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lol movie about shitlaw with Jonah Hill and Rob Riggle in works

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Boyish electric furnace depressive
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mentally impaired office
  09/19/14
Is it in post yet?
Saffron Painfully Honest Jewess Patrolman
  09/19/14
i wish bro, i wish
Shimmering low-t stead
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Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
  09/19/14
Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shit...
Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
  09/19/14
yes
Shimmering low-t stead
  09/19/14
180 literally who i imagine in those threads
Erotic ladyboy
  09/19/14
holy fuck this would be amazing
Very tactful sweet tailpipe locale
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i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the l...
mentally impaired office
  09/19/14
RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming a...
Shimmering low-t stead
  09/19/14
AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had pl...
mentally impaired office
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Shimmering low-t stead
  09/19/14
RR's law office is literally in a strip mall
Shimmering low-t stead
  09/19/14
RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'...
mentally impaired office
  09/19/14
RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc
Shimmering low-t stead
  09/19/14
Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in F...
Offensive azure theater
  11/12/15
JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Pro...
umber messiness
  10/27/14
This is not a bad idea.
Dashing purple crackhouse
  09/19/14
i would greenlight this in a sec
mentally impaired office
  09/19/14
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mentally impaired office
  09/19/14
holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not g...
mentally impaired office
  09/19/14
lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh
Erotic ladyboy
  09/19/14
you could make a script just from xo threads
Erotic ladyboy
  09/19/14
"HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks a...
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mentally impaired office
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Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of servic...
Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
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lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH
Shimmering low-t stead
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Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues Rob Riggle fakes a hear...
Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
  09/19/14
Great thread
lilac metal lettuce
  09/19/14
RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during...
Shimmering low-t stead
  09/19/14
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Boyish electric furnace depressive
  11/12/15
This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make ...
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Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
  09/19/14
Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw bos...
Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
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Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on t...
Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
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mentally impaired office
  10/22/14
this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm go...
mentally impaired office
  10/27/14
Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for m...
Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
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"'SUP JO-NADS! Don't get too comfortable in that chair,...
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Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
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I really actually truly think this has legs
Very tactful sweet tailpipe locale
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Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
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good god riggle was BORN to play this role don't even car...
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Very tactful sweet tailpipe locale
  11/12/15
Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin.
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Pls make this
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Orange swashbuckling shrine
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Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw bo...
Boyish electric furnace depressive
  12/04/15
Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself w...
soul-stirring scarlet point
  12/04/15
you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then
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I think me and labatt were the only ones who love this poast
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I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP
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Titillating Translucent Sandwich Hell
  02/23/23
shame on xo for not getting this done.
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Chat GPT prompt: Write a script about a small personal in...
Emerald wonderful range coffee pot
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Lmao 190
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LOL
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lol 180
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severely underrated post
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Date: April 4th, 2012 7:46 PM
Author: Boyish electric furnace depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#20392667)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357096)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357097)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Saffron Painfully Honest Jewess Patrolman

Is it in post yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357099)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead

i wish bro, i wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357113)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357106)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shitlaw boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357114)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357117)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Erotic ladyboy

180 literally who i imagine in those threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357147)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Very tactful sweet tailpipe locale

holy fuck this would be amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357153)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:54 AM
Author: olive aggressive parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181637)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired office

i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the local TTT, but then JH gets fed up with RR's bullshit and strikes out on his own. climax is courtroom scene where JH calls RR as a witness (and vice versa) and they cross-examine each other for like 25 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357145)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead

RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming at JH constantly, taking him to Pizza Hut etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357150)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: mentally impaired office

AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had planned to work at like SullCrom but for personal reasons had to move to small town and only firm he could get was RR's (a la ACP)? so he's all prickly and conceited and like THE OPPOSITE of Riggles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357160)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357183)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead

RR's law office is literally in a strip mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357187)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired office

RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'm like giggling in my office this is too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357193)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead

RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357204)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: Offensive azure theater

Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in Florida, not even kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168902)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:16 AM
Author: umber messiness

JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Provides an opportunity for a 180 opening scene/inciting incident, like he falls off the cruise ship into the Hudson or whatever the best all time real life summer associate self pwn was.

We basically have to write this script and crowdsource it as an XO-penned screenplay. We should form an SPE and write up a proper agreement before we get too far into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594600)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Dashing purple crackhouse

This is not a bad idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357157)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired office

i would greenlight this in a sec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357161)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: mentally impaired office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357164)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: mentally impaired office

holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not get noticed??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357168)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Erotic ladyboy

lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357210)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Erotic ladyboy

you could make a script just from xo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357226)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

"HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks at the bar at the Christmas party at chilis"

"I had to pay for my fucking quesadilla dude! I got no Christmas bonus! I get paid about what my monthly loan payment is!"

"why do you need a Christmas bonus, you're a Jew!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357277)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: mentally impaired office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565947)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of service".

Jonah: "this says four days ago"

Rob Riggle: what the fuck Jonah? Do you want to lose this motion or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357300)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead

lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357316)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle territorial place of business native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168843)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues

Rob Riggle fakes a heart attack and makes Jonah drive him home. He does the same thing two days later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357332)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: lilac metal lettuce

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357372)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Shimmering low-t stead

RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during the movie, makes Jonah Hill take the heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357383)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Boyish electric furnace depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171109)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: Burgundy cuckoldry station

This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357745)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358544)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358551)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on the floor of supermarkets to create slip and fall cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358572)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565940)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:04 AM
Author: mentally impaired office

this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594568)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for me.

