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holy fuck how do I get a job

literally going insane
unhinged persian
  02/03/14
Whenever I give out job advice everyone ignores me
Charismatic New Version Police Squad
  02/03/14
that is because you are a retard who is wrong about everythi...
marvelous plaza
  02/03/14
...
Green potus state
  02/18/14
I'm honestly interested in what you have to say
Passionate sanctuary
  02/03/14
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2470701&fo...
Charismatic New Version Police Squad
  02/03/14
4 my brehs: http://www.svastralwind.com/uploads/2/7/2/6/272...
unhinged persian
  02/03/14
this is very credited
French Gaping
  07/09/14
and when has that ever stopped you
Chartreuse prole
  02/03/14
Bootstraps, friend. Bootstraps.
Cordovan appetizing halford roast beef
  09/30/15
Law school worked for me
Apoplectic Hairraiser Home International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/03/14
v. subtle flame. ty
jet mind-boggling brunch toaster
  02/13/14
I can help if you give me some more info.
glittery sweet tailpipe
  02/03/14
apply to a lot of them
Green potus state
  02/03/14
It's a numbers game, bro
violent misanthropic indian lodge
  02/03/14
This. Just keep shooting 'em out there and cross your finger...
Talented heaven
  02/03/14
jesus christ what sort of jobs did you apply for
Passionate sanctuary
  02/03/14
Entry level finance analyst-type jobz, the applications just...
Talented heaven
  02/03/14
i see. that's a pretty hard field to break into as well. ...
Passionate sanctuary
  02/03/14
ur not degarding urself enuff. not flame, ur like a guy. fut...
Shaky federal antidepressant drug sandwich
  02/03/14
...
unhinged persian
  02/03/14
its simple. 1. get clients, set up an llc. 2. hire yoursel...
bipolar feces
  02/03/14
apply through friends
Abusive very tactful locus trump supporter
  02/03/14
okay bros, some updates -- got 3 interview invites, 1 for a...
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
PLEASE summarize their networking strategy
fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire
  02/13/14
its really complicated but tbh for an analytic guy like me i...
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
How the hell do you do #4 without coming across as a total d...
khaki medicated filthpig business firm
  02/13/14
thats the key part the book really cleared up for me it has...
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
is it too complicated to explain on here? The only thing I c...
khaki medicated filthpig business firm
  02/13/14
hey lazy nigger, i even linked the pdf in a link somewhere I...
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
TYTYTY
fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire
  02/13/14
yw brother
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
thanks dude
khaki medicated filthpig business firm
  02/14/14
...
Godawful underhanded institution jewess
  02/14/14
LOL, I love this. You are like "omg, nojerb, let's blo...
Curious umber stead
  02/13/14
true
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
...
yellow crawly cruise ship water buffalo
  02/14/14
I'm 1300 apps in and I've gotten 2 legit offers that weren't...
khaki medicated filthpig business firm
  02/13/14
i gave up on them too like 15 apps in but TBH the 1 legit fi...
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
BTW guy in the book agrees with everything we just said. bas...
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
got a couple interviews through applying online of the handf...
Buck-toothed Associate Box Office
  07/09/14
www.usajobs.com
maniacal vibrant rehab
  02/13/14
Job app bros: are you looking for legal work? what are you l...
khaki medicated filthpig business firm
  02/13/14
didnt law school pwn myself thank GOD
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
Then you should be good homie
fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire
  02/13/14
did you go to ls?
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
yeah
fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire
  02/13/14
rank? gpa?
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
Pretty good law school with median grades, probably leaving ...
fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire
  02/13/14
I just gave up and now working in the liberal artist service...
Self-absorbed thriller masturbator
  02/13/14
DESCRIBE also i cant stop wont stop
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
Don't give up. You def more qualified than me. It's been tem...
Self-absorbed thriller masturbator
  02/13/14
did u go to ls
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
no. just putzing around the country for work since UG.
Self-absorbed thriller masturbator
  02/13/14
TTT? GPA?
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
T20 UG. Laughably low GPA.
Self-absorbed thriller masturbator
  02/13/14
...
unhinged persian
  02/13/14
...
Godawful underhanded institution jewess
  02/14/14
this shit is really tearing me the fuck apart bros holy shit
unhinged persian
  02/14/14
i feel like committing seppuku fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
unhinged persian
  02/14/14
What is yoru background? I had a terrible GPA at low ivy and...
Odious Piazza
  02/14/14
