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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Stirring wine therapy
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
cerise internet-worthy step-uncle's house stock car
  08/16/13
I hate this
Olive Erotic Macaca
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Stirring wine therapy
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
cerise internet-worthy step-uncle's house stock car
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
sickened indirect expression
  08/16/13
180
Burgundy Hairless Internal Respiration Newt
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
sickened indirect expression
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
heady slap-happy jew electric furnace
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
cerise internet-worthy step-uncle's house stock car
  08/16/13
...
Stirring wine therapy
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
sickened indirect expression
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
naked locale idiot
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Stirring wine therapy
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
sickened indirect expression
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
heady slap-happy jew electric furnace
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
mint fortuitous meteor
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
heady slap-happy jew electric furnace
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Nofapping reading party
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
heady slap-happy jew electric furnace
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Nofapping reading party
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
heady slap-happy jew electric furnace
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Nofapping reading party
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
heady slap-happy jew electric furnace
  08/17/13
lol God
Magenta supple gunner
  04/30/14
cr
Magenta supple gunner
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Ebony Zombie-like Filthpig International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/30/14
this is correct
Appetizing Address
  05/17/17
...
Godawful diverse telephone ceo
  05/27/17
blast from the past
sickened indirect expression
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
judgmental bright cruise ship
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
naked locale idiot
  08/16/13
explain
Shivering Snowy Business Firm Private Investor
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Magenta supple gunner
  08/16/13
Lol
cerebral useless toaster
  02/19/16
ha
Buff federal windowlicker
  02/19/16
...
Godawful diverse telephone ceo
  05/17/17
...
cracking dopamine
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
fragrant offensive theater stage
  08/16/13
...
fragrant offensive theater stage
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
tan harsh base
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
fragrant offensive theater stage
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Nighttime smoky roast beef
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
shaky scourge upon the earth
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
heady slap-happy jew electric furnace
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Magenta supple gunner
  04/30/14
...
Godawful diverse telephone ceo
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
concupiscible school cafeteria
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
shimmering pungent deer antler
  05/17/17
no.
mustard bespoke son of senegal dog poop
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
sickened indirect expression
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Buff federal windowlicker
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
navy tripping whorehouse personal credit line
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
sickened indirect expression
  05/27/17
Rad.
chestnut institution
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Stirring wine therapy

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: cerise internet-worthy step-uncle's house stock car

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Olive Erotic Macaca

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Stirring wine therapy

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: cerise internet-worthy step-uncle's house stock car

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: sickened indirect expression

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Burgundy Hairless Internal Respiration Newt

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: sickened indirect expression

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: heady slap-happy jew electric furnace

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: cerise internet-worthy step-uncle's house stock car

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Stirring wine therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: sickened indirect expression

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: naked locale idiot

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Stirring wine therapy

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: sickened indirect expression

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: heady slap-happy jew electric furnace

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: mint fortuitous meteor

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: heady slap-happy jew electric furnace

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Nofapping reading party

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: heady slap-happy jew electric furnace

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Nofapping reading party

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: heady slap-happy jew electric furnace

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Nofapping reading party

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: heady slap-happy jew electric furnace

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Magenta supple gunner

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Magenta supple gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Ebony Zombie-like Filthpig International Law Enforcement Agency

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Appetizing Address

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Godawful diverse telephone ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: sickened indirect expression

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: judgmental bright cruise ship

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: naked locale idiot

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Shivering Snowy Business Firm Private Investor

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Magenta supple gunner

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: cerebral useless toaster

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Buff federal windowlicker

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Godawful diverse telephone ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: cracking dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: fragrant offensive theater stage

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: fragrant offensive theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: tan harsh base

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: fragrant offensive theater stage

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Nighttime smoky roast beef

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: heady slap-happy jew electric furnace

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Magenta supple gunner

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Godawful diverse telephone ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: shimmering pungent deer antler

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: mustard bespoke son of senegal dog poop

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: sickened indirect expression

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Buff federal windowlicker

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: navy tripping whorehouse personal credit line

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: sickened indirect expression

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: chestnut institution

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)