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Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  08/29/12
Hey, this is Mike from KPMG. We've got the whole crew of 48 ...
Heady den
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why don't we go ahead and do a quick round table before we g...
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Dying, two months later.
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twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
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ungodly meetinghouse
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rusted electric hospital
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Blue Infuriating Resort
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hi this is Slow Children Playing *launches into 2 minute scr...
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  08/29/12
Hey this is Mike Dexter, secondary local co-lead liason coun...
opaque metal therapy
  08/29/12
Good Sir, This is Rajesh from Accenture IT Consulting
provocative balding prole
  08/29/12
don't out Cow Goes Moo, breh
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Coiffed Piazza
  11/12/13
Is somebody typing, or eating an apple or something?
opaque metal therapy
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Stimulating turquoise mental disorder
  04/23/13
LAYWER 142: Can you move your keyboard away from speakerpho...
Primrose Tanning Salon
  08/29/12
lol
Carmine Deranged Corn Cake
  08/29/12
Haha
Idiotic Degenerate
  03/28/13
This is Danesh Patel from Deloitte!!! HELLO EVERYONE!
house-broken wonderful macaca doctorate
  08/29/12
*makes long string of irrelevant, unfunny, tangential jokes ...
opaque metal therapy
  08/29/12
*silence* (Low level associate)
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opaque metal therapy
  08/29/12
errrr.... yes. Sorry everyone, I meant to say, "Yes.&q...
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180
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  08/29/12
yep
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  08/29/12
lol
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irradiated round eye nowag
  08/30/12
*long pause* "Uh...[partner] couldn't be on the call......
opaque metal therapy
  08/30/12
lol
Haunting Talented Lodge
  08/30/12
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topaz set ratface
  08/30/12
dammit
Hideous aphrodisiac school cafeteria associate
  08/30/12
Hi me
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  08/31/12
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Coiffed Piazza
  09/27/12
THIS
Flatulent mauve spot
  02/26/13
cr
Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band
  06/11/13
goddamnit
Laughsome wrinkle
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mind-boggling karate bawdyhouse
  01/10/14
hahahah
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  01/10/14
i had to lead the client and other party to a negotiation th...
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LOL
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  08/29/12
lulz
Adventurous corner
  08/29/12
Ok, so should we set up another call for Friday?
opaque metal therapy
  08/29/12
Let's review action points and next steps first.
Primrose Tanning Salon
  08/29/12
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Vermilion contagious address death wish
  02/06/18
*Dials in with partner* *Silence* Partner, "Circuit C...
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  08/29/12
lol
Flatulent mauve spot
  08/29/12
*heavy breathing* (guess who)
swollen vengeful temple chad
  08/29/12
doobs?
lemon parlor messiness
  08/29/12
lol
Bearded filthy market candlestick maker
  02/26/13
OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead an...
erotic trip native toaster
  08/29/12
180
swashbuckling school halford
  08/29/12
haha
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  01/10/14
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Narrow-minded Shrine Newt
  01/13/17
fucking 180 thread
Motley University Hominid
  08/29/12
So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi?
opaque metal therapy
  08/29/12
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Black Disturbing Ceo Dilemma
  08/31/12
"Really great weather that we're having here, I can alm...
rusted electric hospital
  05/26/16
*joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announceme...
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call starte...
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
(guy who will never make partner)
Mildly autistic fluffy stage
  08/30/12
THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON
Flatulent mauve spot
  08/29/12
*tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call* Cro...
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
this was just god fucking awful
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  09/15/12
180 to everyone who has ever heard this before
Red shivering legal warrant trump supporter
  08/30/12
do they actually say that verbatim
lilac heaven tattoo
  09/27/12
they actually do, although some more graciously than others
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  10/19/12
i don't believe this no way
grizzly soul-stirring hell
  08/01/13
It's true.
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Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band
  08/30/12
Yes, but they don't even pretend to care.
arrogant garrison
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bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker
  06/11/13
lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits
impressive pearl forum
  08/29/12
Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name
opaque metal therapy
  08/29/12
uh this is a 181 suggestion
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
maybe box can draw this thread?
lemon parlor messiness
  08/29/12
if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob...
gay base
  08/29/12
seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking ab...
lemon parlor messiness
  08/29/12
if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next...
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
http://www.xtranormal.com/ ex.: http://www.youtube.com/wa...
gay base
  08/29/12
tyty
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
pls do it
gay base
  08/29/12
you have never been on one of these calls
Flatulent mauve spot
  08/29/12
I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly....
transparent depressive
  08/29/12
mute the call and go i have taken a big shit before on conf...
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here. ...
Stimulating turquoise mental disorder
  08/29/12
lol
Tan Odious Space Gaming Laptop
  08/29/12
This story is amazing
opaque metal therapy
  08/30/12
tyvmft, I died loling
Emerald blathering lay milk
  10/30/12
This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of.
arrogant garrison
  02/07/13
180^180
Motley University Hominid
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Cerebral Office
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180
flushed diverse chapel
  02/26/13
THIS IS SO GOOD
comical garnet stag film
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  08/01/13
this kills me every time.
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  11/27/13
tbf, this is really not that odd
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
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Titillating becky
  08/29/12
*is client* *tells bad joke on call while waiting for las...
bat-shit-crazy curious selfie
  08/29/12
underrated
vivacious pit
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def underrated
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  08/29/12
sorry in advance guys I'm traveling right now so I if there ...
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this is my fav so far
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  08/29/12
I just th_______________________ stip_______________________...
opaque metal therapy
  08/29/12
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Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band
  08/30/12
*everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one...
grizzly soul-stirring hell
  08/30/12
Let's just keep this moving.
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  09/01/12
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Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band
  03/15/13
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rusted electric hospital
  05/26/16
180
Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza
  08/29/12
180
Motley University Hominid
  08/29/12
(equity partner)
Dull cocky box office clown
  08/30/12
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  08/30/12
big lulz
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Narrow-minded Shrine Newt
  12/16/16
"Hi, this is (name)." *immediately mutes phone,...
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opaque metal therapy
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Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza
  08/29/12
*scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the ...
opaque metal therapy
  08/29/12
haha i am doing this right now :D
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
I'm doing this right now.
arrogant garrison
  02/07/13
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Puce zippy range
  08/29/12
Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo
bat-shit-crazy curious selfie
  08/29/12
this is generally unethical
Flatulent mauve spot
  08/30/12
And illegal without permission in some states.
shimmering boltzmann
  08/30/12
and immoral everywhere except Liberia
glittery dun hall
  12/31/12
That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for.
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  01/10/14
jfc, WTF is gonna rat you out? You record it for your ...
bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker
  06/11/13
...
Narrow-minded Shrine Newt
  01/13/17
wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference c...
bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker
  06/11/13
Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby cryin...
Titillating becky
  08/29/12
...
Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza
  08/29/12
