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Enough with the fucking STEEL CUT OATMEAL for breakfast already
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:02 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge It's not a bad breakfast, but it's not exactly necessary or the single best option for health. Jesus fucking Christ people are obsessive and devoted to their poorly considered dietary decisions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084214) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:13 PM Author: Milky Public Bath Candlestick Maker how about STEEL CUT OATMEAL WITH OMEGA 3 ?? preftigious ?
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:18 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge Not really, but better. Omega 3 dietary profile should ideally come from whole food sources and not as additives, not sure what the actual content of raw oats actually is. Anyway it's better than not getting any, but you want your diet saturated in that shit anyway and if you ate a huge slab of salmon for dinner, the negligible amount you consumed at breakfast might not really be a good justification for eating oats simply because health bloggers repeat STEEL CUT OATMEAL ad nauseum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084854) |
Date: September 20th, 2013 6:06 PM Author: Contagious Whorehouse titcr
the best breakfast is a fucking protein bar, actually. i eat one that's 20 g of protein, like 6 g of carbs, very low sugar and fat. easy to eat on the go. highly recommend. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:02 PM Author: aphrodisiac station NAME said bar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084773) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:04 PM Author: burgundy skinny woman out the bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084786) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:15 PM Author: Cruel-hearted garrison international law enforcement agency TELL US GODDAMNIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084843) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:29 PM Author: arrogant area wrinkle OUT THE FUCKING BAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084922) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 3:26 AM Author: kink-friendly spectacular den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24086793) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2013 3:04 AM Author: burgundy skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24091809) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:36 PM Author: adulterous property nibblets which bar, friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084979) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: mind-boggling pink national security agency hey man what's the bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24085532) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 3:31 AM Author: Aggressive Pearly School What variety of protein bar are you discussing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24086802) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 10:05 AM Author: appetizing abode sex offender which is it that the one protein bar that you, quote, [h]ighly recommend, unquote, is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24087002) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 12:57 PM Author: bronze cerebral dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#30318714) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Filthy Racy Box Office The bar, fucker. Which one is it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#35171724) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Provocative mint field shitlib Bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#36058167) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:36 PM Author: light party of the first part forum He's talking about Kirkland brand protein bars from Costco (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#36058230) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:06 PM Author: Dashing Main People Base LOL @ proles. My oats are diamond cut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084240) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:13 PM Author: appetizing abode sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084284) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 7:03 PM Author: greedy dragon locale my BMC is diamond cut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084517) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 10:05 AM Author: Plum kitchen you were circumcised with a diamond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24087001) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:07 PM Author: boyish native let's now use this thread to post credited quick breakfasts, healthy or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084248) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:09 PM Author: Contagious Whorehouse protein bar
cereal & milk with a sliced banana thrown in
granola + greek yogurt + honey + fruit of choice |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:12 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge Granola is shit, no need for the honey, greek yogurt is overrated shrew bait, bananas are a TTT fruit, cereal is a chump breakfast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084273) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:13 PM Author: Contagious Whorehouse eat a dick. she said healthy or not. you could do a lot worse than GY, granola and a fucking banana you shithead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084280) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:14 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge That's the breakfast of a person who is perpetually 20 lbs. overweight and just can't understand why because they eat so healthy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084291) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:15 PM Author: Contagious Whorehouse only 5-10 lbs, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084296) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:16 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge Not bad, not bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084299) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:13 PM Author: appetizing abode sex offender the idea of eating milk as if it were soup is revolting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084281) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:15 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge Even speaking as a WASP bro who was raised on an all-you-can handle dairy binge, there's no real reason to consume milk every day. I guess if you're poor and need the cheap calories, but otherwise, LOL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084298) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:16 PM Author: Impressive curious gas station potus (lactose-intolerant clitdick) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084300) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:19 PM Author: appetizing abode sex offender nah little breh. the amount of milk that goes into a bowl of cereal is actually pretty small (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084317) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:16 PM Author: insane excitant dingle berry university Agreed no need for the honey or yogurt...but bananas are a legitimate source of energy, especially if taken right before a workout/run (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084305) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:21 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge Many things are a legit source of energy brother. Bananas are basically just a tube of sugar with some vitamin C. Not going to kill you, but the idea that bananas are some kind of 180 workout food probably harkens back to the 1950s or some shit. May as well drink half a Coke and take a multivitamin if you're just looking for that kind of energy.
