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Goyim | Wonder Bread | Mayonnaise

It is one of the extraordinary aspects of the film that ''Ha...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  07/28/13
Hel yeah i love dat cock gimme dat dick mmmmm penis
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Naomi Bat Osaka
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Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
why don't jewish people like mayonnaise and white bread? cl...
Haha.
  03/06/15
(prole goy) there's nothing more goyishe than whitebread.
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
but don't jews eat a lot of weird shitty food. when i look i...
Haha.
  03/06/15
white bread and mayo are kosher. we can eat it. we just dont...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
please consider panel 1: http://i.imgur.com/0UpbIGw.jpg
tamerlane
  03/06/15
180^180
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
omg dbg I know. My born-again Christian friend puts mayo on ...
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
chinese food? you have got to be shitting me.
cyberpunk novel presciently describing FetLife
  03/06/15
nope totally true. She puts it on her egg foo young. Yes I k...
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
omg, that's disgusting. your mistake is being friends w j...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
no they love Jews. I never met people who seem to love Jews ...
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
180 mfcr. why do goyim have no sense of humor? my mom and i ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
I cannot answer that... and I've known some pretty smart one...
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
cr cold elite wasps also have no sense of humor, but they...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
Jews hate evangelical Christians. they are incapable of beha...
.,.,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,.
  03/06/15
there's just something about evangies that creeps us out and...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
http://www.religionnews.com/2014/07/18/commentary-evangelica...
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
LOL, the only Catholics who put mayo on wonderbread are the ...
gaggle of IvyLeaguers from a Aaron Sorkin script
  03/06/15
wonderbread is fortified with vitamins and helped end malnou...
.,.,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,.
  03/06/15
it is not at all the same thing as mayo
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
doesn't it contain a lot of the same shit though
.,.,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,.
  03/06/15
cr. jews have horseradish on passover. not mayo.
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
you can literally just mix spices into mayo and make it hors...
mick taylor
  03/06/15
jews dont boycott mayo. they just dont eat mayo by itself on...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
Jew here. Mayo definitely adds value to a hamburger.
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jew or no jew, you must be eating shitty burgers. THE best b...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
THE best burger is at the Minetta Tavern. Just fyi.
jellied eel and mash sandwich
  03/06/15
horseradish =/= mayo
reviewing a junior associate's work
  03/06/15
wtf is going on in this thread nobody is even denying tha...
mick taylor
  03/06/15
you = prole goyim
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
so it doesn't taste good? i don't get it
mick taylor
  03/06/15
it's just goyishe.
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
what if it's just a schmear of mayo
mick taylor
  03/06/15
oxymoron?
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
180
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
this is kind of pathetic, like when black people say white p...
Haha.
  03/06/15
it's funny because black ppl smell when the weather's perfec...
mick taylor
  03/06/15
lol srsly, wtf are they even talking abt
Haha.
  03/06/15
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Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
mayo is pretty good on turkey sandwiches
flyfisher110
  03/06/15
mayo is a good base for a lot of ashkenazi cold salads, part...
reviewing a junior associate's work
  03/06/15
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Haha.
  03/06/15
It's the overwhelming prevalence in goyishe sandwich prepara...
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
it's also a base for russian dressing on reubens. this is no...
reviewing a junior associate's work
  03/06/15
russian dressing on rye bread =/= mayo on wonder bread
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
as i said above, jews dont boycott mayo. mayo is mainly goyi...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
see reuben comment above. my pollack great aunt used to make...
reviewing a junior associate's work
  03/06/15
just responded above that russian dressing on rye bread =/= ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
you're still calling mayo on sandwiches goyishe which isn't ...
reviewing a junior associate's work
  03/06/15
you're not getting it. http://tgm123.com/wp-content/theme...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
You're putting in a valiant effort son, but they're just not...
Mrs.Miller
  03/06/15
no we get it, it's just the equivalent of saying "kikes...
mick taylor
  03/06/15
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/12/mayonnaise_h...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/06/15
even as a WASP, I know to eat my corned beef on rye with mus...
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Date: July 28th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

