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I accidentally bought the "gay" fleshlight... FUCK MY LIFE

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a sh...
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whats their refund policy?
amethyst travel guidebook stage
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Sounds like you're gay bro
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tyft, would read again
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lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"
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OUT the other ideas!
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God's love has its limits.
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what's gay about this
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is this from misc?
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if only :((((((((((((
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you peed for about a week?
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no it burnt for a week when i peed
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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a shop who's website claimed they would have them. Unforunatley they were out. I started looking at fleshlights but without much prior knowledge. I liked the price of the Sex in a Can line and was just browsing those.

The lady that worked there started giving me the spiel about how popular Fleshlights are and whatnot and said the stamina control unit was the most popular after the original.

I'm looking at the cans and they all have different textures and it was tough to figure it all out on the spot. They all had different openings too but I didn't care much about whether it looks like a pussy or an ass or a mouth - I want the one that feels best based on rubber things I rub on my dick.

I played it safe, I thought, and went with the one with the mini-stamina control texture - most popular and presumably tighter... I ain't that big. Bonus was the opening was just a small hole, I thought, that didn't look like anything. No fake pussy or mouth, or fangs - fyi: some have fangs.

But then I get home. Well, the first thing I did was use it once but during that I noticed that it did have that balloon knot look of an asshole but whatever. It felt fucking awesome. When I was done, and satisfied, I started googling the "Gape Soda NSFW" ( http://www.fleshjack.com/jacks-soda/ )I bought and absolutly everything turned up gay and I'm not super comfortable with that. Turns out I bought a Fleshjack - the gay Fleshlight.

As much as the fake pussy versions are supposed to make you think pussy, this one is designed to be a dude's ass... that doesn't work for me. I'm trying to reconcile that it's just rubber and the same way I didn't need fake pussy lips means that I don't have to think of this thing as a dude's ass but it's not easy. I mean on one hand it's still the best tightness and texture for me, but I'll be penetrating a fake male butthole.

I'm not having a crisis that using this makes me gay. No, I just want to enjoy my $50 toy and I can't escape the thought of it being a male butt, which I don't really want. I don't want to buy a pussy based unit but I might have to now because I like the feeling but I have trouble with it this way.

I don't know... and I'm drunk now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516791)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook stage

whats their refund policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815809)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: painfully honest passionate base

Sounds like you're gay bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516806)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

fuk u bro this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516817)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: wine useless brakes set



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: coiffed idea he suggested

tyft, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516816)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

You think this is bad? Here's why I had to toss my last one -- The pussy lips on the fleshlight were a little disfigured from when I dabbled in pyro fetish. I coated the entry to the fleshlight with lighter fluid and germx and set it on fire and fucked it. First of all, lighter fluid deteriorates the material and so do flames. The next problem I ran into was my thrusts forcing the globs of flaming germx to fly off of the fleshlight and nearly set my rug on fire. The last, and arguably most important problem with this is that you will burn your dick. If your thrusts don't put out the blaze in the first few pumps, you'll be left with a peeling dick for a week. Would not recommend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516833)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

To be honest, I really don't know why I was even intrigued by it. I thought it would be fun to fuck a pussy that was on fire, but wouldn't want to risk hurting another person. I liked the idea of pulling out and cumming on the flames to put them out. The heat was too much so I thought maybe a condom would protect me for a few more seconds. It ended up burning right through the condom and giving me a nasty little burn on my shaft. After I burned myself, I stopped trying to fuck it while it was on fire but instead coated it in germx and had a lighter closeby. When I got close to climax I lit it up and shot my load but I was in too much pain for an impressive release. Also, I had to pour water on it and put ointment on my burns. It was one of those ideas that sounded a lot better in my head than in reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516853)



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Shimmering frozen fat ankles

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25544855)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Laughsome swollen liquid oxygen legal warrant

180

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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: excitant forum

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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Stimulating flatulent cruise ship

lmao

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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: aqua appetizing sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:52 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook stage

I truly hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349208)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Balding location shitlib

lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733011)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Bearded Deer Antler Church

OUT the other ideas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733438)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: wine useless brakes set

God's love has its limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728150)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Wonderful Corner Personal Credit Line

I just "want the one that feels best" lisped the totally straight bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516824)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:58 AM
Author: exciting sandwich

Jack's Gape Soda is the perfect pick-me-up for hung tops. You know how to work a bottom's hole to make entry as pleasurable as possible ... But we've done the work for you and this bottom is ready to play! Featuring a relaxed opening and the Stamina texture from Endurance Jack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516844)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Glittery citrine dilemma

what's gay about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516851)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: demanding hyperventilating hell lettuce

simmer down earl

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: exciting sandwich

is this from misc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516863)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

if only :((((((((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516873)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: Cream godawful point tattoo