was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this
Mildly autistic fluffy stage
  08/30/12
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Elite Pea-brained Locale
  08/25/14
CLAY: "This is Clayton Bass, operations manager, repor...
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ha ha
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Motley University Hominid
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Coiffed Piazza
  09/27/12
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Brindle State Potus
  09/27/12
Love this.
arrogant garrison
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Cerebral Office
  06/11/13
...
Coiffed Piazza
  08/01/13
love the issuer rubes
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Coiffed Piazza
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...
Histrionic Idea He Suggested
  06/24/15
best in class.
Blue Infuriating Resort
  03/01/17
"Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?"
Stirring Mewling Water Buffalo
  08/29/12
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naked jade voyeur dopamine
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honey-headed crawly public bath travel guidebook
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Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying ...
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  08/29/12
it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters wh...
Mildly autistic fluffy stage
  08/30/12
1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite an...
sticky navy site really tough guy
  08/30/12
I know what I'm getting into.
opaque metal therapy
  08/30/12
love this
gay base
  08/30/12
ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!! "Didn't catch you o...
white area athletic conference
  10/30/12
*BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE ...
Haunting Talented Lodge
  08/30/12
LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover
Flatulent mauve spot
  08/30/12
Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too.
glittery dun hall
  12/31/12
lolololol
Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot
  08/01/13
No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conferen...
Marvelous french chef institution
  08/30/12
181
magical chestnut crackhouse
  08/30/12
im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the u...
Haunting Talented Lodge
  08/30/12
star power music
Flatulent mauve spot
  08/30/12
...
Marvelous french chef institution
  08/30/12
Lololol
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
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...
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  08/31/12
...
overrated umber stead fat ankles
  09/27/12
a+
disrespectful coldplay fan casino
  11/22/13
182
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  01/10/14
Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There we...
Marvelous french chef institution
  08/30/12
lol
Ocher Frum Rigpig Mediation
  08/30/12
...
Green cuckoldry toilet seat
  10/30/12
oh god my sides
big location
  02/06/13
Jesus this is amazing.
arrogant garrison
  02/07/13
best image ever
Sooty hairraiser national giraffe
  02/18/13
180
flushed diverse chapel
  02/26/13
180 visual
Cerebral Office
  05/18/13
should be in a tv episode
disrespectful coldplay fan casino
  11/22/13
...
Cerebral Office
  01/10/14
tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little?
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  01/10/14
do do do doop
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  08/20/14
184
ungodly meetinghouse
  08/30/12
The only thing that would make this better is if it was a su...
opaque metal therapy
  08/30/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y
grizzly soul-stirring hell
  08/30/12
lol
Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza
  08/30/12
...
bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker
  06/11/13
...
Dashing bearded property gaping
  12/16/16
...
swashbuckling school halford
  08/30/12
Anyone have anything else? *random guy goes on for 10minu...
bat shit crazy lavender library
  08/30/12
Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thre...
Marvelous french chef institution
  08/30/12
I am operating on another level. The point was to repeat...
bat shit crazy lavender library
  08/31/12
...
180 costumed center goal in life
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Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot
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Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
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*goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a poin...
opaque metal therapy
  08/30/12
"ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter....
appetizing talking theatre
  08/30/12
Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone
Drunken police squad
  08/30/12
I know you guys have done this before: *mutes our side* ...
house-broken wonderful macaca doctorate
  08/31/12
*hits mute button* *starts talking shit* *mic is still...
Puce zippy range
  08/31/12
...
appetizing talking theatre
  08/31/12
No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute but...
arrogant garrison
  02/07/13
...
Elite Pea-brained Locale
  06/20/14
Stebs here
purple skinny woman
  08/31/12
*browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit*
appetizing talking theatre
  08/31/12
this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy i...
opaque metal therapy
  08/31/12
I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose -----...
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  08/31/12
*waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne f...
big-titted liquid oxygen
  08/31/12
*hangs up* *realizes nothing on list of important items to ...
opaque metal therapy
  08/31/12
I think we have a plan. (Wants call to end, no plan in pl...
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  08/31/12
i dont get this thread
glassy cheese-eating affirmative action yarmulke
  08/31/12
(unemployed dood)
opaque metal therapy
  08/31/12
oh i get it now
glassy cheese-eating affirmative action yarmulke
  08/31/12
WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YE...
opaque metal therapy
  08/31/12
...
Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator
  08/25/14
Hour long call with client. 1.0. Hour long call with opp...
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  09/01/12
this is how it's done.
white area athletic conference
  10/30/12
I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1...
arrogant garrison
  03/04/13
now thats thinkin like a lawyer
disrespectful coldplay fan casino
  11/22/13
...
Insane racy ticket booth
  07/21/16
...
Narrow-minded Shrine Newt
  12/16/16
"I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline.&q...
Clear razzle cruise ship
  09/02/12
...
vigorous tank background story
  09/15/12
...
transparent depressive
  09/27/12
"LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double t...
Flatulent mauve spot
  09/27/12
...
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  01/10/14
how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing
overrated umber stead fat ankles
  09/27/12
ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh s...
Titillating becky
  09/27/12
"Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--" ...
overrated umber stead fat ankles
  09/27/12
hahahahahaha
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  10/07/12
this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated
Cowardly Excitant Indian Lodge Partner
  10/19/12
hahahahaha
opaque metal therapy
  10/19/12
...
Floppy pontificating senate azn
  12/31/12
...
big location
  02/13/13
(Litigator jokes)
twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  03/28/13
...
Cerebral Office
  06/11/13
...
Puce zippy range
  06/11/13
jesus i hate people
topaz set ratface
  08/01/13
...
mischievous pungent parlour juggernaut
  08/01/13
...
disrespectful coldplay fan casino
  11/22/13
First one I LOL'd at.
Razzle-dazzle Factory Reset Button Theater
  12/11/13
this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls
concupiscible stain
  01/10/14
this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some rea...
Cerebral Office
  06/02/14
...
Insane racy ticket booth
  04/01/16
god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago
Vibrant sepia principal's office community account
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Bull headed cerise church
  06/24/16
...
jet party of the first part
  07/21/20
...
fuchsia passionate home
  06/23/21
(like OCR) still kills me
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  06/23/21
...
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  08/30/22
"Hi, this is itty bitty titty" *mutes call to fuc...
aromatic canary theater stage mad cow disease
  09/27/12
lol
Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot
  08/01/13
underappreciated
effete silver weed whacker stock car
  10/01/13
very underrated
Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator
  11/27/13
"well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you ...
Mildly autistic fluffy stage
  09/27/12
*goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise*
Mildly autistic fluffy stage
  09/27/12
...
Insanely creepy kitchen
  12/02/12
...
Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band
  02/26/13
fuck it 180
Federal gay wizard mexican
  10/01/13
...
Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band
  11/12/14
...
Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band
  06/26/15
...
Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band
  06/24/16
Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started......
Motley University Hominid
  10/07/12
actual lol
Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot
  08/01/13
lol
Razzle-dazzle Factory Reset Button Theater
  12/11/13
...
Marvelous french chef institution
  10/17/12
...
Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt
  10/19/12
180s all around. tyft.
Green cuckoldry toilet seat
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...
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Motley University Hominid
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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:30 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:30 PM
Author: Heady den