Did u vote Obama? Then u deserve it.
heady meetinghouse goal in life
  02/14/14
there is some pretty good advice in here: contacting alumni,...
180 sick brethren
  02/14/14
just got email telling me i failed the phone interview basic...
unhinged persian
  02/15/14
From 2012 I sent out over 30,000 resumes. 5 interview. No jo...
Cerebral ultramarine jap tank
  02/15/14
what
unhinged persian
  02/15/14
I have sent in less than 10 resumes and have already had 3 i...
Adventurous Dog Poop
  02/15/14
DESCRIBE your application submission method like regular ta...
unhinged persian
  02/15/14
3.6-7 gpa from an okay not great college some shit work e...
Adventurous Dog Poop
  02/15/14
...
unhinged persian
  02/18/14
figure something out and create your own.
vermilion trailer park
  02/18/14
thought I'd update my brehs: I followed the book rasqie rec...
unhinged persian
  02/18/14
sorry about your lack of entrepreneurial talent, bro.
vermilion trailer park
  02/18/14
you sound dumb as fuck
unhinged persian
  02/18/14
and you have no entrepreneurial talent. hth
vermilion trailer park
  02/18/14
are you cold e-mailing alums or just random people at the co...
French Gaping
  02/18/14
alums but if those contacts all get burned up i will move in...
unhinged persian
  02/18/14
Dude, relax. Do what I did. Wait tables for a year or so and...
Cobalt multi-colored alpha
  02/18/14
lol ty
unhinged persian
  02/18/14
Are these law jerbs? Is it really that hard out there still?...
haunting ape
  02/18/14
if one has no entrepreneurial talent, absolutely.
vermilion trailer park
  02/18/14
Stfu.
Curious umber stead
  02/18/14
no, applying straight out of UG
unhinged persian
  02/18/14
...
unhinged persian
  02/18/14
...
unhinged persian
  02/18/14
holy shit bros this shit is actually working (I THINK)
unhinged persian
  02/19/14
What are you doing? I could use some advice myself.
peach faggot firefighter
  02/19/14
rasqie mentioend a book and i found a pdf online, linked it ...
unhinged persian
  02/19/14
You said that the alums have been receptive. What kind of re...
Olive Elite Indirect Expression Casino
  02/19/14
very receptive. i have >40% response rate. they vary but...
unhinged persian
  02/19/14
Congrats bro
Soggy Glassy Digit Ratio Friendly Grandma
  02/19/14
ty BROTHER.
unhinged persian
  02/19/14
tons of old, prestigious guys reaching out, giving me good a...
unhinged persian
  02/21/14
r u a lawyer? explain
cyan electric range mexican
  02/24/14
approximate stats so far:
unhinged persian
  02/24/14
Before I read the linked pdf; does it work in a small commun...
pungent histrionic people who are hurt
  02/24/14
It's all very innocuously constructed, so I would answer tha...
unhinged persian
  02/24/14
lol thanks man.
pungent histrionic people who are hurt
  02/24/14
(not a diesel thread; filling out 100s of job apps just is n...
motley private investor love of her life
  02/24/14
re-read the thread, I didn't fill out 100s, I stopped after ...
unhinged persian
  02/24/14
BTW I HIGHLY SUGGEST diesel to apply to places IMMEDIATELY....
unhinged persian
  02/24/14
Yeah man. Diesel has been unemployed for four years but he's...
motley private investor love of her life
  02/25/14
make that 16/29, a solid 55%, with another 2 interviews in t...
unhinged persian
  02/24/14
fuk losing motivation, need to focus on how to capitalize on...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
news at 11: it's easy to get people to talk to you, hard to ...
snowy fortuitous meteor principal's office
  02/25/14
according to the book, it's not that hard to leverage the in...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
then tomorrow at 6: People like to feel important.
Self-absorbed thriller masturbator
  02/25/14
yeah except these people are forwarding me contacts of other...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
yeah, People like to feel important.
Self-absorbed thriller masturbator
  02/25/14
if they get to feel important and I get a shot at a job oppu...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
bro it's fine. it's just the majority of this shit will turn...
snowy fortuitous meteor principal's office
  02/25/14
why should i trust you over the author of the book?
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
im not trying to sell you anything bro. i think it's good yo...
snowy fortuitous meteor principal's office
  02/25/14
you're a hater short term - 2 months max results - 2-3 int...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
When you reach out to alums are you contacting olds or relat...
Green potus state
  02/25/14
book said go for the most senior guy, so I'm talking to some...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
...
unhinged persian
  02/25/14
Did he cop jerb?
violent misanthropic indian lodge
  07/09/14
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Dull cocky hospital
  09/30/15
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heady meetinghouse goal in life
  09/21/17
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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: unhinged persian

literally going insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952419)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Charismatic New Version Police Squad

