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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:35 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican WTF is this bro? Totally out of the blue...
Do they fire people by taking them out to lunch? |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 6:57 PM Author: opaque macaca fat ankles He's offering 2 months of severance instead of 2 weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25273476) |
Date: March 26th, 2014 10:38 PM Author: heady trailer park <><N O B R E A K F A S T><> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268158) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: Histrionic walnut den 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268219) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: Shaky cruel-hearted queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268227) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: soul-stirring purple twinkling uncleanness masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268453) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:03 AM Author: Dull voyeur death wish Lunch actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25269791) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:45 AM Author: Bonkers Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25269883) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:38 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke someone you work with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268159) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican yea bro, all the time. and this isn't some social thing, it was totally awkward - clearly he has to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268212) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: Vivacious spot pisswyrm I think the Q was asked because most axing stories seem to start out from a partner that you've never heard of before.
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican true, but that's usually like "Partners Phil Van Jefferson Davis III and Elliot Steinberg who you barely know want to see you in their office ASAP"
Do they really take you out to lunch when they are going to can you? |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke when u get shitcanned, usually it's one partner you work with and one partner who does more administrative shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268257) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican i'm pretty sure I know the woman who would fire me. She's not coming to the lunch as far as I know, but who knows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268267) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke maybe there's some mentorship initiative bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268250) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican i already got that in January, there is a different partner who is my "career mentor" or whatever the fuck they call it
this is the guy who i do the most work with. |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke have you ever had a meal with him before?
maybe he just wants to take you to lunch so you feel good about working for him and do a good job and make him $$. |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican no i've never had a one on one meal with him. ever.
It is possible he just wants to chat, but he was very formal about it. like we were in a meeting with a junior associate, and he sent the junior associate away and was like "I need to speak with Jerome about something else" and then said we should get lunch and "not to worry about this because its a good thing."
if he just wanted to shoot the shit I feel like he could have been much cooler about it. |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: Vivacious spot pisswyrm Is he a service partner? Likely aspergers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268322) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke he sounds formal and stuffy is he's doing shit like "I need to speak with Jerome about something else."
he could have just sent you an email or called you. |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican he's a POS but i'm used to it. i'm pretty confident this lunch wasn't his idea and he's been told to send some message.
it may be some bullshit like "UR DOING A GREAT JOB" but i'm not sure why we need to do lunch for that |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:05 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke once again, there could be some initiative or behind the scenes shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268361) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:07 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican that's my guess. thing is, here are two other people around my level, and I'm the only one getting DAT LUNCH. So i'm a little worried it is something major to do with me... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268371) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke same department? do they all work for him? it might not be done at the same time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268491) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:40 PM Author: plum plaza don't it's a trap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268177) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican wtf bro i know that but i wasn't given a choice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268214) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: soul-stirring purple twinkling uncleanness masturbator do you work for martha stewart? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268221) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: exciting blood rage hell isn't that what Martha Stewart says? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268224) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:47 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican fuck two gay guys quoting martha stewart i'm done here... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268234) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:47 PM Author: drunken rough-skinned chad Oh fuck. You have something else lined up right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268233) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican not really bro. one good thing is they normally give people a lot of notice in my group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268248) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: drunken rough-skinned chad Start looking immediately (serious) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268275) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican so i should order wine with lunch, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268302) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: plum plaza bring a .38 in your sock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268242) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican do they have metal detectors at kosher restaurants? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268253) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:13 PM Author: overrated hairraiser business firm jew *GOLF CLAP* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268415) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:55 PM Author: cowardly institution Go ahead and order the lobster bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268292) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: overrated hairraiser business firm jew LOL at them serving shellfish anywhere partners eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268420) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 10:57 PM Author: overrated hairraiser business firm jew They are looking for a new participant for their weekly handsome contest. Mazel t'ov, BRO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268309) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke there's no ' in tov. it's just tow-v. not tuh-ov. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268329) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke good answer. definitely possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268354) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:23 PM Author: Disturbing Skinny Woman Hissy Fit fine i tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268467) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:24 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican its not a bad idea, though. i will be prepared for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268478) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:10 PM Author: cowardly institution You are his dinner for schmucks contestant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268391) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: Blue Black Woman maybe he's just interested in swallowing your semen during afternoon hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268424) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Vibrant milky temple If he told you not to worry and that it is a good thing and then axes you that is like an old school Sicilian mob hit bro. Do you work for a bunch of goombahs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268459) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:23 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican he could do some bullshit like "the firm has decided to give you time to think about your next step."