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:25 PM Author: insane excitant dingle berry university i guess the triathletes i know are off their rockers and stuck in the 50s. but please, tell me about how that half can of coke (24 g of sugar) and all the other nasty shit in there will equal the banana (14 g of sugar) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084358) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:31 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge There's nothing 'nasty' about bananas, they're just not that great relative to the many, many other things you could eat for similar purposes.
LOL at differing to anyone just because they drag themselves through some amateur triathlons. I know triathletes who not only look like shit but also eat poorly and believe that microwaving food 'irradiates nutrients' and renders all the nutrition of the food useless and possibly toxic. Bananas are a decent source of potassium, which is helpful for someone who might experience electrolyte imbalance at some point i.e. people competing in extremely long endurance activities. It's nothing they couldn't get from two spoonfuls of guacamole, but go with what you know, I guess.
The point was that bananas are nothing special and most fruit is overrated. I selected a kiwi for my breakfast rec simply because most people are programmed to think they need to eat fruit at breakfast and kiwis are nutritionally very potent relative to serving size, which should be anyone's emphasis when eating something that is primarily water and sugar. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:33 PM Author: insane excitant dingle berry university i don't disagree with you on kiwi, or your approach. i simply don't see any issue with adding banana to your morning routine. There are way worse things to eat, like the other items you mentioned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084392) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge I just think of all the fruit you could eat just to eat it in the morning, banana is a pretty weak selection. But if it prevents you from scarfing down a bagel or bowl of Trix or whatever, then enjoy your banana. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084401) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:37 PM Author: insane excitant dingle berry university i personally don't eat bananas in the morning, or all that often. I just thought it odd to pick on that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084412) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:39 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge I'm already bashing oatmeal man. Why shouldn't bananas be in the crosshairs?
But anyway I think that fruit is very overrated relative to vegetables and should be eaten sparingly and selectively. A banana every day makes no sense to me. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:18 PM Author: Impressive curious gas station potus JFC what an insufferable twat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084860) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:18 PM Author: boyish native greek yogurt is truly shit.
wtf is this trend of removing water from food? Water is a nutrient. Just regular, plane yogurt with water in it and nothing else. Not everything has to be thick and creamy and sweet.
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:24 PM Author: Floppy naked sneaky criminal menage "wtf is this trend of removing water from food?"
I gently knead it out, myself
"Water is a nutrient."
when you digest it, do the calories come out through your skin? |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:25 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084357) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 11:46 AM Author: Sable striped hyena organic girlfriend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24087259) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: adventurous fighting psychic house how is this a trend? what other foods have water being removed from it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084481) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:56 PM Author: boyish native Basically anything that's marketed as thick and creamy doesn't have enough water in it. Not just at the store, but at restaurants, too.
Soups are a big one. I like soup to be brothy and thin. Also sauces, dressings, maple syrups. So many of them are too thick. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 7:05 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge Your idea of what constitutes a trend and conception of how commercial food products are thickened are both fairly interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084529) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 7:39 PM Author: boyish native (aspie)
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Date: September 20th, 2013 7:40 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge I see you have created your own homespun definition for that word as well! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084669) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 3:47 AM Author: mauve hyperactive resort fucking rasquatch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24086831) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 10:12 AM Author: Plum kitchen Water is not a nutrient you retard. It is a solvent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24087011) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 11:37 AM Author: stirring translucent theater puppy just kill yourself, asap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24087213) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: adventurous fighting psychic house you seem like a good dood but saying greek yogurt is "overrated" is batshit insane. it's pretty much the best food out there in terms of being healthy and versatile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084403) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:09 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge 2 eggs sunny side up fried without oil, 1/2 kiwi, handful of almonds.
