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The greatest lawyer voicemail in the history of voicemails.

http://www.theconglomerate.org/files/monkey_scribe_voicemail...
Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag
  03/03/13
180...
Opaque exciting trailer park
  03/03/13
(monkey fucking scribe)
Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag
  03/03/13
(MONKEY FUCKING SCRIBE)
Opaque exciting trailer park
  03/03/13
Don't make me get my secretary on this deal bro.
Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag
  03/03/13
LOL
Opaque exciting trailer park
  03/03/13
Sounds like a uptight breh
Copper Water Buffalo
  03/03/13
You think?
Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag
  03/03/13
he's an alpha turdskin i believe
Soul-stirring nursing home
  03/03/13
LOL. No. http://www.mwe.com/ankur-gupta/
Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag
  03/03/13
This voicemail should be in his law firm bio.
Magical Turquoise Cuck
  03/03/13
...
exhilarant state keepsake machete
  03/04/13
he made partner, something you will never do
aromatic area
  03/03/13
I plan on going in-house bro.
Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag
  03/03/13
haha, he's an indian.. but he is ugly as sin.. WTF
Soul-stirring nursing home
  03/03/13
"but"?
exhilarant state keepsake machete
  03/04/13
Nearly 5 years later...yeah, but he was a 96 grad. Mid 90s ...
Yapping duck-like idiot
  02/19/18
That's this breh?
Copper Water Buffalo
  03/03/13
I believe that this is true. The voicemail is from 2004.
Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag
  03/03/13
He has one of those Muppet martians on his face.
infuriating university
  03/04/13
Sounds like :D.
charismatic sweet tailpipe mexican
  03/03/13
...
Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag
  03/03/13
I'd prefer this sort of interaction to the passive aggressiv...
excitant swollen theater stage toaster
  03/03/13
...
Unhinged supple space
  03/03/13
...
exhilarant state keepsake machete
  03/03/13
...
Vigorous gaped pozpig cruise ship
  03/04/13
Monkey brains are a delicacy in his homeland
at-the-ready ultramarine dragon dog poop
  03/04/13
...
Vigorous gaped pozpig cruise ship
  03/04/13
not completely untrue
Clear Indian Lodge Gaping
  03/04/13
Who is McShane?
Saffron spectacular casino
  03/04/13
http://www.mcshane.com/landing.html explore the mcshane c...
Clear Indian Lodge Gaping
  03/04/13
I remember when this came out. I got it at my firm the next ...
Iridescent philosopher-king genital piercing
  03/04/13
what a fucking foulmouth
exhilarant state keepsake machete
  03/04/13
...
marvelous sinister faggot firefighter
  11/16/17
...
Mind-boggling Factory Reset Button
  11/16/17
i believe this was Ben Affleck's first voice acting role
zippy legend associate
  11/16/17
...
zippy legend associate
  02/19/18
...
Heady chartreuse hospital
  06/12/18
...
Mind-boggling Factory Reset Button
  08/13/20
he sounds like a rabbi.
Self-absorbed Violent Skinny Woman
  08/13/20
...
Wonderful electric furnace field
  08/13/20
Sounds like the guy deserved it for changing shit on a docum...
impressive den athletic conference
  08/13/20
(guy who can be a monkey fucking scribe)
Mind-boggling Factory Reset Button
  08/13/20
...
shivering razzle lodge double fault
  08/13/20
That’s not market!
Jade jewess locale
  08/13/20
"We'll get one of our secretaries to handle it." ...
bateful claret goyim
  09/14/20
lawyer mixing up me/myself. sad!
house-broken jet business firm
  09/14/20


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Date: March 3rd, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag

http://www.theconglomerate.org/files/monkey_scribe_voicemail.wav

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744770)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:03 AM
Author: Opaque exciting trailer park

180...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744789)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag

(monkey fucking scribe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744794)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Opaque exciting trailer park

(MONKEY FUCKING SCRIBE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744798)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag

Don't make me get my secretary on this deal bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744806)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Opaque exciting trailer park

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744832)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Copper Water Buffalo

Sounds like a uptight breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744803)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag

You think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744810)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home

he's an alpha turdskin i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744815)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag

LOL. No.

http://www.mwe.com/ankur-gupta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744834)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Magical Turquoise Cuck

This voicemail should be in his law firm bio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744844)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: exhilarant state keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757441)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: aromatic area

he made partner, something you will never do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744845)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag

I plan on going in-house bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744850)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home

haha, he's an indian.. but he is ugly as sin.. WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744851)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: exhilarant state keepsake machete

"but"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757439)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 3:28 AM
Author: Yapping duck-like idiot

Nearly 5 years later...yeah, but he was a 96 grad. Mid 90s grad law firm service partners are the ultimate Gen X bootlickers. As juniors, the fact that they could use MS Word to turn documents was a GODSEND to their boomer partners who still couldn't quite grasp how the little gremlins inside the computer could tell when they had mistyped a word. Then they got to be up for partner in the mid-aughts heyday of post-Sarb-Ox PE free for all and the CDO bonanza. One of the most infuriating things about ITE was how common it was that a potted plant Gen X service partner was the guy they tasked with putting a bullet in the back of your head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#35435442)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Copper Water Buffalo

That's this breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744849)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag

I believe that this is true. The voicemail is from 2004.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744855)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: infuriating university

He has one of those Muppet martians on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757131)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe mexican

Sounds like :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744816)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Nofapping chrome antidepressant drug nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744885)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: excitant swollen theater stage toaster

I'd prefer this sort of interaction to the passive aggressive horseshit that normally rules the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744911)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Unhinged supple space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22750173)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 4:40 AM
Author: exhilarant state keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22745390)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: Vigorous gaped pozpig cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22756921)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready ultramarine dragon dog poop

Monkey brains are a delicacy in his homeland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22756948)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Vigorous gaped pozpig cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757093)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: Clear Indian Lodge Gaping

not completely untrue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757104)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: Saffron spectacular casino

Who is McShane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757114)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Clear Indian Lodge Gaping

http://www.mcshane.com/landing.html

explore the mcshane companies (sic) new family of websites

http://www.mcshanerealestate.com/leadership.aspx

meet the elder mcshane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757149)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Iridescent philosopher-king genital piercing

I remember when this came out. I got it at my firm the next day, I believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757386)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: exhilarant state keepsake machete

what a fucking foulmouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757415)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: marvelous sinister faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#34698201)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#34698210)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: zippy legend associate

i believe this was Ben Affleck's first voice acting role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#34698232)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: zippy legend associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#35435438)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Heady chartreuse hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#36231206)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752086)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Violent Skinny Woman

he sounds like a rabbi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752100)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:45 PM
Author: Wonderful electric furnace field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752178)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:32 PM
Author: impressive den athletic conference

Sounds like the guy deserved it for changing shit on a document after it had been agreed on. That's sneaky baby-lawyer shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752116)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Factory Reset Button

(guy who can be a monkey fucking scribe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752125)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:38 PM
Author: shivering razzle lodge double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752147)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: Jade jewess locale

That’s not market!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752176)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: bateful claret goyim

"We'll get one of our secretaries to handle it."

Oh, will you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40921208)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: house-broken jet business firm

lawyer mixing up me/myself. sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40921214)