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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Mildly autistic base
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
cobalt massive brethren school
  08/16/13
I hate this
Glittery Depressive Patrolman
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Mildly autistic base
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
cobalt massive brethren school
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account
  08/16/13
180
buff sickened theater lettuce
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
razzle smoky school cafeteria
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
cobalt massive brethren school
  08/16/13
...
Mildly autistic base
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
pink dysfunction kitty
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Mildly autistic base
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
razzle smoky school cafeteria
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
adventurous chocolate factory reset button hissy fit
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
razzle smoky school cafeteria
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
odious blood rage
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
razzle smoky school cafeteria
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
odious blood rage
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
razzle smoky school cafeteria
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
odious blood rage
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
razzle smoky school cafeteria
  08/17/13
lol God
silver slippery mad cow disease
  04/30/14
cr
silver slippery mad cow disease
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Lilac excitant university half-breed
  04/30/14
this is correct
lake vengeful multi-billionaire office
  05/17/17
...
Free-loading Kitchen
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Zombie-like step-uncle's house
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
pink dysfunction kitty
  08/16/13
explain
Yapping magenta box office
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
silver slippery mad cow disease
  08/16/13
Lol
crusty generalized bond plaza
  02/19/16
ha
garnet faggotry telephone
  02/19/16
...
Free-loading Kitchen
  05/17/17
...
Jet-lagged goal in life den
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Peach Supple Double Fault
  08/16/13
...
Peach Supple Double Fault
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Indecent abode
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Peach Supple Double Fault
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
medicated gold tattoo
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Useless vibrant useless brakes
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
razzle smoky school cafeteria
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
silver slippery mad cow disease
  04/30/14
...
Free-loading Kitchen
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Arousing degenerate temple
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
lascivious jew
  05/17/17
no.
Geriatric Striped Hyena
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
garnet faggotry telephone
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
avocado high-end institution halford
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account
  05/27/17
Rad.
Lavender autistic hell
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Mildly autistic base

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: cobalt massive brethren school

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Glittery Depressive Patrolman

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Mildly autistic base

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: cobalt massive brethren school

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: buff sickened theater lettuce

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: razzle smoky school cafeteria

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: cobalt massive brethren school

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Mildly autistic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: pink dysfunction kitty

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Mildly autistic base

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: razzle smoky school cafeteria

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: adventurous chocolate factory reset button hissy fit

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: razzle smoky school cafeteria

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: odious blood rage

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: razzle smoky school cafeteria

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: odious blood rage

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: razzle smoky school cafeteria

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: odious blood rage

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: razzle smoky school cafeteria

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: silver slippery mad cow disease

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: silver slippery mad cow disease

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Lilac excitant university half-breed

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: lake vengeful multi-billionaire office

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Free-loading Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Zombie-like step-uncle's house

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: pink dysfunction kitty

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Yapping magenta box office

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: silver slippery mad cow disease

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: crusty generalized bond plaza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: garnet faggotry telephone

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Free-loading Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged goal in life den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Peach Supple Double Fault

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Peach Supple Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Indecent abode

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Peach Supple Double Fault

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: medicated gold tattoo

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Useless vibrant useless brakes

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: razzle smoky school cafeteria

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: silver slippery mad cow disease

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Free-loading Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Arousing degenerate temple

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: lascivious jew

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Geriatric Striped Hyena

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: garnet faggotry telephone

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: avocado high-end institution halford

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Nubile Hilarious Pozpig Community Account

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Lavender autistic hell

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)