Hey, this is Mike from KPMG. We've got the whole crew of 48 people on, crammed in one room.

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM
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why don't we go ahead and do a quick round table before we get started?

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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:12 PM
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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:52 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

Dying, two months later.

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:31 PM
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This is Denise in Seattle... Kim can't be here, her raccoon has herpes.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451804)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: rusted electric hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561602)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Blue Infuriating Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732277)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
Author: topaz set ratface

hi this is Slow Children Playing *launches into 2 minute screed about what i was doing before i joined, assuming everyone was waiting patiently in silence for me*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451142)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

Hey this is Mike Dexter, secondary local co-lead liason counsel for the Georgia RESPA plaintiffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451143)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
Author: provocative balding prole

Good Sir,

This is Rajesh from Accenture IT Consulting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451150)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: peach digit ratio

don't out Cow Goes Moo, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451171)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: salmon hateful whorehouse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451460)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: massive razzmatazz double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705277)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: maize cruel-hearted rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458158)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Coiffed Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24425066)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:34 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

Is somebody typing, or eating an apple or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451163)



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Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Stimulating turquoise mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063845)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Primrose Tanning Salon

LAYWER 142: Can you move your keyboard away from speakerphone? K thanx.

JUDGE: Sorry everyone, that was actually me.

LAWYER 142: Oh, no problem, Your Honor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451176)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Carmine Deranged Corn Cake

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451244)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Idiotic Degenerate

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894798)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: house-broken wonderful macaca doctorate

This is Danesh Patel from Deloitte!!! HELLO EVERYONE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451178)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

*makes long string of irrelevant, unfunny, tangential jokes to avoid subject that he doesn't really have a command of, derailing the entire call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451182)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine mother sound barrier

*silence*

(Low level associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451190)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451192)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Primrose Tanning Salon

errrr.... yes. Sorry everyone, I meant to say, "Yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451201)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling school halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451688)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: big location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579699)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Stimulating turquoise mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451199)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: lemon parlor messiness

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451222)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:05 PM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451401)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451450)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: vigorous tank background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451482)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: irradiated round eye nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457864)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:01 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

*long pause* "Uh...[partner] couldn't be on the call...I...will ask him that...when I talk to him"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457884)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:02 PM
Author: Haunting Talented Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: topaz set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458391)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Hideous aphrodisiac school cafeteria associate

dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458669)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: doobsian beady-eyed station

Hi me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464691)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:49 PM
Author: Coiffed Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670638)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 8:43 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716198)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371096)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Laughsome wrinkle

goddamnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236700)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling karate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808279)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808287)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling karate bawdyhouse

i had to lead the client and other party to a negotiation through a redline recently and i'd have dropkicked a kitten onto a freeway to have been able to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125815)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious address death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342405)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy kitchen

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154378)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154441)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Exciting Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743728)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:26 AM
Author: bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371854)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling karate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808280)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:39 PM
Author: Cracking brunch puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451210)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: Adventurous corner

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451254)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

Ok, so should we set up another call for Friday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451217)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Primrose Tanning Salon

Let's review action points and next steps first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451226)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious address death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342408)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Bronze famous landscape painting

*Dials in with partner*

*Silence*

Partner, "Circuit City, are you sure the call is for X:30 our time? Or their time?"

Circuit City, "Ahh...our time, yea, our time."

*5 mins pass*

Circuit City, "I guess they must of canceled it."

Edit: *Is stealthed next performance round*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451242)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451322)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: swollen vengeful temple chad

*heavy breathing*

(guess who)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451270)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: lemon parlor messiness

doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451290)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Bearded filthy market candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716360)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: erotic trip native toaster

OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead and get started. OK, thanks everyone for dialing on, thi--

*BEEP BEEP*

...

Hello, who just joined?

Hi Paul!

*Doesn't introduce self, assumes voice is recognizable on a call with 30 people*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451284)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling school halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451699)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808288)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Shrine Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365582)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid

fucking 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451285)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Black Disturbing Ceo Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464837)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: rusted electric hospital

"Really great weather that we're having here, I can almost see out the window from my cubicle!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561608)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Titillating becky

*joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announcement to the room*

NATE QUINCY <has joined the conference>

Hi guys this is Nate Quincy, a partner with BearingPoint UK.

