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Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  08/29/12
Hey, this is Mike from KPMG. We've got the whole crew of 48 ...
Shimmering orchestra pit
  08/29/12
why don't we go ahead and do a quick round table before we g...
Rambunctious heaven
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territorial spruce boltzmann ape
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insanely creepy comical cruise ship main people
  08/30/12
Dying, two months later.
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
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motley stage
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White Principal's Office
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territorial spruce boltzmann ape
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Filthy tattoo indian lodge
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White Principal's Office
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This is Denise in Seattle... Kim can't be here, her raccoon ...
Amethyst Resort Depressive
  08/29/12
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Apoplectic mother
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pearly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
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crimson free-loading lay
  03/01/17
hi this is Slow Children Playing *launches into 2 minute scr...
carmine sadistic trailer park
  08/29/12
Hey this is Mike Dexter, secondary local co-lead liason coun...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
Good Sir, This is Rajesh from Accenture IT Consulting
Glittery Stage
  08/29/12
don't out Cow Goes Moo, breh
stirring buck-toothed abode
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Pungent haunting public bath
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Nofapping Internal Respiration
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razzle-dazzle stead hominid
  11/12/13
Is somebody typing, or eating an apple or something?
Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
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fragrant chapel
  04/23/13
LAYWER 142: Can you move your keyboard away from speakerpho...
Amethyst Resort Depressive
  08/29/12
lol
Razzmatazz Library Legend
  08/29/12
Haha
Impertinent boyish mexican school
  03/28/13
This is Danesh Patel from Deloitte!!! HELLO EVERYONE!
green son of senegal
  08/29/12
*makes long string of irrelevant, unfunny, tangential jokes ...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
*silence* (Low level associate)
Cerebral Khaki Digit Ratio Church Building
  08/29/12
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Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
errrr.... yes. Sorry everyone, I meant to say, "Yes.&q...
Amethyst Resort Depressive
  08/29/12
180
exciting elastic band police squad
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beta cream skinny woman
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fragrant chapel
  08/29/12
yep
Swollen Violent Step-uncle's House
  08/29/12
lol
White Principal's Office
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bespoke center
  08/29/12
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180 low-t messiness
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mewling address
  08/30/12
*long pause* "Uh...[partner] couldn't be on the call......
Indecent tanning salon
  08/30/12
lol
stimulating whorehouse goal in life
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carmine sadistic trailer park
  08/30/12
dammit
galvanic hilarious garrison jap
  08/30/12
Hi me
misanthropic sanctuary telephone
  08/31/12
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razzle-dazzle stead hominid
  09/27/12
THIS
Mauve shaky codepig
  02/26/13
cr
dun state
  06/11/13
goddamnit
multi-colored sticky hall mediation
  10/15/13
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Amber Office
  01/10/14
hahahah
White Principal's Office
  01/10/14
i had to lead the client and other party to a negotiation th...
Amber Office
  03/03/14
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Medicated Crusty Station French Chef
  02/06/18
LOL
Red menage
  12/02/12
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snowy hairraiser theater
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vibrant black area turdskin
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coral useless giraffe box office
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Amber Office
  01/10/14
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Claret Coiffed Theater Stage Love Of Her Life
  08/29/12
lulz
aromatic arrogant pervert
  08/29/12
Ok, so should we set up another call for Friday?
Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
Let's review action points and next steps first.
Amethyst Resort Depressive
  08/29/12
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Medicated Crusty Station French Chef
  02/06/18
*Dials in with partner* *Silence* Partner, "Circuit C...
exhilarant sable sound barrier
  08/29/12
lol
Mauve shaky codepig
  08/29/12
*heavy breathing* (guess who)
hyperventilating base idea he suggested
  08/29/12
doobs?
Swollen Violent Step-uncle's House
  08/29/12
lol
Vermilion duck-like deer antler
  02/26/13
OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead an...
Indigo bearded property ladyboy
  08/29/12
180
exciting elastic band police squad
  08/29/12
haha
White Principal's Office
  01/10/14
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plum prole pistol
  01/13/17
fucking 180 thread
territorial spruce boltzmann ape
  08/29/12
So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi?
Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
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Costumed Spectacular Shrine
  08/31/12
"Really great weather that we're having here, I can alm...
pearly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  05/26/16
*joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announceme...
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call starte...
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
(guy who will never make partner)
Rambunctious heaven
  08/30/12
THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON
Mauve shaky codepig
  08/29/12
*tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call* Cro...
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
this was just god fucking awful
White Principal's Office
  09/15/12
180 to everyone who has ever heard this before
Titillating Frum Stag Film
  08/30/12
do they actually say that verbatim
elite gay kitchen
  09/27/12
they actually do, although some more graciously than others
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  10/19/12
i don't believe this no way
Fear-inspiring incel
  08/01/13
It's true.
Concupiscible Flickering Dragon Roast Beef
  08/01/13
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bespoke center
  08/30/12
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Scarlet dingle berry
  08/31/12
PERSON EXPECTED TO CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE CONVERSATION: ...
territorial spruce boltzmann ape
  08/29/12
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Razzmatazz Library Legend
  08/29/12
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vigorous hideous church
  08/29/12
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dun state
  08/30/12
Yes, but they don't even pretend to care.
frozen fanboi
  03/02/13
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arousing pit
  03/21/13
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coral useless giraffe box office
  06/11/13
lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits
Flirting Cuck Candlestick Maker
  08/29/12
Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name
Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
uh this is a 181 suggestion
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
maybe box can draw this thread?
Swollen Violent Step-uncle's House
  08/29/12
if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob...
Provocative dark home ratface
  08/29/12
seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking ab...
Swollen Violent Step-uncle's House
  08/29/12
if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next...
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
http://www.xtranormal.com/ ex.: http://www.youtube.com/wa...
Provocative dark home ratface
  08/29/12
tyty
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
pls do it
Provocative dark home ratface
  08/29/12
you have never been on one of these calls
Mauve shaky codepig
  08/29/12
I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly....
Effete national faggotry
  08/29/12
mute the call and go i have taken a big shit before on conf...
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here. ...
fragrant chapel
  08/29/12
lol
Pearl big karate gas station
  08/29/12
This story is amazing
Indecent tanning salon
  08/30/12
tyvmft, I died loling
chrome bull headed toaster
  10/30/12
This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of.
frozen fanboi
  02/07/13
180^180
territorial spruce boltzmann ape
  02/07/13
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snowy hairraiser theater
  04/30/13
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rebellious ultramarine useless brakes forum
  06/24/15
180
zombie-like foreskin
  02/26/13
THIS IS SO GOOD
Mint sex offender parlor
  06/11/13
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Thriller parlour pisswyrm
  08/01/13
this kills me every time.
aquamarine razzle meetinghouse
  11/27/13
tbf, this is really not that odd
White Principal's Office
  01/10/14
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Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
*is client* *tells bad joke on call while waiting for las...
glassy trip multi-billionaire trust fund
  08/29/12
underrated
cyan site idiot
  08/01/13
def underrated
Amber Office
  03/03/14
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Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal
  01/13/17
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geriatric piazza doctorate
  08/29/12
sorry in advance guys I'm traveling right now so I if there ...
Irate half-breed
  08/29/12
this is my fav so far
Provocative dark home ratface
  08/29/12
I just th_______________________ stip_______________________...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
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dun state
  08/30/12
*everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one...
Fear-inspiring incel
  08/30/12
Let's just keep this moving.
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  09/01/12
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dun state
  03/15/13
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pearly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  05/26/16
180
bespoke center
  08/29/12
180
territorial spruce boltzmann ape
  08/29/12
(equity partner)
godawful adventurous legal warrant faggot firefighter
  08/30/12
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bespoke center
  08/30/12
big lulz
misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook
  11/22/13
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plum prole pistol
  12/16/16
"Hi, this is (name)." *immediately mutes phone,...
Passionate Blue Nursing Home
  08/29/12
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Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
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bespoke center
  08/29/12
*scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the ...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/29/12
haha i am doing this right now :D
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
I'm doing this right now.
frozen fanboi
  02/07/13
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vigorous hideous church
  08/29/12
Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo
glassy trip multi-billionaire trust fund
  08/29/12
this is generally unethical
Mauve shaky codepig
  08/30/12
And illegal without permission in some states.
Jade laughsome gaping
  08/30/12
and immoral everywhere except Liberia
heady bawdyhouse
  12/31/12
That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for.
Vivacious At-the-ready Theatre
  01/10/14
jfc, WTF is gonna rat you out? You record it for your ...
coral useless giraffe box office
  06/11/13
...
plum prole pistol
  01/13/17
wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference c...
coral useless giraffe box office
  06/11/13
Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby cryin...
Maize fat ankles native
  08/29/12
...
bespoke center
  08/29/12
was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this
Rambunctious heaven
  08/30/12
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Seedy irradiated corner
  08/25/14
CLAY: "This is Clayton Bass, operations manager, repor...
High-end partner field
  08/29/12
ha ha
obsidian range
  08/29/12
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territorial spruce boltzmann ape
  08/29/12
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razzle-dazzle stead hominid
  09/27/12
...
honey-headed rehab
  09/27/12
Love this.
frozen fanboi
  03/02/13
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snowy hairraiser theater
  06/11/13
...
razzle-dazzle stead hominid
  08/01/13
love the issuer rubes
misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook
  11/22/13
...
razzle-dazzle stead hominid
  06/04/14
...
milky mad-dog skullcap den
  06/24/15
best in class.
crimson free-loading lay
  03/01/17
"Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?"
cocky outnumbered yarmulke
  08/29/12
...
Learning disabled headpube potus
  08/29/12
...
disrespectful point
  08/29/12
Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying ...
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  08/29/12
it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters wh...
Rambunctious heaven
  08/30/12
1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite an...
racy spot
  08/30/12
I know what I'm getting into.
Indecent tanning salon
  08/30/12
love this
Provocative dark home ratface
  08/30/12
ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!! "Didn't catch you o...
pea-brained patrolman business firm
  10/30/12
*BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE ...
stimulating whorehouse goal in life
  08/30/12
LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover
Mauve shaky codepig
  08/30/12
Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too.
heady bawdyhouse
  12/31/12
lolololol
Thriller parlour pisswyrm
  08/01/13
No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conferen...
swashbuckling party of the first part
  08/30/12
181
abnormal hospital
  08/30/12
im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the u...
stimulating whorehouse goal in life
  08/30/12
star power music
Mauve shaky codepig
  08/30/12
...
swashbuckling party of the first part
  08/30/12
Lololol
White Principal's Office
  08/30/12
...
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  08/31/12
...
ivory mental disorder alpha
  09/27/12
a+
misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook
  11/22/13
182
White Principal's Office
  01/10/14
Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There we...
swashbuckling party of the first part
  08/30/12
lol
Wine fluffy stock car
  08/30/12
...
Primrose Bat Shit Crazy Boistinker Locale
  10/30/12
oh god my sides
beta cream skinny woman
  02/06/13
Jesus this is amazing.
frozen fanboi
  02/07/13
best image ever
Bronze Psychic Space
  02/18/13
180
zombie-like foreskin
  02/26/13
180 visual
snowy hairraiser theater
  05/18/13
should be in a tv episode
misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook
  11/22/13
...
snowy hairraiser theater
  01/10/14
tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little?
White Principal's Office
  01/10/14
do do do doop
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  08/20/14
184
Apoplectic mother
  08/30/12
The only thing that would make this better is if it was a su...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/30/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y
Fear-inspiring incel
  08/30/12
lol
bespoke center
  08/30/12
...
coral useless giraffe box office
  06/11/13
...
nubile salmon black woman
  12/16/16
...
exciting elastic band police squad
  08/30/12
Anyone have anything else? *random guy goes on for 10minu...
violent trump supporter private investor
  08/30/12
Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thre...
swashbuckling party of the first part
  08/30/12
I am operating on another level. The point was to repeat...
violent trump supporter private investor
  08/31/12
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rose bbw
  02/26/13
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Thriller parlour pisswyrm
  08/01/13
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aquamarine razzle meetinghouse
  11/27/13
...
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  11/19/14
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histrionic associate athletic conference
  03/14/19
...
lemon coldplay fan
  10/15/13
*goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a poin...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/30/12
"ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter....
Dull talented tank
  08/30/12
Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone
wonderful locus circlehead
  08/30/12
I know you guys have done this before: *mutes our side* ...
green son of senegal
  08/31/12
*hits mute button* *starts talking shit* *mic is still...
vigorous hideous church
  08/31/12
...
Dull talented tank
  08/31/12
No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute but...
frozen fanboi
  02/07/13
...
Seedy irradiated corner
  06/20/14
Stebs here
maroon university really tough guy
  08/31/12
*browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit*
Dull talented tank
  08/31/12
this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy i...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/31/12
I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose -----...
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  08/31/12
*waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne f...
poppy bateful lettuce
  08/31/12
*hangs up* *realizes nothing on list of important items to ...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/31/12
I think we have a plan. (Wants call to end, no plan in pl...
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  08/31/12
i dont get this thread
Fighting sienna senate
  08/31/12
(unemployed dood)
Indecent tanning salon
  08/31/12
oh i get it now
Fighting sienna senate
  08/31/12
WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YE...
Indecent tanning salon
  08/31/12
...
aquamarine razzle meetinghouse
  08/25/14
Hour long call with client. 1.0. Hour long call with opp...
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  09/01/12
this is how it's done.
pea-brained patrolman business firm
  10/30/12
I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1...
frozen fanboi
  03/04/13
now thats thinkin like a lawyer
misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook
  11/22/13
...
Cracking overrated temple hunting ground
  07/21/16
...
plum prole pistol
  12/16/16
"I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline.&q...
Onyx appetizing dilemma
  09/02/12
...
180 low-t messiness
  09/15/12
...
Effete national faggotry
  09/27/12
"LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double t...
Mauve shaky codepig
  09/27/12
...
White Principal's Office
  01/10/14
how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing
ivory mental disorder alpha
  09/27/12
ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh s...
Maize fat ankles native
  09/27/12
"Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--" ...
ivory mental disorder alpha
  09/27/12
hahahahahaha
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  10/07/12
this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated
floppy wagecucks
  10/19/12
hahahahaha
Indecent tanning salon
  10/19/12
...
Mind-boggling Brunch Philosopher-king
  12/31/12
...
beta cream skinny woman
  02/13/13
(Litigator jokes)
White Principal's Office
  03/28/13
...
snowy hairraiser theater
  06/11/13
...
vigorous hideous church
  06/11/13
jesus i hate people
carmine sadistic trailer park
  08/01/13
...
saffron idiotic plaza
  08/01/13
...
misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook
  11/22/13
First one I LOL'd at.
Aggressive Wild Hell Liquid Oxygen
  12/11/13
this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls
Azure Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug
  01/10/14
this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some rea...
snowy hairraiser theater
  06/02/14
...
Cracking overrated temple hunting ground
  04/01/16
god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago
Marvelous out-of-control house
  06/24/16
...
ebony coffee pot
  06/24/16
...
insane bonkers casino
  07/21/20
...
Drab Beady-eyed Lodge
  06/23/21
(like OCR) still kills me
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  06/23/21
...
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  08/30/22
"Hi, this is itty bitty titty" *mutes call to fuc...
Self-centered market
  09/27/12
lol
Thriller parlour pisswyrm
  08/01/13
underappreciated
Soul-stirring ocher round eye location
  10/01/13
very underrated
aquamarine razzle meetinghouse
  11/27/13
"well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you ...
Rambunctious heaven
  09/27/12
*goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise*
Rambunctious heaven
  09/27/12
...
Red menage
  12/02/12
...
dun state
  02/26/13
fuck it 180
Blathering lascivious crackhouse
  10/01/13
...
dun state
  11/12/14
...
dun state
  06/26/15
...
dun state
  06/24/16
Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started......
territorial spruce boltzmann ape
  10/07/12
actual lol
Thriller parlour pisswyrm
  08/01/13
lol
Aggressive Wild Hell Liquid Oxygen
  12/11/13
...
swashbuckling party of the first part
  10/17/12
...
Filthy tattoo indian lodge
  10/19/12
180s all around. tyft.
Primrose Bat Shit Crazy Boistinker Locale
  10/19/12
Hour long call with client: 1.0 Hour long call with oppos...
electric talking institution
  10/19/12
when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one ...
vibrant black area turdskin
  10/19/12
Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well ...
Indecent tanning salon
  10/19/12
VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda? MD Bitch: I DID...
Buff
  10/29/12
OLD VP: "Hey guys, don't have a whole lot of time, just...
chrome bull headed toaster
  10/30/12
Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think on...
Curious stain
  10/30/12
*unimportant person asks a simple question* *important pe...
exciting elastic band police squad
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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:30 PM
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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:30 PM
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Author: Indecent tanning salon

