Date: May 18th, 2014 12:42 PM Author: Charismatic crusty trailer park
"so i thought it was odd when you wanted to honeymoon in korea, but now i find out that the DragonCock just happens to be going on right in the hotel that you booked for us? is that really just some sort of coincidence?"
"oh come one honey, i booked you all all day spa getaway and i have front row tickets for the splash zone! it's a win win! and we're here anyway!"