write a script about a small personal injury law firm (this field is derogatorily called shitlaw) where Rob Riggle plays a buffoon and highly unethical boss who hires Jonah Hill, a recent Harvard law grad who couldn’t interview well and couldn’t get a job at a big law firm. Rob Riggle loves taking his staff out to chili’s, making inappropriate jokes, and doing unethical things in his cases, all while being extremely lazy and not intelligent.

Response:

Fade in:

INT. SMALL LAW OFFICE - DAY

Rob Riggle, a middle-aged man with a beer belly and a tacky suit, sits at his messy desk, surrounded by piles of paperwork. He takes a sip of his beer and belches loudly.

ROB RIGGLE

(to himself)

Ah, life is good. Running a small law firm may not be glamorous, but at least I get to do whatever I want.

Jonah Hill, a young man in his mid-twenties, enters the office nervously. He looks around, taking in the disorganized mess.

JONAH HILL

(excitedly)

Mr. Riggle, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity! I'm so excited to start working here.

ROB RIGGLE

(laughing)

Relax, kid. You're not at Harvard anymore. This is shitlaw. We do things a little differently here.

JONAH HILL

(confused)

What do you mean?

ROB RIGGLE

(grinning)

First of all, we love Chili's. We go there all the time. And secondly, we don't waste time on fancy ethics or doing things the right way. We do what it takes to win.

JONAH HILL

(uncomfortable)

I don't know about that. I was taught to always follow ethical guidelines and put my clients' needs first.

ROB RIGGLE

(waving his hand dismissively)

Don't worry about that. You'll learn soon enough. Now, let's get to work.

Rob pulls out a case file and throws it at Jonah.

ROB RIGGLE

(pointing to the file)

This is our next case. A woman slipped and fell in a grocery store. We need to make sure we get the most money out of them as possible.

JONAH HILL

(skeptical)

But if the woman wasn't injured that badly, shouldn't we just settle for a fair amount?

ROB RIGGLE

(laughing)

Kid, you're killing me. We don't settle for a fair amount. We settle for the most amount we can possibly get. And if that means fudging the facts a little, so be it.

Jonah looks uncomfortable, but Rob doesn't seem to notice.

ROB RIGGLE

(patting Jonah on the back)

Don't worry, kid. You'll get used to it. Now, let's go get some lunch. I'm craving some baby back ribs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971425)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: supple cordovan hell

Lmao 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971433)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:02 PM
Author: diverse digit ratio pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972015)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Ivory bearded nursing home potus

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972078)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling snowy heaven azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972087)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: mewling clown international law enforcement agency

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972221)



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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:35 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king

severely underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988338)



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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: stirring senate personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988355)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: magenta deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#46015007)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: pearly business firm mental disorder

A Jody Hill and Danny McBride sitcom about shitlaw would be 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971456)