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Describe the sloppiest dresser at your law firm.

What is it about him that's sloppy? Same old pair of shoes e...
passionate point
  08/21/13
I am particularly bad about 3.
navy vengeful principal's office elastic band
  08/21/13
who notices a person's shoes?
scarlet razzle alpha
  08/22/13
or another man's clothing?
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  08/22/13
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  03/19/17
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Shitty jeans and shittier, un-tucked polos that look like th...
Self-absorbed hairraiser pit affirmative action
  08/21/13
Jeans and untucked polos?
Vibrant Walnut Mother Theater
  08/21/13
Did I stutter?
Self-absorbed hairraiser pit affirmative action
  08/21/13
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aromatic yarmulke gas station
  03/18/17
Where to get good biz worthy polos? I have some awful lookin...
passionate point
  08/21/13
I know someone that wears black jeans and tennis shoes. I...
Sickened pocket flask
  08/21/13
you think people notice?
passionate point
  08/21/13
Same pants everyday is objectively prole.
Excitant sound barrier
  08/21/13
yeah that's disgusting too
Maroon range
  08/21/13
LOL @ a literal land beast criticizing a thinmo for being di...
Sickened pocket flask
  03/18/17
black jeans are 180
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  03/18/17
Whats wrong with black jeans and sneakers assuming casual dr...
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  05/25/17
Nerdy jewish senior associate that always needs a haircut. ...
Excitant sound barrier
  08/21/13
how have you not started a thread about this delightful spec...
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This guy's BAWSE
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  08/21/13
cr
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  08/22/13
I enjoyed reading this, tyft
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  08/22/13
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  03/18/17
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  08/22/13
He sounds, um, 180. He's like the suave big brother of that...
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  08/22/13
"Aren't iPods crazy?"
Maroon range
  08/22/13
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  03/18/17
Aspie Alpha ADA
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  03/19/17
179.99
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  08/22/13
Sounds alpha as fuck
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  08/22/13
id like this guy
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  08/22/13
What's his moniker?
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  03/18/17
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  08/22/13
180
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He's going to run that place one day.
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Haven't posted in months, but came here to say this dude sou...
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  03/18/17
I thought suits were mandatory for law firms.
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  03/18/17
180
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  05/25/17
how many suits should i own? do i need 5 separate ones? i...
Maroon range
  08/21/13
How often do you wear suits? If you are a lawyer, bare mi...
Excitant sound barrier
  08/21/13
assume i wear suits 4x per week and trousers and a polo/butt...
passionate point
  08/21/13
In that case I'd go with three as a minimum. Standard navy,...
Excitant sound barrier
  08/22/13
every day thx for the tip oh and is there a certain cu...
Maroon range
  08/21/13
Slim is acceptable right now if you want to be a little more...
Excitant sound barrier
  08/22/13
You can't mix and match different suit trousers and coats. ...
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  03/18/17
What he should do is just buy mumus because he's a fat fuck
Sickened pocket flask
  03/18/17
I wore the same pair of pants every day as a summer associat...
Poppy Psychic
  08/21/13
ew
passionate point
  08/21/13
Disgusting
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  03/18/17
nice butt? poast pics
aromatic yarmulke gas station
  03/19/17
Some guys dress like total hipsters. It's pretty fucking of...
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  08/21/13
link to example
passionate point
  08/21/13
idk man, I did an image search for business casual hipster. ...
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  08/22/13
how odd will I look if I wear a black suit during the day?
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  08/22/13
When you're in the elevator, people will assume it's your jo...
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  08/22/13
When you're standing at the front of your building, people w...
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When you're in the bathroom, other dudes will reach out towa...
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I wore sneakers probably 60% of the days during my nearly 10...
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  08/22/13
Jeans and golf shirts, Jos A. Bank suits that stick out like...
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  08/22/13
Jew?
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  08/22/13
Female attorney in her late-40s / early-50s. She had a kick...
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  08/22/13
sounds hot
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  03/18/17
How's the whitehouse, bro?
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My personal theory is that there's a big correlation between...
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  08/22/13
obvs its just funny tho i think its a soft plus to be dre...
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managing partner only rocks wu wear or gunner gear to the of...
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guy who wears unbuttoned shirt with crew neck t shirt showin...
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  08/22/13
Oof that's me today.
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  08/22/13
Not a law firm, but I used to work with this dumb chick who ...
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  08/22/13
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Thirsty Masturbator
  08/22/13
edit: wtf, er oops
puce painfully honest friendly grandma partner
  08/22/13
maybe :(
Thirsty Masturbator
  08/22/13
shit, sorry man lol
puce painfully honest friendly grandma partner
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hey cotton dockers aren't the worst thing, right?
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Like his shirts, they're always rumpled too, and never have ...
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  08/22/13
sounds like a BAWSE to me
Deep meetinghouse
  03/18/17
Do people still actually iron clothes in 2013?
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  08/22/13
i have a steamer. it = 180.
Thirsty Masturbator
  08/22/13
obese gentleman who wears those shitty colored dress shirts ...
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  08/22/13
Brown, squads, handles loose, clothes hanging out
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  03/18/17
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  03/19/17
Jude
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  03/18/17
my bawse (he wears nothing as he plows me righteously)
Coral kitty cat
  03/18/17
Theres a guy who wears the most beat up loafers I ever imagi...
Purple address
  03/19/17
that's pretty amazing considering you work at a fashion hous...
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  05/25/17
Disgusting obese smelly Jew senior associate who always mana...
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  05/25/17
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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: passionate point

