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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Nubile Ungodly Tattoo Sound Barrier
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Bossy Ruby Gay Wizard
  08/16/13
I hate this
insanely creepy people who are hurt depressive
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Nubile Ungodly Tattoo Sound Barrier
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Bossy Ruby Gay Wizard
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Charcoal beta stage elastic band
  08/16/13
180
Dull Chest-beating Temple Trust Fund
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Charcoal beta stage elastic band
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
chartreuse sick senate faggotry
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Bossy Ruby Gay Wizard
  08/16/13
...
Nubile Ungodly Tattoo Sound Barrier
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Charcoal beta stage elastic band
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
diverse french chef
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Nubile Ungodly Tattoo Sound Barrier
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Charcoal beta stage elastic band
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
chartreuse sick senate faggotry
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
sticky area mediation
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
chartreuse sick senate faggotry
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
charismatic travel guidebook
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
chartreuse sick senate faggotry
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
charismatic travel guidebook
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
chartreuse sick senate faggotry
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
charismatic travel guidebook
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
chartreuse sick senate faggotry
  08/17/13
lol God
vibrant idiot bawdyhouse
  04/30/14
cr
vibrant idiot bawdyhouse
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
glassy really tough guy
  04/30/14
this is correct
swashbuckling corner
  05/17/17
...
Beady-eyed violent becky
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Charcoal beta stage elastic band
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
light frisky generalized bond abode
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
diverse french chef
  08/16/13
explain
ultramarine gaping
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
vibrant idiot bawdyhouse
  08/16/13
Lol
jade cruise ship voyeur
  02/19/16
ha
Maroon tanning salon
  02/19/16
...
Beady-eyed violent becky
  05/17/17
...
Dun meetinghouse hunting ground
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Arousing locus
  08/16/13
...
Arousing locus
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Know-it-all anal dopamine
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Arousing locus
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Spectacular location mad cow disease
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Chrome Racy Internal Respiration Hissy Fit
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
chartreuse sick senate faggotry
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
vibrant idiot bawdyhouse
  04/30/14
...
Beady-eyed violent becky
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Mind-boggling Locale
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
marvelous pearl parlour idea he suggested
  05/17/17
no.
fragrant mahogany foreskin
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Charcoal beta stage elastic band
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Maroon tanning salon
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Spruce impertinent business firm
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Charcoal beta stage elastic band
  05/27/17
Rad.
frozen flirting fat ankles goal in life
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Nubile Ungodly Tattoo Sound Barrier

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bossy Ruby Gay Wizard

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: insanely creepy people who are hurt depressive

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Nubile Ungodly Tattoo Sound Barrier

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Bossy Ruby Gay Wizard

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Charcoal beta stage elastic band

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Dull Chest-beating Temple Trust Fund

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Charcoal beta stage elastic band

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: chartreuse sick senate faggotry

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Bossy Ruby Gay Wizard

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Nubile Ungodly Tattoo Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Charcoal beta stage elastic band

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: diverse french chef

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Nubile Ungodly Tattoo Sound Barrier

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Charcoal beta stage elastic band

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: chartreuse sick senate faggotry

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: sticky area mediation

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: chartreuse sick senate faggotry

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: charismatic travel guidebook

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: chartreuse sick senate faggotry

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: charismatic travel guidebook

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: chartreuse sick senate faggotry

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: charismatic travel guidebook

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: chartreuse sick senate faggotry

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: vibrant idiot bawdyhouse

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: vibrant idiot bawdyhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: glassy really tough guy

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling corner

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed violent becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Charcoal beta stage elastic band

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: light frisky generalized bond abode

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: diverse french chef

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: ultramarine gaping

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: vibrant idiot bawdyhouse

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: jade cruise ship voyeur

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Maroon tanning salon

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed violent becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Dun meetinghouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Arousing locus

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Arousing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all anal dopamine

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Arousing locus

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Spectacular location mad cow disease

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Chrome Racy Internal Respiration Hissy Fit

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: chartreuse sick senate faggotry

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: vibrant idiot bawdyhouse

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed violent becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Locale

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: marvelous pearl parlour idea he suggested

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: fragrant mahogany foreskin

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Charcoal beta stage elastic band

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Maroon tanning salon

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Spruce impertinent business firm

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Charcoal beta stage elastic band

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: frozen flirting fat ankles goal in life

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)