Whenever I give out job advice everyone ignores me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952430)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: marvelous plaza

that is because you are a retard who is wrong about everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952442)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Green potus state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040896)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Passionate sanctuary

I'm honestly interested in what you have to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952446)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Charismatic New Version Police Squad

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2470701&forum_id=2#24847811

who is this by the way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952553)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: unhinged persian

4 my brehs:

http://www.svastralwind.com/uploads/2/7/2/6/2726225/the_2-hour_job_search_-_using_technology_to_get_the_right_job_faster.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952939)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: French Gaping

this is very credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25897974)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse prole

and when has that ever stopped you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952503)



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Date: September 30th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Cordovan appetizing halford roast beef

Bootstraps, friend. Bootstraps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#28871684)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hairraiser Home International Law Enforcement Agency

Law school worked for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952429)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: jet mind-boggling brunch toaster

v. subtle flame. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013973)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: glittery sweet tailpipe

I can help if you give me some more info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952432)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Green potus state

apply to a lot of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952434)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: violent misanthropic indian lodge

It's a numbers game, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952436)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Talented heaven

This. Just keep shooting 'em out there and cross your fingers. Possibly work a SPS service industry job if you need some cash in the meantime.

It sounds like finding a job in Law is impossible, and if that's what you're trying to find a job in, I'm sorry brother.

Out of school it took me ~300 apps (not in law, though) to land my first position. I got an interview about every ~40-50 submissions, and never got any interest if I was applying out of state.

Make sure you are putting a lot the keywords of the job poasting in your resume and on the application (esp. if its a Brassring or Taleo submission).

It's tough out there, and when you finally do land a position, you're going really wonder why you were locked out of the working world. Three weeks into employment, you'll be whizzing through tasks, lapping your co-workers (incompetent shitboomers and "best of both worlds, yeah whatever, man, we don't complain" shit-x'ers) as if you were James Hunt in 1976.

Keep up the fight. When you do finally reach the summit, you'll look around and see the inefficiency around you. Just imagine if they were all efficient wizard Millennials like yourself, 30% of the workforce would be gone, and you wouldn't have this job.

Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952575)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Passionate sanctuary

jesus christ what sort of jobs did you apply for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952692)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Talented heaven

Entry level finance analyst-type jobz, the applications just added up. I would do ~5-10 a day, bookmarking employers who had easier (non-Taleo type) job submission setups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952706)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Passionate sanctuary

i see. that's a pretty hard field to break into as well.

probably should have applied to other stuff as well to avoid being pwned. it worked out for you but you might have been in real trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952713)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Shaky federal antidepressant drug sandwich

ur not degarding urself enuff. not flame, ur like a guy. futilely trying to pork obj 7+'s instead of staying busy with BBWs to gain experience points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952711)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: unhinged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952897)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: bipolar feces

its simple.

1. get clients, set up an llc.

2. hire yourself.

3. ensure you meet payroll.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952946)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Abusive very tactful locus trump supporter

apply through friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952956)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: unhinged persian

okay bros, some updates

-- got 3 interview invites, 1 for a 2nd tier management consulting company, 1 for a super small mba entrepreneurs "creative" marketing consultancy, 1 for managing an outdoor companys events

i ignored the marketing consultanting company (sorta regret it now, tbf the ceo was an m7 alum but the place reeked of TTT), and also ignored the outdoor company (im not athletic at all atm)

i interviewed with the MC and my anxiety is through the fucking ROOF no idea how i did interviewer was really non chalant from the start

fuckfuckfuckfuck

also the book rasqie talked about seems 180000

today i applied their "networking" method, next week hopefully something pans out from it/i hear back from the MC firm

really really regret ignoring the marketing firm, but then again, i would just start another job search while there and end up fucking them over so w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013855)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire

PLEASE summarize their networking strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013866)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: unhinged persian

its really complicated but tbh for an analytic guy like me its the best networking guide i have found. its also just 1 part of the book. author seems like a really experienced/intelligent guy, and is career dude @ duka MBA.

basically it goes:

1. find alums @ firms you are targetting (it has a method for creating a list for firms). if no alums it gives other methods.

