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Zimmerman's uncle: "jorge was screaming por his vida"
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:09 PM Author: insanely creepy razzmatazz stage international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552389) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:09 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
lol @ this testimony--are we supposed to believe this crap? |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:10 PM Author: Confused Patrolman he seems credible IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552397) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:13 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
*Half-listens to muffled background screams on a shitty tape recording played through an old TV which are of such poor quality that even trained professionals can't say who was screaming*
*Doesn't know any context about the TV program*
*Is instantly taken in, whips around to wife*
"AYE DIO MIOS--THAT'S MY BELOVED JORGE! I WOULD RECOGNIZE THAT MUFFLED, POOR QUALITY RECORDING OF HYSTERICAL BACKGROUND SCREAMING ANYWHERE! BUT IT CANNOT BE JORGE, FOR WHAT WOULD HE BE DOING ON EL TELEVISOR?!" |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:13 PM Author: Confused Patrolman it rebuts Trayvon's family identifying of the voice, if anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552437) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:15 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
Thanks for lesson in what legal purpose this testimony serves, bro. I was really confused about that point, and I wasn't instead commenting on how unbelievable the account itself was. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:16 PM Author: Confused Patrolman how is it any less credible than Trayvon's dumbass parents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552461) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:17 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
"B-B-B-BUT BUSH!!!!!"
Don't be dumb. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:17 PM Author: Confused Patrolman huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552474) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:19 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
Sorry that was a little too oblique, I realize that you are stupid. Let me be blunt: What the fuck does the testimony of Trayvon Martin's parents have to do with whether the testimony of Uncle Castro is believable? Are you under the mistaken impression that I have ever said I found the former testimony believable? Or does your tiny brain not understand that it is possible to criticize the credibility of the latter without impliedly making any comment on the credibility of the former? |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:21 PM Author: Useless University The purpose is to present doubt as to Trayvons parent's testimony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552497) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:22 PM Author: Confused Patrolman this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552506) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:22 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
...which Mom already did in a very straightforward and believable fashion. Uncle's only purpose is to bolster that doubt, which may have backfired because his story is pretty outlandish. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:21 PM Author: Confused Patrolman jurors weigh credibility of witnesses against each other, idiot
this jury will absolutely weigh Jorge vs. Tacy/whatever the fuck Trayvon's dad's name is
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:23 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
(Actual retard) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:23 PM Author: Confused Patrolman you're done here, idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552515) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:26 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
Just no. You're wrong, sorry. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:20 PM Author: Useless University Instead of semi-retired, it should read semi-retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552489) |
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Date: July 14th, 2014 6:07 AM Author: titillating high-end state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#25928039) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:13 PM Author: Pontificating associate Seriously? It's horseshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552436) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:20 PM Author: Zippy filthpig love of her life It's horseshit to +1SD - +2SD xoers. To the jury? They LOVE that guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552492) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:10 PM Author: Trip Boiling Water couple of the jurors are hispanic. they like this witness, guaranteed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552409) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:11 PM Author: Useless University Why not? Does it not bring a reasonable doubt? Also it would make more sense that pussy zimmerman would be screaming help as his face gets pummeled. Why would Trayvon scream that while he was punching zimmerman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552415) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:12 PM Author: hideous messiness corner this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552420) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:14 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
I tend to believe that Zimmerman was screaming. I highly, highly doubt this man's account of how he "instantly recognized, 100%, that that was George" in the context in which his first encounter with the recording allegedly went down. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:15 PM Author: Zippy filthpig love of her life DO JU DOUBT HEEZ AYTHICS MANG? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552457) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:22 PM Author: coiffed range crotch the mexican female juror believes it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552511) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:12 PM Author: Zippy filthpig love of her life as opposed to sybrina fulton? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552425) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:12 PM Author: Zippy filthpig love of her life or rachel jeantel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552427) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:12 PM Author: Zippy filthpig love of her life or shiping bao? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552429) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:10 PM Author: Useless University love that mixed usage of english and spanish, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552403) |
Date: July 5th, 2013 5:10 PM Author: Exhilarant Kink-friendly Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552399) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:10 PM Author: Talented school cafeteria *a rooster clucks across the room* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552408) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:11 PM Author: honey-headed stimulating senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552410) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:15 PM Author: Bateful church building cuckoldry George's Tio is a badass wit dem creds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552455) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:16 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
This is a def a gamble bro. If I was on the jury, this actually makes me think that George's family is shadier, now because I find this account so hard to believe. As a result I'm going to cast a more skeptical eye to everything they say. Defense may have overplayed their hand with this. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:18 PM Author: Useless University yes, if that was the defenses job to "make it more believable". Just forget that the burden is on the prosecution BRD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552478) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:20 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
...have you ever heard of an affirmative defense? |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:21 PM Author: laughsome orchestra pit headpube have you heard of florida law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552502) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:22 PM Author: Useless University you are so dumb, you are really dumb, fo real.
