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My trip to Chipotle (CHUNG)

True story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for the first time ...
donny (retired)
  12/06/12
Date: April 16th, 2012 2:29 PM Author: Wgwag Holy shit. ...
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:31 PM Author: CHUNG+ She's Asia...
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: Wgwag do u posses...
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: CHUNG+ In fact we...
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:33 PM Author: Wgwag true patrio...
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:37 PM Author: CHUNG+ I told y'a...
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:38 PM Author: Wgwag tru dat. lo...
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: CHUNG+ whitey dor...
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Date: December 6th, 2012 6:27 PM Author: beau (http:...
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"True story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for the first...
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this was DVP? lol
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never forget
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Date: December 6th, 2012 6:58 PM
Author: donny (retired)

True story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for the first time in a year because someone wanted to buy me and the gf lunch. Ordered a chicken salad, the semi-cute latina girl working the line gives me a smile and gives me a 50% additional helping of chicken. I don't particularly like Chipotle, didn't particularly want the chicken, but I knew xo cumskin dorks would be MAF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181731)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,.,:,.,.,:...:...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:.,


Date: April 16th, 2012 2:29 PM

Author: Wgwag

Holy shit. Race of gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475625)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181737)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,.,:,.,.,:...:...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:.,


Date: April 16th, 2012 2:31 PM

Author: CHUNG+

She's Asian, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475644)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181738)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,.,:,.,.,:...:...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:.,


Date: April 16th, 2012 2:32 PM

Author: Wgwag

do u possess a puppydood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475646)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181739)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,.,:,.,.,:...:...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:.,


Date: April 16th, 2012 2:32 PM

Author: CHUNG+

In fact we do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475653)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181740)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:33 PM

Author: Wgwag

true patriot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475659)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181742)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:35 PM

Author: Talk to Your Kids About the Dark Meat ( )

You're going to eat it, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475676)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181744)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,.,:,.,.,:...:...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:.,


Date: April 16th, 2012 2:37 PM

Author: CHUNG+

I told y'all MAF white dorks would be storming this thread in rage with lame jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475703)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181747)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:38 PM

Author: Wgwag

tru dat. look at his lame moniker lol. He can't even say it out loud in public

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475713)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181749)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2012 2:42 PM

Author: Talk to Your Kids About the Dark Meat ( )

*calls it a lame joke*

*eats dog while sniffing dirty panties from a vending machine like a typical asian freak*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475746)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181750)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,.,:,.,.,:...:...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:.,


Date: April 16th, 2012 2:43 PM

Author: CHUNG+

whitey dorks oh dey MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475750)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181753)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2012 6:27 PM

Author: beau

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#22181560)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181754)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: Deranged tinder pumo

"True story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for the first time in a year because someone wanted to buy me and the gf lunch. Ordered a chicken salad, the semi-cute latina girl working the line gives me a smile and gives me a 50% additional helping of chicken. I don't particularly like Chipotle, didn't particularly want the chicken, but I knew xo cumskin dorks would be MAF."

Here's why this post is so funny:

-First CHUNG points out he only went to Chipotle because someone wanted to buy him lunch there. lol @ anyone wanting to go out of their way to buy lunch for this psychotic Asian faggot

-Secondly, he casually drops in that it wasn't just him, but him AND "the gf." Not "my gf," but "the gf," as if you would read that and think "Oh of course, CHUNG's girlfriend, yeah it was obvious he had one, yeah."

-Then when he gets there he says, without shame or awareness of why this is so laughable, that he orders a "chicken salad." LOL. A what? I don't think I've ever heard anyone in Chipotle ever order a chicken salad. I imagine if I did the people behind the counter would just be like "what?"

-CHUNG has to mention that the Latina behind the counter is just "semi-cute." You know, she has to be cute, otherwise the story doesn't make CHUNG seem like a stud, but she can't be too cute, cause not just any chick can impress CHUNG. She has to be a real piece of ass to meet his standards.

-The girl then smiles. lol. Imagine if you can, an actual dumpy Asian dude who looks like Cho coming up and ordering a salad, and then the "semi-cute" Latina, who gets hit on all the time, smiles flirtatiously at this mouth-breather. It's like when guys in middle school told stories about how some hot girl was totally into them.

-After getting "50%" more chicken than he should have (again, this Latina girl sees numerous men pass through the line, but for this Asian dude she just can't resist heaping on more meat), CHUNG has to again mention he's not really a fan of Chipotle. It's like the dude who says "yeah, so this stripper starts blowing me. I didn't even want her to. She wasn't even THAT hot. Probably a 9, but whatever. I was bored."

This post is a work of brilliance in terms of the layered bullshit strung together as a middle schooler's narrative. Well done, CHUNG, well done.

(tl;dr: CHUNG has daydream and thinks he can convince people it really happened, like you'd expect from weird psychotic Asian shut-in)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181735)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: Megafund #QadirZeusMuhammad

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22538887)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#25184081)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:54 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Memph Bleek

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#26212389)



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Date: August 26th, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: NudeTateDillow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#26212479)



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Date: May 27th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Dr. Cool

holy shit, what was this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#27971661)



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Date: May 27th, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: LJL at wagecucks

Historic poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#27971679)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,..:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#28835429)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: {(o)}



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#28835570)



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Date: October 13th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: [account temporarily suspended]

devastation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#28955612)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,


this was DVP? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#32393045)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: \'\"\"\"\"



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Date: August 10th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Guy who poasts \"this\"

Lol'd at this randomly yesterday

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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:03 PM
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 11:30 AM

Author: MoreDoughHi

you actually went to burger king and laid down outside the front door with an opened can of tuna. then a cat came by and you gobbled it up like the 3rd world faggot you be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#21008225)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181758)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 12:08 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22538752)



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Date: December 2nd, 2019 11:14 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:03 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2012 10:42 AM

Author: ... ,. .,. ... ... ......

Sounds like she ran a great flame on you-Asian guy needs more meat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#21204780)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181759)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:04 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2012 7:11 PM

Author: Jimmy Pop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20477453)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2#22181761)



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Date: December 2nd, 2019 11:06 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2014 12:37 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 3:32 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 3:49 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Dr. Cool

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Date: January 17th, 2017 2:29 PM
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Date: January 17th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: ~~~~~~~-.-~~~~~~ ( )

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