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explain why Vitamixes are worth $500 like i'm 5
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant they are just blenders right? what can it do that a $30 blender can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995169) |
Date: February 11th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: vigorous abusive menage 1. actually blend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995172) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: glittery temple french chef They literally have 2 small horses inside the assembly running the motor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995173) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: Drunken Skinny Woman Trust Fund ACTUAL vitamix owner here.
they're simply the most powerful blenders on the market. there are literally things u cant do with cheaper blenders, like obliterate spinach.
also u can get any big city chick back 2 ur place if u tell her u have a vitamix, not flame.
best $400 i ever spent. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant what kinds of stuff can u make in it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995224) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Drunken Skinny Woman Trust Fund 1lb mixed vegetables+2 pints of water-->blend 60 seconds-->chug
there's some other crazy shit i make for girls w/ like yogurt, papaya, spinach, lemons, avacado, etc. really u can do what u want.
for example, the main competitor to vitamix (blendtec) has been blending NON FOOD items. for example:
hockey pucks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxa_64EOmFI
golf club:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_YaNteKmew
baseball:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFkYKKVuGbk
the vitamix can do all that and more. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:34 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant can it blend protein powder and ice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995257) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: Drunken Skinny Woman Trust Fund imagine a regular blender is a fucking catapult. a vitamix is a plutonium bomb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995266) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant wtf don't flame me bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995291) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: Drunken Skinny Woman Trust Fund its lietrally the best appliance u can possibly buy unless ur some sort of lib who has to chop and stir his own shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995347) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: swashbuckling digit ratio wtf am i done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995828) |
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Date: December 27th, 2017 9:28 PM Author: emerald dead heaven goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35021845) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Pearly public bath $500 sounds high. i paid $350 for mine at costco. you can buy a refurb from vitamix for $300.
it makes easy work of eating a lot of veggies. also, instead of ice cream, i throw in a few strawberries to make a nice sorbet. from that alone, it'll pay for itself in a year or two.
also, and i have this on good evidence, women hop into your bedroom if you tell them that you have a vitamix. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: Drunken Skinny Woman Trust Fund there are some vitamixes that are like $800. i think ill achieve wilt chamberlain status if i ever get one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995194) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: Pearly public bath their most expensive model is $440 refurbished. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995251) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant what are the differences in models? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995265) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:36 AM Author: Drunken Skinny Woman Trust Fund more horsepower. the top models can blend up rocks and bowling balls or even a handgun if u had 2 get rid of the evidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995274) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Appetizing striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885411) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:37 AM Author: Pearly public bath not a whole lot. the latest one has a little more horse power that you don't need, and the jar is shorter and wider, making it easier to fit under cabinets on the countertop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995281) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant if you fuck up the blade can you replace it easy? so it's just horsepower and not some super innovative patended design or something? spackler is making a pretty good case for me needing to buy one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995307) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: Pearly public bath yes, to both questions. it mainly comes down to the power and the blade is replaceable. i think blendtec and vitamix are basically the same, but that's one of the advantages of vitamix, as you can replace the blade separately. with blendtec, you have to purchase a new jar. answer me this: do you like america? do you like true detective? if you said yes to either question, you need to cop a vitamix. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995345) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Drunken Skinny Woman Trust Fund 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995349) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant i fuckin love america & true detective (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995384) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:56 AM Author: Pearly public bath if ur finances allow, buy 2 and give 1 to ur parents as a thank you gift for bringing you into this world.
vitamix is an american product from beginning to end. the money you use to buy a vitamix keeps americans employed.
with a vitamix you will eat healthier and feel less sluggish when watching true detective. which will allow you to think more clearly about the plot and character developments.
people used to call america the great melting pot. ten years from now they will say that america is the great vitamix. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant okay i'll get one. i also got a true detective iphone case on HBO's website btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995440) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:00 AM Author: Pearly public bath good man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995451) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: glittery temple french chef Fuck 180 brother buying one now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995462) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: Splenetic philosopher-king 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995810) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995815) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: swashbuckling digit ratio 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995847) |
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Date: February 14th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: cerise station 53495610 copywriting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#25017782) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: Shimmering sinister office keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33124007) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:35 PM Author: Transparent Slippery Wrinkle Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885256) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Fragrant clear bawdyhouse Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885383) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: garnet disrespectful liquid oxygen Blendtec blades are dull, so you don't need to replace them. Vitamix blades will dull over time and require replacement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24997273) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: garnet disrespectful liquid oxygen "Next Generation" models have shorter, wider jars that are easier to clean and aren't freakishly tall like the old ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24997300) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: sable electric stain The blades will generate enough heat that you can make hot soup from scratch in the blender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995268) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: vigorous abusive menage finally…wondered how long it would take to see this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995320) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: pale hyperventilating corn cake clown They're worth it man. I really wish I had bought one last weekend.