2. send email using template (guy says its a 40% hit rate)

3. do phone interviews (teaches u really great methods for them)

4. get them to internally submit ur resume

5. get interview (book stops short of interview + beyond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013901)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: khaki medicated filthpig business firm

How the hell do you do #4 without coming across as a total douche? I think with linkedin and other google searches it is not impossible to find people to talk with, but it's hard for even an extroverted guy like me to go from informational interview to "send my resume in"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013920)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: unhinged persian

thats the key part the book really cleared up for me

it has 180 structure for the whole process including the interviews and it focuses on time efficiency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013929)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: khaki medicated filthpig business firm

is it too complicated to explain on here? The only thing I can imagine is that you write a thank you to the person and include the resume if they think it can be submitted anywhere, but no pressure on their part

ty for the advice btw I might get the book now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013961)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: unhinged persian

hey lazy nigger, i even linked the pdf in a link somewhere ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013994)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire

TYTYTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014082)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: unhinged persian

yw brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014198)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: khaki medicated filthpig business firm

thanks dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014962)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:03 AM
Author: Godawful underhanded institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25015953)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Curious umber stead

LOL, I love this. You are like "omg, nojerb, let's blow off 2 of 3 prospects, oh shit why am I fucked?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013948)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: unhinged persian

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013999)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: yellow crawly cruise ship water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016221)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: khaki medicated filthpig business firm

I'm 1300 apps in and I've gotten 2 legit offers that weren't embarrassing opportunities. Sucks out there.

One piece of advice: if they use Taleo and those ridiculous online portals, just ignore. They're giant wastes of time. 25% of the time you fill it out and then it won't send or freeze and you've wasted an hour.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013897)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: unhinged persian

i gave up on them too like 15 apps in but TBH the 1 legit firm i have had so far the management consulting place i used their online app. i think its useful if its a highly sought after position, like they are doing some mega hiring, AND you are a little bit overqualified.

im skipping all online apps now though and going to do find alums->email->phone->resume internally



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013925)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: unhinged persian

BTW guy in the book agrees with everything we just said. basically only do them if you are like some sort of superstar candidate. even then idk because my resume is pretty decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013943)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Associate Box Office

got a couple interviews through applying online of the handful of apps I completed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25897937)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: maniacal vibrant rehab

www.usajobs.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013954)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: khaki medicated filthpig business firm

Job app bros: are you looking for legal work? what are you looking for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013966)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: unhinged persian

didnt law school pwn myself

thank GOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014080)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire

Then you should be good homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014095)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: unhinged persian

did you go to ls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014131)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014193)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: unhinged persian

rank?

gpa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014204)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: fragrant chest-beating kitty multi-billionaire

Pretty good law school with median grades, probably leaving law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014210)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Self-absorbed thriller masturbator

I just gave up and now working in the liberal artist service industry. Wage slave 4 lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014045)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: unhinged persian

DESCRIBE

also i cant stop wont stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014083)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed thriller masturbator

Don't give up. You def more qualified than me. It's been temp job to temp job for the past two years. I am a month from finishing one up and dread having to go look for more work. I would kill for like a 35k full-time 9-5 for the rest of my life if that were possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014126)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: unhinged persian

did u go to ls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014138)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed thriller masturbator

no. just putzing around the country for work since UG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014156)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: unhinged persian

TTT? GPA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014196)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed thriller masturbator

T20 UG. Laughably low GPA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014490)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: unhinged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014464)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:04 AM
Author: Godawful underhanded institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25015955)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:48 AM
Author: unhinged persian

this shit is really tearing me the fuck apart bros holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016012)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:48 AM
Author: unhinged persian

i feel like committing seppuku fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016014)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 6:19 AM
Author: Odious Piazza

What is yoru background? I had a terrible GPA at low ivy and have been getting a decent am't of at least phone interviews. No offer yet, but hopefully something will materialize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016037)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: heady meetinghouse goal in life

Did u vote Obama? Then u deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016075)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: 180 sick brethren

there is some pretty good advice in here: contacting alumni, applying to non-law jobs, using the language from the job posting in your cover letter and resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25017277)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:10 AM
Author: unhinged persian

just got email telling me i failed the phone interview basically foe the mgmt consulting firm. the only legit interview thus far.

rock bottom bros. rock bottom.

want to kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022515)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Cerebral ultramarine jap tank

From 2012 I sent out over 30,000 resumes. 5 interview. No job offers.

