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lol movie about shitlaw with Jonah Hill and Rob Riggle in works

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Citrine Macaca Corner
  04/04/12
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Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
  09/19/14
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Walnut corn cake
  09/19/14
Is it in post yet?
odious cyan philosopher-king
  09/19/14
i wish bro, i wish
Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
  09/19/14
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floppy mischievous clown resort
  09/19/14
Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shit...
floppy mischievous clown resort
  09/19/14
yes
Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
  09/19/14
180 literally who i imagine in those threads
swashbuckling hall stock car
  09/19/14
holy fuck this would be amazing
Vigorous yarmulke
  09/19/14
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Mind-boggling son of senegal
  01/25/15
i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the l...
Walnut corn cake
  09/19/14
RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming a...
Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
  09/19/14
AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had pl...
Walnut corn cake
  09/19/14
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Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
  09/19/14
RR's law office is literally in a strip mall
Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
  09/19/14
RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'...
Walnut corn cake
  09/19/14
RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc
Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
  09/19/14
Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in F...
Cream marvelous university lettuce
  11/12/15
JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Pro...
Stimulating misanthropic brunch cuck
  10/27/14
This is not a bad idea.
vivacious gay wizard
  09/19/14
i would greenlight this in a sec
Walnut corn cake
  09/19/14
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Walnut corn cake
  09/19/14
holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not g...
Walnut corn cake
  09/19/14
lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh
swashbuckling hall stock car
  09/19/14
you could make a script just from xo threads
swashbuckling hall stock car
  09/19/14
"HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks a...
floppy mischievous clown resort
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Walnut corn cake
  10/22/14
Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of servic...
floppy mischievous clown resort
  09/19/14
lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH
Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
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Soul-stirring garrison
  11/12/15
Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues Rob Riggle fakes a hear...
floppy mischievous clown resort
  09/19/14
Great thread
Electric stag film liquid oxygen
  09/19/14
RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during...
Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness
  09/19/14
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Citrine Macaca Corner
  11/12/15
This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make ...
plum angry church building jew
  09/19/14
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floppy mischievous clown resort
  09/19/14
Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw bos...
floppy mischievous clown resort
  09/19/14
Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on t...
floppy mischievous clown resort
  09/19/14
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Walnut corn cake
  10/22/14
this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm go...
Walnut corn cake
  10/27/14
Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for m...
floppy mischievous clown resort
  11/08/14
"'SUP JO-NADS! Don't get too comfortable in that chair,...
Glittery Main People Sanctuary
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tan disgusting public bath legend
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floppy mischievous clown resort
  12/10/14
I really actually truly think this has legs
Vigorous yarmulke
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floppy mischievous clown resort
  01/25/15
good god riggle was BORN to play this role don't even car...
canary razzmatazz roommate dysfunction
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Vigorous yarmulke
  11/12/15
Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin.
Mahogany Dead Dopamine
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tan disgusting public bath legend
  12/30/15
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floppy mischievous clown resort
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floppy mischievous clown resort
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Pls make this
floppy mischievous clown resort
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floppy mischievous clown resort
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Stirring Sable Mother Background Story
  12/04/15
Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw bo...
Citrine Macaca Corner
  12/04/15
Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself w...
aqua site black woman
  12/04/15
you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then
Stirring Sable Mother Background Story
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floppy mischievous clown resort
  03/16/16
I think me and labatt were the only ones who love this poast
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Diverse low-t patrolman dingle berry
  12/10/21
I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP
Insecure Cumskin Mexican
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hyperventilating thriller principal's office codepig
  02/23/23
shame on xo for not getting this done.
Diverse low-t patrolman dingle berry
  02/23/23
Chat GPT prompt: Write a script about a small personal in...
floppy mischievous clown resort
  02/23/23
Lmao 190
hyperventilating thriller principal's office codepig
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LOL
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Diverse low-t patrolman dingle berry
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lol 180
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lmfao
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severely underrated post
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Date: April 4th, 2012 7:46 PM
Author: Citrine Macaca Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#20392667)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357096)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357097)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: odious cyan philosopher-king

