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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
mildly autistic splenetic house
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Onyx Parlour
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Chocolate dilemma
  07/07/12
ty
Tantric Gaming Laptop
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Pearly contagious office
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Pearly contagious office
  05/23/12
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deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Pearly contagious office
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Pearly contagious office
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Painfully honest rusted messiness
  05/23/12
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deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
flame
Massive Jet-lagged Box Office Pozpig
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Vivacious walnut national
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Vivacious walnut national
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Curious startled therapy heaven
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
titillating range ladyboy
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Talented Resort
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Aphrodisiac Garnet Plaza Prole
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Curious startled therapy heaven
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Pearly contagious office
  05/23/12
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deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Talented Resort
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Citrine Telephone Garrison
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
unholy nowag
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Onyx Parlour
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
underhanded mexican
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
wine trust fund volcanic crater
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
mentally impaired idiot library
  05/23/12
180
Doobsian Chrome Striped Hyena
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
sienna provocative dysfunction
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
stirring hot knife step-uncle's house
  05/23/12
thank you brother
white bateful water buffalo property
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
stirring hot knife step-uncle's house
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
stimulating sex offender
  05/23/12
ty
Tantric Gaming Laptop
  05/23/12
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adventurous deer antler
  07/15/12
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mildly autistic splenetic house
  10/14/12
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confused odious degenerate corn cake
  06/24/17
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embarrassed to the bone institution famous landscape painting
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Tantric Gaming Laptop
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
cobalt incel regret
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Big Smoky Principal's Office
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Comical community account
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Comical community account
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
stimulating sex offender
  05/23/12
srsly?
Onyx Parlour
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
sienna provocative dysfunction
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
stimulating sex offender
  05/23/12
link?
Onyx Parlour
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Onyx Parlour
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Snowy bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
electric navy brunch cuckold
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
diverse cruel-hearted tattoo
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
mentally impaired idiot library
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Fluffy State Trump Supporter
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Beady-eyed fighting home jewess
  07/06/12
cr
khaki cumskin wagecucks
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Beady-eyed fighting home jewess
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
khaki cumskin wagecucks
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
cyan nighttime associate chapel
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
supple people who are hurt stag film
  07/06/12
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deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
salmon boyish meetinghouse
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Puce Trip Temple
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Wonderful Sticky Tank
  07/15/12
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deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  07/15/12
bullshit
stimulating sex offender
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Snowy bawdyhouse
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Kink-friendly native mad-dog skullcap
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  09/15/12
lol
Apoplectic Preventive Strike
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Bronze address
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Marvelous cordovan church building
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Onyx Parlour
  10/04/12
tcr
bipolar field legend
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
glittery national security agency
  09/16/12
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bipolar field legend
  10/04/12
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deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Dark trailer park cuck
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Dark trailer park cuck
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Tantric Gaming Laptop
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
fiercely-loyal razzmatazz spot hissy fit
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Dark trailer park cuck
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Marvelous cordovan church building
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Dark trailer park cuck
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
excitant locale jew
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Jade persian space
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Grizzly exciting tanning salon
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
histrionic lavender church new version
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
electric navy brunch cuckold
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Arrogant hairraiser puppy
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
electric navy brunch cuckold
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Grizzly exciting tanning salon
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  03/28/14
lol idiot
charcoal soul-stirring kitchen queen of the night
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Dark trailer park cuck
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Curious startled therapy heaven
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
lilac flatulent area
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Spectacular sweet tailpipe center
  03/30/14
how did it go?
lake razzle location useless brakes
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
olive chad
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  06/24/17
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fuchsia pistol sanctuary
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Bonkers windowlicker
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Spectacular sweet tailpipe center
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  06/24/17
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Bonkers windowlicker
  06/24/17
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Wild Theater Stage
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Exhilarant rigpig stead
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Bonkers windowlicker
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
deranged pontificating abode dopamine
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Curious startled therapy heaven
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Exhilarant rigpig stead
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
cobalt incel regret
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: mildly autistic splenetic house

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Onyx Parlour

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Chocolate dilemma

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Tantric Gaming Laptop

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Pearly contagious office

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Pearly contagious office

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Pearly contagious office

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Pearly contagious office

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Painfully honest rusted messiness

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Massive Jet-lagged Box Office Pozpig

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Vivacious walnut national

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Vivacious walnut national

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Curious startled therapy heaven

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: titillating range ladyboy

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Talented Resort

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Garnet Plaza Prole

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Curious startled therapy heaven

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Pearly contagious office

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Talented Resort

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Citrine Telephone Garrison

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: unholy nowag

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Onyx Parlour

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: underhanded mexican

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: wine trust fund volcanic crater

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: mentally impaired idiot library

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Doobsian Chrome Striped Hyena

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: sienna provocative dysfunction

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: stirring hot knife step-uncle's house

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: white bateful water buffalo property

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: stirring hot knife step-uncle's house

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: stimulating sex offender

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Tantric Gaming Laptop

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: adventurous deer antler



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic splenetic house



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: confused odious degenerate corn cake



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution famous landscape painting



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Tantric Gaming Laptop

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: cobalt incel regret

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Big Smoky Principal's Office

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Comical community account

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Comical community account

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: stimulating sex offender

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Onyx Parlour

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: sienna provocative dysfunction

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: stimulating sex offender

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Onyx Parlour

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Onyx Parlour

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Snowy bawdyhouse

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: electric navy brunch cuckold

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted tattoo

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired idiot library

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Fluffy State Trump Supporter

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting home jewess

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: khaki cumskin wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting home jewess

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: khaki cumskin wagecucks

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: cyan nighttime associate chapel

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: supple people who are hurt stag film

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: salmon boyish meetinghouse

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Puce Trip Temple

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Wonderful Sticky Tank

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: stimulating sex offender

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Snowy bawdyhouse

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Kink-friendly native mad-dog skullcap

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic Preventive Strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Bronze address

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Marvelous cordovan church building

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Onyx Parlour

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: bipolar field legend

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: glittery national security agency

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: bipolar field legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Dark trailer park cuck

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Dark trailer park cuck

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Tantric Gaming Laptop

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal razzmatazz spot hissy fit

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Dark trailer park cuck

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Marvelous cordovan church building

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Dark trailer park cuck

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: excitant locale jew

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Jade persian space

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Grizzly exciting tanning salon

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: histrionic lavender church new version

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: electric navy brunch cuckold

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Arrogant hairraiser puppy

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Cerise Lodge Skinny Woman

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: electric navy brunch cuckold

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Grizzly exciting tanning salon

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: charcoal soul-stirring kitchen queen of the night

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Dark trailer park cuck

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Curious startled therapy heaven

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: lilac flatulent area

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Spectacular sweet tailpipe center

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: lake razzle location useless brakes

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: olive chad

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: fuchsia pistol sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Bonkers windowlicker

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Spectacular sweet tailpipe center

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Bonkers windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Wild Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant rigpig stead

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Bonkers windowlicker

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: deranged pontificating abode dopamine

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Curious startled therapy heaven

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant rigpig stead

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: cobalt incel regret

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)