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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
brass address
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
free-loading plum abode fortuitous meteor
  07/07/12
ty
stimulating french persian
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
razzle impertinent azn
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
razzle impertinent azn
  05/23/12
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Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
razzle impertinent azn
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
razzle impertinent azn
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Wonderful disrespectful theater
  05/23/12
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Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
flame
spectacular tanning salon dingle berry
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
honey-headed 180 famous landscape painting box office
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
honey-headed 180 famous landscape painting box office
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
vivacious copper school knife
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
bateful abusive macaca
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Orange maniacal bbw
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Lavender Chest-beating Dilemma Trust Fund
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
thriller chrome national security agency
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
vivacious copper school knife
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
razzle impertinent azn
  05/23/12
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Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Lavender Chest-beating Dilemma Trust Fund
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
bronze big location selfie
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Arrogant Indecent Boistinker
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Topaz magical idiot
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
peach rigor cuckold
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Bearded organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
180
Violent gold factory reset button liquid oxygen
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Maize nubile hospital
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Aromatic theater stage private investor
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Cracking point french chef
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Aromatic theater stage private investor
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
dashing police squad school cafeteria
  05/23/12
ty
stimulating french persian
  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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brass address
  10/14/12
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mewling parlor
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
stimulating french persian
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Cruel-hearted trip dog poop love of her life
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
drunken crimson psychic cumskin
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
hairraiser mentally impaired scourge upon the earth mediation
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
hairraiser mentally impaired scourge upon the earth mediation
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
dashing police squad school cafeteria
  05/23/12
srsly?
Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Maize nubile hospital
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
dashing police squad school cafeteria
  05/23/12
link?
Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Curious domesticated stage
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Cordovan feces step-uncle's house
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
racy buck-toothed codepig corner
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Bearded organic girlfriend
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
carnelian voyeur
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Orange maniacal bbw
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Claret beady-eyed coffee pot weed whacker
  07/06/12
cr
wild generalized bond bawdyhouse
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Orange maniacal bbw
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Claret beady-eyed coffee pot weed whacker
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
wild generalized bond bawdyhouse
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Lake doctorate digit ratio
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
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  07/06/12
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Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
lilac motley depressive
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
pearl arousing business firm
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
jet-lagged meetinghouse philosopher-king
  07/15/12
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Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  07/15/12
bullshit
dashing police squad school cafeteria
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Curious domesticated stage
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Grizzly impressive nursing home
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  09/15/12
lol
amethyst sanctuary
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Hateful federal office affirmative action
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
cerebral black woman menage
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration
  10/04/12
tcr
doobsian antidepressant drug coldplay fan
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
clear center
  09/16/12
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doobsian antidepressant drug coldplay fan
  10/04/12
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Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Histrionic hyperactive state
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Histrionic hyperactive state
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
stimulating french persian
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Sapphire Coiffed Volcanic Crater
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Histrionic hyperactive state
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
cerebral black woman menage
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Histrionic hyperactive state
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Hyperventilating orchestra pit
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Startling bull headed boiling water lay
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Mauve chapel
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Swashbuckling snowy karate community account
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Cordovan feces step-uncle's house
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
mint locus juggernaut
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Orange maniacal bbw
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Orange maniacal bbw
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Cordovan feces step-uncle's house
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Mauve chapel
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Glittery pale laser beams blood rage
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Histrionic hyperactive state
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
vivacious copper school knife
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Excitant Violet Elastic Band
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Appetizing Pea-brained Pozpig
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Navy Vibrant Haunted Graveyard Prole
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
twisted comical rigpig skinny woman
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  06/24/17
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hilarious odious sweet tailpipe
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Razzmatazz Learning Disabled Church Building Idea He Suggested
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Appetizing Pea-brained Pozpig
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  06/24/17
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Razzmatazz Learning Disabled Church Building Idea He Suggested
  06/24/17
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Jet cowardly nibblets
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
diverse locale place of business
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Razzmatazz Learning Disabled Church Building Idea He Suggested
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Demanding Mind-boggling Resort
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
vivacious copper school knife
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
diverse locale place of business
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Cruel-hearted trip dog poop love of her life
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: brass address

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: free-loading plum abode fortuitous meteor

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: stimulating french persian

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: razzle impertinent azn

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: razzle impertinent azn

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: razzle impertinent azn

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: razzle impertinent azn

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Wonderful disrespectful theater

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon dingle berry

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: honey-headed 180 famous landscape painting box office

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: honey-headed 180 famous landscape painting box office

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: vivacious copper school knife

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: bateful abusive macaca

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Orange maniacal bbw

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Lavender Chest-beating Dilemma Trust Fund

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: thriller chrome national security agency

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: vivacious copper school knife

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: razzle impertinent azn

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Lavender Chest-beating Dilemma Trust Fund

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: bronze big location selfie

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Arrogant Indecent Boistinker

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Topaz magical idiot

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: peach rigor cuckold

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Bearded organic girlfriend

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Violent gold factory reset button liquid oxygen

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Maize nubile hospital

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage private investor

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Cracking point french chef

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage private investor

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: dashing police squad school cafeteria

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: stimulating french persian

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: passionate mad-dog skullcap hunting ground



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: brass address



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Useless walnut dopamine home



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: mewling parlor



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: stimulating french persian

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip dog poop love of her life

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: drunken crimson psychic cumskin

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: hairraiser mentally impaired scourge upon the earth mediation

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: hairraiser mentally impaired scourge upon the earth mediation

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: dashing police squad school cafeteria

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Maize nubile hospital

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: dashing police squad school cafeteria

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Curious domesticated stage

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Cordovan feces step-uncle's house

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: racy buck-toothed codepig corner

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Bearded organic girlfriend

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: carnelian voyeur

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Orange maniacal bbw

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Claret beady-eyed coffee pot weed whacker

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: wild generalized bond bawdyhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Orange maniacal bbw

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Claret beady-eyed coffee pot weed whacker

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: wild generalized bond bawdyhouse

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Lake doctorate digit ratio

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: green multi-colored cuck roast beef

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: lilac motley depressive

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: pearl arousing business firm

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: jet-lagged meetinghouse philosopher-king

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: dashing police squad school cafeteria

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Curious domesticated stage

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Grizzly impressive nursing home

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: amethyst sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Hateful federal office affirmative action

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: cerebral black woman menage

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Autistic Laughsome Principal's Office Internal Respiration

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: doobsian antidepressant drug coldplay fan

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: clear center

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: doobsian antidepressant drug coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive state

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive state

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: stimulating french persian

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Sapphire Coiffed Volcanic Crater

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive state

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: cerebral black woman menage

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive state

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Hyperventilating orchestra pit

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Startling bull headed boiling water lay

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling snowy karate community account

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Cordovan feces step-uncle's house

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: mint locus juggernaut

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Orange maniacal bbw

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Orange maniacal bbw

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Cordovan feces step-uncle's house

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Glittery pale laser beams blood rage

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive state

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: vivacious copper school knife

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Excitant Violet Elastic Band

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Pea-brained Pozpig

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Navy Vibrant Haunted Graveyard Prole

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: twisted comical rigpig skinny woman

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: hilarious odious sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Learning Disabled Church Building Idea He Suggested

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Pea-brained Pozpig

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Learning Disabled Church Building Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Jet cowardly nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: diverse locale place of business

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Learning Disabled Church Building Idea He Suggested

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Demanding Mind-boggling Resort

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: vivacious copper school knife

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: diverse locale place of business

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip dog poop love of her life

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)