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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Twisted casino mad-dog skullcap
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Purple Crackhouse
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
transparent black woman
  07/07/12
ty
Soul-stirring institution mediation
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Charismatic honey-headed chapel
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Charismatic honey-headed chapel
  05/23/12
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Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Charismatic honey-headed chapel
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Charismatic honey-headed chapel
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
alcoholic vigorous market newt
  05/23/12
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Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
flame
hyperventilating famous landscape painting
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
cordovan chest-beating death wish sweet tailpipe
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
cordovan chest-beating death wish sweet tailpipe
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Topaz area prole
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
aromatic tanning salon
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
walnut public bath juggernaut
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
embarrassed to the bone sickened degenerate stage
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
infuriating 180 indian lodge
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Topaz area prole
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Charismatic honey-headed chapel
  05/23/12
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Obsidian faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
embarrassed to the bone sickened degenerate stage
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Salmon Boltzmann Hall
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
peach cuckold meetinghouse
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Purple Crackhouse
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Know-it-all station mother
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
canary odious feces pit
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Glassy comical place of business
  05/23/12
180
Fiercely-loyal space
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Burgundy Bossy Gaping Resort
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
laughsome nubile cruise ship
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Kink-friendly Adventurous Gas Station Police Squad
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
laughsome nubile cruise ship
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Fragrant fishy office community account
  05/23/12
ty
Soul-stirring institution mediation
  05/23/12
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bateful demanding lodge
  07/15/12
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Twisted casino mad-dog skullcap
  10/14/12
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concupiscible jet-lagged incel shitlib
  06/24/17
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dull business firm main people
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Soul-stirring institution mediation
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
vivacious school cafeteria
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Crawly plaza mood
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Black appetizing generalized bond
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Black appetizing generalized bond
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Fragrant fishy office community account
  05/23/12
srsly?
Purple Crackhouse
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Burgundy Bossy Gaping Resort
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Fragrant fishy office community account
  05/23/12
link?
Purple Crackhouse
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Purple Crackhouse
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
pontificating judgmental home legal warrant
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Mint boyish puppy
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
copper cerebral site
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Glassy comical place of business
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
tan deranged gunner bawdyhouse
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
walnut public bath juggernaut
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Orange Arousing Corner Marketing Idea
  07/06/12
cr
brilliant pistol
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
walnut public bath juggernaut
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Orange Arousing Corner Marketing Idea
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
brilliant pistol
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Disrespectful razzmatazz principal's office filthpig
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Light domesticated abode genital piercing
  07/06/12
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Obsidian faggot firefighter
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
multi-colored spot indirect expression
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Chocolate step-uncle's house
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
slate misunderstood stag film
  07/15/12
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Obsidian faggot firefighter
  07/15/12
bullshit
Fragrant fishy office community account
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
pontificating judgmental home legal warrant
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
angry curious water buffalo point
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  09/15/12
lol
aphrodisiac stock car
  09/15/12
you have a problem
naked olive garrison scourge upon the earth
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Violent cobalt roast beef senate
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Purple Crackhouse
  10/04/12
tcr
supple aqua mad cow disease
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
sepia wonderful friendly grandma church building
  09/16/12
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supple aqua mad cow disease
  10/04/12
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Obsidian faggot firefighter
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Stimulating crystalline fat ankles
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Stimulating crystalline fat ankles
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Soul-stirring institution mediation
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
low-t toaster
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Stimulating crystalline fat ankles
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Violent cobalt roast beef senate
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Stimulating crystalline fat ankles
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
bat shit crazy razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Lemon Anal Sanctuary Yarmulke
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Floppy hospital
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
pea-brained spectacular base half-breed
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Mint boyish puppy
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Slap-happy hairraiser ladyboy
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
walnut public bath juggernaut
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
walnut public bath juggernaut
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Mint boyish puppy
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Floppy hospital
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Excitant kitchen
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Stimulating crystalline fat ankles
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Topaz area prole
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
outnumbered pervert
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Saffron passionate keepsake machete
  03/30/14
how did it go?
smoky bisexual stead jew
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Nudist trailer park faggotry
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  06/24/17
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Gold menage
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
irradiated mauve national
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Saffron passionate keepsake machete
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  06/24/17
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irradiated mauve national
  06/24/17
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doobsian buff background story piazza
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
lascivious personal credit line set
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
irradiated mauve national
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Obsidian faggot firefighter
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Topaz area prole
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
lascivious personal credit line set
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
vivacious school cafeteria
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Twisted casino mad-dog skullcap

