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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Fuchsia Nubile Stage Pisswyrm
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Blathering beady-eyed box office clown
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Amethyst knife plaza
  07/07/12
ty
Talented Police Squad Parlour
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
sapphire insanely creepy theater stage
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
sapphire insanely creepy theater stage
  05/23/12
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concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
sapphire insanely creepy theater stage
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
sapphire insanely creepy theater stage
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
charismatic office factory reset button
  05/23/12
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concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
flame
Razzmatazz station boiling water
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Disrespectful Affirmative Action
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Disrespectful Affirmative Action
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
vigorous macaca
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
floppy pozpig toaster
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
federal orange feces
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
grizzly aromatic partner
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Exciting resort indirect expression
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
vigorous macaca
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
sapphire insanely creepy theater stage
  05/23/12
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concupiscible cream trailer park
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
grizzly aromatic partner
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
mind-boggling jew native
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Dashing demanding area hairy legs
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Blathering beady-eyed box office clown
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
hyperactive internet-worthy stage
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Ocher fragrant sound barrier
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Coral splenetic lodge
  05/23/12
180
Cracking Chapel
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Cordovan Piazza
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Appetizing gaped base
  05/23/12
thank you brother
curious hateful center milk
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Appetizing gaped base
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Indigo arrogant school cafeteria laser beams
  05/23/12
ty
Talented Police Squad Parlour
  05/23/12
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Startling cyan turdskin shrine
  07/15/12
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Fuchsia Nubile Stage Pisswyrm
  10/14/12
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blue racy psychic
  06/24/17
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Tan overrated really tough guy becky
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Talented Police Squad Parlour
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
electric windowlicker sweet tailpipe
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Twinkling Motley Dopamine
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
swashbuckling azure dingle berry menage
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
swashbuckling azure dingle berry menage
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Indigo arrogant school cafeteria laser beams
  05/23/12
srsly?
Blathering beady-eyed box office clown
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Cordovan Piazza
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Indigo arrogant school cafeteria laser beams
  05/23/12
link?
Blathering beady-eyed box office clown
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Blathering beady-eyed box office clown
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Razzle-dazzle drab ape pocket flask
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
multi-colored legal warrant
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
concupiscible cream trailer park
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
umber library roommate
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Coral splenetic lodge
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
concupiscible cream trailer park
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Marvelous Principal's Office Round Eye
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
concupiscible cream trailer park
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
federal orange feces
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Boyish slap-happy wrinkle whorehouse
  07/06/12
cr
wonderful national cuck
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
federal orange feces
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Boyish slap-happy wrinkle whorehouse
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
wonderful national cuck
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Henna arousing senate internal respiration
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
kink-friendly liquid oxygen locale
  07/06/12
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concupiscible cream trailer park
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Comical site elastic band
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Pontificating bawdyhouse therapy
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Dark water buffalo
  07/15/12
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concupiscible cream trailer park
  07/15/12
bullshit
Indigo arrogant school cafeteria laser beams
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Razzle-dazzle drab ape pocket flask
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Drunken point selfie
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
concupiscible cream trailer park
  09/15/12
lol
odious doobsian circlehead
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Charcoal Reading Party Tanning Salon
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
concupiscible cream trailer park
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Brilliant Gaming Laptop Theater
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Blathering beady-eyed box office clown
  10/04/12
tcr
contagious institution sneaky criminal
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Pearly frisky forum
  09/16/12
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contagious institution sneaky criminal
  10/04/12
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concupiscible cream trailer park
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
ruddy twisted mother
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
concupiscible cream trailer park
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
ruddy twisted mother
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Talented Police Squad Parlour
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
concupiscible cream trailer park
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
french amber twinkling uncleanness jap
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
ruddy twisted mother
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Brilliant Gaming Laptop Theater
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
ruddy twisted mother
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
bateful bat shit crazy den
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
misunderstood shivering business firm background story
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Sickened Silver School
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Histrionic hospital corn cake
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
multi-colored legal warrant
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Crimson effete regret
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
federal orange feces
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
federal orange feces
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
multi-colored legal warrant
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Sickened Silver School
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
concupiscible cream trailer park
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
concupiscible cream trailer park
  03/28/14
lol idiot
laughsome dun keepsake machete
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
ruddy twisted mother
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
concupiscible cream trailer park
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
vigorous macaca
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Trip Bonkers Dilemma Cuckold
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
stimulating pit quadroon
  03/30/14
how did it go?
stirring poppy address lettuce
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
big rigor spot
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
concupiscible cream trailer park
  06/24/17
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greedy church building legend
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
supple sadistic stead halford
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
stimulating pit quadroon
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
concupiscible cream trailer park
  06/24/17
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supple sadistic stead halford
  06/24/17
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hideous faggotry
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Sooty vibrant mad cow disease kitty cat
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
supple sadistic stead halford
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
concupiscible cream trailer park
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
vigorous macaca
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Sooty vibrant mad cow disease kitty cat
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
electric windowlicker sweet tailpipe
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Fuchsia Nubile Stage Pisswyrm

