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Want to get fired from biglaw

How do I go about this to maximize odds of getting pushed ou...
Contagious drab principal's office
  04/21/13
Just quit working, turn down any new projects, you can easil...
angry mahogany hairy legs base
  04/21/13
I have certain partners that are used to giving me work. Ho...
Contagious drab principal's office
  04/21/13
Any advice on this? I'm in same situation.
Smoky Circlehead Kitty
  09/30/13
Drag your feet on everything.
Contagious drab principal's office
  09/30/13
Ya if you start doing shitty job they will stop using you.
Indigo offensive theatre really tough guy
  10/02/13
file motions to recuse every federal judge in every open act...
hairless dashing deer antler dopamine
  09/30/13
The goal is to get gently nudged out with barrels full of se...
Contagious drab principal's office
  09/30/13
Yup this is what I'm trying to accomplish.
Smoky Circlehead Kitty
  09/30/13
a colorable argument could likely be made for most district ...
hairless dashing deer antler dopamine
  09/30/13
Just say you're too busy when ad hoc stuff comes up. Leave a...
Titillating Fat Ankles
  09/30/13
also roll in at 8:54 talking about how exhausted you are. be...
hairless dashing deer antler dopamine
  09/30/13
...
Laughsome sound barrier orchestra pit
  09/30/13
I am currently doing this / it works like a charm. Never res...
Orange lay selfie
  10/02/13
this cant possible be hard
Flirting obsidian nibblets boltzmann
  09/30/13
hit on a partner you may think is a closet-mo
Spruce bateful puppy
  10/01/13
this could backfire as quickly as this guy can unbuckle his ...
ruby parlor
  10/01/13
...
Contagious drab principal's office
  10/01/13
1.) if you won't suck a partner's dick for lifetime blackmai...
Spruce bateful puppy
  10/01/13
hmm, this is not the direction i thought u were taking, but ...
ruby parlor
  10/01/13
nigga this ain't a schtick, this is my life
Spruce bateful puppy
  10/01/13
carry on
ruby parlor
  10/01/13
what do you need to know? the nigga suck DICK! HE A GHOST WH...
Hairraiser cumskin
  10/02/13
This
Orange lay selfie
  10/02/13
I've been coming in at 11am, leaving at 6, and turning down ...
Crusty Police Squad
  10/02/13
lol
yapping snowy new version point
  10/02/13
This can honestly go on for over a year.
Contagious drab principal's office
  10/02/13
Well now I want to make sure I get my 25-30k bonus. 2.5 more...
Crusty Police Squad
  10/02/13
I started this in late July - I figure I will get my marchin...
Orange lay selfie
  10/02/13
yea, hoping mine happens after getting a fat bonus
Crusty Police Squad
  10/02/13
I finished July with almost 1700 hrs / so I am just coasting...
Orange lay selfie
  10/02/13
I want you to get fired from biglaw.
Coral Misunderstood Garrison
  10/02/13
UPDATE: Walked into work today at 10:40am, left work at 3:30...
Crusty Police Squad
  10/02/13
Easy. Step 1: Get bonus check Step 2: Start coming in ...
Charismatic Marketing Idea Theater
  10/02/13
Titca
Orange lay selfie
  10/02/13
Lol @ telling a partner you are depressed
Contagious drab principal's office
  10/02/13
What if you're about to be recruited on a huge project that ...
Smoky Circlehead Kitty
  10/03/13
bump. not really sure how to deal with this without making ...
Smoky Circlehead Kitty
  10/08/13
see: office space
sinister crystalline mood
  10/02/13
I fantasize this on a daily basis. Fuck biglaw partners eve...
Razzmatazz Psychic Laser Beams
  10/04/13
...
hilarious lodge
  07/03/20
why is biglaw bad
cerebral library
  07/03/20


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Date: April 21st, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Contagious drab principal's office

How do I go about this to maximize odds of getting pushed out with severance in the next 6-12 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#23050322)



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Date: April 21st, 2013 8:25 PM
Author: angry mahogany hairy legs base

Just quit working, turn down any new projects, you can easily coast 6 months billing almost nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#23050331)



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Date: April 21st, 2013 8:27 PM
Author: Contagious drab principal's office