I was top of my class in a T20 trying for a job in NYC. Any job. Even assistant manager at Duane reade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022531)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:23 AM
Author: unhinged persian

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022537)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: Adventurous Dog Poop

I have sent in less than 10 resumes and have already had 3 interviews

you suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022541)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: unhinged persian

DESCRIBE your application submission method

like regular taleo style shit?

what industry

what r ur credentials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022543)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Dog Poop

3.6-7 gpa from an okay not great college

some shit work experience

entry level shit in different industries

I just find a job I like, and then write a cover letter explaining why I want to do it/why I'm qualified. For applicant tracking systems I alter my resume and include words from the job posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022550)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: unhinged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040692)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park

figure something out and create your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040697)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:44 AM
Author: unhinged persian

thought I'd update my brehs:

I followed the book rasqie recommended to a T. just did a tally on my cold emails -- got an exact 40% (6/15) response rate just like the book said.

I have 2 phone conversations set up, 3 more in the pipeline that I am waiting on an email back to confirm time/date. the other response was by a dude that just copy pasted some generic response and told me to basically read the website and msg recruiter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040701)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park

sorry about your lack of entrepreneurial talent, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040708)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: unhinged persian

you sound dumb as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040710)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park

and you have no entrepreneurial talent.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040715)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: French Gaping

are you cold e-mailing alums or just random people at the company?

blasting resumes online can be a good strategy assuming you're qualified for the job and tailor your resume/cover letter, but it's time consuming. easier to talk to friends/alums. alums tend to be very receptive in linkedin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040729)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: unhinged persian

alums but if those contacts all get burned up i will move in to other realms like the book says

its top 10 firm or bust for me at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040738)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Cobalt multi-colored alpha

Dude, relax. Do what I did. Wait tables for a year or so and do a couple DUIs for your server bros until you get fired for coming in reeking of stale beer. Then find a lawyer to give you a work-for-rent deal and hang your own shingle. After five years of this, join a firm when you realize you have no idea you are doing. They will lay you off, but after a year on UI you will find a firm that will hire you. Three years later and you'll be making $65k when the bulk of your student loans come due. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040727)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: unhinged persian

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040736)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: haunting ape

Are these law jerbs? Is it really that hard out there still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040741)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park

if one has no entrepreneurial talent, absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040747)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: Curious umber stead

Stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040762)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: unhinged persian

no, applying straight out of UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040748)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: unhinged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040876)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: unhinged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040895)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: unhinged persian

holy shit bros

this shit is actually working (I THINK)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046333)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: peach faggot firefighter

What are you doing? I could use some advice myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046347)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: unhinged persian

rasqie mentioend a book and i found a pdf online, linked it above

following the books method 110% and its working to a T

i can take my time and relax now since i can actually see progress vs. shooting resumes in to a black hole

honestly this method makes so much sense too

def think i can at last break in to an elite firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046358)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: Olive Elite Indirect Expression Casino

You said that the alums have been receptive. What kind of responses are they giving you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046373)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: unhinged persian

very receptive. i have >40% response rate.

they vary but i would say like 75% have led to an interview thus far. 1 was a generic see the website response. 1 was a sry we only go through on campus recruiting. but another 1 was straight up invite for recruitment session over the phone. BTW none of these people have even seen my resume. and i don't really have a web presence. my linkedin is like barely filled.

btw these aren't mom and pop firms, but top 10 firms in their field.

i literally just started this a couple days ago and shit is already blowing up.

i can basically "see the matrix" now of the "hidden job market" and all that bullshit networking fluff for realz now.

edit: lol just got another email to set up an interview with a top 10 firm. the guy is also super high level, like literally retiring soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046383)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Soggy Glassy Digit Ratio Friendly Grandma

Congrats bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046350)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: unhinged persian

ty BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046363)



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Date: February 21st, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: unhinged persian

tons of old, prestigious guys reaching out, giving me good advice

double ivy t3 grad today basically told me to apply to the top firms but that i should apply to his too

the ball is really moving

think i was severely undervaluing myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25059497)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 6:16 AM
Author: cyan electric range mexican

r u a lawyer? explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077216)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: unhinged persian
Subject: approximate stats so far:

In 10 days of following that books system (6 business days)

29 emails sent out

15 responded back

8 informational interviews over the phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077212)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: pungent histrionic people who are hurt

Before I read the linked pdf; does it work in a small community environment?

