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Pregnant wife DEMANDS sex constantly---is this normal?
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: arousing kitchen As soon as the second trimester hit she seemed to get a bit crazy. Is this normal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534932) |
Date: May 10th, 2014 12:16 AM Author: internet-worthy house puppy get to jail fetus rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534933) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: arousing kitchen but your honor, with the way that fetus was dressed and acting i coulda sworn it was at least 8 mos along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534953) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: internet-worthy house puppy *feminists claiming fetus has no right to not be raped as it is incapable of withholding consent* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534978) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: galvanic sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534982) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: arousing kitchen lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535005) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: Rebellious stock car nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536190) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Cowardly trip hospital lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536265) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: supple fear-inspiring gunner institution hormones going crazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534958) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:24 AM Author: arousing kitchen i've been married for too long, i guess--2-3 times daily seems like way too much for me these days. especially when the draft is on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534975) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: supple fear-inspiring gunner institution do her large nipples turn you on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534983) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: arousing kitchen they haven't gotten much larger, but they've gotten darker (which i like, b/c they're normally very light pink, so it's nice to have a little change up.)
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Ungodly High-end Chapel Cuck sucks for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534967) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: arousing kitchen thankfully she's not really showing yet, so it's not like fucking a dairy cow yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534980) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:10 AM Author: Tan self-absorbed toaster Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536229) |
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Date: May 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Navy diverse meetinghouse *milch cow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25548868) |
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Date: May 12th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: arousing kitchen lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25548872) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:24 AM Author: Startling Flushed Stain meh also, lol |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: galvanic sanctuary describe constantly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534977) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: arousing kitchen well, our schedules haven't overlapped all that much for the past week, but at least twice a day (morning and evening) and if we happen to be home at the same time in the early evenings then she wants it then as well.
probably doesn't seem like a lot for you single doods, but we were at 3-4 times a week before the pregnancy, so 12 times since Monday seems like a lot to me. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: galvanic sanctuary that amount of sex is obscene if you are older than like 22. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535010) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: arousing kitchen thank you---you're a voice of reason.
i feel so oversexed that i can't even enjoy internet porn anymore, and i loves me some internet porn. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: galvanic sanctuary do you feel guilty if you say no like you will hurt her feelings or make her feel unsexy bc shes preggers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535025) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: arousing kitchen i don't think she'd feel bad or unsexy if i turned her down, but i haven't really tried to yet. i sort of half-heartedly tried to refuse a couple of times but she started sucking my dick and i gave in (although she did seem kind of annoyed that i finished in her mouth one of those times). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535045) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Electric Stead pro-tip: most single people barely have sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535014) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 6:45 PM Author: know-it-all salmon church building trump supporter especially on this site eyyo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25538309) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: House-broken sexy range toilet seat this is rape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25534979) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: arousing kitchen well, i did feel like i was sort of being forced to do it a couple of times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535015) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Electric Stead do you cum every time? how long does this shit last? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535011) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: arousing kitchen for the most part, yeah, i cum every time. i'd say it's about 15-20 minutes per session, on average. i'm enjoying this weird phase, but it's vastly different from how she normally is.
hormones must do some crazy shit to women, i guess.
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Electric Stead what position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535037) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: arousing kitchen i'd say it's split 30% missionary, 30% doggy, 20% cowgirl, 10% her on her side, and 10% her lying flat on her stomach.
there's more of her on top than usual, and I'm getting much more ball attention/licking during BJs than before. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: Electric Stead lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535076) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 6:27 PM Author: chest-beating university "there's more of her on top than usual, and I'm getting much more ball attention/licking during BJs than before. "
Go on. . . |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant Did not happen with my wife, though I've heard of it happening to varying degrees. My wife's libido was pretty much the same as normal. I wish it had gone up a bit. Would have been fun (though 20/week is a bit excessive).
I loved pregnant sex. Maybe it's not the same for guys with curvier wives, but for those of us who have wives on the petite side, the wider hips, added cushion, bigger boobs, different nips, different-feeling vag (something they don't really tell you about) make it feel like you're fucking someone totally new, but without cheating. It's fun. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: arousing kitchen brother, you are spot on. my wife's very petite (although she had pretty big breasts to start with) and it's been great---it's like banging a new body. i love it.
the different feeling vag was a shock to me---i'd never heard or read anything about that before. it's 180. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:53 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant My wife is a small b on a good day, so the fact that she was fully filling out a d cup during the later stages of pregnancy was a pretty enjoyable change-up.
