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Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
motley lay
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
citrine heaven
  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
Bossy Vermilion Rigpig
  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
slate mother
  08/18/13
I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
Bossy Vermilion Rigpig
  08/18/13
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glassy multi-colored athletic conference rigor
  08/19/13
greg abbott is my dad
dun fragrant sanctuary
  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
light flickering twinkling uncleanness address
  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
lilac area
  07/21/12
i teared.
blue range
  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
Chest-beating galvanic degenerate property
  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
racy state police squad
  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
electric theatre
  07/22/12
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amethyst cruise ship cumskin
  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
lilac area
  12/21/12
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Comical factory reset button
  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
bonkers institution
  12/21/12
WTF
bistre vibrant hospital
  12/21/12
120
Wonderful hell
  12/21/12
Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue. 120
black mood
  12/21/12
120
awkward plaza brethren
  02/25/17
CAF
Histrionic ungodly stage jew
  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
brilliant cuckold
  12/21/12
180
boyish kitty newt
  12/21/12
http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg
pungent idiot locus
  12/21/12
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boyish kitty newt
  12/21/12
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dark self-absorbed location
  02/25/17
I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
Wonderful hell
  12/21/12
...
bistre vibrant hospital
  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
laughsome spot haunted graveyard
  12/21/12
...
bistre vibrant hospital
  12/21/12
Nothing to see here!
slate mother
  08/18/13
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slate mother
  08/18/13
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Bossy Vermilion Rigpig
  08/18/13
Is Greg Abbott a racist?
citrine heaven
  08/18/13
...
Avocado swashbuckling karate trailer park
  08/18/13
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Avocado swashbuckling karate trailer park
  08/18/13
On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dan...
mint razzle-dazzle shrine
  08/18/13
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citrine heaven
  08/19/13
...
Avocado swashbuckling karate trailer park
  08/19/13
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amethyst cruise ship cumskin
  01/22/14
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amethyst cruise ship cumskin
  02/25/17
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Insecure insane forum
  02/25/17
niggertits
Disgusting Ruddy Orchestra Pit
  12/05/18
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violent hyperactive chapel
  03/18/19
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tan space sneaky criminal
  08/01/20


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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: motley lay

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

194344 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: citrine heaven

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Bossy Vermilion Rigpig

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: slate mother

Easy, chief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Bossy Vermilion Rigpig

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: glassy multi-colored athletic conference rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: dun fragrant sanctuary

greg abbott is my dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: light flickering twinkling uncleanness address

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: lilac area

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: blue range

i teared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating galvanic degenerate property

jfc, nay...

JFC!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143379)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: racy state police squad

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: electric theatre

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: amethyst cruise ship cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: lilac area

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Comical factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: bonkers institution

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: bistre vibrant hospital

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: Wonderful hell

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: black mood

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: awkward plaza brethren

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: Histrionic ungodly stage jew

CAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: brilliant cuckold

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: boyish kitty newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: pungent idiot locus

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: boyish kitty newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: dark self-absorbed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Wonderful hell

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: bistre vibrant hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: laughsome spot haunted graveyard

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: bistre vibrant hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: slate mother

Nothing to see here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: slate mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Bossy Vermilion Rigpig

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: citrine heaven

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Avocado swashbuckling karate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: Avocado swashbuckling karate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: mint razzle-dazzle shrine

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: Avocado swashbuckling karate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: amethyst cruise ship cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876489)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM
Author: amethyst cruise ship cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32696771)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Insecure insane forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Disgusting Ruddy Orchestra Pit

niggertits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37355205)



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Date: March 18th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: violent hyperactive chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37949416)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: tan space sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#40692497)