I doubt they'd take my building ID at lunch and tell me to never come back. |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:25 PM Author: Glassy Glittery Abode Yarmulke they'd do this during a review or something, not over lunch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268484) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 11:40 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican that's probably right. just don't get the point of the lunch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25268580) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:45 PM Author: Disgusting buck-toothed associate international law enforcement agency yeah, if the partner gets up to the go to the bathroom during lunch OP need to head for the hills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25274280) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:25 AM Author: Bull Headed Faggotry Sandwich The good news is you're fired. The bad is you got just one week to regain your job, starting with tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25269832) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:41 AM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican Getting fired might actually be a good thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25269873) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:43 AM Author: Shaky cruel-hearted queen of the night he's gonna break the news that u have lunch cancer man sorry for your lox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25269879) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: peach adventurous orchestra pit messiness This would be the most idiotic way to go about firing someone ever. I would say you have 0% chance of getting canned at lunch, but this being one of the worst managed professional fields there is, I give you 1% chance of being canned if you're in shitlaw and .5% chance if you're in biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25270587) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 6:38 PM Author: Dull voyeur death wish Lol at this completely. But agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25273369) |
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Date: March 28th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican bro, haven't you seen Kramer vs Kramer? I think this was how they did things in the 1970s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25277238) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 11:42 AM Author: peach adventurous orchestra pit messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25270697) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: snowy heaven antidepressant drug ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25271334) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 3:34 PM Author: mind-boggling church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25272323) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Vibrant milky temple I've been waiting for an update to this thread all day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25272978) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: 180 sound barrier This is exactly what martha stewart does before she has her minions ironing king size bedsheets at her mansion 12 hours a day. Enjoy the labor fest! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25273422) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: mind-boggling church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25273733) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Navy Aromatic Water Buffalo Selfie how did it go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25274223) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:41 PM Author: Supple flesh hall Op is a rudolph alt. can't believe we fell for it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25274239) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:46 PM Author: Yapping Pozpig pretty sure he's dead, guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25274289) |
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Date: March 27th, 2014 8:47 PM Author: Concupiscible Lemon Set Sleeps with the fishes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25274305) |
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Date: March 28th, 2014 9:01 AM Author: snowy heaven antidepressant drug WHAT HAPPENED? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25276861) |
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Date: March 28th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: Jet-lagged slimy love of her life pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25277075) |
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Date: March 28th, 2014 10:16 AM Author: Sinister university rigor Hoaps and prayers here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25277161) |
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Date: March 28th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican Not till next Tuesday. He refused to schedule for this week. I noted this was April fools day. He thought that was funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25277229) |
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Date: March 28th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: razzmatazz goal in life DIAF Rudolph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25277254) |
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Date: March 28th, 2014 10:34 AM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican Not Rudolph bro. Also not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25277270) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 2:25 PM Author: snowy heaven antidepressant drug SO WHAT HAPPENED? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25303914) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican Had the lunch. He preceded to tell me that I was "part of the conversation" for partner, but then began the list the various things that were holding me back, which appeared to include that "people think you are difficult" and that "your drafting isn't good enough." Not sure why this needed to be done over a stupid seafood lunch, but it did make it feel very formal.
I guess he thought I should be thrilled that I was even in the conversation and they weren't firing my ass. LOL.
Time to move on, I guess. You guys know any good recruiters? |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Vibrant milky temple The Marines? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304772) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Navy Aromatic Water Buffalo Selfie talk about a mixed message (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304775) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:40 PM Author: saffron space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304784) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:41 PM Author: rambunctious stag film patrolman there's nothing mixed there. OP was being shown the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304793) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:40 PM Author: Gay market just stop being difficult, bro
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Maize stimulating corn cake "You're part of the conversation for partner. Unfortunately, it's mostly a negative conversation." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304865) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:53 PM Author: razzmatazz goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304878) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Hyperventilating sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304886) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:56 PM Author: big violent goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304899) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Free-loading Comical Regret legit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304925) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:02 PM Author: Fuchsia Background Story Sneaky Criminal lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304944) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:04 PM Author: white ticket booth like mj in his prime right now, brej (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304950) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Dull voyeur death wish Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25305320) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 6:20 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican yea it was pretty lame. he specifically presented this as "surmountable issues" but the fact that people think i'm difficult does not seem surmountable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25305465) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:46 PM Author: arrogant crimson box office circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981989) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 11:37 AM Author: Bateful volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#36608411) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:52 PM Author: Bonkers Mad-dog Skullcap Were you wearing a lobster bib? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304870) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Magenta national it's insane how passive aggressive lawyers are. "Don't worry, it's a good thing" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304888) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Fuchsia Background Story Sneaky Criminal Yes. They love these little stabs in all kinds of forms. It's really pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304946) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:05 PM Author: Magenta national Baffling considering how much money these partners are making (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304951) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:45 PM Author: Dull voyeur death wish Pretty easy to explain given that money doesn't make you feel better about being. 5'8" with a microdong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981177) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Scarlet irradiated foreskin ceo Had a similar conversation with a partner recently. It was essentially "here's why you aren't going to make it." Didn't get lunch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304917) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:01 PM Author: Vivacious spot pisswyrm <><>NOBREAKFAST<><> either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304933) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:05 PM Author: Fuchsia Background Story Sneaky Criminal Hilarious how their "reasons" are obviously made up.