Is somebody typing, or eating an apple or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451163)



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Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: fragrant chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063845)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Amethyst Resort Depressive

LAYWER 142: Can you move your keyboard away from speakerphone? K thanx.

JUDGE: Sorry everyone, that was actually me.

LAWYER 142: Oh, no problem, Your Honor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451176)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Library Legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451244)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Impertinent boyish mexican school

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894798)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: green son of senegal

This is Danesh Patel from Deloitte!!! HELLO EVERYONE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451178)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

*makes long string of irrelevant, unfunny, tangential jokes to avoid subject that he doesn't really have a command of, derailing the entire call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451182)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Khaki Digit Ratio Church Building

*silence*

(Low level associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451190)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451192)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Amethyst Resort Depressive

errrr.... yes. Sorry everyone, I meant to say, "Yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451201)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: exciting elastic band police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451688)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: beta cream skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579699)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: fragrant chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451199)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Swollen Violent Step-uncle's House

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451222)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:05 PM
Author: White Principal's Office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451401)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: bespoke center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451450)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: 180 low-t messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451482)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: mewling address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457864)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:01 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

*long pause* "Uh...[partner] couldn't be on the call...I...will ask him that...when I talk to him"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457884)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:02 PM
Author: stimulating whorehouse goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: carmine sadistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458391)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: galvanic hilarious garrison jap

dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458669)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: misanthropic sanctuary telephone

Hi me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464691)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670638)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 8:43 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716198)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: dun state

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371096)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: multi-colored sticky hall mediation

goddamnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236700)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Amber Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808279)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808287)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Amber Office

i had to lead the client and other party to a negotiation through a redline recently and i'd have dropkicked a kitten onto a freeway to have been able to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125815)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Medicated Crusty Station French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342405)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Red menage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154378)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154441)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: vibrant black area turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743728)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:26 AM
Author: coral useless giraffe box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371854)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Amber Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808280)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:39 PM
Author: Claret Coiffed Theater Stage Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451210)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: aromatic arrogant pervert

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451254)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

Ok, so should we set up another call for Friday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451217)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Amethyst Resort Depressive

Let's review action points and next steps first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451226)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Medicated Crusty Station French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342408)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: exhilarant sable sound barrier

*Dials in with partner*

*Silence*

Partner, "Circuit City, are you sure the call is for X:30 our time? Or their time?"

Circuit City, "Ahh...our time, yea, our time."

*5 mins pass*

Circuit City, "I guess they must of canceled it."

