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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Pontificating cowardly masturbator
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Concupiscible Gas Station Private Investor
  08/16/13
I hate this
Drunken french chef indian lodge
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Pontificating cowardly masturbator
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Concupiscible Gas Station Private Investor
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Cerebral filthpig
  08/16/13
180
Awkward multi-billionaire
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Cerebral filthpig
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Electric flesh brethren
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Concupiscible Gas Station Private Investor
  08/16/13
...
Pontificating cowardly masturbator
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Cerebral filthpig
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Unhinged walnut alpha
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Pontificating cowardly masturbator
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Cerebral filthpig
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Electric flesh brethren
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
spectacular magical circlehead potus
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Electric flesh brethren
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
impressive tantric nursing home
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Electric flesh brethren
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
impressive tantric nursing home
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Electric flesh brethren
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
impressive tantric nursing home
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Electric flesh brethren
  08/17/13
lol God
razzle chapel
  04/30/14
cr
razzle chapel
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
doobsian peach dilemma dingle berry
  04/30/14
this is correct
green trip property
  05/17/17
...
twinkling violent voyeur
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Cerebral filthpig
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Arousing pea-brained state
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Unhinged walnut alpha
  08/16/13
explain
Cracking principal's office yarmulke
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
razzle chapel
  08/16/13
Lol
Rough-skinned electric furnace faggotry
  02/19/16
ha
disturbing odious field gaming laptop
  02/19/16
...
twinkling violent voyeur
  05/17/17
...
scarlet faggot firefighter crotch
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Elite coffee pot
  08/16/13
...
Elite coffee pot
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
coiffed obsidian temple doctorate
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Elite coffee pot
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
yellow aphrodisiac space
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Autistic Trailer Park Corn Cake
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Electric flesh brethren
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
razzle chapel
  04/30/14
...
twinkling violent voyeur
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Well-lubricated topaz step-uncle's house idiot
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Galvanic internet-worthy half-breed goyim
  05/17/17
no.
Supple shrine cuckoldry
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Cerebral filthpig
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
disturbing odious field gaming laptop
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
charismatic bawdyhouse partner
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Cerebral filthpig
  05/27/17
Rad.
bespoke abnormal sanctuary love of her life
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Pontificating cowardly masturbator

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gas Station Private Investor

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Drunken french chef indian lodge

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Pontificating cowardly masturbator

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gas Station Private Investor

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Cerebral filthpig

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Awkward multi-billionaire

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Cerebral filthpig

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Electric flesh brethren

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gas Station Private Investor

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Pontificating cowardly masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Cerebral filthpig

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Unhinged walnut alpha

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Pontificating cowardly masturbator

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Cerebral filthpig

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Electric flesh brethren

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: spectacular magical circlehead potus

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Electric flesh brethren

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: impressive tantric nursing home

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Electric flesh brethren

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: impressive tantric nursing home

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Electric flesh brethren

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: impressive tantric nursing home

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Electric flesh brethren

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: razzle chapel

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: razzle chapel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: doobsian peach dilemma dingle berry

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: green trip property

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: twinkling violent voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Cerebral filthpig

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Arousing pea-brained state

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Unhinged walnut alpha

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Cracking principal's office yarmulke

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: razzle chapel

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned electric furnace faggotry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: disturbing odious field gaming laptop

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: twinkling violent voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: scarlet faggot firefighter crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Elite coffee pot

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Elite coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: coiffed obsidian temple doctorate

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Elite coffee pot

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: yellow aphrodisiac space

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Autistic Trailer Park Corn Cake

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Electric flesh brethren

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: razzle chapel

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: twinkling violent voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated topaz step-uncle's house idiot

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Galvanic internet-worthy half-breed goyim

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Supple shrine cuckoldry

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Cerebral filthpig

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: disturbing odious field gaming laptop

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: charismatic bawdyhouse partner

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Cerebral filthpig

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: bespoke abnormal sanctuary love of her life

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)