In Florida the burden is on the prosecution to prove BRD that Zimmerman was not in reasonable fear of danger regarding serious bodily injury once the defense has raised a plausible self defense claim. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:24 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
"once the defense has raised a plausible self defense claim"
...which they are still in the process of doing, given that this is LITERALLY THE SECOND WITNESS IN THEIR CASE IN CHIEF AND THEY ARE STILL COVERING THE VERY FIRST POINT THAT THEY HAVE RAISED.
But you're right I'm totally retarded. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:26 PM Author: Useless University Yes, you just continually self-pwn. Please tell me you did not go to law school and have not passed the bar. You are embarrassing yourself on this law tweet-chat-blog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552529) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:28 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
Bro people like you make it very hard to support Zimmerman. Guess what: in reality, from an objective perspective, the prosecutor has had some very fine moments, O'Mara has fucked up numerous times, and there has been (and will continue to be) testimony presented in this case that is damaging for the defense. Sorry you're so biased that you can't see any of this, and so angry and butthurt about this topic that you can't afford to look at things objectively. Sane people are capable of being a little more even-handed in their assessment, you should try it sometime. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:31 PM Author: Useless University Honestly, I thought Zimmerman profiled Trayvon or was at least just a trigger happy vigilante. That was before I started following the case.
This case is a joke and your "legal analysis" is even more suspect. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:33 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552433
Real talk: You can think I'm dumb as fuck and don't know shit about the law, but if you believe that story it's pretty clear that we have a pot/kettle situation going on in the intelligence department. That's all that needs to be said. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:36 PM Author: Useless University Who said I believed that Zimmerman's uncle actually believed it was his nephew. I do, however, believe that it is more likely that Zimmerman was screaming for help. He was getting his ass beat up.
The most credible eye-witness and the only one to see the action before the gun shot saw Trayvon mounting Zimerman MMA style and doing a "ground and pound". Which of course corroborates Zimmermans story and injuries.
This is all evidence which I think proves more likely than not that Zimmerman acted out of self-defense (which of course is neither the burden nor the standard). The burden of proof is on the prosecution BRD, which you have already shown your ignorance of in this thread. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:39 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
(Guy who doesn't actually want to say that he believes the Uncle's account--the patent ridiculoussnes of which literally the *only* point that I raised in this thread--because even he realizes that it's obviously horseshit, but nevertheless wants to throw up strawmen and argue about them)
You're done here. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:41 PM Author: Useless University The point is that the defense does not have to make you believe anything. Just raise reasonable doubt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552641) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:44 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
PS: It's only "reasonable" doubt if you actually find the witness to be credible enough to believe, genius. Or did you skip that day of law school? Even an obvious retard who probably failed the LSAT like me knows that. My whole point is that Uncle Fajita's outlandish bull story sounds like a segment straight off of a bad episode of "Truth of Fiction?" |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:23 PM Author: Zippy filthpig love of her life http://www.ohioverticals.com/blogs/akron_law_cafe/2012/04/zimmermans-low-burden-of-proof-on-the-issue-of-self-defense/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552516) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:19 PM Author: hideous messiness corner What account? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552484) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:19 PM Author: Pontificating associate But you're not a 50 year old housewife with 3 cats who loves dramatic Law &Order moments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552485) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:19 PM Author: Confused Patrolman *finds it hard to believe that a family member could identify another family member's scream* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552486) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:21 PM Author: cerise stage have you listened to the tape? i couldn't tell you if that was my own twin brother. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:20 PM Author: cerise stage srsly. they shouldn't have even let this guy testify. this is ludicrous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552490) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:23 PM Author: Confused Patrolman TBF pwnd badly ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552519) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:26 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
Brother I have been pwned before on this board and I will be pwned again on this board and I will tell you right now I was not pwned ITT. If you listened to that testimony and you were like "oh yeah I totally believe every word of that no questions about whether this guy is making up a bullshit story to save his nephew" you are an idiot. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:27 PM Author: Confused Patrolman you dont understand proles and hispanics and other average people on juries. nothing about that guy was incredible. and like someone else said, the hispanic jurors will LOVE an old school Peruvian like that fucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552540) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:30 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552433
I don't want to argue about whether this particular jury is dumb enough to buy that story or not. Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. We'll see.