What is it about him that's sloppy? Same old pair of shoes every day? Same suit recycled? Always wearing unironed shirts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908137)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: navy vengeful principal's office elastic band

I am particularly bad about 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908146)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: scarlet razzle alpha

who notices a person's shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909012)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 6:33 AM
Author: Slate mood

or another man's clothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910218)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy pervert public bath



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: aromatic yarmulke gas station

homos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862343)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Sickened pocket flask



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: ocher indian lodge



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Coral kitty cat

nonfaggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863362)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed hairraiser pit affirmative action

Shitty jeans and shittier, un-tucked polos that look like they are 10 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908153)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Walnut Mother Theater

Jeans and untucked polos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908169)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed hairraiser pit affirmative action

Did I stutter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908177)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: aromatic yarmulke gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862345)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:16 PM
Author: passionate point

Where to get good biz worthy polos? I have some awful looking ones too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908213)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:15 PM
Author: Sickened pocket flask

I know someone that wears black jeans and tennis shoes.

I'm probably second: wear same pants and shoes and rotate same 2-3 shrits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908663)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:20 PM
Author: passionate point

you think people notice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908689)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: Excitant sound barrier

Same pants everyday is objectively prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908782)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: Maroon range

yeah that's disgusting too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908802)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Sickened pocket flask

LOL @ a literal land beast criticizing a thinmo for being disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863162)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: big splenetic crackhouse patrolman

black jeans are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32861955)



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Date: May 25th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Mint Nursing Home

Whats wrong with black jeans and sneakers assuming casual dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#33394653)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Excitant sound barrier

Nerdy jewish senior associate that always needs a haircut.

He often wears khakis that look like they are 3-4 sizes too big. Its not only that they are bunched and weird looking at the top, but also the leg openings are just gigantic. It reminds me of the old 90s jnco jeans.

He pairs the khakis with the shittiest of shitty polo shirts. They are faded cotton and have completely dated prints. To pull it all together, he wears some retarded looking brown leather shoes with thick rubber soles that almost certainly came from Wal-Mart.

The weirdest part? This guy is a COMPLETE food and drink snob. He fucking loves going to the most expensive places, and he does outrageous shit when hes there. For example, if he likes an appetizer, he'll just keep ordering more rounds of the same appetizer - and not just 1 or 2 more plates. He'll easily order 4-5 plates of the same exact thing - regardless of what point in the meal everyone is at. If the waiter isn't there to instantly bring him another, he'll flag down a busboy and motion for another plate. (Hes not fat either).

He also likes to order exotic shots during SA lunches. Not sleezy club kamakaze type shots, but shit like some rare South American rum. Keep in mind, he does all of this while dressed like a middle aged man with down syndrome - bunched up khakis pulled up to his belly button, mismatched belt, etc.

He is a really smart guy but clearly has at least a moderate case of aspergers. He is the epitome of the xo image of biglaw aspie jews. Oh, last weird thing. His wife came to the office once, and she seemed entirely normal and was seriously cute. I was completely flabbergasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908724)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Coiffed Floppy Son Of Senegal Sanctuary

how have you not started a thread about this delightful specimen before, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908813)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: aromatic yarmulke gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862360)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Stimulating talking bbw



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Date: March 18th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored ivory striped hyena



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Date: May 25th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: hot karate



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:49 PM
Author: Bateful Low-t Immigrant

This guy's BAWSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908828)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:08 AM
Author: Diverse magenta school

cr

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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: Titillating lodge philosopher-king

I enjoyed reading this, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909133)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Deep meetinghouse



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: aromatic yarmulke gas station



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: Racy Piazza International Law Enforcement Agency

bpitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909142)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: Wonderful Adulterous Step-uncle's House Boiling Water