I really enjoyed pregnancy sex during all pregnancy stages. By the end, it becomes pretty unwieldy, but it was still fun and hot in its own way. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:01 AM Author: arousing kitchen My wife has decidedly non-preftigious D or DD cups normally, so things are just getting insane now. Earlier this evening I realized that if you position things just right she can fit a nipple in her mouth without too much trouble, so I made her do that while I plowed away. Good times.
any advice going forward, brother? (on pregnancy sex or the whole process in general---I'm pretty clueless and overwhelmed by the idea of fatherhood). |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:17 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant Enjoy the sex now, because her OB will instruct her no sex for 6 weeks minimum after baybee arives.
You'll figure out the parenting shit as you go. I have 3 now, so it all feels routine, but everyone is scared shitless the first time.
My 5 bits of sorta non-obvious advice for first time dads: 1. Do whatever you can to chill your wife out about "birth plans". Women can become obsessed with this shit, and it's retarded. Don't do alternative birthing methods. Go to a hospital. Encourage her to take the epidural. Prevent her from fixating on "the experience". If 12 hours into labor the doc says it's going to have to be a c-section, trust your doc. You picked her. Believe in her judgment. The goal is to get a healthy baby. Everything else is secondary. Your job is to keep your wife on task. 2. Strongly encourage your wife to find a new moms group in your neighborhood. This is critical and neither of you realize it yet. There's probably a neighborhood email listserve, and may even be a neighborhood moms/parents e-mail listserver. Encourage her to sign up now, so she can keep tabs on newly forming mommy groups. Trust me on this. It's going to keep her sane, and keep her from taking her insanity out on you. 3. Don't waste your money on a bassinet or co-sleeper thing. Just buy this: http://www.fisher-price.com/en_US/brands/babygear/products/51903. It's cheap, small, really portable, and better than the other options. Set it up within arm's reach of your wife on the side of your bed. 4. Take as much (paid) paternity leave as your job will give you. 5. You're not going to break the baby. Chillax. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:25 AM Author: arousing kitchen Brother, thanks so much for the advice--it's really very helpful. the mommy group thing would never have occurred to me.
For some reason, my wife has decided that doctors will just want to c-section her, so she's come up with some bizarre things---like she doesn't want to have the IV hooked up when she gets there, doesn't want the constant fetal heart monitoring, etc. she thinks that these things will just lead to the dreaded (by her) c-section. i've been doing my best to try to get her to chill out about this, but with not great results.
speaking of birth plans---does anyone (doctors or hospital staff) pay attention to these? or is it just a way to feel like you're exercising control over things?
Edit: about the 6 week prohibition on sex after delivery---am i correct in assuming that my wife will be too tired for BJs? should i just figure on youporn for the first few months?
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:35 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant Breh, you need to fight this c-section paranoia. Now. Seriously. It comes from mommy blogs she's been googling late at night, and it's deranged.
The hospital monitors the baby's heartrate so the baby doesn't fucking die. Yes, if the heartrate indicates distress, they'll push for a c-section, but (1) it's not common -- I had 3 kids, no issues, and (2) do you really fucking want to play around with this even if it does lead to more c-sections that absolutely critically necessary?
The IV is for a combo of hydration, antibiotics (if strep-b positive), and pitocin (if needed to help further contractions). This shit is important, though declining petosin is not totally insane.
Your wife is not a doctor (right?). She doesn't know a god damn thing. She's just trying to control a scary situation. Put a stop to this shew-like behavior. Use the opportunity of appointments with your OB to ask questions so the OB can explain what's going to happen in the delivery room and why. When talking to your wife, keep playing the "I love Dr. [OB she chose and presumably likes]. We know she's good. I really think we should trust her judgment rather than second-guessing someone who trained for a decade in this shit based on second and third hand stories about bad experiences involving bad OBs." |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:53 AM Author: arousing kitchen Those seem like good strategies. I'll try to work in some questions at our next ob visit.
I think this craziness is being driven by a book she read ("expecting better" I think it's called). It's really befuddling to me--I think the goal is to leave the hospital with a healthy baby, and if it involves a c-section who the fuck cares?