It is one of the extraordinary aspects of the film that ''Hannah and Her Sisters'' is most secure when it's being least self-consciously funny. Mr. Allen skates very near the edge of any reality when we see Mickey, who's planning to convert to Catholicism, return to his apartment with a newly purchased crucifix and a portrait of a soulful Christ, as well as a jar of Hellman's mayonnaise and a loaf of Wonder Bread.

http://www.nytimes.com/1986/02/09/movies/film-view-woody-allen-tops-himself-again.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#23738340)



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Date: July 28th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: .,.,.,,..,.,;;.,.,.,..::,..,.,:,.,:....:.,:..:,


Hel yeah i love dat cock gimme dat dick mmmmm penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#23738342)



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Date: July 28th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#23738457)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441510)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Haha.

why don't jewish people like mayonnaise and white bread?

club sandwich on toasted white bread is fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441528)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

(prole goy)

there's nothing more goyishe than whitebread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441567)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Haha.

but don't jews eat a lot of weird shitty food. when i look in the jewish section of my grocery store, it looks worse than white bread. it's all cheap crap like this:

http://pics2.ds-static.com/prodimg/330970/300.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441615)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

white bread and mayo are kosher. we can eat it. we just dont. (we eat mayo mixed in with other stuff all the time; it's just goyishe to have mayo and white bread on a sandwich.)

and jews dont buy matzah other than for passover. that's 8 days a year. almost everything that's packaged food in the grocery store is kosher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441636)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: tamerlane

please consider panel 1: http://i.imgur.com/0UpbIGw.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441547)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441555)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

omg dbg I know. My born-again Christian friend puts mayo on everything, and lots of it. Including I kid you not on lasagna and Chinese food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441716)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: cyberpunk novel presciently describing FetLife

chinese food? you have got to be shitting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441756)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

nope totally true. She puts it on her egg foo young. Yes I know someone who actually orders egg foo young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441776)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

omg, that's disgusting.

your mistake is being friends w jesus freaks who want to kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441874)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

no they love Jews. I never met people who seem to love Jews so much yet totally misunderstand them. And she's always trying to show how much she loves us... told me that when she gets to heaven she will drink what she calls temple wine. (She doesn't drink at all now). What is temple wine I asked. She said the kind the rabbi blesses. Upon further questioning I learned she means that sickeningly sweet concord grape Manischewitz stuff. I told her if you don't let Jews into heaven you can't have our wine either. Goyim have no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441949)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

180 mfcr. why do goyim have no sense of humor? my mom and i were discussing that a couple weeks ago, making fun of my brother's shiksa ex and her family. what is it with them? is it just low iq that precludes them from having any wit or cynicism or just a goy culture where they dont joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441964)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

I cannot answer that... and I've known some pretty smart ones too, still with minimal sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441983)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

cr

cold elite wasps also have no sense of humor, but they have their own issues.

regular smart non-wasp goyim (if that's not an oxymoron) still have no sense of humor, as you say. i just dont get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442008)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: .,.,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,.


Jews hate evangelical Christians. they are incapable of behaving rationally when evangelical Christians are mentioned, as both DBG and perish exhibit in this thread

evangelical Christians love Jews

this is a hilarious dynamic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441960)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

there's just something about evangies that creeps us out and precludes us from trusting them. they just seem so bizarre and creepy and make us uncomfortable. evangies have this look in their eyes that you can spot from a mile away, and it's fucking scary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441975)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

http://www.religionnews.com/2014/07/18/commentary-evangelicals-love-jews-case-unrequited-love/

This doesn't go into much depth, but he does hit it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442006)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: gaggle of IvyLeaguers from a Aaron Sorkin script

LOL, the only Catholics who put mayo on wonderbread are the irish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441774)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: .,.,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,.


wonderbread is fortified with vitamins and helped end malnourishment-related disease in much of rural America in the 40's. respect wonderbread, is all I ask.

mayo is disgusting shit I don't know why anyone eats it or why it is a default option on many burgers