He sounds, um, 180. He's like the suave big brother of that amazing prosecutor bro that that dude posted about back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909237)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Maroon range

"Aren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909726)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: violent station jew

cr

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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy pervert public bath



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: exhilarant disgusting home

Aspie Alpha ADA

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Date: August 22nd, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: Vigorous french weed whacker milk

179.99

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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Deep meetinghouse

Sounds alpha as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910354)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: puce painfully honest friendly grandma partner

id like this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910640)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: supple twinkling feces lay

What's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910646)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Odious Laser Beams

DBG

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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: marvelous house pistol

lol he wishes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864670)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: chocolate prole faggotry



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:18 AM
Author: Irradiated jet cruise ship

i like this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910660)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: iridescent travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Frozen fuchsia state

He's going to run that place one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910725)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: aromatic yarmulke gas station



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Metal Canary Dilemma



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: abnormal theatre roommate



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: know-it-all tanning salon background story



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Stimulating talking bbw



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned mediation hospital

Haven't posted in months, but came here to say this dude sounds completely 180. I like dudes who don't give a fuck how they dress but know how to enjoy the finer things in life. Seriously who gives a fuck how a guy dresses. Fuckin fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863087)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: copper stain



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Dull resort macaca

I thought suits were mandatory for law firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863415)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:25 AM
Author: marvelous house pistol

180

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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Purple address



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Date: May 25th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Provocative shrine



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: Maroon range

how many suits should i own? do i need 5 separate ones?

i wish i could just have 1 nice jacket but i know that is likely not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908800)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Excitant sound barrier

How often do you wear suits?

If you are a lawyer, bare minimum you should have two: a navy and a charcoal. Both without patterns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908817)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: passionate point

assume i wear suits 4x per week and trousers and a polo/button down 1x per week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908837)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:06 AM
Author: Excitant sound barrier

In that case I'd go with three as a minimum. Standard navy, charcoal, and then for the 3rd either a mid-grey or a navy with very light pin striping.

Aside from what is noticeable, having more suits to rotate will make them last longer. They'll stay fresh and look better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908952)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Maroon range

every day

thx for the tip

oh and is there a certain cut for suit slacks that is in fashion in nyc right now? like is a slightly tighter fit more popular or is the slightly looser cut acceptable?

edit: also how acceptable is it to mix and match the jacket and slacks? in terms of color



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908882)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: Excitant sound barrier

Slim is acceptable right now if you want to be a little more fashionable. The thing is, you are still a lawyer so don't get some nut hugging shit with thin lapels. If you can't figure out what would be acceptable or not - anything from Brooks Brothers would likely be OK. They have at least 4 lines now with different cuts.

The most important thing to do is get your suits tailored. I cannot emphasize this enough. They need to fit well, regardless of cut.

You don't really want to mix a traditional suit jacket with different color slacks. Keep your actual suits as one piece. If you want something slightly more casual, get a navy sports coat. This is a staple wardrobe item and can be paired with most any grey, charcoal, tan, brown pants, etc.

And I just want to say this once again - get your shit tailored. It makes a huge difference and is well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908939)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: fragrant multi-billionaire

You can't mix and match different suit trousers and coats.

What you can do if you order a tailored suit is get two pairs of pants because the pants always wear out long before the jacket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862602)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Sickened pocket flask

What he should do is just buy mumus because he's a fat fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863228)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: Poppy Psychic

I wore the same pair of pants every day as a summer associate. got an offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908834)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: passionate point

ew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908839)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ruddy water buffalo jewess

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863356)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: aromatic yarmulke gas station

nice butt?

poast pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864888)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz narrow-minded death wish

Some guys dress like total hipsters. It's pretty fucking off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908845)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:52 PM
Author: passionate point

link to example

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908855)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz narrow-minded death wish

idk man, I did an image search for business casual hipster. basically they wear really tight, non-dress pants and hipstery looking casual button downs that often aren't tucked in. this one guy who works in another city but comes here a lot wears like painted on black jeans, sneakers, and full on plaid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910571)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Racy Piazza International Law Enforcement Agency

how odd will I look if I wear a black suit during the day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909106)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:39 AM
Author: glassy giraffe

When you're in the elevator, people will assume it's your job to push the buttons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909201)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: burgundy yapping gaming laptop

When you're standing at the front of your building, people will assume it's your job to bring their car around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910807)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Emerald stag film dysfunction

When you're in the bathroom, other dudes will reach out towards you for a hand towel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862605)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Adventurous Menage Mad-dog Skullcap

I wore sneakers probably 60% of the days during my nearly 10 years in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909169)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:42 AM
Author: Wonderful Adulterous Step-uncle's House Boiling Water

Jeans and golf shirts, Jos A. Bank suits that stick out like a sore thumb when he has a meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: plum heaven

Jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910711)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ratface

Female attorney in her late-40s / early-50s. She had a kickass body (blond, big tits, flat stomach, perfectly shaped hips...) and would dress like a slutty 16-year old girl, especially on casual dress days. Like super-tight fitted 7 jeans and a tight shirt.

