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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
180 Useless Keepsake Machete
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Costumed karate
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Thirsty talented giraffe address
  07/07/12
ty
razzmatazz deer antler
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
lavender concupiscible jap
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
lavender concupiscible jap
  05/23/12
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Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
lavender concupiscible jap
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
lavender concupiscible jap
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Haunting old irish cottage puppy
  05/23/12
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Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
flame
cyan abode
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
well-lubricated offensive roast beef chapel
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
well-lubricated offensive roast beef chapel
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Lemon Pungent Orchestra Pit
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Motley autistic fanboi
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
stirring mother point
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
startled topaz meetinghouse turdskin
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Lemon Pungent Orchestra Pit
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
lavender concupiscible jap
  05/23/12
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Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
stirring mother point
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
domesticated dark lodge hominid
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
amber trump supporter
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Costumed karate
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Wine Range
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Self-centered property toaster
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
ebony brethren
  05/23/12
180
bronze flickering center rigor
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Pearl filthy location
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Nighttime vigorous fortuitous meteor
  05/23/12
thank you brother
poppy racy locus gay wizard
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Nighttime vigorous fortuitous meteor
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Spruce Plaza
  05/23/12
ty
razzmatazz deer antler
  05/23/12
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dun bateful goyim
  07/15/12
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180 Useless Keepsake Machete
  10/14/12
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Naked balding hospital voyeur
  06/24/17
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spectacular gas station
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
razzmatazz deer antler
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
passionate hyperactive roommate
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Pea-brained police squad
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Opaque chad fat ankles
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Opaque chad fat ankles
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Spruce Plaza
  05/23/12
srsly?
Costumed karate
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Pearl filthy location
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Spruce Plaza
  05/23/12
link?
Costumed karate
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Costumed karate
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
soul-stirring glassy hairy legs pozpig
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
excitant hell
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
wild hairraiser ladyboy home
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
ebony brethren
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
deranged lascivious school cafeteria
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Diverse Pit
  07/06/12
cr
Cocky exciting school
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Diverse Pit
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Cocky exciting school
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
sooty odious parlor
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Laughsome Preventive Strike Factory Reset Button
  07/06/12
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Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Magenta rehab ceo
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
emerald stead coldplay fan
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
White slap-happy national security agency
  07/15/12
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Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  07/15/12
bullshit
Spruce Plaza
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
soul-stirring glassy hairy legs pozpig
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Rebellious hunting ground
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  09/15/12
lol
appetizing yapping doctorate resort
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Irradiated Pink Set
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Boyish Casino
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Costumed karate
  10/04/12
tcr
Aromatic Transparent Theater
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
federal ticket booth
  09/16/12
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Aromatic Transparent Theater
  10/04/12
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Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Maroon striped hyena
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Maroon striped hyena
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
razzmatazz deer antler
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Tan Sickened Idea He Suggested
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Maroon striped hyena
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Boyish Casino
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Maroon striped hyena
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Tantric sadistic wrinkle nowag
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Vengeful Charismatic Persian
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
bipolar thriller kitty
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Cracking crackhouse sneaky criminal
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
excitant hell
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
charcoal harsh public bath depressive
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
excitant hell
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
bipolar thriller kitty
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  03/28/14
lol idiot
trip mexican
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Maroon striped hyena
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Lemon Pungent Orchestra Pit
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Fishy yarmulke regret
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
sticky orange dysfunction spot
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Adulterous Big Menage
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
brindle laser beams incel
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  06/24/17
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Hilarious flushed crotch tattoo
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
jade cruise ship
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
sticky orange dysfunction spot
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  06/24/17
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jade cruise ship
  06/24/17
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blathering foreskin
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Wonderful pale famous landscape painting
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
jade cruise ship
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Vivacious Bawdyhouse
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Lemon Pungent Orchestra Pit
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Wonderful pale famous landscape painting
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
passionate hyperactive roommate
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748565)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: 180 Useless Keepsake Machete

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Costumed karate

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Thirsty talented giraffe address

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz deer antler

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible jap

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible jap

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible jap

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible jap

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Haunting old irish cottage puppy

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748621)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: cyan abode

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: well-lubricated offensive roast beef chapel

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: well-lubricated offensive roast beef chapel

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Lemon Pungent Orchestra Pit

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Motley autistic fanboi

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: stirring mother point

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: startled topaz meetinghouse turdskin

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Lemon Pungent Orchestra Pit

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible jap

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: stirring mother point

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: domesticated dark lodge hominid

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: amber trump supporter

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Costumed karate

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Wine Range

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Self-centered property toaster

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: ebony brethren

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: bronze flickering center rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Pearl filthy location

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous fortuitous meteor

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: poppy racy locus gay wizard

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous fortuitous meteor

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Spruce Plaza

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz deer antler

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751210)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: dun bateful goyim



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: 180 Useless Keepsake Machete



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: spectacular gas station



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz deer antler

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: passionate hyperactive roommate

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained police squad

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Opaque chad fat ankles

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Opaque chad fat ankles

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Spruce Plaza

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Costumed karate

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Pearl filthy location

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Spruce Plaza

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Costumed karate

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Costumed karate

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring glassy hairy legs pozpig

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: excitant hell

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: wild hairraiser ladyboy home

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: ebony brethren

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: deranged lascivious school cafeteria

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Diverse Pit

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Cocky exciting school

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Diverse Pit

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Cocky exciting school

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: sooty odious parlor

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Preventive Strike Factory Reset Button

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Magenta rehab ceo

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: emerald stead coldplay fan

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: White slap-happy national security agency

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Spruce Plaza

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring glassy hairy legs pozpig

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Rebellious hunting ground

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: appetizing yapping doctorate resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Pink Set

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Boyish Casino

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Costumed karate

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Aromatic Transparent Theater

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: federal ticket booth

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Transparent Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Maroon striped hyena

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Maroon striped hyena

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz deer antler

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Tan Sickened Idea He Suggested

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Maroon striped hyena

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Boyish Casino

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Maroon striped hyena

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Tantric sadistic wrinkle nowag

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Vengeful Charismatic Persian

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: bipolar thriller kitty

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Cracking crackhouse sneaky criminal

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: excitant hell

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: charcoal harsh public bath depressive

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant buck-toothed garrison

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: excitant hell

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: bipolar thriller kitty

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: trip mexican

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Maroon striped hyena

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Lemon Pungent Orchestra Pit

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Fishy yarmulke regret

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: sticky orange dysfunction spot

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Adulterous Big Menage

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: brindle laser beams incel

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Hilarious flushed crotch tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: jade cruise ship

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: sticky orange dysfunction spot

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: jade cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: blathering foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Wonderful pale famous landscape painting

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: jade cruise ship

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Lemon Pungent Orchestra Pit

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Wonderful pale famous landscape painting

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: passionate hyperactive roommate

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)