I get this girl back to my apartment, things are going well, she's pretty cool. We go into the kitchen to get a drink and she sees my refurbished "Blendtec" I got on sale.
It was all downhill from there and she bailed shortly thereafter, claiming she had "yoga.. or something, in the morning"
She said she'd "try to text [me] later" but I have yet to hear anything from her , FML |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Drunken Skinny Woman Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995568) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: Chrome police squad tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995654) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:44 AM Author: Exhilarant Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995744) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: charismatic location azn You can literally put in an unopened can of vegetables and out will come a completely safe, edible vegetable smoothie. Try it -- it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995818) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: swashbuckling digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995854) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: rambunctious range Vitamixes will help you tear up a lot of things, ask anyone.
But they thing they tear up better than any other appliance? Panties. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: swashbuckling digit ratio basically if u own a vitamix u don't have to jump when the plane crashes, u can stay reclined and ull be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995857) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: charismatic location azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995864) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: primrose corner so they basically made the vitamix out of the black box material?
got it. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: swashbuckling digit ratio yet ironically the vitamix is the only machine that can puree a black box what i'm saying is the vitamix is basically one big diamond |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: charismatic location azn Any one Vitamix is capable of blending another Vitamix within the Vitamix. It seems to defy the laws of physics and nature but try it -- it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995868) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: primrose corner but you could never destroy the vitamix enough to make it fit in the other vitamix, so it is a moot point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995873) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Mint deranged shrine Man have you ever used a $30 blender? They are SPS. Never actually completely smooth after blending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995872) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 4:26 PM Author: Chrome police squad tattoo VROOM! VROOM! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! VROOM! VROOM! VROOM! VROOOOOOOM! |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 9:28 PM Author: Transparent Slippery Wrinkle Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33122771) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:29 PM Author: Transparent Slippery Wrinkle Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348758) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:31 PM Author: Filthy Nursing Home looks like they've gotten a bit cheaper due to more competition in the last few years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348770) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:38 PM Author: maroon domesticated piazza elastic band how are these fucking mixers so popular? seems like that fat gay guy is always hawking them on qvc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348801) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: Filthy Nursing Home they were the original PRESTIGIOUS blender. 5 years ago other than blendtec (which doesn't blend *quite* as well) they had basically no competition, and vitamix has been around a lot longer than that. it's exponentially better than your generic department store blender in terms of actually blending shit.
the last couple of years there have been a lot of powerful blenders come on market for a bit less (~200, you can commonly get vitamixes at $320, less for refurbished) but I'd still take vitamix over any of them based on their track record. They're absurdly reliable and the biggest problem I had with previous blenders (admittedly ttts) was that they just fucking broke all the time. |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: maroon domesticated piazza elastic band i just didn't know that many fucking people make smoothies.
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:52 PM Author: Filthy Nursing Home smoothies are 180 billion I make them all the time
I've also used it to make squash soup when I'm too lazy to use a pot after blending it (the blades spin fast enough to heat it up). TTT blenders will leave strands and shit, with vitamix it's smooth as silk
It's a pain in the ass to get out but can also be used to make almond butter etc. if you're cheap |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Transparent Slippery Wrinkle Lay What kinds of smoothies? I need to switch it up a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348872) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Filthy Nursing Home Usually a green protein fruit smoothie when I don't feel like cooking but still want something healthy instead of takeout garbage
But more standard desert-smoothies are also 180 and I make them from time to time. |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: Transparent Slippery Wrinkle Lay Do you always use bananas? I do. Maybe it's time to drop the bananas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348898) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:59 PM Author: Filthy Nursing Home For green smoothies I do, I let them sit out and brown then stick them in the fridge. Other than spinach they're the base
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Greedy sneaky criminal They're great for blending breakfast smoothies - can slip a morning after pill in to take care of all the honies you creampie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348853) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Coiffed Slap-happy Sanctuary Reading Party Fuck now I really want one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348856) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Transparent Slippery Wrinkle Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348884) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: maize big business firm does it really liquefy peach stones etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885415) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: supple citrine kitchen potus i don't have a vitamix but i have a blendtec and it's worth every penny. it works the way you'd think a blender ought to work. if you put stuff in it, it WILL blend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885438) |