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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
bat shit crazy comical pervert
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Grizzly boiling water stage
  08/16/13
I hate this
Sticky bateful water buffalo
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
bat shit crazy comical pervert
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Grizzly boiling water stage
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version
  08/16/13
180
red national security agency meetinghouse
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
bright tanning salon elastic band
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Grizzly boiling water stage
  08/16/13
...
bat shit crazy comical pervert
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
cracking digit ratio
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
bat shit crazy comical pervert
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
bright tanning salon elastic band
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Bull headed chest-beating business firm mediation
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
bright tanning salon elastic band
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Hot dead resort voyeur
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
bright tanning salon elastic band
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Hot dead resort voyeur
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
bright tanning salon elastic band
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Hot dead resort voyeur
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
bright tanning salon elastic band
  08/17/13
lol God
big dun faggot firefighter
  04/30/14
cr
big dun faggot firefighter
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Electric spruce brunch pozpig
  04/30/14
this is correct
appetizing stead
  05/17/17
...
Dashing outnumbered mood
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
coiffed gas station boistinker
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
cracking digit ratio
  08/16/13
explain
fragrant lavender set coldplay fan
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
big dun faggot firefighter
  08/16/13
Lol
Hairless Bat-shit-crazy Potus Principal's Office
  02/19/16
ha
turquoise stimulating market
  02/19/16
...
Dashing outnumbered mood
  05/17/17
...
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  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Alcoholic patrolman kitty cat
  08/16/13
...
Alcoholic patrolman kitty cat
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
excitant misanthropic stain trailer park
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Alcoholic patrolman kitty cat
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Aromatic Sinister Haunted Graveyard
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
wonderful irate regret organic girlfriend
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
bright tanning salon elastic band
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
big dun faggot firefighter
  04/30/14
...
Dashing outnumbered mood
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Racy blue base
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
multi-colored crackhouse
  05/17/17
no.
apoplectic indigo abode
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
turquoise stimulating market
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
walnut goyim casino
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version
  05/27/17
Rad.
Heady big-titted rehab
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: bat shit crazy comical pervert

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Grizzly boiling water stage

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Sticky bateful water buffalo

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: bat shit crazy comical pervert

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Grizzly boiling water stage

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: red national security agency meetinghouse

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: bright tanning salon elastic band

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Grizzly boiling water stage

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: bat shit crazy comical pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: cracking digit ratio

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: bat shit crazy comical pervert

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: bright tanning salon elastic band

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Bull headed chest-beating business firm mediation

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: bright tanning salon elastic band

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Hot dead resort voyeur

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: bright tanning salon elastic band

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Hot dead resort voyeur

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: bright tanning salon elastic band

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Hot dead resort voyeur

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: bright tanning salon elastic band

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: big dun faggot firefighter

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: big dun faggot firefighter

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Electric spruce brunch pozpig

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: appetizing stead

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Dashing outnumbered mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: coiffed gas station boistinker

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: cracking digit ratio

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: fragrant lavender set coldplay fan

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: big dun faggot firefighter

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Hairless Bat-shit-crazy Potus Principal's Office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: turquoise stimulating market

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Dashing outnumbered mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: fuchsia concupiscible deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman kitty cat

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: excitant misanthropic stain trailer park

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman kitty cat

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Aromatic Sinister Haunted Graveyard

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: wonderful irate regret organic girlfriend

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: bright tanning salon elastic band

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: big dun faggot firefighter

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Dashing outnumbered mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Racy blue base

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: multi-colored crackhouse

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: apoplectic indigo abode

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating market

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: walnut goyim casino

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Reading Party New Version

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Heady big-titted rehab

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)