Edit: *Is stealthed next performance round*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451242)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451322)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating base idea he suggested

*heavy breathing*

(guess who)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451270)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Swollen Violent Step-uncle's House

doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451290)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Vermilion duck-like deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716360)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Indigo bearded property ladyboy

OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead and get started. OK, thanks everyone for dialing on, thi--

*BEEP BEEP*

...

Hello, who just joined?

Hi Paul!

*Doesn't introduce self, assumes voice is recognizable on a call with 30 people*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451284)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: exciting elastic band police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451699)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808288)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: plum prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365582)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape

fucking 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451285)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Costumed Spectacular Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464837)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: pearly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

"Really great weather that we're having here, I can almost see out the window from my cubicle!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561608)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

*joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announcement to the room*

NATE QUINCY <has joined the conference>

Hi guys this is Nate Quincy, a partner with BearingPoint UK.

*goes off on unrelated issues for 20 minutes but no one dares tell him to STFU because he's a partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451311)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call started 5 mins ago) - owner of a new partner just joined 5 mins late and derailed whole call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451456)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious heaven

(guy who will never make partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457873)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451312)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:56 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

*tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call*

Cromwell?? APPEASER APPEASER APPEASER

*hangs up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451336)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

this was just god fucking awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: Titillating Frum Stag Film

180 to everyone who has ever heard this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462970)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: elite gay kitchen

do they actually say that verbatim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671159)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:55 AM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

they actually do, although some more graciously than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827504)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring incel

i don't believe this no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764605)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible Flickering Dragon Roast Beef

It's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765751)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: bespoke center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463015)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Scarlet dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471480)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape

PERSON EXPECTED TO CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE CONVERSATION: Hey guys, I have a conflict in 30 minutes so I'm going to have to drop off early.

CALL ORGANIZER, PRETENDING TO CARE: OK. No worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451323)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Library Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451332)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: vigorous hideous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: dun state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463019)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

Yes, but they don't even pretend to care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743706)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:22 PM
Author: arousing pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857338)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: coral useless giraffe box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371861)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Flirting Cuck Candlestick Maker

lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451329)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:57 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451347)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

uh this is a 181 suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451381)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: Swollen Violent Step-uncle's House

maybe box can draw this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451385)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:06 PM
Author: Provocative dark home ratface

if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob be done with that site that ppl use where u get to position ppl and type stuff for them to say... u know what i mean? there are some classic xo vids made from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451405)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Swollen Violent Step-uncle's House

seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451427)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next week or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451434)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Provocative dark home ratface

http://www.xtranormal.com/

ex.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSlfe_AAVrY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451443)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451489)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Provocative dark home ratface

pls do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451500)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

you have never been on one of these calls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452077)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Effete national faggotry

I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly. What's the best protocol?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451433)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

mute the call and go

i have taken a big shit before on conf call, i just squat and pray no one asks me a question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451435)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: fragrant chapel

180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here.

one time i remember a partner yelling in "HEY JOHN, YOU IN THERE"

JOHN, "YA, WUT?"

PARTNER, "HEY, I GOT SOMEONE ON THE LINE FROM [IMPORTANT CLIENT], WILL U JUST TAKE IT REAL QUICK?"

JOHN, "JESUS, WELL OK"

ME: LISTENS TO JOHN TALK TO THE IMPORTANT CLIENT WHILE HE'S SHITTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451463)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Pearl big karate gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451478)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:12 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

This story is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462925)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:02 PM
Author: chrome bull headed toaster

tyvmft, I died loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926697)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588513)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588572)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108228)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: rebellious ultramarine useless brakes forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28191903)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: zombie-like foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717100)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Mint sex offender parlor

THIS IS SO GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371227)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761648)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle meetinghouse

this kills me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523665)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

tbf, this is really not that odd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808290)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451442)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: glassy trip multi-billionaire trust fund

*is client*

*tells bad joke on call while waiting for last person to join*

*listens to lawyers laugh hysterically*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451455)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: cyan site idiot

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764523)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Amber Office

def underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125878)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: geriatric piazza doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451476)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Irate half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451483)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: Provocative dark home ratface

this is my fav so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451488)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

I just th_______________________ stip________________________________________defense couns________________________________million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451525)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: dun state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463038)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring incel

*everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one could*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463136)



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Date: September 1st, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

Let's just keep this moving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472952)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: dun state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22823762)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:35 AM
Author: pearly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561611)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: bespoke center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451532)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451780)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: godawful adventurous legal warrant faggot firefighter

(equity partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458423)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: bespoke center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463030)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook

big lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491292)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: plum prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160152)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Passionate Blue Nursing Home

"Hi, this is (name)."

*immediately mutes phone, puts on speaker, walks around room doing other stuff or surfs the web*

Every phone call I've ever been on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451510)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451527)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: bespoke center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

*scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the call*

*poasts while half listening to rest of call*

*struggles to remember what was talked about for memo to partner*

*refers to call as "uneventful" in memo, praying this is correct*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451537)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

haha i am doing this right now :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451546)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

I'm doing this right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588523)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:37 PM
Author: vigorous hideous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451587)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: glassy trip multi-billionaire trust fund

Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451598)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

this is generally unethical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457785)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Jade laughsome gaping

And illegal without permission in some states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458149)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:54 PM
Author: heady bawdyhouse

and immoral everywhere except Liberia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342189)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Vivacious At-the-ready Theatre

That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808308)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: coral useless giraffe box office

jfc,

WTF is gonna rat you out?

You record it for your memo, then delete it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371864)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: plum prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365589)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: coral useless giraffe box office

wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference calls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371863)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby crying in background>f now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451522)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: bespoke center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451698)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: Rambunctious heaven

was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457852)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: Seedy irradiated corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204122)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: High-end partner field

CLAY: "This is Clayton Bass, operations manager, reporting from the distribution center in Holly Springs."

ORGANIZER: "Hi, Clayton!"

CLAY: "Please, call me Clay."

ORGANIZER: "Ok. Thanks for joining us Clay."

CLAY: "My pleasure. I wasn't sure If I'd have to reschedule because last year the Lord blessed us with a granddaughter and our daughter is living at home again while she tries to get her last credits and the youngin' was up all night with the woofles but her mama needed her sleep cuz she had that algebra test in the morning so the wife and I were up taking care of that baby until the break of dawn and I tell ya you have to love them but they're something else."