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Purple Crackhouse

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: transparent black woman

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring institution mediation

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Charismatic honey-headed chapel

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Charismatic honey-headed chapel

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Charismatic honey-headed chapel

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Charismatic honey-headed chapel

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: alcoholic vigorous market newt

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating famous landscape painting

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: cordovan chest-beating death wish sweet tailpipe

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: cordovan chest-beating death wish sweet tailpipe

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Topaz area prole

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: aromatic tanning salon

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: walnut public bath juggernaut

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sickened degenerate stage

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: infuriating 180 indian lodge

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Topaz area prole

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Charismatic honey-headed chapel

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sickened degenerate stage

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Salmon Boltzmann Hall

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: peach cuckold meetinghouse

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Purple Crackhouse

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Know-it-all station mother

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: canary odious feces pit

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Glassy comical place of business

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Burgundy Bossy Gaping Resort

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: laughsome nubile cruise ship

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Adventurous Gas Station Police Squad

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: laughsome nubile cruise ship

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Fragrant fishy office community account

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring institution mediation

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: bateful demanding lodge



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Twisted casino mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: concupiscible jet-lagged incel shitlib



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: dull business firm main people



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring institution mediation

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Crawly plaza mood

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Black appetizing generalized bond

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Black appetizing generalized bond

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Fragrant fishy office community account

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Purple Crackhouse

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Burgundy Bossy Gaping Resort

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Fragrant fishy office community account

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Purple Crackhouse

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Purple Crackhouse

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: pontificating judgmental home legal warrant

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Mint boyish puppy

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: copper cerebral site

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Glassy comical place of business

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: tan deranged gunner bawdyhouse

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: walnut public bath juggernaut

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Orange Arousing Corner Marketing Idea

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: brilliant pistol

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: walnut public bath juggernaut

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Orange Arousing Corner Marketing Idea

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: brilliant pistol

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Disrespectful razzmatazz principal's office filthpig

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Light domesticated abode genital piercing

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: multi-colored spot indirect expression

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Chocolate step-uncle's house

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: slate misunderstood stag film

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Fragrant fishy office community account

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: pontificating judgmental home legal warrant

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: angry curious water buffalo point

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: naked olive garrison scourge upon the earth

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Violent cobalt roast beef senate

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Purple Crackhouse

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: supple aqua mad cow disease

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: sepia wonderful friendly grandma church building

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: supple aqua mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Stimulating crystalline fat ankles

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Stimulating crystalline fat ankles

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring institution mediation

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: low-t toaster

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Stimulating crystalline fat ankles

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Violent cobalt roast beef senate

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Stimulating crystalline fat ankles

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: bat shit crazy razzle-dazzle whorehouse

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Lemon Anal Sanctuary Yarmulke

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Floppy hospital

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: pea-brained spectacular base half-breed

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Mint boyish puppy

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy hairraiser ladyboy

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: walnut public bath juggernaut

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: walnut public bath juggernaut

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Mint boyish puppy

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy hospital

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Excitant kitchen

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Stimulating crystalline fat ankles

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Topaz area prole

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: outnumbered pervert

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Saffron passionate keepsake machete

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: smoky bisexual stead jew

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Nudist trailer park faggotry

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Gold menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: irradiated mauve national

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Saffron passionate keepsake machete

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated mauve national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: doobsian buff background story piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: lascivious personal credit line set

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated mauve national

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Topaz area prole

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: lascivious personal credit line set

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)