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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Razzle pearly box office queen of the night
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
High-end Hairraiser Locus
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
violet mediation kitchen
  07/07/12
ty
supple sepia faggot firefighter mad-dog skullcap
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
fuchsia legal warrant
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
fuchsia legal warrant
  05/23/12
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Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
fuchsia legal warrant
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
fuchsia legal warrant
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Free-loading Library
  05/23/12
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Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
flame
Salmon racy hissy fit juggernaut
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Hyperventilating lake really tough guy pisswyrm
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Hyperventilating lake really tough guy pisswyrm
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
thriller theatre
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
aggressive turdskin nursing home
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
cracking immigrant genital piercing
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Shaky Gaping
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
fragrant fiercely-loyal spot legend
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
thriller theatre
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
fuchsia legal warrant
  05/23/12
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Histrionic headpube lay
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Shaky Gaping
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Twinkling digit ratio
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
flirting out-of-control station
  05/23/12
do you still play?
High-end Hairraiser Locus
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
maize comical rigor partner
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Unholy doctorate tattoo
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Sinister drab depressive
  05/23/12
180
slimy space nibblets
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Lilac faggotry
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
razzle-dazzle gay church police squad
  05/23/12
thank you brother
swashbuckling opaque shitlib goyim
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
razzle-dazzle gay church police squad
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Abusive Crystalline Resort Personal Credit Line
  05/23/12
ty
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  05/23/12
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Dashing Cuckold Indian Lodge
  07/15/12
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Razzle pearly box office queen of the night
  10/14/12
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  06/24/17
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big costumed coldplay fan idea he suggested
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
supple sepia faggot firefighter mad-dog skullcap
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
khaki doobsian crotch
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
arousing flatulent persian
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Ebony Demanding Field Masturbator
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Ebony Demanding Field Masturbator
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Abusive Crystalline Resort Personal Credit Line
  05/23/12
srsly?
High-end Hairraiser Locus
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Lilac faggotry
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Abusive Crystalline Resort Personal Credit Line
  05/23/12
link?
High-end Hairraiser Locus
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
High-end Hairraiser Locus
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
anal cerebral athletic conference abode
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Heady Native Candlestick Maker
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Histrionic headpube lay
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
violent home preventive strike
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Sinister drab depressive
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Histrionic headpube lay
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
startling bearded ticket booth national security agency
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Histrionic headpube lay
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
cracking immigrant genital piercing
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Cerise medicated mad cow disease brunch
  07/06/12
cr
outnumbered crackhouse
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
cracking immigrant genital piercing
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Cerise medicated mad cow disease brunch
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
outnumbered crackhouse
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Chrome metal volcanic crater
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Talented splenetic orchestra pit
  07/06/12
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Histrionic headpube lay
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
aromatic carmine step-uncle's house main people
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Bisexual alcoholic hunting ground cruise ship
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
marvelous windowlicker
  07/15/12
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Histrionic headpube lay
  07/15/12
bullshit
Abusive Crystalline Resort Personal Credit Line
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
anal cerebral athletic conference abode
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Cyan Becky Filthpig
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Histrionic headpube lay
  09/15/12
lol
harsh sick pozpig
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Electric whorehouse gunner
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Histrionic headpube lay
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Mind-boggling Den Degenerate
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
High-end Hairraiser Locus
  10/04/12
tcr
Deranged stag film
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
walnut lettuce
  09/16/12
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Deranged stag film
  10/04/12
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Histrionic headpube lay
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
canary floppy tanning salon
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Histrionic headpube lay
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
canary floppy tanning salon
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
supple sepia faggot firefighter mad-dog skullcap
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Histrionic headpube lay
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Carnelian macaca old irish cottage
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
canary floppy tanning salon
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Mind-boggling Den Degenerate
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
canary floppy tanning salon
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
At-the-ready dingle berry center
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Misanthropic kitty indirect expression
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Magical Casino Laser Beams
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
irradiated sable sanctuary
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Heady Native Candlestick Maker
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Soggy clear state cuck
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
cracking immigrant genital piercing
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
cracking immigrant genital piercing
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Heady Native Candlestick Maker
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Magical Casino Laser Beams
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Histrionic headpube lay
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Histrionic headpube lay
  03/28/14
lol idiot
startled french chef
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
canary floppy tanning salon
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Histrionic headpube lay
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
thriller theatre
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
dead orchid stain
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Stirring school
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Twisted underhanded office
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
vibrant garrison hominid
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Histrionic headpube lay
  06/24/17
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well-lubricated up-to-no-good chapel azn
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
pea-brained university
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Stirring school
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Histrionic headpube lay
  06/24/17
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pea-brained university
  06/24/17
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Odious gold forum round eye
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
iridescent adventurous property
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
pea-brained university
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Histrionic headpube lay
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
thriller theatre
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
iridescent adventurous property
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
khaki doobsian crotch
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Razzle pearly box office queen of the night