ORGANIZER: "Ok. Let's get started."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451529)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: obsidian range

ha ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451679)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451789)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670645)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: honey-headed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670852)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

Love this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743687)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371125)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook

love the issuer rubes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491307)



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Date: June 4th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25689126)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: milky mad-dog skullcap den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28192028)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: crimson free-loading lay

best in class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732290)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: cocky outnumbered yarmulke

"Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451531)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled headpube potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:05 PM
Author: disrespectful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452194)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:35 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying this as I posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21453223)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious heaven

it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters who aren't unemployed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457863)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: racy spot

1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite and intrigue you? Because of that piece of paper you just signed, in three years, 20% of your life will look exactly like this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457661)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

I know what I'm getting into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457869)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Provocative dark home ratface

love this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458027)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:57 PM
Author: pea-brained patrolman business firm

ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!!

"Didn't catch you on the call...I put it on your calendar and I remember you accepting it." FUCKERS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926650)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: stimulating whorehouse goal in life

*BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE OF CONVERSATION*

HELLO??? HELLOOO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES

*TAKES CALL ON OTHER LINE, INUNDATES CON CALL WITH HOLD MUSIC*

*BEEEEEEEP*

HELLO??? HELLLO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES. MY PHONE LINE GOT CUT OFF. HELLOOO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457837)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:04 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457907)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:55 PM
Author: heady bawdyhouse

Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342195)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761662)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling party of the first part

No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conference in an executive from my client's company. So we put it on sp3eakerphone and called. The receptionist answers we ask for officer and she puts us on hold. Their hold music was the super mario brothers theme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458358)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: abnormal hospital

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458388)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: stimulating whorehouse goal in life

im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the underground theme would be even better. water theme is obviously for arrow's house of homos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458414)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

star power music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458451)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21459550)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:26 PM
Author: White Principal's Office

Lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463108)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471487)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: ivory mental disorder alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670651)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook

a+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491319)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

182

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808296)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling party of the first part

Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There were three lawyers, a distinguished looking judge in a robe, bailiffs, and a staff attorney sitting in a court room for like three minutes listening to the super mario theme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458487)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Wine fluffy stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463009)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:46 PM
Author: Primrose Bat Shit Crazy Boistinker Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926576)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:36 AM
Author: beta cream skinny woman

oh god my sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579703)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

Jesus this is amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588554)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Bronze Psychic Space

best image ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662330)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: zombie-like foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717125)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 5:12 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

180 visual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224278)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook

should be in a tv episode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491334)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808213)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808300)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 1:46 AM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

do do do doop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26166792)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic mother

184

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458428)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

The only thing that would make this better is if it was a super prestigious judge, on hold, listening to the super mario music with a bunch of lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462941)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring incel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463179)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: bespoke center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463022)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: coral useless giraffe box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371918)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: nubile salmon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32159876)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: exciting elastic band police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463033)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: violent trump supporter private investor

Anyone have anything else?

*random guy goes on for 10minutes about something else unrelated*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463085)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling party of the first part

Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463184)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:08 AM
Author: violent trump supporter private investor

I am operating on another level.

The point was to repeat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464505)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: rose bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717052)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:00 PM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761672)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:40 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523749)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26748455)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: histrionic associate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#37930666)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: lemon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24239283)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

*goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a point everyone has already agreed on*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463293)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: Dull talented tank

"ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463299)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: wonderful locus circlehead

Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463359)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:16 AM
Author: green son of senegal

I know you guys have done this before:

*mutes our side*

*starts running around the room making fart noises and masturbation motions when others talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464590)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: vigorous hideous church

*hits mute button*

*starts talking shit*

*mic is still green*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464641)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: Dull talented tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465249)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute button is not red* *dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588564)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: Seedy irradiated corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786530)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: maroon university really tough guy

Stebs here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465256)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:47 AM
Author: Dull talented tank

*browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465257)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy in the last two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:17 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose ------------

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471499)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:19 PM
Author: poppy bateful lettuce

*waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne from a butler's tray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471516)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

*hangs up*

*realizes nothing on list of important items to address was actually resolved*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471524)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

I think we have a plan.

(Wants call to end, no plan in place).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471556)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: Fighting sienna senate

i dont get this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471616)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

(unemployed dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471627)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:40 PM
Author: Fighting sienna senate

oh i get it now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471645)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YET STARTED!

*dramatic piano hold music*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471635)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204183)



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Date: September 1st, 2012 11:01 AM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

Hour long call with client. 1.0.

Hour long call with opposing counsel. 2.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472954)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: pea-brained patrolman business firm

this is how it's done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926670)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1.7 to 2.0. Very meta.

Edit: never mind, got it confused with the one below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754794)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:39 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook

now thats thinkin like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491351)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Cracking overrated temple hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30993893)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: plum prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160167)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM
Author: Onyx appetizing dilemma

"I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21481626)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: 180 low-t messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583267)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: Effete national faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670146)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

"LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double track it to the goal line, that's fine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670159)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:00 AM
Author: White Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808301)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: ivory mental disorder alpha

how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670654)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Maize fat ankles native

ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh subthread, which i have committed to memory and use at cocktail parties to great, humorous effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670668)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:57 PM
Author: ivory mental disorder alpha

"Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--"

"Wait, OCRed?"

"Yes, it's so that they can be searched."

"Is that in the agreement?"

"It provides for production of electronic data in any searchable form--"

"So, no?"

"Well OCR is 'any searchable form'."

"So yes, OCR is in there?"

"..."

"..."

"I don't--"

"We should probably go ahead and just put it in there. Can you circulate a draft and we'll make comments? Does everyone else agree, or?"

Other guy: "It's been signed."

Fourth guy: "We should put it in there to make sure."

Other guy: "Sure of what?"

"So I think I speak for everyone when I say let's circulate a new draft."

"Should I put 'like OCR' in parens after searchable form?"

"Just make your edits and we'll comment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670678)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

hahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735328)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: floppy wagecucks

this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827491)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829482)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brunch Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342093)



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Date: February 13th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: beta cream skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22632998)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

(Litigator jokes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894481)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371137)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: vigorous hideous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372434)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: carmine sadistic trailer park

jesus i hate people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761613)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: saffron idiotic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761614)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491364)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: Aggressive Wild Hell Liquid Oxygen

First one I LOL'd at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618485)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: Azure Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug

this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808334)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676521)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Cracking overrated temple hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30183831)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Marvelous out-of-control house

god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786214)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: ebony coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786363)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: insane bonkers casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#40642538)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Drab Beady-eyed Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676669)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

(like OCR) still kills me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676836)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#45093571)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Self-centered market

"Hi, this is itty bitty titty"

*mutes call to fuck around*

20 min later....