You're a creepy, psychotic asshole on this board. Seems like you had it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516864)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

I know man, I know. I've done a few other weird things too. You know those glowsticks that are really long that you can make into a loop and wear around your neck? I had a bunch of those a couple years back and i'd lubricate them and put them in my urethra. Then when I got good and hard, I'd bend my penis to activate the glowstick. It was really satisfying to hear the crack of the glowstick coming from my cock. It made me feel like I was breaking my dick in half but without actually harming myself. I stopped doing this after two events put a damper on the fun. Once I got overzealous and put the glowstick all the way in to where I couldnt see it anymore. It took a long time to coax out. The other time, the plastic had some imperfections and ended up slicing the inside of my penis a bit. It burned like a thousand suns when I peed for about a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516871)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: exciting sandwich

you peed for about a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516879)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

no it burnt for a week when i peed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516986)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Laughsome swollen liquid oxygen legal warrant

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815868)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:03 AM
Author: Boyish khaki range bbw

i think you put quotes around the wrong word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516882)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: exciting sandwich



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: marvelous spot milk

ok i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516953)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: zippy step-uncle's house weed whacker

took me a second, but so did i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517103)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: marvelous spot milk

not proud to admit it but it took me a sec too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519890)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516964)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook stage

This is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733105)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: French prole

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733441)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Gaped domesticated gas station boltzmann



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: wine useless brakes set



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Vibrant site

So the lady at the store thought you were gay?

What do you look like, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516896)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

No i just picked it without really thinking about it. She probably assumed I was gay when I handed it to her to ring up though. There was nothing obviously gay on the packaging, it's just the online marketing that makes me go wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516993)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Provocative jet-lagged gaming laptop ticket booth

180

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:12 AM
Author: learning disabled field



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Irradiated death wish



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: arousing salmon doctorate karate

*slowly backs out of this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517001)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

cmon bro drop some insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517030)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: wine useless brakes set



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:44 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

thinking of buying this... thoughts?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517060)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Talented Piazza

Reminder...THIS is the mental image the sex toy you are fucking is intended to evoke:

http://static.fleshjack.com/landing/jacks-soda/gape-gfx.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517089)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

fuck off man this isn't helping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517094)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Talented Piazza

it doesn't turn you on thinking about pulling down those tight little purple briefs to reveal his twinkbottom as he lovingly gazes back at you with a shit-eating grin that bears mild to moderate features of mental retardation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517129)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: nudist 180 hall sound barrier

that's y u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517131)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: bateful church building

how is it gay? is it a butthole that comes with glued on hair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517133)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:09 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

did you click the link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517146)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Vibrant site



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Laughsome swollen liquid oxygen legal warrant

protip- never buy the butthole version of these things, just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519866)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Degenerate Brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25521074)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: cerebral rough-skinned black woman



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Histrionic hairy legs wagecucks

I don't understand why they make it like a soda can. Whats the appeal of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479325)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: thriller community account

When you leave it out people will assume the cheap plastic can of "gape soda" that reeks of semen is a delicious beverage and not something for jacking off

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Shimmering frozen fat ankles



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:42 PM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: aqua appetizing sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 8th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Ruddy bat-shit-crazy house persian



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: hideous free-loading antidepressant drug



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Erotic fragrant pit halford



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Date: October 7th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed den



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:55 PM
Author: Ruddy bat-shit-crazy house persian



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: floppy library

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: Shimmering frozen fat ankles

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: racy ungodly friendly grandma trust fund

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chest-beating university coffee pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479557)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed den



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: Black ratface french chef

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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: coral spectacular windowlicker quadroon

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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: Ruddy bat-shit-crazy house persian



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: judgmental station

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Date: April 13th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Ruddy bat-shit-crazy house persian



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Shivering Business Firm Toilet Seat



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed den



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:46 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2016 4:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514406)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: olive deranged kitchen

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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook stage

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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring abode gunner

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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:30 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:06 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2021 7:21 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: aqua appetizing sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: hideous free-loading antidepressant drug



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:40 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Sable fluffy meetinghouse

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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Titillating bronze senate cuck

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Date: December 15th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed den



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Date: August 6th, 2019 8:24 AM
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Date: April 6th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Primrose juggernaut tanning salon

the original link looked something liek this fwiw

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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed den



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:30 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:45 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:46 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45727633)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:49 PM
Author: Ruddy bat-shit-crazy house persian

it's too bad the link in OP died. it directed to a page that looked like this https://heyepiphora.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fleshlight-fleshjack-sex-in-a-can-jacks-soda.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728172)