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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
dull fragrant pocket flask
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
pea-brained spot sound barrier
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
pungent field
  07/07/12
ty
Impertinent hell gaming laptop
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
balding tank
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
balding tank
  05/23/12
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aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
balding tank
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
balding tank
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
aromatic community account kitchen
  05/23/12
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aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
flame
Comical Den Striped Hyena
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Diverse stead weed whacker
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Diverse stead weed whacker
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
umber business firm roommate
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Garnet at-the-ready plaza
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
obsidian masturbator
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Crusty mental disorder
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
rough-skinned police squad
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
umber business firm roommate
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
balding tank
  05/23/12
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aqua internal respiration pit
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Crusty mental disorder
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Sienna floppy round eye locus
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
razzmatazz slate indirect expression
  05/23/12
do you still play?
pea-brained spot sound barrier
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
fuchsia hall nowag
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Seedy razzle lodge trust fund
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Flushed abnormal crotch institution
  05/23/12
180
Domesticated 180 nursing home
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Plum bespoke national
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
dashing nibblets
  05/23/12
thank you brother
pink fat ankles station
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
dashing nibblets
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Blathering Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested
  05/23/12
ty
Impertinent hell gaming laptop
  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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dull fragrant pocket flask
  10/14/12
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  06/24/17
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Mind-boggling burgundy mood
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Impertinent hell gaming laptop
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
bateful tan principal's office
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
metal legend laser beams
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Useless Temple
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Useless Temple
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Blathering Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested
  05/23/12
srsly?
pea-brained spot sound barrier
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Plum bespoke national
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Blathering Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested
  05/23/12
link?
pea-brained spot sound barrier
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
pea-brained spot sound barrier
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
irate spruce gunner marketing idea
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
mustard brethren
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
aqua internal respiration pit
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
heady azn
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Flushed abnormal crotch institution
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
aqua internal respiration pit
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Sinister spectacular puppy death wish
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
aqua internal respiration pit
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
obsidian masturbator
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
razzle-dazzle set
  07/06/12
cr
primrose passionate athletic conference
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
obsidian masturbator
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
razzle-dazzle set
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
primrose passionate athletic conference
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
house-broken insane parlour sex offender
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
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  07/06/12
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aqua internal respiration pit
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
charismatic jewess theatre
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Motley lay juggernaut
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Snowy Stimulating Menage Hairy Legs
  07/15/12
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aqua internal respiration pit
  07/15/12
bullshit
Blathering Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
irate spruce gunner marketing idea
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
boyish school
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
aqua internal respiration pit
  09/15/12
lol
Beta self-absorbed space
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Marvelous misunderstood trailer park
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
aqua internal respiration pit
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
exciting selfie casino
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
pea-brained spot sound barrier
  10/04/12
tcr
black unhinged multi-billionaire national security agency
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
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  09/16/12
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black unhinged multi-billionaire national security agency
  10/04/12
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aqua internal respiration pit
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
thirsty wagecucks doctorate
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
aqua internal respiration pit
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
thirsty wagecucks doctorate
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Impertinent hell gaming laptop
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
aqua internal respiration pit
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
honey-headed multi-colored meetinghouse
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
thirsty wagecucks doctorate
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
exciting selfie casino
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
thirsty wagecucks doctorate
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
disturbing ruby pozpig
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
lime rehab lettuce
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
cracking tripping whorehouse double fault
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
federal maroon abode
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
mustard brethren
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
stirring flirting ticket booth depressive
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
obsidian masturbator
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
obsidian masturbator
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
mustard brethren
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
cracking tripping whorehouse double fault
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
aqua internal respiration pit
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
aqua internal respiration pit
  03/28/14
lol idiot
grizzly know-it-all center
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
thirsty wagecucks doctorate
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
aqua internal respiration pit
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
umber business firm roommate
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Violet learning disabled piazza
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Bearded church building
  03/30/14
how did it go?
rusted blood rage
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Transparent address
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
aqua internal respiration pit
  06/24/17
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Submissive gaped public bath
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Idiotic adventurous state boistinker
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Bearded church building
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
aqua internal respiration pit
  06/24/17
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Idiotic adventurous state boistinker
  06/24/17
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mint digit ratio
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Gay dilemma immigrant
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Idiotic adventurous state boistinker
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
aqua internal respiration pit
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
umber business firm roommate
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Gay dilemma immigrant
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
bateful tan principal's office
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: dull fragrant pocket flask

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: pea-brained spot sound barrier

yeah that only works if you have money.

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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: pungent field

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Impertinent hell gaming laptop

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: balding tank

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: balding tank

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: balding tank

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: balding tank

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: aromatic community account kitchen

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Comical Den Striped Hyena

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Diverse stead weed whacker

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Diverse stead weed whacker

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: umber business firm roommate

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Garnet at-the-ready plaza

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: obsidian masturbator

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Crusty mental disorder

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: rough-skinned police squad

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: umber business firm roommate

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: balding tank

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Crusty mental disorder

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Sienna floppy round eye locus

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz slate indirect expression

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: pea-brained spot sound barrier

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: fuchsia hall nowag

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Seedy razzle lodge trust fund

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Flushed abnormal crotch institution

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Domesticated 180 nursing home

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Plum bespoke national

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: dashing nibblets

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: pink fat ankles station

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: dashing nibblets

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Blathering Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Impertinent hell gaming laptop

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: dull fragrant pocket flask



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling burgundy mood



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Impertinent hell gaming laptop

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: bateful tan principal's office

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: metal legend laser beams

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Useless Temple

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Useless Temple

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Blathering Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: pea-brained spot sound barrier

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Plum bespoke national

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Blathering Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: pea-brained spot sound barrier

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: pea-brained spot sound barrier

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: irate spruce gunner marketing idea

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: mustard brethren

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: heady azn

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Flushed abnormal crotch institution

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Sinister spectacular puppy death wish

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: obsidian masturbator

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: primrose passionate athletic conference

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: obsidian masturbator

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: primrose passionate athletic conference

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: house-broken insane parlour sex offender

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: violent hospital half-breed

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: charismatic jewess theatre

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Motley lay juggernaut

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Snowy Stimulating Menage Hairy Legs

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Blathering Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: irate spruce gunner marketing idea

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: boyish school

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Beta self-absorbed space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Marvelous misunderstood trailer park

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: exciting selfie casino

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: pea-brained spot sound barrier

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: black unhinged multi-billionaire national security agency

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: bisexual drunken quadroon parlor

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: black unhinged multi-billionaire national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: thirsty wagecucks doctorate

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: thirsty wagecucks doctorate

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Impertinent hell gaming laptop

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: honey-headed multi-colored meetinghouse

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: thirsty wagecucks doctorate

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: exciting selfie casino

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: thirsty wagecucks doctorate

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: disturbing ruby pozpig

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: lime rehab lettuce

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: cracking tripping whorehouse double fault

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: federal maroon abode

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: mustard brethren

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: stirring flirting ticket booth depressive

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: obsidian masturbator

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: obsidian masturbator

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: mustard brethren

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: cracking tripping whorehouse double fault

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: grizzly know-it-all center

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: thirsty wagecucks doctorate

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: umber business firm roommate

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Violet learning disabled piazza

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Bearded church building

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: rusted blood rage

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Transparent address

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Submissive gaped public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Idiotic adventurous state boistinker

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Bearded church building

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Idiotic adventurous state boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: mint digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Gay dilemma immigrant

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Idiotic adventurous state boistinker

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: aqua internal respiration pit

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: umber business firm roommate

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Gay dilemma immigrant

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: bateful tan principal's office

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)