*goes off on unrelated issues for 20 minutes but no one dares tell him to STFU because he's a partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451311)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Titillating becky

lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call started 5 mins ago) - owner of a new partner just joined 5 mins late and derailed whole call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451456)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic fluffy stage

(guy who will never make partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457873)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451312)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:56 PM
Author: Titillating becky

*tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call*

Cromwell?? APPEASER APPEASER APPEASER

*hangs up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451336)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

this was just god fucking awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: Red shivering legal warrant trump supporter

180 to everyone who has ever heard this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462970)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: lilac heaven tattoo

do they actually say that verbatim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671159)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:55 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

they actually do, although some more graciously than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827504)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: grizzly soul-stirring hell

i don't believe this no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764605)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Thriller Ruby Gas Station Kitty Cat

It's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765751)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463015)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: arousing ruddy knife trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471480)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid

PERSON EXPECTED TO CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE CONVERSATION: Hey guys, I have a conflict in 30 minutes so I'm going to have to drop off early.

CALL ORGANIZER, PRETENDING TO CARE: OK. No worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451323)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Carmine Deranged Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451332)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Puce zippy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463019)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

Yes, but they don't even pretend to care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743706)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:22 PM
Author: apoplectic tripping nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857338)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371861)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: impressive pearl forum

lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451329)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:57 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451347)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Titillating becky

uh this is a 181 suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451381)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: lemon parlor messiness

maybe box can draw this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451385)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:06 PM
Author: gay base

if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob be done with that site that ppl use where u get to position ppl and type stuff for them to say... u know what i mean? there are some classic xo vids made from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451405)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: lemon parlor messiness

seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451427)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: Titillating becky

if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next week or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451434)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: gay base

http://www.xtranormal.com/

ex.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSlfe_AAVrY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451443)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: Titillating becky

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451489)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: gay base

pls do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451500)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

you have never been on one of these calls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452077)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: transparent depressive

I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly. What's the best protocol?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451433)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: Titillating becky

mute the call and go

i have taken a big shit before on conf call, i just squat and pray no one asks me a question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451435)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Stimulating turquoise mental disorder

180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here.

one time i remember a partner yelling in "HEY JOHN, YOU IN THERE"

JOHN, "YA, WUT?"

PARTNER, "HEY, I GOT SOMEONE ON THE LINE FROM [IMPORTANT CLIENT], WILL U JUST TAKE IT REAL QUICK?"

JOHN, "JESUS, WELL OK"

ME: LISTENS TO JOHN TALK TO THE IMPORTANT CLIENT WHILE HE'S SHITTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451463)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Tan Odious Space Gaming Laptop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451478)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:12 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

This story is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462925)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:02 PM
Author: Emerald blathering lay milk

tyvmft, I died loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926697)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588513)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588572)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108228)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:41 PM
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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: flushed diverse chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717100)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: comical garnet stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371227)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761648)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523665)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808290)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Titillating becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451442)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy curious selfie

*is client*

*tells bad joke on call while waiting for last person to join*

*listens to lawyers laugh hysterically*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451455)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: vivacious pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764523)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling karate bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125878)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:53 AM
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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Slate frisky headpube church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451476)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451483)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: gay base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451488)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451525)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463038)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:28 PM
Author: grizzly soul-stirring hell

*everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one could*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463136)



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Date: September 1st, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

Let's just keep this moving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472952)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22823762)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561611)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451532)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451780)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Dull cocky box office clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458423)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463030)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491292)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Shrine Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160152)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: misunderstood maniacal pervert lettuce

"Hi, this is (name)."

*immediately mutes phone, puts on speaker, walks around room doing other stuff or surfs the web*

Every phone call I've ever been on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451510)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451527)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

*scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the call*

*poasts while half listening to rest of call*

*struggles to remember what was talked about for memo to partner*

*refers to call as "uneventful" in memo, praying this is correct*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451537)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: Titillating becky

haha i am doing this right now :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451546)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

I'm doing this right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588523)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:37 PM
Author: Puce zippy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451587)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy curious selfie

Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451598)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

this is generally unethical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457785)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: shimmering boltzmann

And illegal without permission in some states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458149)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:54 PM
Author: glittery dun hall

and immoral everywhere except Liberia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342189)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Flesh self-centered sandwich

That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808308)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker

jfc,

WTF is gonna rat you out?

You record it for your memo, then delete it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371864)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Shrine Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365589)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker

wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference calls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371863)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Titillating becky

Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby crying in background>f now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451522)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451698)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: Mildly autistic fluffy stage

was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457852)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: Elite Pea-brained Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204122)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Lascivious demanding business firm deer antler

CLAY: "This is Clayton Bass, operations manager, reporting from the distribution center in Holly Springs."

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CLAY: "Please, call me Clay."

ORGANIZER: "Ok. Thanks for joining us Clay."

CLAY: "My pleasure. I wasn't sure If I'd have to reschedule because last year the Lord blessed us with a granddaughter and our daughter is living at home again while she tries to get her last credits and the youngin' was up all night with the woofles but her mama needed her sleep cuz she had that algebra test in the morning so the wife and I were up taking care of that baby until the break of dawn and I tell ya you have to love them but they're something else."

ORGANIZER: "Ok. Let's get started."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451529)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: galvanic circlehead stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451679)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451789)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: Coiffed Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670645)



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Author: Brindle State Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670852)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743687)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371125)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: Coiffed Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491307)



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Date: June 4th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Coiffed Piazza



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28192028)



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Author: Blue Infuriating Resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732290)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Stirring Mewling Water Buffalo

"Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451531)



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Author: naked jade voyeur dopamine



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:35 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying this as I posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21453223)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Mildly autistic fluffy stage

it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters who aren't unemployed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457863)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: sticky navy site really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457661)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: opaque metal therapy

I know what I'm getting into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457869)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: gay base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458027)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:57 PM
Author: white area athletic conference

ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!!