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Blathering beady-eyed box office clown

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Amethyst knife plaza

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Talented Police Squad Parlour

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: sapphire insanely creepy theater stage

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: sapphire insanely creepy theater stage

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: sapphire insanely creepy theater stage

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: sapphire insanely creepy theater stage

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: charismatic office factory reset button

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz station boiling water

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Disrespectful Affirmative Action

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Disrespectful Affirmative Action

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: vigorous macaca

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: floppy pozpig toaster

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: federal orange feces

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: grizzly aromatic partner

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Exciting resort indirect expression

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: vigorous macaca

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: sapphire insanely creepy theater stage

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: grizzly aromatic partner

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling jew native

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Dashing demanding area hairy legs

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Blathering beady-eyed box office clown

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: hyperactive internet-worthy stage

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Ocher fragrant sound barrier

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Coral splenetic lodge

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Cracking Chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Cordovan Piazza

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Appetizing gaped base

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: curious hateful center milk

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Appetizing gaped base

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Indigo arrogant school cafeteria laser beams

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Talented Police Squad Parlour

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Startling cyan turdskin shrine



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia Nubile Stage Pisswyrm



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: blue racy psychic



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Tan overrated really tough guy becky



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Talented Police Squad Parlour

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: electric windowlicker sweet tailpipe

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Twinkling Motley Dopamine

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling azure dingle berry menage

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling azure dingle berry menage

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Indigo arrogant school cafeteria laser beams

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Blathering beady-eyed box office clown

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Cordovan Piazza

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Indigo arrogant school cafeteria laser beams

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Blathering beady-eyed box office clown

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Blathering beady-eyed box office clown

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle drab ape pocket flask

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: multi-colored legal warrant

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: umber library roommate

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Coral splenetic lodge

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Principal's Office Round Eye

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: federal orange feces

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Boyish slap-happy wrinkle whorehouse

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: wonderful national cuck

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: federal orange feces

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Boyish slap-happy wrinkle whorehouse

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: wonderful national cuck

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Henna arousing senate internal respiration

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly liquid oxygen locale

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Comical site elastic band

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Pontificating bawdyhouse therapy

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Dark water buffalo

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Indigo arrogant school cafeteria laser beams

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle drab ape pocket flask

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Drunken point selfie

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: odious doobsian circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Charcoal Reading Party Tanning Salon

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Brilliant Gaming Laptop Theater

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Blathering beady-eyed box office clown

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: contagious institution sneaky criminal

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Pearly frisky forum

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: contagious institution sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: ruddy twisted mother

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: ruddy twisted mother

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Talented Police Squad Parlour

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: french amber twinkling uncleanness jap

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: ruddy twisted mother

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Brilliant Gaming Laptop Theater

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: ruddy twisted mother

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: bateful bat shit crazy den

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: misunderstood shivering business firm background story

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Sickened Silver School

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital corn cake

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: multi-colored legal warrant

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Crimson effete regret

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: federal orange feces

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: federal orange feces

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: multi-colored legal warrant

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Sickened Silver School

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: laughsome dun keepsake machete

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: ruddy twisted mother

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: vigorous macaca

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Trip Bonkers Dilemma Cuckold

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: stimulating pit quadroon

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: stirring poppy address lettuce

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: big rigor spot

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: greedy church building legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: supple sadistic stead halford

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: stimulating pit quadroon

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: supple sadistic stead halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: hideous faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant mad cow disease kitty cat

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: supple sadistic stead halford

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: concupiscible cream trailer park

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: vigorous macaca

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Sooty vibrant mad cow disease kitty cat

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: electric windowlicker sweet tailpipe

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)