Partner: "itty bitty titty looked into that issue...."

*itty bitty titty begins making longwinded prestigious response*

15 seonds later...

Partner: "alright. Well I guess itty bitty titty ran into a conflict, maybe we--"

*itty bitty titty scrambles to unmute*

"NO, I'M HERE!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670949)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761684)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring ocher round eye location

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149085)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:45 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle meetinghouse

very underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523777)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious heaven

"well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you have 15 minutes of your day back"

*15 people simultaneously unmute phones and say bye*

*long series of beeps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671057)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious heaven

*goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671076)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: Red menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154487)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: dun state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717016)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:46 AM
Author: Blathering lascivious crackhouse

fuck it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149125)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: dun state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705268)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: dun state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28206611)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: dun state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786177)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape

Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started...

Attendee 1 (some irrelevant boomer chick who was forwarded the meeting by a partner): Is anyone having trouble connecting to the Livemeeting?

Attendee 2 : I can see everything OK.

Attendee 3: Looks like I'm in.

Attendee 4: I can see it.

Attendee 5: We're good here in Houston.

Host: Hm, sounds like most people are connected.

Attendee 1: Because when I click on the thing I'm not seeing anything.

Host: Oh. Well, uh..

Attendee 1: Yea, see. Ugh. I just restarted and I'm still seeing nothing.

Host: Oh.

Attendee 1: Will you just re-send me the link?

Host: I'm sorry, who are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735411)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm

actual lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761688)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: Aggressive Wild Hell Liquid Oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618493)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21810953)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827098)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: Primrose Bat Shit Crazy Boistinker Locale

180s all around. tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827217)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 2:31 AM
Author: electric talking institution

Hour long call with client: 1.0

Hour long call with opposing counsel: 1.7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827639)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: vibrant black area turdskin

when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one guy on whose happy to be dere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827653)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:17 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well I just don't think it's reasonable to wait until June for a Reply brief--"

Junior Partner (off mic): "(mutter mutter)"

Senior Partner (off mic): "wha...oh...agreed to it?"

Senior Partner: "This schedule works"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829515)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Buff

VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda?

MD Bitch: I DIDN'T GET THE AGENDA AND I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT

VP dood: Uh... yea... uh... you know we can just us... make sure that us... yea... that uh we make sure that we get that... um... i mean that we make clear what we are talking about, so you, uh, know what we are talking about.

MD Bitch: OK OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21916395)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:09 PM
Author: chrome bull headed toaster

OLD VP: "Hey guys, don't have a whole lot of time, just wanted to circle back today real quick and see what you've been working on"

US: "Mmk cool, we do just have a few more quick questions about X. We think X is probably the main crux of our analysis here so---"

OLD VP: "Hang on, hang on, lemme finish telling you more about Y. Y is really our pride and joy as a division blah blah blah"

US: "Yeah cool...now about X"

OLD VP: "Listen, I gotta get outta here fellas, why don't you fix up the parts about Y that we talked about"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926753)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:30 PM
Author: Curious stain

Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think one of you forgot to unmute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926894)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: exciting elastic band police squad

*unimportant person asks a simple question*

*important person gives 20 minute answer*

*unimportant person has dropped off the call by the time important person asks if he's answered the question*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21978884)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant sable sound barrier

*Junior Associate and Partner walk into conference room*

*Partner dials in*

*15 mins elapse*

Partner: "Junior Associate, take notes of everything that is being said."

*Junior associate stunned because he spent the last 15 mins just flipping through docs and wondering about lunch*

Other Partner on Call: "So, what we need to do is talk to the SEC about how we are going to be able to register this entity as a SBSEF and as a SEF with the CFTC. We are having push back from the board of directors because the rules are not final. So, we have a set of deadlines: (1) Feb. 10; (2) Mar. 1; (3) Apr. 1; and (4) Sept. 10. We need to have it all ready to go for filing.

Junior associate's notes:

"SBSEF with CFTC * * * going to resign (???---does not make sense)* * * board of directors MAF (WTF?)* * * deadline to [fukkkk] (1) Apr. 1 (??); Sept. 22 (??)"

Partner: Junior Associate did you get everything?

Junior Associate: "Yea" *glances at notes* "yea, we are fine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979053)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 4:53 PM
Author: exciting elastic band police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979616)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182712)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:03 PM
Author: abnormal hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274961)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal supple selfie

Winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275176)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275180)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275185)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:42 PM
Author: Flirting Cuck Candlestick Maker

ofukofukofuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342105)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: Naked Excitant Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342227)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: heady bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342231)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 7:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22529171)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

Beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588634)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Unholy Transparent Reading Party Regret

Absolutely amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743815)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: coral useless giraffe box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372389)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372452)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: Seedy irradiated corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook

everytime I see that word i think TTTSEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491399)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Seedy irradiated corner

!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25243158)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Seedy irradiated corner

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786574)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Olive Affirmative Action Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27286877)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28390481)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: light dead sandwich

Still brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29434119)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30994149)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: plum prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160196)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:07 AM
Author: Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977964)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: french deranged generalized bond

This cuts too close to home, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979061)



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Date: November 30th, 2012 12:08 PM
Author: Irate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22140902)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: Flesh masturbator

I can't access the webex link. Could you resend? Thanks in advance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154398)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

The password is password.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154431)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Flesh masturbator

ah. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154451)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:43 PM
Author: pea-brained patrolman business firm

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138415)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:44 PM
Author: pea-brained patrolman business firm

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138416)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: Yapping contagious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154496)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

Service partner: "Hi, we're just waiting for [equity partner] to join, so while we're waiting, I'll take any questions you guys might have..."

*silence for two solid minutes*

Service partner: "Okay, well why don't I just update you on [sound of someone joining]" *immediately shuts tfu* "Hi, is that [equity partner]???"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154519)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

This is extremely underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588661)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: dun state

i loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717046)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761700)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764294)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: adulterous

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365941)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:08 AM
Author: Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977966)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy comical cruise ship main people

Hi, this is Mike Sullivan, Partner out of the New York office. I've got on the line with me, I hope, John Smith and Kim Brown who are local counsel. I'll let them go ahead and take over and answer your questions, but first (spends 10 minutes making jokes with local counsel).

(someone puts phone on hold, starting Muzak)

OK, and we don't know who has their phone on hold, so we're just going to try to talk over it. Hopefully they'll hang up soon.