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:58 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant C-sections aren't ideal, if for no other reason than it more than doubles the duration of the hospital stay, and the recovery sucks. But, it's about a healthy baby. And if you don't trust your doc to act in your best interests, then you need a different doctor. It's amazing how women get so wrapped up in paranoia that they lose sight of this simple truth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535319) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:03 AM Author: arousing kitchen The thing I find frustrating is that the ob practice and the hospital we're going to both have very low rates of c-section. So it's not like there's any evidence that it'll be done just for shits 'n giggles, or to drive up the fee.
Episiotomies are her other boogie man----she's convinced that she'll get one, despite having made it clear to everyone that she doesn't want one unless there's a compelling reason.
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:23 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant My wife did stress about episiotomies a bit before the first kid, but my sense is that fist time moms fundamentally don't really get how and when they happen. At least based on my experiences, it's not like you're just sitting there mid-labor and the doc says "Ya know, I'm gonna make a cut." It's something that happens as the baby is about to crown, and the doctor won't even ask or tell you it's happening. The entire point is simply to control tearing, so that it's easier to clean up after the fact. Your wife cannot possibly know when and to what extent it will be needed. It's all based on a judgment b the OB about how bad the tearing is about to be. And it's not like you can call a timeout to have a debate. At that moment, worrying about an episiotomy will not be on her mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535388) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:30 AM Author: arousing kitchen on the plus side, though, if she winds up getting one she'll have something to complain about for the next several decades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535416) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant It's really not a big deal. The baby comes out. The cord gets cut, the nurse will immediately whisk the baby to the other side of the room to clear out the gunk and get it crying, then the baby will be handed to mom and she holds for 1 minute before the nurses take the baby to the other side of the room again to do the apgar tests and clean the kid up. Over the next 5-10 minutes, the baby gets a bath, gets weighed, etc. During that time, you'll be standing by the baby wathcing all of that, while your wife is still in bed getting cleaned up and likely stitched up a bit once the placenta is delivered (whether the stitching is to repair a cleanly cut episiotomy or natural tearing, it's still the same stitches in the same place doing the same thing). Within 20 minutes, it's pretty much done. In all but the most severe cases, the healing is natural, the stithes dislove, etc. She'll be quite sore for a few days, as you would expect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535436) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:40 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant BTW, the mommy group is important because she's going to be couped up in the house with an infant 24/7, with very limited human contact if she's like most new moms (i.e. terrified of leaving the house with the baby other than for walks around the neighborhood and surgical strikes to the super market or babies-r-us). She's going to by dying for adult human contact and the chance to vent to people who understand her situation. You don't understand her situation. You don't want to be her only source of venting, because she'll end up getting pissed at you for nothing. A dozen other moms with infants not only understand her situation, but actively crave the bitch sessions that all women love. The pressure release of just a once or twice a week get together of a mommy group will make a massive difference for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535259) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:58 AM Author: arousing kitchen this seems like great advice. i've already noticed that there seems to be a lot more inexplicable crying going on, which makes me very nervous about post-partum depression. i think the mommy group idea will help keep her on an even keel (and hopefully prevent her from taking everything out on me).
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Date: May 12th, 2014 6:20 PM Author: fragrant athletic conference site tbf, women are different and my bff who just had a baby 2 months ago went a few times to a neighborhood mommy group and quit b/c she couldn't stand the women (said they were mostly SAHMs comparing their strollers and discussing the minutia of their days with baby). she termed it "sorority rush with diapers."
don't know what sort of personality you wife has, but i assume that, as with any gathering w/ a gaggle of women, it becomes a bit of a one-upping contest and she may either feel accepted or alienated. |
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Date: May 12th, 2014 6:22 PM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant obviously you're dealing with a small group, so you need some luck. But it's worth a try.
