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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Bull headed charismatic depressive
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Bull headed charismatic depressive
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Bull headed charismatic depressive
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TMF bump.
Bull headed charismatic depressive
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Bull headed charismatic depressive
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Bull headed charismatic depressive
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge
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yea, yep
Massive pisswyrm base
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
glassy hospital turdskin
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge
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180
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Bull headed charismatic depressive
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Bull headed charismatic depressive
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I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Still love this thread
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: rose disturbing national

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Navy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Adventurous burgundy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: spruce church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Massive pisswyrm base

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Massive pisswyrm base

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: glassy hospital turdskin

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling gold tanning salon toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling gold tanning salon toaster

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: high-end twisted athletic conference

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sadistic lodge

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Stimulating kitchen electric furnace

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: sickened silver property chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Violet soul-stirring place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Crystalline sound barrier temple

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Violet soul-stirring place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: sickened silver property chad

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: lavender church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: ruby bisexual prole newt

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Rusted Motley Mother

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: plum gas station ape

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: brilliant bawdyhouse

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: fuchsia parlour mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: plum gas station ape

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: exciting lake striped hyena fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Bull headed charismatic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Cobalt Vivacious Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#40109035)