Describe the sloppiest dresser at your law firm.
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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: Sickened pocket flask
I know someone that wears black jeans and tennis shoes.
I'm probably second: wear same pants and shoes and rotate same 2-3 shrits.
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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:30 PM Author: Excitant sound barrier
Nerdy jewish senior associate that always needs a haircut.
He often wears khakis that look like they are 3-4 sizes too big. Its not only that they are bunched and weird looking at the top, but also the leg openings are just gigantic. It reminds me of the old 90s jnco jeans.
He pairs the khakis with the shittiest of shitty polo shirts. They are faded cotton and have completely dated prints. To pull it all together, he wears some retarded looking brown leather shoes with thick rubber soles that almost certainly came from Wal-Mart.
The weirdest part? This guy is a COMPLETE food and drink snob. He fucking loves going to the most expensive places, and he does outrageous shit when hes there. For example, if he likes an appetizer, he'll just keep ordering more rounds of the same appetizer - and not just 1 or 2 more plates. He'll easily order 4-5 plates of the same exact thing - regardless of what point in the meal everyone is at. If the waiter isn't there to instantly bring him another, he'll flag down a busboy and motion for another plate. (Hes not fat either).
He also likes to order exotic shots during SA lunches. Not sleezy club kamakaze type shots, but shit like some rare South American rum. Keep in mind, he does all of this while dressed like a middle aged man with down syndrome - bunched up khakis pulled up to his belly button, mismatched belt, etc.
He is a really smart guy but clearly has at least a moderate case of aspergers. He is the epitome of the xo image of biglaw aspie jews. Oh, last weird thing. His wife came to the office once, and she seemed entirely normal and was seriously cute. I was completely flabbergasted.
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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:45 PM Author: Maroon range
how many suits should i own? do i need 5 separate ones?
i wish i could just have 1 nice jacket but i know that is likely not enough
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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:56 PM Author: Maroon range
every day
thx for the tip
oh and is there a certain cut for suit slacks that is in fashion in nyc right now? like is a slightly tighter fit more popular or is the slightly looser cut acceptable?
edit: also how acceptable is it to mix and match the jacket and slacks? in terms of color
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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:03 AM Author: Excitant sound barrier
Slim is acceptable right now if you want to be a little more fashionable. The thing is, you are still a lawyer so don't get some nut hugging shit with thin lapels. If you can't figure out what would be acceptable or not - anything from Brooks Brothers would likely be OK. They have at least 4 lines now with different cuts.
The most important thing to do is get your suits tailored. I cannot emphasize this enough. They need to fit well, regardless of cut.
You don't really want to mix a traditional suit jacket with different color slacks. Keep your actual suits as one piece. If you want something slightly more casual, get a navy sports coat. This is a staple wardrobe item and can be paired with most any grey, charcoal, tan, brown pants, etc.
And I just want to say this once again - get your shit tailored. It makes a huge difference and is well worth it.
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:14 AM Author: aromatic yarmulke gas station
nice butt?
poast pics
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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:59 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy ratface
Female attorney in her late-40s / early-50s. She had a kickass body (blond, big tits, flat stomach, perfectly shaped hips...) and would dress like a slutty 16-year old girl, especially on casual dress days. Like super-tight fitted 7 jeans and a tight shirt.
But she had a face like the Cryptkeeper. It was super-tanned and more wrinkled than my nutsack. Lots of damage from the sun and had that long-time smoker look (though I'm not sure if she actually smoked).
The difference between her body and face were startling. For example, if you saw her from behind, bending over to get something out of file cabinet, you'd think you were looking at some slutty hot college girl's ass. It was so nice that you couldn't help but stare hard. The first time she turned around and I saw her face, I seriously must have had a look of sheer terror. I was still a little shocked every time that happened afterwards, even though I knew what to expect.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909361)
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Date: August 22nd, 2013 7:50 AM Author: High-end bossy market
My personal theory is that there's a big correlation between associates that obsess over what people wear and associates who flame out after 2 years.
Nobody fucking cares what people wear.
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