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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon
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Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon
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TMF bump.
Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
poppy mischievous hall
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
poppy mischievous hall
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
poppy mischievous hall
  10/25/14
yea, yep
magical stimulating principal's office
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
comical topaz messiness
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
poppy mischievous hall
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180
Jet-lagged new version state
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
poppy mischievous hall
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: spectacular orange public bath hunting ground

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: twisted curious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Mentally impaired burgundy stead laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: yapping faggot firefighter selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: magical stimulating principal's office

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: poppy mischievous hall

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: poppy mischievous hall

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: poppy mischievous hall

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: magical stimulating principal's office

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: comical topaz messiness

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: poppy mischievous hall

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Jet-lagged new version state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: poppy mischievous hall

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged new version state

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: contagious piazza striped hyena

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: poppy mischievous hall

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Puce Rough-skinned Church Building

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Odious Lay Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: slap-happy boyish station immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: transparent big church karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Plum psychic

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: transparent big church karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: slap-happy boyish station immigrant

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Floppy Pontificating Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: silver sick old irish cottage

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: multi-colored startled institution friendly grandma

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained ebony temple haunted graveyard

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Magenta adulterous yarmulke forum

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: seedy canary kitchen useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Racy cyan crackhouse incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Pea-brained ebony temple haunted graveyard

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Excitant Low-t Factory Reset Button Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Obsidian outnumbered garrison dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Brindle menage doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#40109035)