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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Carmine Spot
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
insecure titillating patrolman cuck
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
canary razzle native police squad
  07/07/12
ty
cheese-eating codepig reading party
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground
  05/23/12
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Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
bat-shit-crazy gaped step-uncle's house athletic conference
  05/23/12
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Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
flame
Coral Piazza Jap
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
outnumbered crystalline plaza faggotry
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
outnumbered crystalline plaza faggotry
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Electric Corner Ladyboy
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Bright Motley Genital Piercing
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
multi-colored bbw range
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
swashbuckling cobalt church building double fault
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Bistre laughsome dopamine theater stage
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Electric Corner Ladyboy
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground
  05/23/12
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Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
swashbuckling cobalt church building double fault
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Very tactful ultramarine pit dysfunction
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
vibrant startling indian lodge
  05/23/12
do you still play?
insecure titillating patrolman cuck
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Talking ungodly water buffalo orchestra pit
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Bronze hairraiser rigor wagecucks
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
provocative violet hell rigpig
  05/23/12
180
Lascivious sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Lake Passionate Pozpig Sanctuary
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
lemon site philosopher-king
  05/23/12
thank you brother
cerebral lavender trust fund cuckoldry
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
lemon site philosopher-king
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
stimulating private investor
  05/23/12
ty
cheese-eating codepig reading party
  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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Carmine Spot
  10/14/12
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emerald institution
  06/24/17
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At-the-ready indirect expression
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
cheese-eating codepig reading party
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
irradiated sinister senate
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
grizzly toilet seat striped hyena
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
glittery newt depressive
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
glittery newt depressive
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
stimulating private investor
  05/23/12
srsly?
insecure titillating patrolman cuck
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Lake Passionate Pozpig Sanctuary
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
stimulating private investor
  05/23/12
link?
insecure titillating patrolman cuck
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
insecure titillating patrolman cuck
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Deranged Turdskin Office
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Startled vivacious meetinghouse
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Odious Brunch
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
provocative violet hell rigpig
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Mint narrow-minded pervert locale
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
multi-colored bbw range
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Effete Jade Menage
  07/06/12
cr
Drunken market
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
multi-colored bbw range
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Effete Jade Menage
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Drunken market
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
primrose soggy station
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Yellow Preventive Strike
  07/06/12
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Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
unholy vigorous nibblets place of business
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
fiercely-loyal olive field telephone
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
slippery racy rehab gaming laptop
  07/15/12
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Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/15/12
bullshit
stimulating private investor
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Deranged Turdskin Office
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Bearded selfie brethren
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/15/12
lol
Heady Sapphire Voyeur
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Khaki point
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Carnelian locus nowag
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
insecure titillating patrolman cuck
  10/04/12
tcr
adventurous cruise ship puppy
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Mahogany Hideous Deer Antler
  09/16/12
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adventurous cruise ship puppy
  10/04/12
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Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Frisky metal windowlicker
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Frisky metal windowlicker
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
cheese-eating codepig reading party
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
180 casino
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Frisky metal windowlicker
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Carnelian locus nowag
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Frisky metal windowlicker
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
smoky den
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
impertinent arousing abode toaster
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Floppy business firm
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Soul-stirring stag film dog poop
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Startled vivacious meetinghouse
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Wonderful generalized bond state
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
multi-colored bbw range
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
multi-colored bbw range
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Startled vivacious meetinghouse
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Floppy business firm
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Kink-friendly queen of the night address
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Frisky metal windowlicker
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Electric Corner Ladyboy
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
talented opaque principal's office
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Jet-lagged Dilemma Legend
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Pearly Exhilarant Parlor Halford
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
marvelous center tank
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/24/17
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fuchsia pontificating ticket booth
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
costumed area stain
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Jet-lagged Dilemma Legend
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/24/17
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costumed area stain
  06/24/17
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puce balding library
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Milky Nudist Whorehouse
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
costumed area stain
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Electric Corner Ladyboy
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Milky Nudist Whorehouse
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
irradiated sinister senate
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Carmine Spot

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: insecure titillating patrolman cuck

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: canary razzle native police squad

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: cheese-eating codepig reading party

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy gaped step-uncle's house athletic conference

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Coral Piazza Jap

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: outnumbered crystalline plaza faggotry

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: outnumbered crystalline plaza faggotry

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Electric Corner Ladyboy

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Bright Motley Genital Piercing

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: multi-colored bbw range

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling cobalt church building double fault

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome dopamine theater stage

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Electric Corner Ladyboy

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Turquoise twisted gay wizard hunting ground

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling cobalt church building double fault

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Very tactful ultramarine pit dysfunction

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: vibrant startling indian lodge

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: insecure titillating patrolman cuck

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Talking ungodly water buffalo orchestra pit

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Bronze hairraiser rigor wagecucks

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: provocative violet hell rigpig

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Lascivious sneaky criminal

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Lake Passionate Pozpig Sanctuary

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: lemon site philosopher-king

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: cerebral lavender trust fund cuckoldry

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: lemon site philosopher-king

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: stimulating private investor

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating codepig reading party

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: misanthropic church mexican



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Carmine Spot



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: emerald institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634707)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: At-the-ready indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368651)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating codepig reading party

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: irradiated sinister senate

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: grizzly toilet seat striped hyena

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: glittery newt depressive

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: glittery newt depressive

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: stimulating private investor

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: insecure titillating patrolman cuck

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Lake Passionate Pozpig Sanctuary

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: stimulating private investor

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: insecure titillating patrolman cuck

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: insecure titillating patrolman cuck

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Deranged Turdskin Office

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Startled vivacious meetinghouse

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Odious Brunch

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: provocative violet hell rigpig

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Mint narrow-minded pervert locale

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: multi-colored bbw range

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Effete Jade Menage

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Drunken market

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: multi-colored bbw range

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Effete Jade Menage

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Drunken market

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: primrose soggy station

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Yellow Preventive Strike

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: unholy vigorous nibblets place of business

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal olive field telephone

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: slippery racy rehab gaming laptop

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: stimulating private investor

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Deranged Turdskin Office

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Bearded selfie brethren

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Heady Sapphire Voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Khaki point

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Carnelian locus nowag

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: insecure titillating patrolman cuck

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: adventurous cruise ship puppy

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Mahogany Hideous Deer Antler

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: adventurous cruise ship puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Frisky metal windowlicker

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Frisky metal windowlicker

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: cheese-eating codepig reading party

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: 180 casino

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Frisky metal windowlicker

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Carnelian locus nowag

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Frisky metal windowlicker

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: smoky den

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: impertinent arousing abode toaster

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Floppy business firm

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stag film dog poop

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Startled vivacious meetinghouse

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Wonderful generalized bond state

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: multi-colored bbw range

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: multi-colored bbw range

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Startled vivacious meetinghouse

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy business firm

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Kink-friendly queen of the night address

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Frisky metal windowlicker

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Electric Corner Ladyboy

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: talented opaque principal's office

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dilemma Legend

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Pearly Exhilarant Parlor Halford

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: marvelous center tank

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: fuchsia pontificating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: costumed area stain

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dilemma Legend

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: costumed area stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: puce balding library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Milky Nudist Whorehouse

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: costumed area stain

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fear-inspiring Half-breed Scourge Upon The Earth

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Electric Corner Ladyboy

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Milky Nudist Whorehouse

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: irradiated sinister senate

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)