The eggs take a few minutes to cook while you're doing other shit. Other two items are zero prep. Nutritionally dense, cheap, low carb/high protein, and fast. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:17 PM Author: boyish native Two minutes?!
Dude, a two egg omelette should be twenty seconds.
http://youtu.be/RThnq3-d6PY?t=3m46s
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:23 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge "sunny side up"
That means fried eggs. Fried eggs come out like shit if you heat them rapidly. Introduce them to a slightly warm pan, turn up heat to low, cover, let do for a few minutes. They come out perfect - no rubbery texture or burn, consistent texture, vivid white and golden yellow color contrast, and the yolks are buttery. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:26 PM Author: boyish native i wasn't paying attention
still, just make an omelette and save 1:40. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:32 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge I prefer sunny side up, and it doesn't rob me of time to cook them this way. I put them in the pan, do other shit, come back around when they're ready. That's it. Also I don't want anything except the eggs. The omelette involves prepping other ingredients and ultimately costs you more time. There's also good research demonstrating that the saturated fat in eggs is better for you if the yolks aren't broken and mixed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084387) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:25 PM Author: frisky corner coffee. that should be it til lunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084355) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:26 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge I agree with this too. No real need to eat that early and it's probably better to have long stretches between meals of any kind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084361) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:27 PM Author: boyish native now we know who the fatty is in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084368) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:33 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge Explain yourself turdwoman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084390) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 11:38 AM Author: stirring translucent theater puppy stfu you stupid bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24087217) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:27 PM Author: mauve hyperactive resort standard old fashioned rolled oats are simple, easy and cheap. 1/2 cup oats, 1 cup water, 2:30 min in microwave, toss in some raisins, cinnamon and splenda. takes < 5 minutes to make and eat. i almost spend more time preparing my coffee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084370) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:34 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge OK but you basically just eat a cheap cup of slow carbs for breakfast when you could be copping nutritional density, protein, and healthy fats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084393) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: frisky corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084482) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: Exciting spot fanboi No need for breakfast, unless you're actively seeking to build muscle. Fasting twelve hours is better for health/weight. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:36 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge Ideally 14-15, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084406) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:37 PM Author: Exciting spot fanboi Sure. Just fast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084416) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:40 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge I frequently don't eat much later than 10:00 P.M. or so and won't eat again until 1:00 in the afternoon. I never feel like this is fasting but I guess it's right around 13 hours.
I don't believe in any of the paleo garbage, but it seems like it's a pretty natural state of affairs for the human body to go longer periods without any calories. Or an irregular calorie schedule. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 6:57 PM Author: Exciting spot fanboi That's 15 hours, bro.
Yes, I feel I stress my digestive system when I eat more than twice per day. |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:39 PM Author: tantric cumskin filthpig Stop eating after 7PM and you'll shed a few pounds. You're probably snacking at that time and not really eating anything healthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#36058253) |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: Cruel-hearted garrison international law enforcement agency three of dem stuffed pumpkin donuts from dunkin and a cup of joe with lots of milk and sugar
carbs, protein, and fat, all covered. |
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Date: September 20th, 2013 8:18 PM Author: misunderstood laughsome goyim indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24084857) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 3:27 AM Author: Apoplectic Office Water Buffalo Fuck, I hate threads with over 65 poasts, it's like, I'll never get to read the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24086794) |
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Date: September 21st, 2013 10:03 AM Author: blue anal hall LJL at Greek yogurt deniers. Only XO nutrition MASTERMEN would shit on a 120 cal, low sugar, 18g protein snack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2367182&forum_id=2#24086997) |
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