"But I'm not licensed, only you are!"

"that's why I made this fake bar card with your picture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26674561)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: lavender menage sex offender

"'SUP JO-NADS! Don't get too comfortable in that chair, fatass - I got some fieldwork for you today. Real detective shit. You'll love it."

*hands jonah a picture of a 70's typewriter*

"Huh"?

"Hit up all the antique stores you can find. Get one of those typewriters, TODAY. No time to look online. That box of old documents we last week is... it's not quite what we need. But we make out own luck in THIS shop!"

"Wait, no... you're gonna FORGE-"

"NO, no... that's one of our 'naughty never-say-it' words, remember? No; we just need to... fill in some gaps... that developed in the case over time."

"Boss... come on, look, that's... I mean... what if they find out? That's fraud-"

"NO NO NO! NOT THE 'F-WORD'! Can't hear you!"

*shitlaw boss stuffs fingers in ears and whistles a tune*

"Boss..."

"Are you a narc? Straight-up. Did you tattle on the other kids in class? Did you rat kids out, son? Is that your thing?"

"Oh, for fuck's sake, NO, I'm not a 'narc,' what I'm saying is-"

"Good! Now let's go get that TYPEWRITER, bud!"

"Can I... at least.. put this one on the expense account?"

*shitlaw boss inhales sharply; groans*

"You're kind of asking a lot here, bro..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26674644)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine skinny woman box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485463)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902383)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Very tactful sweet tailpipe locale

I really actually truly think this has legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902457)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181546)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 4:18 AM
Author: Pearly Pea-brained Nowag

good god riggle was BORN to play this role

don't even care who the associate is, there doesn't even need to be an associate id pay 12 bucks just to see him reading xo shitlaw boss threads much less acting them out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181649)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Very tactful sweet tailpipe locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168848)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Balding indian lodge factory reset button

Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310163)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine skinny woman box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485465)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168829)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:53 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168859)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

Pls make this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168903)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171080)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Orange swashbuckling shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310138)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Boyish electric furnace depressive

Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw boss to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310157)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring scarlet point

Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself writing, and writing well, 10 years ago.

Now? FML.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310162)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Orange swashbuckling shrine

you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310183)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072104)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

I think me and labatt were the only ones who love this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072118)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Boyish electric furnace depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30279624)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#33987977)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#35206751)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#39332452)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: opaque milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588213)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:37 AM
Author: Grizzly multi-colored heaven

I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588234)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:33 PM
Author: Titillating Translucent Sandwich Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971352)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: opaque milk

shame on xo for not getting this done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot

Chat GPT prompt:

Write a script about a small personal injury law firm (this field is derogatorily called shitlaw) where Rob Riggle plays a buffoon and highly unethical boss who hires Jonah Hill, a recent Harvard law grad who couldn’t interview well and couldn’t get a job at a big law firm. Rob Riggle loves taking his staff out to chili’s, making inappropriate jokes, and doing unethical things in his cases, all while being extremely lazy and not intelligent.

Response:

Fade in:

INT. SMALL LAW OFFICE - DAY

Rob Riggle, a middle-aged man with a beer belly and a tacky suit, sits at his messy desk, surrounded by piles of paperwork. He takes a sip of his beer and belches loudly.

ROB RIGGLE

(to himself)

Ah, life is good. Running a small law firm may not be glamorous, but at least I get to do whatever I want.

Jonah Hill, a young man in his mid-twenties, enters the office nervously. He looks around, taking in the disorganized mess.

JONAH HILL

(excitedly)

Mr. Riggle, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity! I'm so excited to start working here.

ROB RIGGLE

(laughing)

Relax, kid. You're not at Harvard anymore. This is shitlaw. We do things a little differently here.

JONAH HILL

(confused)

What do you mean?

ROB RIGGLE

(grinning)

First of all, we love Chili's. We go there all the time. And secondly, we don't waste time on fancy ethics or doing things the right way. We do what it takes to win.

JONAH HILL

(uncomfortable)

I don't know about that. I was taught to always follow ethical guidelines and put my clients' needs first.

ROB RIGGLE

(waving his hand dismissively)

Don't worry about that. You'll learn soon enough. Now, let's get to work.

Rob pulls out a case file and throws it at Jonah.

ROB RIGGLE

(pointing to the file)

This is our next case. A woman slipped and fell in a grocery store. We need to make sure we get the most money out of them as possible.

JONAH HILL

(skeptical)

But if the woman wasn't injured that badly, shouldn't we just settle for a fair amount?

ROB RIGGLE

(laughing)

Kid, you're killing me. We don't settle for a fair amount. We settle for the most amount we can possibly get. And if that means fudging the facts a little, so be it.

Jonah looks uncomfortable, but Rob doesn't seem to notice.

ROB RIGGLE

(patting Jonah on the back)

Don't worry, kid. You'll get used to it. Now, let's go get some lunch. I'm craving some baby back ribs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971425)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Titillating Translucent Sandwich Hell

Lmao 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971433)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: Lake Thirsty Blood Rage

LOL

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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:02 PM
Author: opaque milk



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: passionate voyeur property

lol 180

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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: vermilion mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness really tough guy



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Bespoke address incel

lmfao

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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:35 PM
Author: Lake Thirsty Blood Rage

severely underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988338)



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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Racy Useless Brakes



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Date: March 6th, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Emerald wonderful range coffee pot



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: godawful histrionic location organic girlfriend

A Jody Hill and Danny McBride sitcom about shitlaw would be 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971456)