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Met a truly alpha orthopedic surgeon today

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been ...
Beady-eyed chapel
  08/20/12
This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I ...
Bronze odious hall
  08/20/12
lulz
Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office
  10/17/12
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&am...
umber pea-brained home
  12/26/12
LOL
bespoke kitty ratface
  02/25/13
"I'm Doctor Meyer" subtle jew trolling
Doobsian Amethyst Boltzmann Genital Piercing
  08/20/12
Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the referenc...
Kink-friendly Pistol Mood
  10/17/12
(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)
Concupiscible cheese-eating faggot firefighter
  06/13/16
ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flam...
Ocher exhilarant crotch
  08/20/12
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fear-inspiring site
  02/16/15
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Navy hairraiser property
  03/24/15
lol 180
outnumbered claret stage patrolman
  08/20/12
180, please poast moar
honey-headed ape
  08/20/12
More please
Violet Insanely Creepy University
  08/20/12
This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.
Well-lubricated scarlet locale
  08/20/12
go kill yourself you uptight faggot
honey-headed ape
  08/20/12
LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get l...
Well-lubricated scarlet locale
  08/20/12
i dont think you get it
Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office
  10/17/12
I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your ...
shaky motley nibblets sweet tailpipe
  02/16/15
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cracking base telephone
  08/20/12
lol 180, keep this flame up.
Crystalline Hairless Rehab Mediation
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Beady-eyed chapel
  08/28/12
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honey-headed ape
  10/17/12
lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"
Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office
  10/17/12
my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP
Cream State
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Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office
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"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduc...
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honey-headed ape
  12/26/12
lol moar
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Beady-eyed chapel
  01/10/13
Outfuckingstanding
Henna indian lodge new version
  01/29/13
His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.
sticky beta dingle berry
  01/29/13
180
pearly hospital
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pearly hospital
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fear-inspiring site
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Ebony corner
  02/16/15
I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle...
Irradiated Carnelian Keepsake Machete
  02/16/15
I about lost my shit at last two paras
sadistic galvanic plaza
  02/16/15
the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/...
Irradiated Carnelian Keepsake Machete
  02/16/15
where did this guy do his ug and med?
zippy den cuckoldry
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fear-inspiring site
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nofapping gold senate toaster
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Lol'ing uncontrollably right now, how did I miss this before...
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fear-inspiring site
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nofapping gold senate toaster
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fear-inspiring site
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nofapping gold senate toaster
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Translucent wonderful church building really tough guy
  06/12/16
180
talking impressive theater
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stirring meetinghouse
  06/12/16
Changing my email signature to this.
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frum alpha locus
  06/12/16
did we ever find out how this ended
Chrome heaven
  06/13/16
OP is an example of content initially panned by xo critics (...
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pearly hospital
  11/12/19
Where update?
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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chapel

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been having a lot of issues with my shoulder. First of all, this guy's office is fucking tight. I don't know art, but there's like a picasso or a rembrant or a pollock or some shit hanging right behind the reception area. The receptionist is a perfect ten; dark red hair, green eyes, big tits. I'm sitting there, filling out my forms, checking off high blood pressure, anxiety and the likes when I hear my name called by a sweet voice. I look up to see a blond Miranda Kerr wearing a tight little nurses dress beckoning. I say, "thank you, nurse" and she giggles, "I'm a doctor, actually. I'm doing my residency."

We enter the exam room and she tells me to take my shirt off. My nipples are rock fucking hard right now but I do it anyway, fuck it. She tells me to wait and I do.

The door opens and the doctor walks in. He's 6'6" 225, brown hair with a little bit of grey at the sides, crystal blue eyes and a face that looks like it was carved out of bronze by davinci or michaelangelo or whoever the fuck carved the David. No homo, but when he introduced himself, the bass of his voice resonated through the floor, up my legs, into my abdominals...

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

He examined my shoulder, lifting me gracefully and easily, holding me like a child, flexing and push and pulling. I became hard. It wasn't visible yet, but Dr. Meyer seemed able to smell it. "Someone's in heat," he grinned.