It's more like, "So, is there any reason that we absolutely MUST make this person a partner, thereby diluting our own monthly draw? No? Well ok then." |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:08 PM Author: rambunctious stag film patrolman succinct and to the point, you've pretty much summed up the biglaw partner experience here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304969) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 6:21 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican yes, it was like he was saying:
"hey, we need to create a list of reasons why you won't make partner ahead of the time that we actually won't make you partner, so we can point to it at that time to show you why."
"Uh, bro... its cool... we don't have to do that..."
"No, you aren't getting it... we want you to bust your ass for another couple years, and then still be able to say you aren't making partner, and you won't be mad at us because we warned you..."
"Uh... ok"
"Great, now eat your shrimp." |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Vibrant milky temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25305487) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 6:24 PM Author: ruddy vigorous brethren This is what biglaw has become. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25305479) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Yapping Pozpig "people think you are difficult" holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25304964) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 6:23 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican yea i'm "stubborn" or some bullshit... like these guys aren't all asshats.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25305475) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 5:56 PM Author: opaque macaca fat ankles "your drafting isn't good enough."
Why do you write like shit? |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 6:22 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican he was clear to say that my writing was good, but my "technical drafting" needed work because it wasn't perfect when it left my desk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25305474) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 6:21 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy citrine pit so people hate your personality and your writing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25305470) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 6:28 PM Author: Pale charismatic church building multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25305498) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican yea i wasn't sure what to do with this feedback. this was supposed to be "good news" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25307284) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican So, serious question.
Literally nothing has changed since this lunch. Is this just a set up for when a year from now, they have another lunch and say "eh, Jerome, it just isn't working out, for the same 12 reasons we said last year?"
Like, it is this entirely just a set up without substance? If so, what's my timing like? |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:15 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican just quit. feels good bros. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981047) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:22 PM Author: Chartreuse excitant location quadroon 180!
What's next? |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:28 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican in house pseudo business role at large institutional client. Sortof fell into my lap randomly - definitely was more open to listening than I normally would have been after my lunch, and it all just came together.
had coffee with the same partner to tell him about the job. No hard sell for me staying. Was like "oh what we talked about before is still all true" and "just won't know anything until the conversation happens, which won't be for a few years at least." That being said, he wanted to make it very clear that I was "deciding that I didn't want to be a partner" and that I was totally on track and its entirely my choice. |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:33 PM Author: Marvelous factory reset button dysfunction Congrats bro.
Comp? |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:41 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican slightly better, "room for growth", YNY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981156) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 1:30 PM Author: Marvelous factory reset button dysfunction sounds good man. as long as "room for growth" doesn't have a similar meaning as "it's a good thing."
what yr are you?
i'm about to make the in-house leap in a couple of weeks. |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Jade Friendly Grandma Congrats!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981799) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Infuriating ivory keepsake machete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981079) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:28 PM Author: fragrant dingle berry boiling water unnghh brother. 1-fucking-80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981089) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:15 PM Author: Carmine community account wholly shit 180 clitdick balding kike boomer plantation partners DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981815) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:49 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican tbf, this is probably what they were hoping for.
ONE LESS YEAR END BONUS!!! YNY!!! |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:52 PM Author: Carmine community account bump this thread in six months when ur chill fratty coworker invites you to lunch.
"OH NO VP OF SALES WANTS TO HAVE LUNCH AM I FUKKED?:
lol jk I'm not in a biglaw hell room anymore so I don't have to worry about lunch ruining my career and life" |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Burgundy Hunting Ground Milk quitting a soul sucking job is the best feeling ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981856) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:46 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican that's what i'm starting to realize. physically it feels like i just woke up and saw the sun was shining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#25981984) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 2:56 PM Author: Carmine community account it's morning in midtown 37th floor office america again
were can all still maek it |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:00 PM Author: arrogant crimson box office circlehead still 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#27173200) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:54 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican still feels good bros. fukkkkkk so happy i did this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#27173183) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:57 PM Author: sexy immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#27173196) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:15 PM Author: appetizing red theater stage famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#27173307) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:02 PM Author: arousing grizzly rehab half-breed Happy for you bro, beep beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#27173213) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:03 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican tnx bro. stop by the garage next time and i'll change your oil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#27173223) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:05 PM Author: Jet stirring school haunted graveyard awesome. congrats. not having to bill is the best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#27173235) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:18 PM Author: Floppy hairy legs mexican Fuck Biglaw can’t believe I ever stressed out about this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#36122974) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 11:35 AM Author: multi-colored lodge wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2528381&forum_id=2#36608399) |
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