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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
irradiated magical hunting ground gas station
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Jet-lagged Base Kitty Cat
  08/16/13
I hate this
White Dragon Famous Landscape Painting
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
irradiated magical hunting ground gas station
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Jet-lagged Base Kitty Cat
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
indecent floppy blood rage
  08/16/13
180
Lascivious balding school cafeteria
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
indecent floppy blood rage
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
deranged parlor
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Jet-lagged Base Kitty Cat
  08/16/13
...
irradiated magical hunting ground gas station
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
indecent floppy blood rage
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
smoky impressive area pozpig
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
irradiated magical hunting ground gas station
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
indecent floppy blood rage
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
deranged parlor
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
greedy yapping location boltzmann
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
deranged parlor
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Cerebral piazza
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
deranged parlor
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Cerebral piazza
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
deranged parlor
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Cerebral piazza
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
deranged parlor
  08/17/13
lol God
jade insane cumskin
  04/30/14
cr
jade insane cumskin
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Haunting electric tank institution
  04/30/14
this is correct
drunken site nowag
  05/17/17
...
Unhinged Iridescent Sound Barrier Dilemma
  05/27/17
blast from the past
indecent floppy blood rage
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Well-lubricated whorehouse
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
smoky impressive area pozpig
  08/16/13
explain
Aromatic trailer park
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
jade insane cumskin
  08/16/13
Lol
Heady Laser Beams Point
  02/19/16
ha
Mind-boggling Insecure Goyim Dopamine
  02/19/16
...
Unhinged Iridescent Sound Barrier Dilemma
  05/17/17
...
misunderstood theatre legal warrant
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
marvelous ruby jew
  08/16/13
...
marvelous ruby jew
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Charismatic Haunted Graveyard
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
marvelous ruby jew
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
self-centered frozen candlestick maker
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Aquamarine Judgmental Telephone
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
deranged parlor
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
jade insane cumskin
  04/30/14
...
Unhinged Iridescent Sound Barrier Dilemma
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Trip adulterous idiot
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Deep rigor
  05/17/17
no.
Salmon Nibblets
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
indecent floppy blood rage
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Mind-boggling Insecure Goyim Dopamine
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
alcoholic lay macaca
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
indecent floppy blood rage
  05/27/17
Rad.
supple cruise ship
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: irradiated magical hunting ground gas station

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Base Kitty Cat

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: White Dragon Famous Landscape Painting

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: irradiated magical hunting ground gas station

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Base Kitty Cat

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: indecent floppy blood rage

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Lascivious balding school cafeteria

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: indecent floppy blood rage

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: deranged parlor

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Base Kitty Cat

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: irradiated magical hunting ground gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: indecent floppy blood rage

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: smoky impressive area pozpig

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: irradiated magical hunting ground gas station

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: indecent floppy blood rage

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: deranged parlor

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: greedy yapping location boltzmann

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: deranged parlor

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Cerebral piazza

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: deranged parlor

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Cerebral piazza

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: deranged parlor

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Cerebral piazza

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: deranged parlor

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: jade insane cumskin

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: jade insane cumskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Haunting electric tank institution

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: drunken site nowag

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Unhinged Iridescent Sound Barrier Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: indecent floppy blood rage

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Well-lubricated whorehouse

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: smoky impressive area pozpig

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Aromatic trailer park

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: jade insane cumskin

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Heady Laser Beams Point

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Insecure Goyim Dopamine

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Unhinged Iridescent Sound Barrier Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: misunderstood theatre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: marvelous ruby jew

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: marvelous ruby jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Haunted Graveyard

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: marvelous ruby jew

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: self-centered frozen candlestick maker

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine Judgmental Telephone

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: deranged parlor

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: jade insane cumskin

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Unhinged Iridescent Sound Barrier Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Trip adulterous idiot

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Deep rigor

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Salmon Nibblets

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: indecent floppy blood rage

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Insecure Goyim Dopamine

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: alcoholic lay macaca

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: indecent floppy blood rage

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: supple cruise ship

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)