"Didn't catch you on the call...I put it on your calendar and I remember you accepting it." FUCKERS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926650)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Haunting Talented Lodge

*BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE OF CONVERSATION*

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*TAKES CALL ON OTHER LINE, INUNDATES CON CALL WITH HOLD MUSIC*

*BEEEEEEEP*

HELLO??? HELLLO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES. MY PHONE LINE GOT CUT OFF. HELLOOO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457837)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:04 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457907)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:55 PM
Author: glittery dun hall

Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342195)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761662)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: Marvelous french chef institution

No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conference in an executive from my client's company. So we put it on sp3eakerphone and called. The receptionist answers we ask for officer and she puts us on hold. Their hold music was the super mario brothers theme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458358)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: magical chestnut crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458388)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Haunting Talented Lodge

im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the underground theme would be even better. water theme is obviously for arrow's house of homos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458414)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

star power music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458451)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Marvelous french chef institution



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:26 PM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463108)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471487)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino

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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808296)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:21 PM
Author: Marvelous french chef institution

Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There were three lawyers, a distinguished looking judge in a robe, bailiffs, and a staff attorney sitting in a court room for like three minutes listening to the super mario theme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458487)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Ocher Frum Rigpig Mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463009)



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Author: Green cuckoldry toilet seat



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:36 AM
Author: big location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579703)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

Jesus this is amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588554)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Sooty hairraiser national giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662330)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: flushed diverse chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717125)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 5:12 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224278)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491334)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cerebral Office



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808300)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 1:46 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26166792)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: ungodly meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458428)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

The only thing that would make this better is if it was a super prestigious judge, on hold, listening to the super mario music with a bunch of lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462941)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: grizzly soul-stirring hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463179)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: Submissive charcoal pozpig plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463022)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling school halford



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lavender library

Anyone have anything else?

*random guy goes on for 10minutes about something else unrelated*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463085)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: Marvelous french chef institution

Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463184)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:08 AM
Author: bat shit crazy lavender library

I am operating on another level.

The point was to repeat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464505)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: 180 costumed center goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717052)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:00 PM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761672)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:40 PM
Author: Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523749)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26748455)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: Charismatic confused bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#37930666)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: frozen personal credit line house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24239283)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

*goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a point everyone has already agreed on*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463293)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: appetizing talking theatre

"ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463299)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: Drunken police squad

Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463359)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:16 AM
Author: house-broken wonderful macaca doctorate

I know you guys have done this before:

*mutes our side*

*starts running around the room making fart noises and masturbation motions when others talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464590)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Puce zippy range

*hits mute button*

*starts talking shit*

*mic is still green*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464641)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: appetizing talking theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465249)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute button is not red* *dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588564)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: Elite Pea-brained Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786530)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: purple skinny woman

Stebs here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465256)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:47 AM
Author: appetizing talking theatre

*browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465257)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy in the last two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:17 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose ------------

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471499)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:19 PM
Author: big-titted liquid oxygen

*waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne from a butler's tray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471516)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

*hangs up*

*realizes nothing on list of important items to address was actually resolved*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471524)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

I think we have a plan.

(Wants call to end, no plan in place).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471556)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: glassy cheese-eating affirmative action yarmulke

i dont get this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471616)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

(unemployed dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471627)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:40 PM
Author: glassy cheese-eating affirmative action yarmulke

oh i get it now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471645)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YET STARTED!

*dramatic piano hold music*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471635)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204183)



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Date: September 1st, 2012 11:01 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

Hour long call with client. 1.0.

Hour long call with opposing counsel. 2.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472954)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: white area athletic conference

this is how it's done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926670)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1.7 to 2.0. Very meta.

Edit: never mind, got it confused with the one below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754794)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:39 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino

now thats thinkin like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491351)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Insane racy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30993893)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Shrine Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160167)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM
Author: Clear razzle cruise ship

"I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21481626)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: vigorous tank background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583267)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: transparent depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670146)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

"LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double track it to the goal line, that's fine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670159)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:00 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808301)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: overrated umber stead fat ankles

how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670654)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Titillating becky

ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh subthread, which i have committed to memory and use at cocktail parties to great, humorous effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670668)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:57 PM
Author: overrated umber stead fat ankles

"Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--"

"Wait, OCRed?"

"Yes, it's so that they can be searched."

"Is that in the agreement?"

"It provides for production of electronic data in any searchable form--"

"So, no?"

"Well OCR is 'any searchable form'."

"So yes, OCR is in there?"

"..."

"..."

"I don't--"

"We should probably go ahead and just put it in there. Can you circulate a draft and we'll make comments? Does everyone else agree, or?"

Other guy: "It's been signed."

Fourth guy: "We should put it in there to make sure."

Other guy: "Sure of what?"

"So I think I speak for everyone when I say let's circulate a new draft."

"Should I put 'like OCR' in parens after searchable form?"

"Just make your edits and we'll comment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670678)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

hahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735328)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Cowardly Excitant Indian Lodge Partner

this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827491)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829482)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Floppy pontificating senate azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342093)



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Date: February 13th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: big location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22632998)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

(Litigator jokes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894481)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371137)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: Puce zippy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372434)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: topaz set ratface

jesus i hate people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761613)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: mischievous pungent parlour juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761614)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491364)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Factory Reset Button Theater

First one I LOL'd at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618485)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: concupiscible stain

this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808334)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676521)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Insane racy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30183831)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Vibrant sepia principal's office community account

god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786214)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Bull headed cerise church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786363)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: jet party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#40642538)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: fuchsia passionate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676669)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

(like OCR) still kills me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676836)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#45093571)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: aromatic canary theater stage mad cow disease

"Hi, this is itty bitty titty"

*mutes call to fuck around*

20 min later....

Partner: "itty bitty titty looked into that issue...."

*itty bitty titty begins making longwinded prestigious response*

15 seonds later...

Partner: "alright. Well I guess itty bitty titty ran into a conflict, maybe we--"

*itty bitty titty scrambles to unmute*

"NO, I'M HERE!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670949)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761684)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: effete silver weed whacker stock car

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149085)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:45 PM
Author: Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator

very underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523777)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic fluffy stage

"well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you have 15 minutes of your day back"

*15 people simultaneously unmute phones and say bye*

*long series of beeps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671057)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic fluffy stage

*goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671076)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154487)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717016)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:46 AM
Author: Federal gay wizard mexican

fuck it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149125)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705268)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28206611)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786177)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid

Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started...

Attendee 1 (some irrelevant boomer chick who was forwarded the meeting by a partner): Is anyone having trouble connecting to the Livemeeting?

Attendee 2 : I can see everything OK.

Attendee 3: Looks like I'm in.

Attendee 4: I can see it.

Attendee 5: We're good here in Houston.

Host: Hm, sounds like most people are connected.

Attendee 1: Because when I click on the thing I'm not seeing anything.

Host: Oh. Well, uh..

