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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
charcoal cracking crackhouse
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
fuchsia well-lubricated locale giraffe
  08/16/13
I hate this
Puce Address Gunner
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
charcoal cracking crackhouse
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
fuchsia well-lubricated locale giraffe
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig
  08/16/13
180
Slimy Internet-worthy Idea He Suggested
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
alcoholic twisted office fanboi
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
fuchsia well-lubricated locale giraffe
  08/16/13
...
charcoal cracking crackhouse
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
smoky bipolar digit ratio
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
charcoal cracking crackhouse
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
alcoholic twisted office fanboi
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Electric trailer park becky
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
alcoholic twisted office fanboi
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Gay naked casino
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
alcoholic twisted office fanboi
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Gay naked casino
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
alcoholic twisted office fanboi
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Gay naked casino
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
alcoholic twisted office fanboi
  08/17/13
lol God
Exhilarant frum masturbator church building
  04/30/14
cr
Exhilarant frum masturbator church building
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Yellow mood
  04/30/14
this is correct
comical zombie-like goyim national security agency
  05/17/17
...
wonderful theatre
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Coral Factory Reset Button Candlestick Maker
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
smoky bipolar digit ratio
  08/16/13
explain
trip clown
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Exhilarant frum masturbator church building
  08/16/13
Lol
Fear-inspiring temple
  02/19/16
ha
misanthropic unhinged kitty cat
  02/19/16
...
wonderful theatre
  05/17/17
...
fantasy-prone immigrant
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Flushed arrogant sweet tailpipe
  08/16/13
...
Flushed arrogant sweet tailpipe
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Submissive disgusting place of business library
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Flushed arrogant sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
bonkers french potus
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Azure thriller sandwich pisswyrm
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
alcoholic twisted office fanboi
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Exhilarant frum masturbator church building
  04/30/14
...
wonderful theatre
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Pearl House
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Garnet disrespectful bawdyhouse
  05/17/17
no.
hyperactive faggotry blood rage
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
misanthropic unhinged kitty cat
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Frozen cerebral voyeur
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig
  05/27/17
Rad.
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  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: charcoal cracking crackhouse

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: fuchsia well-lubricated locale giraffe

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Puce Address Gunner

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: charcoal cracking crackhouse

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: fuchsia well-lubricated locale giraffe

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Slimy Internet-worthy Idea He Suggested

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: alcoholic twisted office fanboi

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: fuchsia well-lubricated locale giraffe

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: charcoal cracking crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: smoky bipolar digit ratio

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: charcoal cracking crackhouse

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: alcoholic twisted office fanboi

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Electric trailer park becky

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: alcoholic twisted office fanboi

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Gay naked casino

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: alcoholic twisted office fanboi

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Gay naked casino

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: alcoholic twisted office fanboi

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Gay naked casino

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: alcoholic twisted office fanboi

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant frum masturbator church building

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant frum masturbator church building

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Yellow mood

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: comical zombie-like goyim national security agency

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Coral Factory Reset Button Candlestick Maker

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: smoky bipolar digit ratio

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: trip clown

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant frum masturbator church building

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring temple

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: misanthropic unhinged kitty cat

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Flushed arrogant sweet tailpipe

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Flushed arrogant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Submissive disgusting place of business library

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Flushed arrogant sweet tailpipe

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: bonkers french potus

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Azure thriller sandwich pisswyrm

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: alcoholic twisted office fanboi

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant frum masturbator church building

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Pearl House

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Garnet disrespectful bawdyhouse

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: hyperactive faggotry blood rage

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: misanthropic unhinged kitty cat

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Frozen cerebral voyeur

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Yapping Wild Parlour Filthpig

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: appetizing tantric theater stage associate

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)