My point is that this story is objectively dumb as fuck and highly unbelievable to anyone who is actually intelligent and willing to be objective, and if *you* buy it then we should be gchatting about some promising real estate development opportunities I have that you may be interested in if you're willing to PayPal me some downpayments upfront. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:31 PM Author: Shimmering heaven They chose him and zim's mother over zim's father or brothers because they are full on Mestizo. He did a good job of sounding like a consummate professional and his thick accent will play well with the Hispanic juror. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552558) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:32 PM Author: Confused Patrolman this. it isnt fucking rocket science (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552568) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:34 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
(Brilliant strategists who are SURE that Rubio is going to swing the Mexican vote if the Republicans will just nominate him for 2016) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:34 PM Author: Confused Patrolman jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552582) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:35 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
Stole the words right out of my mouth. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:37 PM Author: Shimmering heaven lol you fucking retard. Zim's uncle is the type of guy you bring to career day at some rough high school in East LA and you drape a banner behind him that says "Todos es Possibles!" Why do you think the prosecutor got up and immediately sought to strike the guy's background? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552612) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:38 PM Author: Useless University lol, but you forgot your upside down exclamation point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552622) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:40 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
Right, and I was loving him... right up until he relayed this fucking redonkuluous account of how he first heard the audio recording http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552433 and then it was clear that while he's probably an awesome dude, he's totally full of shit as a witness in this case.
All he needs are a few references to the Virgin Mary commanding him to stop looking at the computer and pay attention to the news and maybe a miraculous vision of Jesus Christ himself weeping on the couch next to his wife as the audio was played on the news and we would be good to go for a real authentic South American bull session. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:44 PM Author: Zippy filthpig love of her life Of course you're right not to believe him. It's horseshit. But I'm tellin' you man, it's a jury. They will eat that shit up from a guy like him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552655) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:46 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
Juries are unpredictable. Maybe they will, maybe they won't. But I know enough to know that juries can also be surprisingly adept at sussing out bullshit, and if they think you're lying to them they will hate you. Defense could gain a lot if the jury buys this, but they're definitely playing with fire. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:47 PM Author: Zippy filthpig love of her life I can agree with that, but I think it's less likely that they're going to call bullshit on this (even though we both agree that they should) than you do. Otherwise yeah, sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552688) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:51 PM Author: Shimmering heaven If this jury is as adept as you say they are then they'll also find that Martin's family was also lying about knowing who made those screams. Worst case scenario is that both sides cancel out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301355&forum_id=2#23552708) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:59 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
...except that Zim's mom was very believable, so in that case the defense would have been up if they had stopped while they were ahead instead of also hauling out Uncle Reyes and making the Zimmerman family look like they're just as full of shit as the Martin family. Which is kind of my point here. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 6:01 PM Author: Confused Patrolman nothing about that guy smacked of lying
he really believes what he said, imo |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 6:02 PM Author: Aromatic jet-lagged people who are hurt puppy To be fair,
(except for the fact that his story actually made me guffaw) |
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