Attendee 1: Yea, see. Ugh. I just restarted and I'm still seeing nothing.

Host: Oh.

Attendee 1: Will you just re-send me the link?

Host: I'm sorry, who are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735411)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot

actual lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761688)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Factory Reset Button Theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618493)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Marvelous french chef institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21810953)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827098)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: Green cuckoldry toilet seat

180s all around. tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827217)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 2:31 AM
Author: multi-colored violent nursing home place of business

Hour long call with client: 1.0

Hour long call with opposing counsel: 1.7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827639)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Exciting Orchestra Pit

when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one guy on whose happy to be dere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827653)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:17 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well I just don't think it's reasonable to wait until June for a Reply brief--"

Junior Partner (off mic): "(mutter mutter)"

Senior Partner (off mic): "wha...oh...agreed to it?"

Senior Partner: "This schedule works"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829515)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Bateful Buff Rehab

VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda?

MD Bitch: I DIDN'T GET THE AGENDA AND I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT

VP dood: Uh... yea... uh... you know we can just us... make sure that us... yea... that uh we make sure that we get that... um... i mean that we make clear what we are talking about, so you, uh, know what we are talking about.

MD Bitch: OK OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21916395)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:09 PM
Author: Emerald blathering lay milk

OLD VP: "Hey guys, don't have a whole lot of time, just wanted to circle back today real quick and see what you've been working on"

US: "Mmk cool, we do just have a few more quick questions about X. We think X is probably the main crux of our analysis here so---"

OLD VP: "Hang on, hang on, lemme finish telling you more about Y. Y is really our pride and joy as a division blah blah blah"

US: "Yeah cool...now about X"

OLD VP: "Listen, I gotta get outta here fellas, why don't you fix up the parts about Y that we talked about"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926753)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:30 PM
Author: Dark Nudist Reading Party

Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think one of you forgot to unmute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926894)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling school halford

*unimportant person asks a simple question*

*important person gives 20 minute answer*

*unimportant person has dropped off the call by the time important person asks if he's answered the question*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21978884)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Bronze famous landscape painting

*Junior Associate and Partner walk into conference room*

*Partner dials in*

*15 mins elapse*

Partner: "Junior Associate, take notes of everything that is being said."

*Junior associate stunned because he spent the last 15 mins just flipping through docs and wondering about lunch*

Other Partner on Call: "So, what we need to do is talk to the SEC about how we are going to be able to register this entity as a SBSEF and as a SEF with the CFTC. We are having push back from the board of directors because the rules are not final. So, we have a set of deadlines: (1) Feb. 10; (2) Mar. 1; (3) Apr. 1; and (4) Sept. 10. We need to have it all ready to go for filing.

Junior associate's notes:

"SBSEF with CFTC * * * going to resign (???---does not make sense)* * * board of directors MAF (WTF?)* * * deadline to [fukkkk] (1) Apr. 1 (??); Sept. 22 (??)"

Partner: Junior Associate did you get everything?

Junior Associate: "Yea" *glances at notes* "yea, we are fine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979053)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 4:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling school halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979616)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182712)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:03 PM
Author: magical chestnut crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274961)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author:  hyperventilating sanctuary

Winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275176)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275180)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275185)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:42 PM
Author: impressive pearl forum

ofukofukofuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342105)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired brethren point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342227)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: glittery dun hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342231)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 7:20 PM
Author: khaki hot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22529171)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

Beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588634)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:43 PM
Author:  mustard boiling water

Absolutely amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743815)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372389)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372452)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: Elite Pea-brained Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino

everytime I see that word i think TTTSEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491399)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Elite Pea-brained Locale

!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25243158)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Elite Pea-brained Locale

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786574)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: angry pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27286877)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: khaki hot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28390481)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: lake private investor

Still brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29434119)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: khaki hot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30994149)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Shrine Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160196)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:07 AM
Author: Offensive obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977964)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: insecure dragon

This cuts too close to home, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979061)



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Date: November 30th, 2012 12:08 PM
Author: Territorial splenetic antidepressant drug locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22140902)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: Brilliant wagecucks

I can't access the webex link. Could you resend? Thanks in advance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154398)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

The password is password.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154431)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Brilliant wagecucks

ah. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154451)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:43 PM
Author: white area athletic conference

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138415)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:44 PM
Author: white area athletic conference

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138416)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: iridescent misanthropic son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154496)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

Service partner: "Hi, we're just waiting for [equity partner] to join, so while we're waiting, I'll take any questions you guys might have..."

*silence for two solid minutes*

Service partner: "Okay, well why don't I just update you on [sound of someone joining]" *immediately shuts tfu* "Hi, is that [equity partner]???"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154519)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

This is extremely underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588661)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Ebony know-it-all laser beams elastic band

i loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717046)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761700)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: Coiffed Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764294)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Olive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365941)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:08 AM
Author: Offensive obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977966)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant stubborn regret

Hi, this is Mike Sullivan, Partner out of the New York office. I've got on the line with me, I hope, John Smith and Kim Brown who are local counsel. I'll let them go ahead and take over and answer your questions, but first (spends 10 minutes making jokes with local counsel).

(someone puts phone on hold, starting Muzak)

OK, and we don't know who has their phone on hold, so we're just going to try to talk over it. Hopefully they'll hang up soon.

<the above takes up 20 minutes of a 60 minute conference call>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154528)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

*15 lawyers collectively bill 8500 dollars for the call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154609)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: overrated umber stead fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182720)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588599)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Marvelous french chef institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274880)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:43 PM
Author: impressive pearl forum

anyone ever try this

http://www.uberconference.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342111)



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Date: January 2nd, 2013 9:39 AM
Author: Bronze famous landscape painting

*dials in*

"Hey team. I guess I will quarterback this conference call. I sent everyone a task list. Did everyone get it?"