I will confess that I sometimes enjoy horseradish, which is basically the same thing as mayo :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441799)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

it is not at all the same thing as mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441872)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: .,.,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,.


doesn't it contain a lot of the same shit though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441875)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

cr.

jews have horseradish on passover. not mayo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441877)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: mick taylor (a hard rain's gonna fall)

you can literally just mix spices into mayo and make it horseradish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441881)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

jews dont boycott mayo. they just dont eat mayo by itself on sandwiches. that's for prole goyim.

kosher "sushi" restaurants have spicy tuna/salmon rolls with mayo all the time, for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441904)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Jew here. Mayo definitely adds value to a hamburger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441892)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

jew or no jew, you must be eating shitty burgers. THE best burger in MFH (pj clarke's) doesnt need anything other than caramelized. its own juices and the juices of the onions soak the bun and that's delightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441924)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 5:40 PM
Author: jellied eel and mash sandwich

THE best burger is at the Minetta Tavern. Just fyi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27443032)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: reviewing a junior associate's work

horseradish =/= mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441923)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: mick taylor (a hard rain's gonna fall)

wtf is going on in this thread

nobody is even denying that this tastes 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441835)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

you = prole goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441882)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: mick taylor (a hard rain's gonna fall)

so it doesn't taste good? i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441894)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

it's just goyishe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441931)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: mick taylor (a hard rain's gonna fall)

what if it's just a schmear of mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441941)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

oxymoron?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441956)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441977)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Haha.

this is kind of pathetic, like when black people say white people 'smell like dogs' when they get wet in the rain or something, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441849)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: mick taylor (a hard rain's gonna fall)

it's funny because black ppl smell when the weather's perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441863)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Haha.

lol srsly, wtf are they even talking abt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441930)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441950)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: flyfisher110

mayo is pretty good on turkey sandwiches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441895)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: reviewing a junior associate's work

mayo is a good base for a lot of ashkenazi cold salads, particularly egg and tuna. i don't understand how this is goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441927)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Haha.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441937)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

It's the overwhelming prevalence in goyishe sandwich preparation, and on other foods. Listen to your DBG here... it's not a boycott.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441965)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: reviewing a junior associate's work

it's also a base for russian dressing on reubens. this is not goy and just because dbg asserts himself as the biggest kike on here doesn't make it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441988)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

russian dressing on rye bread =/= mayo on wonder bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442021)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

as i said above, jews dont boycott mayo. mayo is mainly goyishe when put on a sandwich; the combo of mayo and white bread is the quintessential goy food. jews mix mayo in with other stuff. that's different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27441997)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: reviewing a junior associate's work

see reuben comment above. my pollack great aunt used to make homemade, yolky mayonnaise all the time. i'm actually outraged by this misinformation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442010)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

just responded above that russian dressing on rye bread =/= mayo on wonder bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442026)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: reviewing a junior associate's work

you're still calling mayo on sandwiches goyishe which isn't true. maybe i'm overly committed to mayo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442054)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

you're not getting it.

http://tgm123.com/wp-content/themes/shopperpress/thumbs/hellmanns-mayo-30-oz1.jpg

=/=

http://online.wsj.com/media/082611NYPOW08_J.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442133)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: Mrs.Miller

You're putting in a valiant effort son, but they're just not getting it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442057)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: mick taylor (a hard rain's gonna fall)

no we get it, it's just the equivalent of saying "kikes like to eat compressed bread, LOL so jewish"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442102)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/12/mayonnaise_hatred_a_brief_history_of_mayo_and_disgust.html

“Anytime somebody orders a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise, somewhere in the world, a Jew dies,” goes one version of the old Milton Berle joke. The joke works on two levels: It may be that the Jew is dying out of horror at a clueless deli patron, since everyone knows corned beef goes with mustard and rye. Or it may be that the Jew is dying because she herself has chosen mayo and white, and therefore is no longer a Jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#27442876)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 8:53 AM
Author: ..,..,..,...,,,...,..,.,,.,..,.,,


even as a WASP, I know to eat my corned beef on rye with mustard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#29475481)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#29474994)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2323130&forum_id=2#36414465)