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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Bistre church persian
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Poppy violent mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/12
ty
big bronze heaven cuck
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Cracking temple
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Cracking temple
  05/23/12
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territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Cracking temple
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Cracking temple
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
vengeful digit ratio
  05/23/12
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territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
flame
chestnut boyish french chef station
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Marvelous plaza kitty cat
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Marvelous plaza kitty cat
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
pungent parlor boltzmann
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
balding bisexual tanning salon coffee pot
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Blue jet-lagged university dopamine
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
cordovan internal respiration resort
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
tan idiotic jewess gunner
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
pungent parlor boltzmann
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Cracking temple
  05/23/12
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territorial sooty striped hyena
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
cordovan internal respiration resort
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
bipolar gay wizard telephone
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
charismatic area
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
puce garrison
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Bat-shit-crazy national place of business
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Excitant hateful principal's office
  05/23/12
180
startled indirect expression organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Peach mind-boggling private investor
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
chartreuse institution
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Fighting abode
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
chartreuse institution
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
rough-skinned theater stage
  05/23/12
ty
big bronze heaven cuck
  05/23/12
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Thirsty shimmering sneaky criminal
  07/15/12
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Bistre church persian
  10/14/12
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Heady Spot Puppy
  06/24/17
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aphrodisiac brass set milk
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
big bronze heaven cuck
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
amethyst galvanic property community account
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
thriller yapping partner candlestick maker
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
dull trip codepig
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
dull trip codepig
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
rough-skinned theater stage
  05/23/12
srsly?
Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Peach mind-boggling private investor
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
rough-skinned theater stage
  05/23/12
link?
Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
concupiscible senate blood rage
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Cerise exhilarant factory reset button stead
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
territorial sooty striped hyena
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
fragrant forum headpube
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Excitant hateful principal's office
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
territorial sooty striped hyena
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Ivory genital piercing
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
territorial sooty striped hyena
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Blue jet-lagged university dopamine
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
odious base cumskin
  07/06/12
cr
Angry Twinkling Uncleanness Theatre
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Blue jet-lagged university dopamine
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
odious base cumskin
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Angry Twinkling Uncleanness Theatre
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Curious queen of the night box office
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
mischievous address volcanic crater
  07/06/12
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territorial sooty striped hyena
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
indigo azn orchestra pit
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Erotic startling piazza
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Snowy Legal Warrant
  07/15/12
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territorial sooty striped hyena
  07/15/12
bullshit
rough-skinned theater stage
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
concupiscible senate blood rage
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
violent lascivious whorehouse
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
territorial sooty striped hyena
  09/15/12
lol
at-the-ready crackhouse
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Contagious kitchen round eye
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
territorial sooty striped hyena
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Swashbuckling new version
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant
  10/04/12
tcr
hyperactive stirring tank
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Soul-stirring Drab Useless Brakes Locus
  09/16/12
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hyperactive stirring tank
  10/04/12
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territorial sooty striped hyena
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
nudist meetinghouse
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
territorial sooty striped hyena
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
nudist meetinghouse
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
big bronze heaven cuck
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
territorial sooty striped hyena
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
supple mad cow disease hissy fit
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
nudist meetinghouse
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Swashbuckling new version
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
nudist meetinghouse
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Tripping pink chapel rigor
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Appetizing Shivering Background Story Hominid
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Sable insanely creepy corner
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
very tactful ratface dingle berry
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Cerise exhilarant factory reset button stead
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
razzle-dazzle sick rigpig
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Blue jet-lagged university dopamine
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Blue jet-lagged university dopamine
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Cerise exhilarant factory reset button stead
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Sable insanely creepy corner
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
territorial sooty striped hyena
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
territorial sooty striped hyena
  03/28/14
lol idiot
glittery autistic business firm pisswyrm
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
nudist meetinghouse
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
territorial sooty striped hyena
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
pungent parlor boltzmann
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Pale potus
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
twisted nighttime affirmative action stage
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Hairless Point Kitty
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
opaque idiot
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
territorial sooty striped hyena
  06/24/17
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jade locale faggot firefighter
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Stimulating dysfunction
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
twisted nighttime affirmative action stage
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
territorial sooty striped hyena
  06/24/17
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Stimulating dysfunction
  06/24/17
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multi-colored scarlet site travel guidebook
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Grizzly goal in life
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Stimulating dysfunction
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
territorial sooty striped hyena
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
pungent parlor boltzmann
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Grizzly goal in life
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
amethyst galvanic property community account
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Bistre church persian