<the above takes up 20 minutes of a 60 minute conference call>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154528)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

*15 lawyers collectively bill 8500 dollars for the call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154609)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: ivory mental disorder alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182720)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588599)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274880)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:43 PM
Author: Flirting Cuck Candlestick Maker

anyone ever try this

http://www.uberconference.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342111)



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Date: January 2nd, 2013 9:39 AM
Author: exhilarant sable sound barrier

*dials in*

"Hey team. I guess I will quarterback this conference call. I sent everyone a task list. Did everyone get it?"

*Silence*

"Fu_kkkk" [realizes that the conference call was held 8 hours earlier because of the time zone difference.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22352693)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579696)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761708)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: abnormal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22528782)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: Indecent tanning salon

I was on a call recently with this partner with a harsh voice who kept stopping everything and saying "WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLEASE!" every time there was a join beep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588643)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: exhilarant sable sound barrier

LOLOL. I was just on a similar conference call yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588708)



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Date: February 13th, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

My favorite is when they stop mid-sentence and scream, "WHO JUST JOINED???" And then no one responds. So fucking 180. You know some asshole partner somewhere has probably asked the phone conferencing company for a record of who joined and when.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22633056)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

Lmao never had that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894477)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 4:51 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662230)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: wonderful locus circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716158)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Yellow charismatic

today i mutterd "god dammit" to the MD on the line right as i clicked over to the conf call (couldn't figure out how to use the new office phone). i practically pretended like nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716352)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Ruddy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717108)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Dashing

Lawyer in Houston: How about ya'll ask the judge to set trial for the week of September 26th?

(15 New York lawyers in unison): bu.. bu.. but that's the week of Rosh Hashanah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717124)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Mauve shaky codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754670)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:09 PM
Author: flatulent aqua twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754800)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754810)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: frozen fanboi

http://southfloridalawyers.blogspot.com/2011/09/gene-stearns-moves-to-reconsider-rosh.html?m=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754832)



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Date: March 14th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Bipolar blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22815159)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

das juden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764613)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Garnet shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676530)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: adulterous

bam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365932)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:09 AM
Author: Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977967)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal supple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754636)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: exhilarant sable sound barrier

Hey Guys! Just a house keeping matter. Denise is no longer with the firm, can you take her off the group e-mails?

*Everyone rushes back to their office to Google Denise*

*No hits, just ancient firm bio*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857357)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: arousing pit

fucking masterwork itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857378)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 2:51 AM
Author: Frisky odious laser beams

*checks bar website two months later on a whim*

*decides between schadenfreude and jealousy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894428)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook

180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491413)



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Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal supple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063819)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: federal international law enforcement agency

*Dials Conference Number*

Phone: "Please enter your conference id number followed by the pin."

*Inputs numbers*

Phone: "Sorry, we have no record of this conference call"

*Junior associate (who handed the info to the partner) sweating bullets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108208)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371366)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: diverse feces

HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED THE DEUTSCHE BANK CONFERENCING LINE, PLEASE ENT-

*enters PIN followed by #*

...PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN

*oh for fuck's sake* *enters PIN followed by #*

THANK YOU. AFTER THE TON--

*mashes # button*

...AFTER THE TONE. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN

*jesus christ* *dutifully waits a full second of silence, then hits #*

*SERIES OF BEEPS*

Call leader: Hello everyone, let's give everyone a few more minutes and then well get started.

*BEEP* *heavy background noise*

...

Call leader: Hello, well let's get started then. I sent around an update with...

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: could we please have everyone who isn't talking mute their lines? Thanks.

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: Well, uh... I circulated....

IMPORTANT PERSON: HEY! THIS IS MIKE, CAN WHOEVER HASN'T MUTED THEIR LINE PLEASE MUTE IT NOW!

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: So, I circulated....

IMPORTANT PERSON: I CAN'T HEAR SHIT. LISTEN UP -- MUTE YOUR LINES!

*heavy background noise continues*

IMPORTANT PERSON: OK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, [low-level punk] WILL CIRCULATE A NEW DIAL IN AND WE'LL RECONVENE IN A FEW MINUTES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224479)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: White Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371116)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Dashing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371357)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: coral useless giraffe box office

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372556)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761544)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23762563)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:40 AM
Author: Smoky

this one sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808364)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: plum prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160217)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: grizzly

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23272666)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: greedy keepsake machete

hello?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371119)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371121)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Mint sex offender parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371214)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Turquoise startled goyim ceo

In-house lawyer: Yeah, I think Bill Jones from Operations is our subject-matter expert on that. Bill, what is your opinion about [outside counsel's] question?

....

....

....

....

....

In-house lawyer: Bill? You there?

Some other guy named Bill: Yeah, I'm here.

In-house lawyer: No, sorry. Bill Jones. Bill Jones, you still on?

Bill Jones: Oh, hey, yeah, sorry. I'm here....Um, can you repeat the question?

Me: *slams head against desk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371292)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Turquoise startled goyim ceo

"Alright, I think we all have our action items. Let's circle back towards the end of the week so we can all get a status update."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371311)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Effete national faggotry

The best is when someone's teleworking and you can hear dogs barking and shit in the background whenever they talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372587)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

*babby shrieking*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26321021)



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Date: July 9th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: Dashing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23572992)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: sapphire dopamine

*beeps*

Hi, who's on?

...

Good evening Bangalore team.

*good morning /dev/null*

...

Ok that's it for the dev team in the room. Off-shore, please go ahead with your standups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674889)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: lemon coldplay fan

Team leader to everyone joining: "Helloooowwww. Who just joined?"

New Participant: "Hi. This is Ken from Latham"

Team leader:"Who do you represent?"

New Participant (Ken): *Junior associate sitting in for partner* "Ahhh...Barclays?"

Barclay's Lawyer: "Sorry Ken. We are repping Barclays."

New Participant (Ken): "Just one second. I am sitting in for Partner ____. I think we are repping UBS."

UBS' Lawyer: "Nope. That is us here at Cahill. I think you are repping Citadel."

New Participant (Ken): "Yea, that sounds right."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761453)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: slate bat-shit-crazy death wish

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761483)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: lemon coldplay fan

It just happened on a conference call I am on. Parties have been changed. I felt bad for the dude, his voice was cracking a bit.

I think he is the one that forgot to put his phone on mute. There is light typing in the background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761493)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761549)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: ebony coffee pot

Up until that last line, I was sure you were talking about in re LIBOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761551)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: lemon coldplay fan

Nope. Just a pretty standard/vanilla transaction conference call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761562)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764283)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: slimy henna

old partner: "well, looks like we're waiting on John, we'll give him a few minutes"

*proceeds to have personal conversation with the one dood he knows while everybody else awkwardly listens and the most annoying lawyer on the entire call interjects occasionally as though he has anything to do with this*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761501)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: lemon coldplay fan

lolol.