I am looking to jump jobs but my profession, and especially the sub-specialization, is pretty tight-knit. Will the sending of random emails to alums backfire?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077330)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 9:12 AM
Author: unhinged persian

It's all very innocuously constructed, so I would answer that it would not dampen your reputation whatsoever.

But on a more important note, you sound like a major pussy that thinks way too highly of himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077341)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 9:13 AM
Author: pungent histrionic people who are hurt

lol thanks man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077343)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: motley private investor love of her life

(not a diesel thread; filling out 100s of job apps just is not "chill")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077441)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: unhinged persian

re-read the thread, I didn't fill out 100s, I stopped after about 15-10 realizing there has to be a better way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25078130)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: unhinged persian

BTW

I HIGHLY SUGGEST diesel to apply to places IMMEDIATELY.

Any guy that can pick up chicks the way he does will absolutely kill it using networking techniques. And if he uses that book above it starts to become pretty automatic since it's so structured.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25078135)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: motley private investor love of her life

Yeah man. Diesel has been unemployed for four years but he's prolly about to crush it in copping DAT JERB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085109)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: unhinged persian

make that 16/29, a solid 55%, with another 2 interviews in the pipeline. so that's 10 interviews total, basically all with top firms.

cha-cha-chyeaaaaaah...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25078128)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: unhinged persian

fuk losing motivation, need to focus on how to capitalize on all of these new people in my "network" now... need to study up the books method on this last close part. also, i got connects now at like every firm except the 2-3 that i REALLY want. fucking frustrating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084874)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: unhinged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084892)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: snowy fortuitous meteor principal's office

news at 11: it's easy to get people to talk to you, hard to turn that into them actually do something for you beyond talking to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084897)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: unhinged persian

according to the book, it's not that hard to leverage the informational in to an interview

and from their reactions it seems pretty easy, i just am too timid

it's just like pua imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084991)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed thriller masturbator

then tomorrow at 6: People like to feel important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084993)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: unhinged persian

yeah except these people are forwarding me contacts of other people in the firm, giving me advice on which offices are hiring, recommending me to apply to their firm, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084998)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed thriller masturbator

yeah, People like to feel important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085042)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:48 PM
Author: unhinged persian

if they get to feel important and I get a shot at a job oppurtunity so what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085046)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: snowy fortuitous meteor principal's office

bro it's fine. it's just the majority of this shit will turn into nothing and your earlier posts made it sound like you had discovered some super easy way to get hired into a quality jerb. the resume you send this guy he may or may not forward to the recruiting department, which will just put it in a stack with everyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085074)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:56 PM
Author: unhinged persian

why should i trust you over the author of the book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085114)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: snowy fortuitous meteor principal's office

im not trying to sell you anything bro. i think it's good you are developing a network. just sounds like you are going overboard with how effective you think the short term results will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085146)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: unhinged persian

you're a hater

short term - 2 months max

results - 2-3 interviews, 2-3 hot leads i did not pursue for an interview, 2-3 chances for developing hot leads

this isn't going overboard at all. i was just venting on the board. there hasn't been any set backs, just need to take some 5-htp and go for a run or something.

btw have a resume/cover letter screen follow up call with an alum at a top 3 firm in a couple hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085166)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: unhinged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085031)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Green potus state

When you reach out to alums are you contacting olds or relatively young ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085137)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: unhinged persian

book said go for the most senior guy, so I'm talking to some pretty high level guys. the difference in quality between them and some b-school/ug shit head is huge, and it's convinced me that I can "make it" seeing where I stack up relative to people in the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085149)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: unhinged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085212)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: violent misanthropic indian lodge

Did he cop jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25897919)



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Date: September 30th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Dull cocky hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#28871645)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: heady meetinghouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#34264770)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: frum cracking dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#34264824)