That said, the tension between shrews and SAHMs is very real. |
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Date: May 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: arousing kitchen I'm not sure she'd want to hang out with a bunch of SAHMs. She's a prof at a SLAC and will be teaching a (reduced) load, so she'll have adult contact, thankfully. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25548870) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:47 AM Author: Seedy avocado library indirect expression wtf is a birth plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535282) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 1:53 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant See my post above. It's a vile trend where women (presumably mostly Gen X and Gen Y yuppies) decide that they know enough about obstetrics from reading blogs that they neeed to demand control over the entire birthing event. They want to control EXACTLY how it all goes down, including what the doctor is allowed to monitor or do (and when). It sometimes veers into choreography of who can be in the delivery room at what points and/or what music is playing, etc. It's basically just shrewery. It's absurd. And then, when things inevitably don't go down as the shrew has pre-planned (because the labor & delivery nurses do what they do), the shrew get hystical about the whole thing and spend months griping about how the "experience wasn't what I had hoped for."
Thank god my wife didn't pull any of this shit, but I know many women who did, including my sister-in-law and wife's best friend. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:06 AM Author: Seedy avocado library indirect expression Jesus. Women are awful when they aren't taken in hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535336) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:09 AM Author: arousing kitchen it's especially bad with pregnancy b/c they think they're entitled to be very prima donna-ish and demanding---many of them seem to act like children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535341) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:14 AM Author: Seedy avocado library indirect expression Godspeed keeping your wife in line through all this, brother--sounds pretty rough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535354) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:14 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant The horse may be out of the barn for this breh. I'm hoping he can still save it, tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535360) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:19 AM Author: arousing kitchen lol, ty brother. it hasn't been too bad so far, if i'm honest. she can still be reasoned with, it's just that you wind up having to make the case several times. it's kind of like slapping a hysterical person---eventually she calms down and sees reason.
having said that, she has yet to discover all the online mommy blogs---she may be a lost cause after that. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:07 AM Author: arousing kitchen I read one on the internet the other day that included a proviso that the husband was to be the fist person to touch the baby's head when he was crowning. Also, the umbilical cord was not to be cut until it had stopped pulsating, whatever that means.
It's absurd to hear all these women (who were undoubtedly social science majors) suddenly proclaim themselves experts on the merits of sythetic vs. natural oxytocin. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:13 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant It comes from a place of fear. These women feel like they've lost control of their bodies, which seem to grow and change daily. Then, at the end, they're going to endure a painful experience which they've heard about their whole life but cannot possibly understand in advance. Combine that reaosnable anxiety with some good shitlibby "hospital corporations/insurance companies are out to get women" rhetoric and you get this birth plan movement.
Thing is, OBs get this shit literally every single day. They know how to answer every question, and explain and justify every action. So, that's why I was saying to use the OB to make your case for you. Ultimately, shrews gonna shrew. But hopefully you (and your OB) can mitigate the extent of it. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:15 AM Author: arousing kitchen brother, one other question--how different will my wife's vagina be after the birth? (assuming it's a vag delivery).
will it be a lot looser and less tight? |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:19 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant I imagine this varies quite a bit based on a number of factors, but my wife's was not dramatically different at all. I could notice a minor difference though, mainly on the tightness of "going in". Pre-first baby, that first inch or two of insertion was always very tight, and then it was a less so as I got deeper. After baby, the first couple inches were less tight, but the rest was basically the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535373) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:27 AM Author: arousing kitchen whew, that's a load off my mind. i keep hearing that things are ok afterwards if she's good about doing kegels, but every few days my wife is like "oh yeah, i keep forgetting to do those". i was afraid i was going to be wizard sleeve pwned.
also, thank you again for your advice. it's amazing how few real-life resources there are for doods in this situation. i looked at a couple of books that claimed to be for dads, but really were obviously just there for women to buy----for eg, no discussion of sex, but page after page of how I could support my wife during the process, by doing things like getting her flowers and scheduling days at the spa. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Tan self-absorbed toaster It will be like a cheese enchilada now, sorry bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536268) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:23 AM Author: supple fear-inspiring gunner institution Shrew in stirrups, purple Twinkie labia viewable to all, shitting in a bucket, still has no shame, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535387) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: arousing kitchen if i could avoid being in the room when it happens you better believe i would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535422) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant Good news is that you can easily, easily make sure that you stay "north of the equator" throughout the whole process. in fact, your wife may well prefer that you do. If you don't want to see anything, it's easy not to. Just park your chair up by her head and hold her hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535449) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:47 AM Author: arousing kitchen that sounds like a plan. i really don't want to see anything if i can avoid it.
