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How do you get started in farming?

I've never farmed before but it seems pretty straightforward...
Blathering Preventive Strike Center
  09/03/13
actually probably isn't that hard to break into since all th...
Canary International Law Enforcement Agency Stead
  09/03/13
99% of these hippies don't turn a profit and are doing it wi...
Coral Hateful Giraffe
  09/03/13
I know a guy who runs a biodynamic farm in PA. He makes part...
Blathering Preventive Strike Center
  09/03/13
That's awesome. The modern snake oil salesman.
Rough-skinned misunderstood yarmulke
  09/03/13
because they're retarded with money. run it like a truly ch...
Canary International Law Enforcement Agency Stead
  09/03/13
how expensive do you think eggplants are and how many can yo...
slate circlehead
  09/03/13
You're either born into it, or you're some unstable city yah...
Coral Hateful Giraffe
  09/03/13
What if I find an older experienced farmer and ask him to ta...
Blathering Preventive Strike Center
  09/03/13
Sure maybe.
Coral Hateful Giraffe
  09/03/13
that would be lulzy, aspie xo bro waddling behind some crust...
slate circlehead
  09/03/13
What do you want to farm? I grew up on a ranch, but we had s...
Stirring Affirmative Action Parlor
  09/03/13
I don't know. Something simple like potatoes.
Blathering Preventive Strike Center
  09/03/13
I can buy 5# of russet potatoes for $1 on sale. there is no ...
adventurous doctorate plaza
  09/03/13
It is grueling work brother. It is not as simple as it seems...
Stirring Affirmative Action Parlor
  09/03/13
"Maybe use pesticides" If you're trying to go ...
Coral Hateful Giraffe
  09/03/13
My ex was an ARE country farmer's daughter. That shit is har...
Carmine really tough guy location
  09/03/13
Just get a masters in agribusiness
comical heaven idiot
  09/03/13
What are the T14 in agribusiness
Coral Hateful Giraffe
  09/03/13
hie thee to big XII and big ten schools
primrose messiness
  09/03/13
What % of the class gets BIGAGRICULTURE
Coral Hateful Giraffe
  09/03/13
bbbooooooooom
burgundy dilemma pistol
  09/03/13
yeah bro, a multi million dollar investment to get the land ...
slate circlehead
  09/03/13
work on a farm, duh
Clear fiercely-loyal area patrolman
  09/03/13
very little chance of being successful. Even the people born...
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  09/03/13
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Date: September 3rd, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Blathering Preventive Strike Center

I've never farmed before but it seems pretty straightforward. Just buy some land and drive some tractor thingies over the land at specified intervals. Maybe use irrigation and pesticides and herbicides if that's your thing. Then you hire illegals to harvest the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985169)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Canary International Law Enforcement Agency Stead

actually probably isn't that hard to break into since all the yuppies now want "fresh, local" produce. just buy a tract of land in bumshit maryland and sell to DC assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985179)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Coral Hateful Giraffe

99% of these hippies don't turn a profit and are doing it with mommy and daddy's money. It mostly doesn't even resemble regular farming whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985188)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:04 AM
Author: Blathering Preventive Strike Center

I know a guy who runs a biodynamic farm in PA. He makes part of his money buy giving instructional tours to other people who are interested in biodynamic farming. Apparently it's like organic farming except you also do little prayers and magic rituals to help the crops grow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985203)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: Rough-skinned misunderstood yarmulke

That's awesome. The modern snake oil salesman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985225)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: Canary International Law Enforcement Agency Stead

because they're retarded with money. run it like a truly cheap asshole and you'll do ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985212)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: slate circlehead

how expensive do you think eggplants are and how many can you grow and move to market without them rotting?

the truth about farming is a lot of it is really, really, really cyclical, legit bros with hundreds of thousands of dollars in equipment and decades of experience will have losing seasons on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985320)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Coral Hateful Giraffe

You're either born into it, or you're some unstable city yahoo who decides to give it a go and fails miserably. Overpays for everything and has a mental breakdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 9:58 AM
Author: Blathering Preventive Strike Center

What if I find an older experienced farmer and ask him to take me on as an apprentice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985183)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Coral Hateful Giraffe

Sure maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985199)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:21 AM
Author: slate circlehead

that would be lulzy, aspie xo bro waddling behind some crusty old farmer who keeps calling him a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985260)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Stirring Affirmative Action Parlor

What do you want to farm? I grew up on a ranch, but we had some crops. My pops and I farmed corn and some squash. Nothing fancy, we would sell it to the local corner store in exchange for store credit. We would use the store credit to buy alfalfa or other feed for our animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985192)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Blathering Preventive Strike Center

I don't know. Something simple like potatoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23986754)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate plaza

I can buy 5# of russet potatoes for $1 on sale. there is no value in potatoes unless you are growing heirloom varieties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23986894)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Stirring Affirmative Action Parlor

It is grueling work brother. It is not as simple as it seems. Even with our small crop, we had to deal with insects, disease, rodents, and natural disasters. A lot of "what-ifs" involved in farming; however, you can do somethings to limit the disaster caused by disease and rodents.

From the age of 15-18, I would wake up at 5 am to feed the animals, go through the crops to look for rodent holes or disease, and then shower to go to school. Although, the moments I spent with my dad were the most 180 in my life. Especially when we would harvest the crops or kill a pig to eat. Felt like an amazing day watching everyone enjoy our hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23987415)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Coral Hateful Giraffe

"Maybe use pesticides"

If you're trying to go organic, usually the entire business is vastly different from top to bottom. They're not in the same ballpark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985195)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Carmine really tough guy location

My ex was an ARE country farmer's daughter. That shit is hard. I really think you have to be born into the lifestyle. There is just too much shit that you have to have a feel for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985217)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: comical heaven idiot

Just get a masters in agribusiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985227)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:21 AM
Author: Coral Hateful Giraffe

What are the T14 in agribusiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985258)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:35 AM
Author: primrose messiness

hie thee to big XII and big ten schools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985312)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Coral Hateful Giraffe

What % of the class gets BIGAGRICULTURE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985333)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:18 AM
Author: burgundy dilemma pistol

bbbooooooooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985247)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: slate circlehead

yeah bro, a multi million dollar investment to get the land and equipment necessary to grow any significant amount of crops is a great idea when you have no idea wtf you're doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23985265)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Clear fiercely-loyal area patrolman

work on a farm, duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23987397)



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Date: September 3rd, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Mahogany sex offender shrine

very little chance of being successful. Even the people born into are having a hard time of farming full time anymore. Some city slicker would be absolutely fucked.

Also, enjoy 50 hours of hard labor per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2353274&forum_id=2#23987429)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: federal library feces



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