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Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
umber titillating range
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
Motley impressive state main people
  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
cracking theater stage
  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
splenetic provocative juggernaut
  08/18/13
I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
cracking theater stage
  08/18/13
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Primrose Senate Philosopher-king
  08/19/13
greg abbott is my dad
Plum violent stain
  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
Floppy Unhinged French Chef
  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
vigorous olive gay wizard
  07/21/12
i teared.
dun set
  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
talking dragon wagecucks
  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
histrionic fuchsia nursing home
  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
Razzmatazz roast beef
  07/22/12
...
yellow box office haunted graveyard
  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
vigorous olive gay wizard
  12/21/12
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copper bipolar sanctuary
  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
heady navy travel guidebook trust fund
  12/21/12
WTF
Indigo Exhilarant Meetinghouse
  12/21/12
120
chest-beating field place of business
  12/21/12
Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue. 120
Cordovan locus
  12/21/12
120
mind-boggling mental disorder potus
  02/25/17
CAF
Filthy Big Rigor
  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
Fragrant smoky native fat ankles
  12/21/12
180
soul-stirring skinny woman
  12/21/12
http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg
irradiated amber cumskin
  12/21/12
...
soul-stirring skinny woman
  12/21/12
...
Hideous indecent sound barrier goyim
  02/25/17
I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
chest-beating field place of business
  12/21/12
...
Indigo Exhilarant Meetinghouse
  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
aphrodisiac ceo address
  12/21/12
...
Indigo Exhilarant Meetinghouse
  12/21/12
Nothing to see here!
splenetic provocative juggernaut
  08/18/13
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splenetic provocative juggernaut
  08/18/13
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
cracking theater stage
  08/18/13
Is Greg Abbott a racist?
Motley impressive state main people
  08/18/13
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supple salmon abode jew
  08/18/13
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supple salmon abode jew
  08/18/13
On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dan...
sienna private investor azn
  08/18/13
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Motley impressive state main people
  08/19/13
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supple salmon abode jew
  08/19/13
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yellow box office haunted graveyard
  01/22/14
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yellow box office haunted graveyard
  02/25/17
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Bateful Stead
  02/25/17
niggertits
180 hospital
  12/05/18
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Curious School
  03/18/19
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Nudist Jap
  08/01/20


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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: umber titillating range

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Motley impressive state main people

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: cracking theater stage

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: splenetic provocative juggernaut

Easy, chief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: cracking theater stage

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Primrose Senate Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: Plum violent stain

greg abbott is my dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Floppy Unhinged French Chef

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: vigorous olive gay wizard

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: dun set

i teared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: talking dragon wagecucks

jfc, nay...

JFC!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143379)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: histrionic fuchsia nursing home

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz roast beef

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: yellow box office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: vigorous olive gay wizard

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: copper bipolar sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: heady navy travel guidebook trust fund

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Indigo Exhilarant Meetinghouse

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: chest-beating field place of business

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Cordovan locus

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling mental disorder potus

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: Filthy Big Rigor

CAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Fragrant smoky native fat ankles

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: irradiated amber cumskin

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Hideous indecent sound barrier goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: chest-beating field place of business

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Indigo Exhilarant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ceo address

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Indigo Exhilarant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: splenetic provocative juggernaut

Nothing to see here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: splenetic provocative juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: cracking theater stage

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: Motley impressive state main people

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: supple salmon abode jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: supple salmon abode jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: sienna private investor azn

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: Motley impressive state main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: supple salmon abode jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: yellow box office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876489)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM
Author: yellow box office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32696771)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Bateful Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: 180 hospital

niggertits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37355205)



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Date: March 18th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Curious School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37949416)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Nudist Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#40692497)