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Poppy violent mad-dog skullcap

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: big bronze heaven cuck

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Cracking temple

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Cracking temple

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Cracking temple

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Cracking temple

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: vengeful digit ratio

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: chestnut boyish french chef station

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069314)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Marvelous plaza kitty cat

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Marvelous plaza kitty cat

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: pungent parlor boltzmann

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: balding bisexual tanning salon coffee pot

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Blue jet-lagged university dopamine

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: cordovan internal respiration resort

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: tan idiotic jewess gunner

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: pungent parlor boltzmann

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Cracking temple

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: cordovan internal respiration resort

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: bipolar gay wizard telephone

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: charismatic area

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: puce garrison

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy national place of business

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Excitant hateful principal's office

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: startled indirect expression organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Peach mind-boggling private investor

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: chartreuse institution

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Fighting abode

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: chartreuse institution

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned theater stage

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: big bronze heaven cuck

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Thirsty shimmering sneaky criminal



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Bistre church persian



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Heady Spot Puppy



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac brass set milk



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: big bronze heaven cuck

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: amethyst galvanic property community account

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: thriller yapping partner candlestick maker

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: dull trip codepig

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: dull trip codepig

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned theater stage

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Peach mind-boggling private investor

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned theater stage

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: concupiscible senate blood rage

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Cerise exhilarant factory reset button stead

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: fragrant forum headpube

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Excitant hateful principal's office

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Ivory genital piercing

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Blue jet-lagged university dopamine

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: odious base cumskin

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Angry Twinkling Uncleanness Theatre

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Blue jet-lagged university dopamine

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: odious base cumskin

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Angry Twinkling Uncleanness Theatre

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Curious queen of the night box office

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: mischievous address volcanic crater

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: indigo azn orchestra pit

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Erotic startling piazza

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Snowy Legal Warrant

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: rough-skinned theater stage

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: concupiscible senate blood rage

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: violent lascivious whorehouse

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: at-the-ready crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Contagious kitchen round eye

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling new version

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Unhinged Know-it-all Den Immigrant

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: hyperactive stirring tank

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Drab Useless Brakes Locus

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: hyperactive stirring tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: nudist meetinghouse

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: nudist meetinghouse

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: big bronze heaven cuck

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: supple mad cow disease hissy fit

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: nudist meetinghouse

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling new version

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: nudist meetinghouse

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Tripping pink chapel rigor

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Shivering Background Story Hominid

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Sable insanely creepy corner

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: very tactful ratface dingle berry

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Cerise exhilarant factory reset button stead

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sick rigpig

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Blue jet-lagged university dopamine

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Blue jet-lagged university dopamine

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Cerise exhilarant factory reset button stead

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Sable insanely creepy corner

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: glittery autistic business firm pisswyrm

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: nudist meetinghouse

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: pungent parlor boltzmann

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Pale potus

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: twisted nighttime affirmative action stage

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Hairless Point Kitty

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: opaque idiot

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: jade locale faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Stimulating dysfunction

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: twisted nighttime affirmative action stage

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Stimulating dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: multi-colored scarlet site travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Grizzly goal in life

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Stimulating dysfunction

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: territorial sooty striped hyena

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: pungent parlor boltzmann

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Grizzly goal in life

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: amethyst galvanic property community account

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)