*Silence*

"Fu_kkkk" [realizes that the conference call was held 8 hours earlier because of the time zone difference.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22352693)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Motley University Hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579696)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761708)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: magical chestnut crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22528782)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: opaque metal therapy

I was on a call recently with this partner with a harsh voice who kept stopping everything and saying "WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLEASE!" every time there was a join beep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588643)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Bronze famous landscape painting

LOLOL. I was just on a similar conference call yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588708)



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Date: February 13th, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

My favorite is when they stop mid-sentence and scream, "WHO JUST JOINED???" And then no one responds. So fucking 180. You know some asshole partner somewhere has probably asked the phone conferencing company for a record of who joined and when.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22633056)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

Lmao never had that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894477)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 4:51 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662230)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: Drunken police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716158)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Fighting

today i mutterd "god dammit" to the MD on the line right as i clicked over to the conf call (couldn't figure out how to use the new office phone). i practically pretended like nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716352)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Henna alcoholic fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717108)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: 

Lawyer in Houston: How about ya'll ask the judge to set trial for the week of September 26th?

(15 New York lawyers in unison): bu.. bu.. but that's the week of Rosh Hashanah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717124)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Flatulent mauve spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754670)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:09 PM
Author:  Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754800)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754810)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

http://southfloridalawyers.blogspot.com/2011/09/gene-stearns-moves-to-reconsider-rosh.html?m=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754832)



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Date: March 14th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: claret high-end kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22815159)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

das juden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764613)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author:  sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676530)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Olive

bam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365932)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:09 AM
Author: Offensive obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977967)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author:  hyperventilating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754636)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Bronze famous landscape painting

Hey Guys! Just a house keeping matter. Denise is no longer with the firm, can you take her off the group e-mails?

*Everyone rushes back to their office to Google Denise*

*No hits, just ancient firm bio*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857357)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: apoplectic tripping nibblets

fucking masterwork itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857378)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 2:51 AM
Author: Internet-worthy

*checks bar website two months later on a whim*

*decides between schadenfreude and jealousy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894428)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino

180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491413)



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Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:56 PM
Author:  hyperventilating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063819)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author:  love of her life

*Dials Conference Number*

Phone: "Please enter your conference id number followed by the pin."

*Inputs numbers*

Phone: "Sorry, we have no record of this conference call"

*Junior associate (who handed the info to the partner) sweating bullets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108208)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371366)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Avocado well-lubricated

HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED THE DEUTSCHE BANK CONFERENCING LINE, PLEASE ENT-

*enters PIN followed by #*

...PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN

*oh for fuck's sake* *enters PIN followed by #*

THANK YOU. AFTER THE TON--

*mashes # button*

...AFTER THE TONE. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN

*jesus christ* *dutifully waits a full second of silence, then hits #*

*SERIES OF BEEPS*

Call leader: Hello everyone, let's give everyone a few more minutes and then well get started.

*BEEP* *heavy background noise*

...

Call leader: Hello, well let's get started then. I sent around an update with...

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: could we please have everyone who isn't talking mute their lines? Thanks.

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: Well, uh... I circulated....

IMPORTANT PERSON: HEY! THIS IS MIKE, CAN WHOEVER HASN'T MUTED THEIR LINE PLEASE MUTE IT NOW!

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: So, I circulated....

IMPORTANT PERSON: I CAN'T HEAR SHIT. LISTEN UP -- MUTE YOUR LINES!

*heavy background noise continues*

IMPORTANT PERSON: OK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, [low-level punk] WILL CIRCULATE A NEW DIAL IN AND WE'LL RECONVENE IN A FEW MINUTES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224479)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371116)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371357)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: bright jet-lagged haunted graveyard boistinker

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372556)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761544)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23762563)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:40 AM
Author: Drab Pistol Alpha

this one sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808364)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Shrine Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160217)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author:  Faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23272666)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good roast beef

hello?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371119)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: Domesticated autistic twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371121)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: comical garnet stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371214)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: mint cuckold

In-house lawyer: Yeah, I think Bill Jones from Operations is our subject-matter expert on that. Bill, what is your opinion about [outside counsel's] question?

....

....

....

....

....

In-house lawyer: Bill? You there?

Some other guy named Bill: Yeah, I'm here.

In-house lawyer: No, sorry. Bill Jones. Bill Jones, you still on?

Bill Jones: Oh, hey, yeah, sorry. I'm here....Um, can you repeat the question?

Me: *slams head against desk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371292)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: mint cuckold

"Alright, I think we all have our action items. Let's circle back towards the end of the week so we can all get a status update."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371311)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: transparent depressive

The best is when someone's teleworking and you can hear dogs barking and shit in the background whenever they talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372587)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

*babby shrieking*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26321021)



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Date: July 9th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23572992)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: copper immigrant

*beeps*

Hi, who's on?

...

Good evening Bangalore team.

*good morning /dev/null*

...

Ok that's it for the dev team in the room. Off-shore, please go ahead with your standups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674889)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: frozen personal credit line house

Team leader to everyone joining: "Helloooowwww. Who just joined?"

New Participant: "Hi. This is Ken from Latham"

Team leader:"Who do you represent?"

New Participant (Ken): *Junior associate sitting in for partner* "Ahhh...Barclays?"

Barclay's Lawyer: "Sorry Ken. We are repping Barclays."

New Participant (Ken): "Just one second. I am sitting in for Partner ____. I think we are repping UBS."

UBS' Lawyer: "Nope. That is us here at Cahill. I think you are repping Citadel."

New Participant (Ken): "Yea, that sounds right."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761453)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:18 AM
Author:  sapphire cuck

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761483)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: frozen personal credit line house

It just happened on a conference call I am on. Parties have been changed. I felt bad for the dude, his voice was cracking a bit.

I think he is the one that forgot to put his phone on mute. There is light typing in the background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761493)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761549)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: Bull headed cerise church

Up until that last line, I was sure you were talking about in re LIBOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761551)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: frozen personal credit line house

Nope. Just a pretty standard/vanilla transaction conference call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761562)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764283)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:22 AM
Author:  New Version

old partner: "well, looks like we're waiting on John, we'll give him a few minutes"

*proceeds to have personal conversation with the one dood he knows while everybody else awkwardly listens and the most annoying lawyer on the entire call interjects occasionally as though he has anything to do with this*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761501)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: frozen personal credit line house

lolol.

That happened to me once at the end of a conference call. I stayed on for another 15 mins in silence. I realized I was on the phone too long (in too deep) to say anything and interrupt the convo. They started talking about industry gossip: "X got the job as part of her severance package from Y." I guess X and Y had an office romance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761537)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM
Author:  New Version

I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The worse is when I'm with a partner in the room on speakerphone and we both just have to sit their awkwardly in silence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761546)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator

1. this is why you always hang up and call back if you want to discuss anything after a call.