But she had a face like the Cryptkeeper. It was super-tanned and more wrinkled than my nutsack. Lots of damage from the sun and had that long-time smoker look (though I'm not sure if she actually smoked).

The difference between her body and face were startling. For example, if you saw her from behind, bending over to get something out of file cabinet, you'd think you were looking at some slutty hot college girl's ass. It was so nice that you couldn't help but stare hard. The first time she turned around and I saw her face, I seriously must have had a look of sheer terror. I was still a little shocked every time that happened afterwards, even though I knew what to expect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909361)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Bistre national

sounds hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909377)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: copper stain



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Coral kitty cat

are you a muslim or something? your definition of slutty is oddly fundamental, almost religious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863399)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Nofapping dog poop

How's the whitehouse, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864882)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 7:50 AM
Author: High-end bossy market

My personal theory is that there's a big correlation between associates that obsess over what people wear and associates who flame out after 2 years.

Nobody fucking cares what people wear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910254)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 8:01 AM
Author: idiotic cruel-hearted organic girlfriend

obvs its just funny

tho i think its a soft plus to be dressed sharp/prof, just avoid looking like shit. this can be done at jc penney tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910262)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 8:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tank Becky

managing partner only rocks wu wear or gunner gear to the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910335)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:09 AM
Author: Stirring Sable University Filthpig

guy who wears unbuttoned shirt with crew neck t shirt showing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910361)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Nighttime Institution

Oof that's me today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910430)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:22 AM
Author: boyish indigo therapy

Not a law firm, but I used to work with this dumb chick who was about 30 and a receptionist and got sent home all the time for wearing short shorts. TBF, the office manager was a boomer bitch and probably just jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910407)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: Thirsty Masturbator



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: puce painfully honest friendly grandma partner

edit: wtf, er oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910736)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Thirsty Masturbator

maybe :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: puce painfully honest friendly grandma partner

shit, sorry man lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910744)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Lavender casino

Brilliant but totally abrassive obese texan partner who wears rumpled button downs sloppily tucked into cotton dockers with rubber soled casual leather shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910712)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: puce painfully honest friendly grandma partner

hey cotton dockers aren't the worst thing, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910738)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Lavender casino

Like his shirts, they're always rumpled too, and never have a front crease ironed in. I've never seen the dude in wool slacks, let alone a suit & tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910759)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Deep meetinghouse

sounds like a BAWSE to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862685)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Heady abode queen of the night

Do people still actually iron clothes in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910740)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: Thirsty Masturbator

i have a steamer. it = 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Sapphire swashbuckling bawdyhouse nibblets

obese gentleman who wears those shitty colored dress shirts (like green, red, etc) that are about 12 sizes too small.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23914802)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Opaque ceo

Brown, squads, handles loose, clothes hanging out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862115)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: pale talented temple voyeur

One of my partners wears mom jeans and tshirts. He's probably worth $30 MM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862337)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly hateful gaping theater stage

I once billed 300 hours a month 3 months in a row and the last 2 weeks of that stretch I wore sweat pants and glared at anybody that said anything about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862383)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Black learning disabled native

OP was Vince Gilligan doing research for artsy long-shots on Better Call Saul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862399)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: marvelous house pistol



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ruddy water buffalo jewess

Jude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863307)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Coral kitty cat

my bawse (he wears nothing as he plows me righteously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863406)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Purple address

Theres a guy who wears the most beat up loafers I ever imagined, like filed down to his big toe, and the soles are loose and flop around. He generally dressed like shit but these shoes were like homeless unemployed clown level.

But the funniest thing was catching him out on the street coming to work because he was wearing EVEN RATTIER shoes outside. Later that day I realized he was changing into the first pair when he got to work. Those were HIS GOOD SHOES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864886)



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Date: May 25th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible crotch trust fund

that's pretty amazing considering you work at a fashion house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#33394881)



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Date: May 25th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Zombie-like Set

Disgusting obese smelly Jew senior associate who always managed to have a wrinkled shirt with mustard and other food stains, even before lunchtime ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#33394976)



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Date: May 25th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: slap-happy ladyboy

Everyone dresses like shit in california, especially socal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#33395014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: gay area candlestick maker



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