i'm headed off to bed to rest up for my obligatory morning sex romp, but i'm very grateful for the insights, brother. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 4:28 AM Author: hot amber regret I didn't have any of that birth plan crap. I had a dangerous first pregnancy and I was more than content to let my obstetrician run things. Basically he gave me advice and I took it. After all he had done thousands of births and I was about to do my first so I figured this guy is the expert how stupid would I be to try and second guess him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535638) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: arousing kitchen what was high risk about your pregnancy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536224) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:21 AM Author: olive rehab describe your wifes feet (and post pics if you have some) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535381) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:28 AM Author: arousing kitchen i've honestly never really paid that much attention to her feet, much less photographed them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535409) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: Electric Stead im not a foot fetishist, but i like it when women have nice looking feet (and hands for that matter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535438) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:45 AM Author: arousing kitchen i think you'd be disappointed in my wife's feet---she wears sandals a lot and has a few callouses. and they're very small as she's only 5'1. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535461) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 2:50 AM Author: Electric Stead hmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535469) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 7:12 PM Author: House-broken sexy range toilet seat still don't understand foot fetishers to this day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25538507) |
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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:36 AM Author: arousing kitchen yeah, i don't get this at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25541335) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 4:29 AM Author: hot amber regret Oh you poor man. Well if its any consolation she certainly won't be feeling like sex for a long time after the birth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25535639) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: arousing kitchen this is getting pretty comical---she woke me up at 8 this morning to get it on. we're both hanging out at home today, so maybe i should make sure i'm fully hydrated and in a good place psychologically in order to prepare for today's onslaught.
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Date: May 10th, 2014 10:16 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Godawful Famous Landscape Painting Native describe how the puss changes during pregnancy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536110) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: arousing kitchen i can only speak to the one pregnant puss i've experienced, but it's much "grippier", almost more like anal in a way. it's 180.
apparently there's some sort of congestion of some fluid or something around the vag that makes it snugger. i'm a juris doctor, not a real doctor, so i don't know what the hell is going on technically, but it's a good time.
on the downside, though, a couple of times she's had a thicker, almost white look to the lubrication. it's not pungent or anything, but it's definitely not anything i've seen before.
of course, it could just be darnell's creampie. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Godawful Famous Landscape Painting Native is the poon ruined after birth? i am scared of all of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536232) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:15 AM Author: arousing kitchen from the couple of poasters on xo i've asked about it (and a dood IRL) it sounds like things get back pretty close to where they were. which is a huge relief.
and if she has a c-section i don't think it's even affected at all. |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Godawful Famous Landscape Painting Native puss is tight now, so i should be good. ty. i am still scared of the actual babby tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536280) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:40 AM Author: arousing kitchen yeah, i would be too. my wife's pretty small in general and i've never been able to come anywhere close to getting my whole hand in her. i don't see how she's going to push a babby's head and shoulders through there.
jfc, before that it's got to go through the cervix, which is (iirc) the more painful part.
are you forming babby in the near future? |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Godawful Famous Landscape Painting Native i found out yesterday i formed babby. too early to start preparing i guess. we formed one last year and it did not make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536465) |
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Date: May 12th, 2014 4:42 PM Author: arousing kitchen i'm sorry to hear that---better luck this time 'round. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25548324) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:44 AM Author: black adulterous public bath legal warrant I'm not going to fake my way through a detailed anatomy discussion. Let's just say that there's a lot of natural swelling "down there" as part of the body's process of preparing to give birth. It's also all a little more sensitive. From the guy's perspective, everything is tighter, yet you also need to pay a little extra attention to make sure she's properly warmed up for the event. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536368) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:59 AM Author: arousing kitchen another good aspect is that before my wife was pregnant she had a very sensitive cervix, so i'd always have to worry about going in too far, or hitting it at the wrong angle. that seems to have gone completely away now, and i can just go to town. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25536460) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Buff exhilarant skinny woman (Lexington Steele) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25538212) |
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Date: May 10th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: chest-beating university " that seems to have gone completely away now, and i can just go to town. "
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Date: May 10th, 2014 6:59 PM Author: arousing kitchen lol, thank you, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25538421) |
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Date: May 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: Tantric cracking telephone den is your bull asking for overtime? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25548894) |
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Date: May 12th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: arousing kitchen what makes you think there's just one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2563806&forum_id=2#25550142) |