2. that is hilarious, i've been in both situations. where you don't want to click off because they'll hear the beep and go WTF? and where i've gone to take a leak, come back and been like oh fuck it and clicked off and wondered what the dudes thought when they heard the beep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523643)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764601)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Flesh self-centered sandwich

Overly careful guy slowly pronouncing for the conference service recording:

"Duh-ave John-son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764595)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: cyan keepsake machete

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25901474)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: multi-colored violent nursing home place of business

Biz guy: *Um, I think the lawyers can hop off now. We need to discuss some business points*

(fails to get off because he is getting something off the printer)

Biz guy thinking its just biz people: *So, just so everyone knows, this deal isn't closing for a month at least. But lets just keep the lawyers working so we can get the paperwork done and stop the meter running. Agreed?*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765825)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

tbf, the lawyers know this the whole time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808285)



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Date: August 6th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: Clear razzle cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23793967)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23802845)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24137238)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:27 AM
Author:  abnormal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148694)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 8:30 AM
Author: Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator

Praise be!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148925)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

How?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148932)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author:  Fishy Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218622)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 9:05 AM
Author: Idiotic Degenerate

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218628)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: frozen personal credit line house

Partner: Hey guys. Thanks for hoping on this call. As we last discussed, we need to get the SEC to respond to us asap.

Client: Yea, is there a way you can get them to speed up the process?

Partner: I am not sure. They are being real niggardly with their time.

Client: Yea, damn n_ggers!!

Partner: Ahhh....that is not what I said.

(Note: I am against racism, so I edited the word.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236570)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good roast beef

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236582)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: very tactful cordovan

shut up... this didn't happen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236654)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Elite Pea-brained Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24244915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 6:53 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

BEEP

(Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) has joined the conference.

-Um, hello?

-Yes, this is (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) I was just going to listen if that's okay? HAHA GUYS!! It's just me, Josh (3rd-year), wouldn't it be crazy if he joined our call? Haha.

-Moving on....

[True story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491101)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: 

ONE WRONG MOVE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491442)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator

I would literally think that bro was crushing bong hits right before that idea popped into his head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204267)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: disrespectful coldplay fan casino

Hello, you've reached the operator. May I please have the conference passcode, your name and the institution you represent?

Thank you, you will now be placed into conference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491438)



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Date: November 28th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Low-t fragrant queen of the night masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530320)



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Date: November 28th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: Rose

"2nd cousin"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530330)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 2:57 PM
Author: house-broken wonderful macaca doctorate

this may out me if anyone from my firm posts here but its so funny i had to share

*guy circulates dial-in number, accidentally mistypes one number*

*everyone dials in at the appointed time*

Sexy voice comes on:

"Hey baby, lookin for a good time? I may be young but I know my way around a bedroom.."

turns out the misplaced number caused us all to dial in to a hooker number LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618428)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: white area athletic conference

LOLOLOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618500)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:53 AM
Author: twisted embarrassed to the bone sex offender

that is 180 as fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808283)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Bull headed cerise church

I hope the first person to dial in did not immediately send a reply-all spoiling everyone else's surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125952)



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Date: January 21st, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: multi-colored violent nursing home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24874814)



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Date: January 24th, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic fluffy stage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24889280)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24963499)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

"EVERYONE WILL HEAR MUSIC UNTIL THE HOST JOINS THE MEETING" *listens to elevator music for 20 minutes, transported by its serenity* *finally notices that he dialed wrong dial in*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972917)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: unholy harsh feces

"Hi, this is Phil."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972922)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:19 AM
Author:  Slippery Dingle Berry Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561600)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt

Oh man, it's cold here. How's the weather where you are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25126572)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Dull cocky box office clown

It's freezing here on the west coast too! I had to wear a light jacket!

*polite chuckles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128868)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:24 AM
Author: Orchid at-the-ready telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977985)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Nubile Supple Menage Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128832)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: carnelian fiercely-loyal blood rage

*Hi everyone! This is shiteating lawyer #26. We got ANOTHER ice storm here in the south last night so I'm working remotely. Crazy! I'm ready for spring! Can everyone hear me ok on my blackberry? SORRY! THANKS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128841)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:49 PM
Author: Motley University Hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25130143)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25221729)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676283)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Citrine friendly grandma

*beep goes off*

"did someone just join"

*silence*

"I think that was my email. Sorry."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676290)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Elite Pea-brained Locale

*Ask local counsel very basic question about documents sent days in advance SPECIFICALLY for this convo* ... ... *slience*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786396)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good roast beef

http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/480149468218548225

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786645)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:53 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: ivory psychic



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:40 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Ocher Frum Rigpig Mediation

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Date: December 16th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995676)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995682)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered old irish cottage abode

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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Office

why did you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204111)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: massive razzmatazz double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705233)



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Date: November 4th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: slap-happy sienna field

On a call where this was just said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26647935)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: Domesticated autistic twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705218)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: Elite Pea-brained Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26895955)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Cerebral Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27320928)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Haunting Talented Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27628273)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: sickened windowlicker pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27628278)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author:  unhinged



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27707028)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Sable thirsty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28191925)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28390176)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: Boyish useless brakes people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29246281)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Chocolate fear-inspiring legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29434032)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Shrine Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365574)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: lime seedy electric furnace preventive strike

*awkwardly attempts small talk about the pro sports teams of other call participants*

"You Giants fans in San Fran probably aren't too hot on Eli right now, eh? Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365628)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Olive

*after mild kvetching about the weather*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365905)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author:  rough-skinned dysfunction

to anyone who actually cares who I am, this is the thread I (obviously) got my moniker from, and one of my old accounts poasted in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365915)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: snowy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732267)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Offensive obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#33793965)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Offensive obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#34519106)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Offensive obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35123487)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: magical chestnut crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342390)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Flesh self-centered sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35885540)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Offensive obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36971372)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Slimy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#37930506)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 10:50 PM
Author:  spruce international law enforcement agency gunner

Sapphire ratface must have posted some very naughty things itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#40642596)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: fuchsia passionate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676679)