I followed him into the next room. He wanted to see what I could do, he said. In front of me was a military press, he started stacking 45lb plates. 1 and 2, then 3 and 4. "Give it a go." I couldn't even lift the bar an inch. Let me show you, he said. His chest heaved and and the weight was overheat. He looked at me, smiled, winked, and did 25 reps. I'm straight as an arrow, but watching that alpha doctor grin and grunt had me rock hard.

(to be continued...)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382917)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: Bronze odious hall

This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I think I am done with this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382969)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813003)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: umber pea-brained home

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317986)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: bespoke kitty ratface

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709263)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: Doobsian Amethyst Boltzmann Genital Piercing

"I'm Doctor Meyer"

subtle jew trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383008)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Pistol Mood

Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the reference to Johnsmeyer worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813284)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible cheese-eating faggot firefighter

(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant crotch

ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383018)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: fear-inspiring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326108)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Navy hairraiser property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548009)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: outnumbered claret stage patrolman

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383019)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: honey-headed ape

180, please poast moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383137)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Violet Insanely Creepy University

More please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383143)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated scarlet locale

This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383146)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: honey-headed ape

go kill yourself you uptight faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383149)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated scarlet locale

LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get laughed off this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383155)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office

i dont think you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812996)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: shaky motley nibblets sweet tailpipe

I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your typical XO poas.

It's not well done, but I can see where it's coming from.

The chad raping the bowl haircut chink at the gym was a far more immersive read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326323)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: cracking base telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Crystalline Hairless Rehab Mediation

lol 180, keep this flame up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383184)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21441798)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: honey-headed ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812956)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office

lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812978)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: Cream State

my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813015)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813260)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: hyperactive background story place of business

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813304)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: honey-headed ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317886)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: milky electric striped hyena

lol moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317951)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22407819)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Henna indian lodge new version

Outfuckingstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528063)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: sticky beta dingle berry

His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528078)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: pearly hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709202)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673554)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22710112)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895292)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: Bearded talented pocket flask principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895316)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:20 AM
Author: Buff mind-boggling immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Trip Nursing Home Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321903)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: vivacious factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673580)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: alcoholic windowlicker karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#25865747)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Dashing stage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#26816942)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: fear-inspiring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326037)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Ebony corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326047)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated Carnelian Keepsake Machete

I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle aged geek now, but when the kid was young, he had some pretty 180 alpha characteristics.

http://www.drchristo.com/dr-john-j-christoforetti-sports-medicine-specialist.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326080)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: sadistic galvanic plaza

I about lost my shit at last two paras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326099)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Irradiated Carnelian Keepsake Machete

the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/physics/calc on the outside of his dorm door so everyone could see.

he claimed he held various black belts in martial arts, which I thought was bullshit, but then he entered the rec boxing tournament and won Bengal Bouts at middleweight in front of the whole school, stepping out to the Rocky theme. Prior to this, I had voiced my opinion among several common acquaintances as to this certain girl who I believed was the most classy and attractive on campus. A few weeks after that, he showed up at our formal with her as a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326222)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: zippy den cuckoldry

where did this guy do his ug and med?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326383)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27333158)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: nofapping gold senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391143)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Vibrant metal organic girlfriend

Lol'ing uncontrollably right now, how did I miss this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391314)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391331)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: nofapping gold senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548025)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548043)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: nofapping gold senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687796)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Translucent wonderful church building really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687812)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: talking impressive theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687829)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687871)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Dark Tanning Salon Round Eye

Changing my email signature to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687849)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: frum alpha locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687885)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Chrome heaven

did we ever find out how this ended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687933)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible cheese-eating faggot firefighter

OP is an example of content initially panned by xo critics (see the first few responses), but which really stood the test of time as something brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687954)



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Date: April 4th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: lascivious elite abode gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#32992357)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Diverse abusive jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36439370)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: seedy green masturbator crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864035)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Thriller Flatulent Toilet Seat Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864203)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107122)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: boyish lodge

Where update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107248)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: passionate self-centered bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562001)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: boyish lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562008)