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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
vigorous cumskin death wish
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Slimy crackhouse laser beams
  08/16/13
I hate this
Chest-beating corner jewess
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
vigorous cumskin death wish
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Slimy crackhouse laser beams
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Naked very tactful background story base
  08/16/13
180
Trip public bath
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Naked very tactful background story base
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Slimy crackhouse laser beams
  08/16/13
...
vigorous cumskin death wish
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Naked very tactful background story base
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
alcoholic black alpha
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
vigorous cumskin death wish
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Naked very tactful background story base
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Contagious Lavender Site
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Maroon Laughsome Parlor Immigrant
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Maroon Laughsome Parlor Immigrant
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Maroon Laughsome Parlor Immigrant
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church
  08/17/13
lol God
cowardly greedy personal credit line
  04/30/14
cr
cowardly greedy personal credit line
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Talented indian lodge police squad
  04/30/14
this is correct
anal cracking lettuce
  05/17/17
...
Sticky macaca
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Naked very tactful background story base
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
White Heady Fanboi
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
alcoholic black alpha
  08/16/13
explain
mildly autistic mood
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
cowardly greedy personal credit line
  08/16/13
Lol
cream striped hyena knife
  02/19/16
ha
emerald vengeful garrison
  02/19/16
...
Sticky macaca
  05/17/17
...
rough-skinned crimson antidepressant drug
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
duck-like theater stage
  08/16/13
...
duck-like theater stage
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Grizzly Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
duck-like theater stage
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
sadistic therapy sanctuary
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
self-centered canary rigor pisswyrm
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
cowardly greedy personal credit line
  04/30/14
...
Sticky macaca
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
irradiated navy field
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
marvelous hospital
  05/17/17
no.
Rose school cafeteria
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Naked very tactful background story base
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
emerald vengeful garrison
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
crawly supple gay wizard
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Naked very tactful background story base
  05/27/17
Rad.
flickering theatre coldplay fan
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: vigorous cumskin death wish

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Slimy crackhouse laser beams

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Chest-beating corner jewess

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: vigorous cumskin death wish

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Slimy crackhouse laser beams

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Naked very tactful background story base

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Trip public bath

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Naked very tactful background story base

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Slimy crackhouse laser beams

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: vigorous cumskin death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Naked very tactful background story base

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: alcoholic black alpha

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: vigorous cumskin death wish

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Naked very tactful background story base

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Site

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Maroon Laughsome Parlor Immigrant

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Maroon Laughsome Parlor Immigrant

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Maroon Laughsome Parlor Immigrant

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: cowardly greedy personal credit line

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: cowardly greedy personal credit line

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Talented indian lodge police squad

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: anal cracking lettuce

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Sticky macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Naked very tactful background story base

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: White Heady Fanboi

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: alcoholic black alpha

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic mood

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: cowardly greedy personal credit line

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: cream striped hyena knife

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: emerald vengeful garrison

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Sticky macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned crimson antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: duck-like theater stage

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: duck-like theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: duck-like theater stage

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: sadistic therapy sanctuary

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: self-centered canary rigor pisswyrm

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Coral razzle-dazzle affirmative action church

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: cowardly greedy personal credit line

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Sticky macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: irradiated navy field

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: marvelous hospital

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Rose school cafeteria

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Naked very tactful background story base

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: emerald vengeful garrison

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: crawly supple gay wizard

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Naked very tactful background story base

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: flickering theatre coldplay fan

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)