Is it in post yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357099)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness

i wish bro, i wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357113)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357106)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shitlaw boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357114)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357117)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling hall stock car

180 literally who i imagine in those threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357147)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Vigorous yarmulke

holy fuck this would be amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357153)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181637)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake

i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the local TTT, but then JH gets fed up with RR's bullshit and strikes out on his own. climax is courtroom scene where JH calls RR as a witness (and vice versa) and they cross-examine each other for like 25 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357145)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness

RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming at JH constantly, taking him to Pizza Hut etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357150)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake

AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had planned to work at like SullCrom but for personal reasons had to move to small town and only firm he could get was RR's (a la ACP)? so he's all prickly and conceited and like THE OPPOSITE of Riggles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357160)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357183)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness

RR's law office is literally in a strip mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357187)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake

RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'm like giggling in my office this is too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357193)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness

RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357204)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: Cream marvelous university lettuce

Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in Florida, not even kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168902)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:16 AM
Author: Stimulating misanthropic brunch cuck

JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Provides an opportunity for a 180 opening scene/inciting incident, like he falls off the cruise ship into the Hudson or whatever the best all time real life summer associate self pwn was.

We basically have to write this script and crowdsource it as an XO-penned screenplay. We should form an SPE and write up a proper agreement before we get too far into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594600)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: vivacious gay wizard

This is not a bad idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357157)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake

i would greenlight this in a sec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357161)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357164)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake

holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not get noticed??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357168)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling hall stock car

lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357210)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling hall stock car

you could make a script just from xo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357226)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

"HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks at the bar at the Christmas party at chilis"

"I had to pay for my fucking quesadilla dude! I got no Christmas bonus! I get paid about what my monthly loan payment is!"

"why do you need a Christmas bonus, you're a Jew!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357277)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565947)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of service".

Jonah: "this says four days ago"

Rob Riggle: what the fuck Jonah? Do you want to lose this motion or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357300)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness

lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357316)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168843)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues

Rob Riggle fakes a heart attack and makes Jonah drive him home. He does the same thing two days later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357332)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Electric stag film liquid oxygen

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357372)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Cracking ultramarine shrine messiness

RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during the movie, makes Jonah Hill take the heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357383)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Citrine Macaca Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171109)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: plum angry church building jew

This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357745)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358544)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358551)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on the floor of supermarkets to create slip and fall cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358572)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Walnut corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565940)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:04 AM
Author: Walnut corn cake

this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594568)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for me.

"But I'm not licensed, only you are!"

"that's why I made this fake bar card with your picture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26674561)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Glittery Main People Sanctuary

"'SUP JO-NADS! Don't get too comfortable in that chair, fatass - I got some fieldwork for you today. Real detective shit. You'll love it."

*hands jonah a picture of a 70's typewriter*

"Huh"?

"Hit up all the antique stores you can find. Get one of those typewriters, TODAY. No time to look online. That box of old documents we last week is... it's not quite what we need. But we make out own luck in THIS shop!"

"Wait, no... you're gonna FORGE-"

"NO, no... that's one of our 'naughty never-say-it' words, remember? No; we just need to... fill in some gaps... that developed in the case over time."

"Boss... come on, look, that's... I mean... what if they find out? That's fraud-"

"NO NO NO! NOT THE 'F-WORD'! Can't hear you!"

*shitlaw boss stuffs fingers in ears and whistles a tune*

"Boss..."

"Are you a narc? Straight-up. Did you tattle on the other kids in class? Did you rat kids out, son? Is that your thing?"

"Oh, for fuck's sake, NO, I'm not a 'narc,' what I'm saying is-"

"Good! Now let's go get that TYPEWRITER, bud!"

"Can I... at least.. put this one on the expense account?"