I have certain partners that are used to giving me work. How do I avoid it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#23050337)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Smoky Circlehead Kitty

Any advice on this? I'm in same situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147006)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Contagious drab principal's office

Drag your feet on everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147014)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Indigo offensive theatre really tough guy

Ya if you start doing shitty job they will stop using you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24155228)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: hairless dashing deer antler dopamine

file motions to recuse every federal judge in every open active case the firm has because "the judge clearly favors jews over normal parties."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147030)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: Contagious drab principal's office

The goal is to get gently nudged out with barrels full of sev. dollars, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147058)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Smoky Circlehead Kitty

Yup this is what I'm trying to accomplish.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147079)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: hairless dashing deer antler dopamine

a colorable argument could likely be made for most district judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147291)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Titillating Fat Ankles

Just say you're too busy when ad hoc stuff comes up. Leave at 5 daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147089)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: hairless dashing deer antler dopamine

also roll in at 8:54 talking about how exhausted you are. be visibly excited about your lunch plans, daily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147301)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Laughsome sound barrier orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147318)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 5:52 PM
Author: Orange lay selfie

I am currently doing this / it works like a charm. Never respond to emails on the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24157439)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Flirting obsidian nibblets boltzmann

this cant possible be hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24147305)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Spruce bateful puppy

hit on a partner you may think is a closet-mo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24150735)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: ruby parlor

this could backfire as quickly as this guy can unbuckle his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24150763)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:22 PM
Author: Contagious drab principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24150779)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Spruce bateful puppy

1.) if you won't suck a partner's dick for lifetime blackmail, then you're an idiot.

2.) prepare in advance, make your "come on" subtle enough, and then you really have some blackmail shit on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24150832)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: ruby parlor

hmm, this is not the direction i thought u were taking, but now i see your moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24150853)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Spruce bateful puppy

nigga this ain't a schtick, this is my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24150857)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: ruby parlor

carry on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24150881)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser cumskin

what do you need to know? the nigga suck DICK! HE A GHOST WHO SUCK DICK!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24155304)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Orange lay selfie

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24159051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Crusty Police Squad

I've been coming in at 11am, leaving at 6, and turning down work. No luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24155214)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: yapping snowy new version point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24155287)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Contagious drab principal's office

This can honestly go on for over a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24155300)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Crusty Police Squad

Well now I want to make sure I get my 25-30k bonus. 2.5 more months...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24155473)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: Orange lay selfie

I started this in late July - I figure I will get my marching papers in jan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24157446)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 5:54 PM
Author: Crusty Police Squad

yea, hoping mine happens after getting a fat bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24157452)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 5:56 PM
Author: Orange lay selfie

I finished July with almost 1700 hrs / so I am just coasting at this point (bonus at 2k)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24157465)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: Coral Misunderstood Garrison

I want you to get fired from biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24155307)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 5:54 PM
Author: Crusty Police Squad

UPDATE: Walked into work today at 10:40am, left work at 3:30pm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24157449)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 5:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Marketing Idea Theater

Easy.

Step 1: Get bonus check

Step 2: Start coming in 9-5, bill very low hours

Step 3: Get talked to by partner, claim you've been feeling really depressed lately

Step 4: don't change a thing

Step 5: if not fired by late-summer, bill like a motherfucker to get bonus

Step 6: repeat and maybe this time you'll get fired

After step 1: contact headhunter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24157453)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 5:57 PM
Author: Orange lay selfie

Titca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24157468)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Contagious drab principal's office

Lol @ telling a partner you are depressed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24159082)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:48 PM
Author: Smoky Circlehead Kitty

What if you're about to be recruited on a huge project that will require crazy hours? Just flat out say no I can't help you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24165963)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Smoky Circlehead Kitty

bump. not really sure how to deal with this without making a huge scene out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24195795)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: sinister crystalline mood

see: office space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24159114)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Psychic Laser Beams

I fantasize this on a daily basis. Fuck biglaw partners everywhere, you make my life hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#24166255)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 3:23 AM
Author: hilarious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#40539736)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 3:25 AM
Author: cerebral library

why is biglaw bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2236640&forum_id=2#40539739)