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Locus

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: violet mediation kitchen

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: supple sepia faggot firefighter mad-dog skullcap

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Free-loading Library

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Salmon racy hissy fit juggernaut

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Hyperventilating lake really tough guy pisswyrm

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Hyperventilating lake really tough guy pisswyrm

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: thriller theatre

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: aggressive turdskin nursing home

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: cracking immigrant genital piercing

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Shaky Gaping

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal spot legend

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: thriller theatre

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Shaky Gaping

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Twinkling digit ratio

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: flirting out-of-control station

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Locus

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: maize comical rigor partner

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Unholy doctorate tattoo

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Sinister drab depressive

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: slimy space nibblets

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Lilac faggotry

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gay church police squad

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling opaque shitlib goyim

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gay church police squad

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Abusive Crystalline Resort Personal Credit Line

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: supple sepia faggot firefighter mad-dog skullcap

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold Indian Lodge



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Razzle pearly box office queen of the night



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: rose duck-like senate



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: big costumed coldplay fan idea he suggested



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: supple sepia faggot firefighter mad-dog skullcap

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: khaki doobsian crotch

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: arousing flatulent persian

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Ebony Demanding Field Masturbator

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Ebony Demanding Field Masturbator

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Abusive Crystalline Resort Personal Credit Line

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Locus

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Lilac faggotry

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Abusive Crystalline Resort Personal Credit Line

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Locus

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Locus

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: anal cerebral athletic conference abode

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Heady Native Candlestick Maker

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: violent home preventive strike

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Sinister drab depressive

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: startling bearded ticket booth national security agency

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: cracking immigrant genital piercing

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Cerise medicated mad cow disease brunch

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: outnumbered crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: cracking immigrant genital piercing

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Cerise medicated mad cow disease brunch

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: outnumbered crackhouse

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Chrome metal volcanic crater

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Talented splenetic orchestra pit

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: aromatic carmine step-uncle's house main people

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Bisexual alcoholic hunting ground cruise ship

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: marvelous windowlicker

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Abusive Crystalline Resort Personal Credit Line

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: anal cerebral athletic conference abode

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Cyan Becky Filthpig

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: harsh sick pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Electric whorehouse gunner

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Den Degenerate

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Locus

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Deranged stag film

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: walnut lettuce

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Deranged stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: canary floppy tanning salon

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: canary floppy tanning salon

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: supple sepia faggot firefighter mad-dog skullcap

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Carnelian macaca old irish cottage

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: canary floppy tanning salon

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Den Degenerate

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: canary floppy tanning salon

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: At-the-ready dingle berry center

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic kitty indirect expression

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Magical Casino Laser Beams

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: irradiated sable sanctuary

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Heady Native Candlestick Maker

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Soggy clear state cuck

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: cracking immigrant genital piercing

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: cracking immigrant genital piercing

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Heady Native Candlestick Maker

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Magical Casino Laser Beams

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: startled french chef

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: canary floppy tanning salon

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: thriller theatre

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: dead orchid stain

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Stirring school

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Twisted underhanded office

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: vibrant garrison hominid

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated up-to-no-good chapel azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: pea-brained university

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Stirring school

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: pea-brained university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Odious gold forum round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: iridescent adventurous property

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: pea-brained university

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Histrionic headpube lay

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: thriller theatre

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: iridescent adventurous property

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: khaki doobsian crotch

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)