*shitlaw boss inhales sharply; groans*

"You're kind of asking a lot here, bro..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26674644)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: tan disgusting public bath legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485463)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902383)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Vigorous yarmulke

I really actually truly think this has legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902457)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181546)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 4:18 AM
Author: canary razzmatazz roommate dysfunction

good god riggle was BORN to play this role

don't even care who the associate is, there doesn't even need to be an associate id pay 12 bucks just to see him reading xo shitlaw boss threads much less acting them out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181649)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Vigorous yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168848)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Mahogany Dead Dopamine

Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310163)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: tan disgusting public bath legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485465)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168829)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:53 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168859)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

Pls make this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168903)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171080)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Stirring Sable Mother Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310138)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Citrine Macaca Corner

Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw boss to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310157)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: aqua site black woman

Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself writing, and writing well, 10 years ago.

Now? FML.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310162)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Stirring Sable Mother Background Story

you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310183)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072104)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

I think me and labatt were the only ones who love this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072118)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Citrine Macaca Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30279624)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#33987977)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#35206751)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#39332452)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: Diverse low-t patrolman dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588213)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:37 AM
Author: Insecure Cumskin Mexican

I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588234)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller principal's office codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971352)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: Diverse low-t patrolman dingle berry

shame on xo for not getting this done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort

Chat GPT prompt:

Write a script about a small personal injury law firm (this field is derogatorily called shitlaw) where Rob Riggle plays a buffoon and highly unethical boss who hires Jonah Hill, a recent Harvard law grad who couldn’t interview well and couldn’t get a job at a big law firm. Rob Riggle loves taking his staff out to chili’s, making inappropriate jokes, and doing unethical things in his cases, all while being extremely lazy and not intelligent.

Response:

Fade in:

INT. SMALL LAW OFFICE - DAY

Rob Riggle, a middle-aged man with a beer belly and a tacky suit, sits at his messy desk, surrounded by piles of paperwork. He takes a sip of his beer and belches loudly.

ROB RIGGLE

(to himself)

Ah, life is good. Running a small law firm may not be glamorous, but at least I get to do whatever I want.

Jonah Hill, a young man in his mid-twenties, enters the office nervously. He looks around, taking in the disorganized mess.

JONAH HILL

(excitedly)

Mr. Riggle, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity! I'm so excited to start working here.

ROB RIGGLE

(laughing)

Relax, kid. You're not at Harvard anymore. This is shitlaw. We do things a little differently here.

JONAH HILL

(confused)

What do you mean?

ROB RIGGLE

(grinning)

First of all, we love Chili's. We go there all the time. And secondly, we don't waste time on fancy ethics or doing things the right way. We do what it takes to win.

JONAH HILL

(uncomfortable)

I don't know about that. I was taught to always follow ethical guidelines and put my clients' needs first.

ROB RIGGLE

(waving his hand dismissively)

Don't worry about that. You'll learn soon enough. Now, let's get to work.

Rob pulls out a case file and throws it at Jonah.

ROB RIGGLE

(pointing to the file)

This is our next case. A woman slipped and fell in a grocery store. We need to make sure we get the most money out of them as possible.

JONAH HILL

(skeptical)

But if the woman wasn't injured that badly, shouldn't we just settle for a fair amount?

ROB RIGGLE

(laughing)

Kid, you're killing me. We don't settle for a fair amount. We settle for the most amount we can possibly get. And if that means fudging the facts a little, so be it.

Jonah looks uncomfortable, but Rob doesn't seem to notice.

ROB RIGGLE

(patting Jonah on the back)

Don't worry, kid. You'll get used to it. Now, let's go get some lunch. I'm craving some baby back ribs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971425)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller principal's office codepig

Lmao 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971433)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: jet naked organic girlfriend

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:02 PM
Author: Diverse low-t patrolman dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972015)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Flirting jewess

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972078)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed bull headed dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972087)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972221)



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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:35 PM
Author: jet naked organic girlfriend

severely underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988338)



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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Sienna talented chapel shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988355)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: floppy mischievous clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#46015007)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged saffron menage

A Jody Hill and Danny McBride sitcom about shitlaw would be 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971456)