That happened to me once at the end of a conference call. I stayed on for another 15 mins in silence. I realized I was on the phone too long (in too deep) to say anything and interrupt the convo. They started talking about industry gossip: "X got the job as part of her severance package from Y." I guess X and Y had an office romance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761537)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: slimy henna

I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The worse is when I'm with a partner in the room on speakerphone and we both just have to sit their awkwardly in silence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761546)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle meetinghouse

1. this is why you always hang up and call back if you want to discuss anything after a call.

2. that is hilarious, i've been in both situations. where you don't want to click off because they'll hear the beep and go WTF? and where i've gone to take a leak, come back and been like oh fuck it and clicked off and wondered what the dudes thought when they heard the beep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523643)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764601)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Vivacious At-the-ready Theatre

Overly careful guy slowly pronouncing for the conference service recording:

"Duh-ave John-son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764595)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: lavender knife

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25901474)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: electric talking institution

Biz guy: *Um, I think the lawyers can hop off now. We need to discuss some business points*

(fails to get off because he is getting something off the printer)

Biz guy thinking its just biz people: *So, just so everyone knows, this deal isn't closing for a month at least. But lets just keep the lawyers working so we can get the paperwork done and stop the meter running. Agreed?*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765825)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

tbf, the lawyers know this the whole time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808285)



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Date: August 6th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: Onyx appetizing dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23793967)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23802845)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24137238)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:27 AM
Author:  Brilliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148694)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 8:30 AM
Author: aquamarine razzle meetinghouse

Praise be!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148925)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

How?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148932)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author:  haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218622)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 9:05 AM
Author: Impertinent boyish mexican school

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218628)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: lemon coldplay fan

Partner: Hey guys. Thanks for hoping on this call. As we last discussed, we need to get the SEC to respond to us asap.

Client: Yea, is there a way you can get them to speed up the process?

Partner: I am not sure. They are being real niggardly with their time.

Client: Yea, damn n_ggers!!

Partner: Ahhh....that is not what I said.

(Note: I am against racism, so I edited the word.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236570)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: greedy keepsake machete

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236582)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author:  roommate

shut up... this didn't happen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236654)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Seedy irradiated corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24244915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 6:53 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

BEEP

(Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) has joined the conference.

-Um, hello?

-Yes, this is (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) I was just going to listen if that's okay? HAHA GUYS!! It's just me, Josh (3rd-year), wouldn't it be crazy if he joined our call? Haha.

-Moving on....

[True story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491101)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: Dashing

ONE WRONG MOVE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491442)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle meetinghouse

I would literally think that bro was crushing bong hits right before that idea popped into his head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204267)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: misunderstood cerise set travel guidebook

Hello, you've reached the operator. May I please have the conference passcode, your name and the institution you represent?

Thank you, you will now be placed into conference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491438)



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Date: November 28th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530320)



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Date: November 28th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author:  famous landscape painting

"2nd cousin"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530330)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 2:57 PM
Author: green son of senegal

this may out me if anyone from my firm posts here but its so funny i had to share

*guy circulates dial-in number, accidentally mistypes one number*

*everyone dials in at the appointed time*

Sexy voice comes on:

"Hey baby, lookin for a good time? I may be young but I know my way around a bedroom.."

turns out the misplaced number caused us all to dial in to a hooker number LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618428)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: pea-brained patrolman business firm

LOLOLOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618500)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:53 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

that is 180 as fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808283)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: ebony coffee pot

I hope the first person to dial in did not immediately send a reply-all spoiling everyone else's surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125952)



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Date: January 21st, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: electric talking institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24874814)



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Date: January 24th, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious heaven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24889280)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Dashing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24963499)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

"EVERYONE WILL HEAR MUSIC UNTIL THE HOST JOINS THE MEETING" *listens to elevator music for 20 minutes, transported by its serenity* *finally notices that he dialed wrong dial in*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972917)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly abusive dysfunction

"Hi, this is Phil."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972922)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:19 AM
Author:  Navy Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561600)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge

Oh man, it's cold here. How's the weather where you are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25126572)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: godawful adventurous legal warrant faggot firefighter

It's freezing here on the west coast too! I had to wear a light jacket!

*polite chuckles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128868)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:24 AM
Author:  lime therapy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977985)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Thriller parlour pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128832)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author:  mentally impaired

*Hi everyone! This is shiteating lawyer #26. We got ANOTHER ice storm here in the south last night so I'm working remotely. Crazy! I'm ready for spring! Can everyone hear me ok on my blackberry? SORRY! THANKS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128841)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:49 PM
Author: territorial spruce boltzmann ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25130143)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:53 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25221729)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676283)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: violet milk

*beep goes off*

"did someone just join"

*silence*

"I think that was my email. Sorry."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676290)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Seedy irradiated corner

*Ask local counsel very basic question about documents sent days in advance SPECIFICALLY for this convo* ... ... *slience*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786396)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: greedy keepsake machete

http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/480149468218548225

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786645)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 13th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Mischievous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25922649)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: motley stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995607)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: motley stage

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Wine fluffy stock car

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995641)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted degenerate



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:46 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:49 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:51 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater

why did you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204111)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Pungent haunting public bath



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Date: November 4th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: rebellious ultramarine useless brakes forum

On a call where this was just said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26647935)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: 



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Date: December 9th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: Seedy irradiated corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26895955)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: snowy hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27320928)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: stimulating whorehouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27628273)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author:  Sick Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27628278)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author:  mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27707028)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author:  hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28191925)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Unhinged personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28390176)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: Filthy tattoo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29246281)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Jet cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29434032)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: plum prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365574)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: pale wrinkle

*awkwardly attempts small talk about the pro sports teams of other call participants*

"You Giants fans in San Fran probably aren't too hot on Eli right now, eh? Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365628)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: adulterous

*after mild kvetching about the weather*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365905)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author:  disgusting

to anyone who actually cares who I am, this is the thread I (obviously) got my moniker from, and one of my old accounts poasted in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365915)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Tantric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732267)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#33793965)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#34519106)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35123487)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: abnormal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342390)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Vivacious At-the-ready Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35885540)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Twinkling cumskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36971372)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: domesticated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#37930506)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 10:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse brethren

Sapphire ratface must have posted some very naughty things itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#40642596)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: Drab Beady-eyed Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676679)