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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Doobsian Associate
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Aggressive Theater Sweet Tailpipe
  08/16/13
I hate this
Beady-eyed Green Public Bath Prole
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Doobsian Associate
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Aggressive Theater Sweet Tailpipe
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression
  08/16/13
180
Amber haunted graveyard private investor
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Crystalline gas station reading party
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Aggressive Theater Sweet Tailpipe
  08/16/13
...
Doobsian Associate
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Ebony confused garrison friendly grandma
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Doobsian Associate
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Crystalline gas station reading party
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Supple black mood hall
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Crystalline gas station reading party
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Bisexual Turquoise People Who Are Hurt
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Crystalline gas station reading party
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Bisexual Turquoise People Who Are Hurt
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Crystalline gas station reading party
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Bisexual Turquoise People Who Are Hurt
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Crystalline gas station reading party
  08/17/13
lol God
charismatic nibblets
  04/30/14
cr
charismatic nibblets
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Useless elastic band liquid oxygen
  04/30/14
this is correct
maroon persian office
  05/17/17
...
Lemon rehab tank
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Heady Lay
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Ebony confused garrison friendly grandma
  08/16/13
explain
Buck-toothed macaca whorehouse
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
charismatic nibblets
  08/16/13
Lol
Umber disrespectful plaza
  02/19/16
ha
azure newt
  02/19/16
...
Lemon rehab tank
  05/17/17
...
talented stead
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Vermilion juggernaut candlestick maker
  08/16/13
...
Vermilion juggernaut candlestick maker
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
boyish fighting casino
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Vermilion juggernaut candlestick maker
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
exhilarant startling volcanic crater water buffalo
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
lilac talking filthpig
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Crystalline gas station reading party
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
charismatic nibblets
  04/30/14
...
Lemon rehab tank
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
alcoholic aphrodisiac forum main people
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
federal point black woman
  05/17/17
no.
Razzmatazz pisswyrm
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
azure newt
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
fragrant ticket booth clown
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression
  05/27/17
Rad.
crimson university
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Doobsian Associate

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Aggressive Theater Sweet Tailpipe

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Green Public Bath Prole

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Doobsian Associate

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Aggressive Theater Sweet Tailpipe

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Amber haunted graveyard private investor

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Crystalline gas station reading party

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Aggressive Theater Sweet Tailpipe

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Doobsian Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Ebony confused garrison friendly grandma

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Doobsian Associate

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Crystalline gas station reading party

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Supple black mood hall

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Crystalline gas station reading party

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Bisexual Turquoise People Who Are Hurt

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Crystalline gas station reading party

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Bisexual Turquoise People Who Are Hurt

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Crystalline gas station reading party

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Turquoise People Who Are Hurt

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Crystalline gas station reading party

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: charismatic nibblets

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: charismatic nibblets

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Useless elastic band liquid oxygen

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: maroon persian office

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Lemon rehab tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Heady Lay

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Ebony confused garrison friendly grandma

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Buck-toothed macaca whorehouse

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: charismatic nibblets

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Umber disrespectful plaza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: azure newt

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Lemon rehab tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: talented stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Vermilion juggernaut candlestick maker

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Vermilion juggernaut candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: boyish fighting casino

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Vermilion juggernaut candlestick maker

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: exhilarant startling volcanic crater water buffalo

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: lilac talking filthpig

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Crystalline gas station reading party

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: charismatic nibblets

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Lemon rehab tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: alcoholic aphrodisiac forum main people

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: federal point black woman

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pisswyrm

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: azure newt

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: fragrant ticket booth clown

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Trip Jet Stag Film Indirect Expression

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: crimson university

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)