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dark wrinkle karate
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dark wrinkle karate
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razzle address
  06/07/14
MIT frat party. Bunch of chill-as-fuckkkk future Getco emplo...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
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fragrant scourge upon the earth
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disrespectful frisky associate
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razzle address
  06/07/14
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Hilarious athletic conference
  06/07/14
(likes)
spectacular state macaca
  06/07/14
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Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor
  06/07/14
lmao
Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
strong start out the gate 180
Bespoke disturbing mad cow disease knife
  01/18/18
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disrespectful frisky associate
  06/07/14
Wedding reception afterparty in rural Mississippi. Bunch of ...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
uenghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Black stead liquid oxygen
  06/07/14
180
disrespectful frisky associate
  06/07/14
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razzle address
  06/07/14
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Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor
  06/07/14
180
fragrant scourge upon the earth
  06/07/14
180
brindle apoplectic filthpig roommate
  06/08/14
twist: I organized this
Shaky pearl garrison
  06/09/14
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disrespectful frisky associate
  06/09/14
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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spectacular state macaca
  06/07/14
Girls night out. Bunch of mid-20's professional women (mix o...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
lol
fragrant scourge upon the earth
  06/07/14
jfc
spectacular state macaca
  06/07/14
Devastating.
Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor
  06/07/14
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fragrant scourge upon the earth
  06/07/14
he's practically obligated to go pumo
hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard
  06/08/14
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silver razzle-dazzle parlour
  11/08/14
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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180 zombie-like hall incel
  01/18/18
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Black stead liquid oxygen
  06/07/14
Notre Dame game day party. The Fightin' Irish are playing Ar...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
ty for the ND bashing re. needing a late TD to beat Army
aromatic domesticated stain pisswyrm
  06/08/14
TDs aren't worth 9 to be fair.
Carmine menage kitty cat
  05/22/15
all of these deserve 180's but this one in particular is sha...
geriatric saffron windowlicker
  06/09/14
Days later I'm still loling about this
tan provocative plaza toaster
  06/09/14
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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fragrant scourge upon the earth
  06/07/14
Orientation week party at a major American university. Bunch...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
wtf man
fragrant scourge upon the earth
  06/07/14
nvm - I thought you said "American University". I ...
fragrant scourge upon the earth
  06/07/14
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor
  06/07/14
Pack of PwC business consultants who are in Kansas City, MO ...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
Ty
Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor
  06/08/14
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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Topaz pit nibblets
  06/07/14
Drunkard is alone in his living room on a dark and stormy ni...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
I would never drink the Yankee swill makers mark.
Amber Depressive
  06/07/14
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adventurous old irish cottage
  10/09/15
fucking lol
azure vibrant institution jewess
  06/08/14
"Who has no breakfast now!", he thunders holy l...
hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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infuriating ape hell
  06/07/14
Bunch of 24 year olds who have been working various entry-le...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
go on
spectacular state macaca
  06/07/14
well, they end up putting bleach on the carpet, and now ther...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/09/14
:(
passionate affirmative action
  06/09/14
Yes, yes, yes!!!
infuriating ape hell
  06/08/14
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
This one deserves more recognition.
Medicated chad
  04/17/17
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Amber Depressive
  06/07/14
A group of Renfaire enthusiasts in rural Maryland gather at ...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/07/14
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fragrant scourge upon the earth
  06/07/14
Good effort
Amber Depressive
  06/07/14
do they eventually get into the summer wine?
spectacular state macaca
  06/07/14
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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Bateful alcoholic step-uncle's house sandwich
  06/07/14
It is December 2012. A mid-sized company is having the annua...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
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Hyperventilating kitchen
  06/09/14
lol life sucks fuckkkk
arousing cuck
  11/08/14
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
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Purple potus
  06/08/14
It's a Friday night party at the University of South Carolin...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
ouch
fragrant scourge upon the earth
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azure vibrant institution jewess
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Mauve Space Cumskin
  06/08/14
Damn bro...thats pretty brutal pwnage. But id be down to ba...
Purple potus
  06/09/14
rofl
adventurous old irish cottage
  10/09/15
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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Slate anal turdskin
  06/08/14
180
pale hyperactive hospital hunting ground
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Two Russian businessmen meet for the very first time at one ...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
cr
Slate anal turdskin
  06/08/14
lol
Hyperventilating kitchen
  06/09/14
rofl 180
harsh cerebral forum
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
how the fuck did this turn out to be a great thread
brindle apoplectic filthpig roommate
  06/08/14
Ethan and Jacob were born and raised in the wilds of Alaska,...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
well, shit delivered
brindle apoplectic filthpig roommate
  06/08/14
looool
arousing cuck
  11/08/14
LOL
adventurous old irish cottage
  10/09/15
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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azure vibrant institution jewess
  06/08/14
It is the fall of 2008. In the common room of a dorm in New ...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
lol ty
azure vibrant institution jewess
  06/08/14
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Slate anal turdskin
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Mauve Space Cumskin
  06/08/14
The shouts of "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???" get lo...
hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard
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multi-colored amethyst goal in life
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Ungodly Home Brethren
  02/06/17
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180 zombie-like hall incel
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vermilion principal's office
  06/08/14
It's on-campus interviewing season at the nation's top law s...
dark wrinkle karate
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lilac giraffe hairy legs
  06/08/14
Somewhere in Florida, a group of only somewhat shaven men we...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
what great accomplishent
lilac giraffe hairy legs
  06/09/14
damn
beady-eyed range skinny woman
  06/08/14
It is 3 AM in Manhattan. The city isn't quite asleep yet. Bu...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
holy shit, you rated him as bbooooom
Slate anal turdskin
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hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard
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Hyperventilating kitchen
  06/09/14
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arousing cuck
  11/08/14
lol. Wtf
fragrant scourge upon the earth
  06/08/14
holy shit ty
beady-eyed range skinny woman
  06/09/14
go
Jade motley dilemma dragon
  06/08/14
It's a costume party at one of America's top-ranked universi...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
rofl!!!
Hyperventilating kitchen
  06/09/14
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beady-eyed range skinny woman
  06/09/14
love it
Jade motley dilemma dragon
  06/09/14
180
arousing cuck
  11/08/14
rofl!!
adventurous old irish cottage
  10/09/15
gogo
Supple alpha rehab
  06/08/14
Lufthansa flight 456 takes off from Frankfurt International ...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/08/14
!!!
Mauve Space Cumskin
  06/08/14
lololololol
Slate anal turdskin
  06/08/14
180
Shaky pearl garrison
  06/09/14
180!
Hyperventilating kitchen
  06/09/14
YNY
arousing cuck
  11/08/14
this is a 180^180 thread. I write for a living, and you're ...
Red faggotry
  06/08/14
It is the summer of 1932. Two impeccably dressed men meet in...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/09/14
omg
Mauve Space Cumskin
  06/09/14
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Irate Very Tactful Piazza Toilet Seat
  06/08/14
The year is 1530. Outside of the German city of Zwickau, Mag...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/09/14
180
disrespectful frisky associate
  06/09/14
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Irate Very Tactful Piazza Toilet Seat
  06/09/14
My kind of party.
Irate Very Tactful Piazza Toilet Seat
  06/09/14
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stimulating station legend
  06/09/14
After years of corporate litigation, political ass-kissing, ...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/09/14
*SLOW CLAP*
Hyperventilating kitchen
  06/09/14
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rose bbw dingle berry
  06/09/14
180
Carmine menage kitty cat
  06/09/14
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hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard
  06/14/14
Holy fucking shit
stimulating station legend
  06/14/14
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adventurous old irish cottage
  10/09/15
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stimulating station legend
  02/06/17
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hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard
  06/09/14
It's 2010 and Felicity and Rebecca are aspiring actresses/so...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/09/14
loved the TWIST
Slate anal turdskin
  06/09/14
180
hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard
  06/14/14
lol
arousing cuck
  11/08/14
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swashbuckling school trust fund
  10/09/15
180
adventurous old irish cottage
  10/09/15
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Shaky pearl garrison
  06/09/14
tweeting this thread http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/stat...
House-broken cordovan chapel
  06/09/14
fuck my ass. I've been going to all the wrong alcohol partie...
Cowardly business firm crotch
  06/09/14
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Duck-like awkward doctorate
  06/09/14
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exhilarant queen of the night
  06/09/14
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Gay immigrant coldplay fan
  06/09/14
But what alcohol for me
Nighttime fantasy-prone mood
  06/09/14
Thanks for the feedback guys. Ironically, I am going to an a...
dark wrinkle karate
  06/09/14
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Gay immigrant coldplay fan
  06/09/14
can you rate the alcohol party you attended as an alcohol pa...
Slate anal turdskin
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big son of senegal
  06/09/14
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odious theatre regret
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Copper wild site yarmulke
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Racy Jet Stock Car Antidepressant Drug
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geriatric saffron windowlicker
  06/09/14
OP nevar delivared
Nighttime fantasy-prone mood
  06/12/14
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Laughsome shivering telephone
  06/14/14
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Wonderful carnelian multi-billionaire heaven
  06/14/14
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Electric marketing idea indian lodge
  06/14/14
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vermilion principal's office
  06/14/14
MOAR!
Heady degenerate locale
  06/14/14
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Cowardly business firm crotch
  11/08/14
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curious senate
  11/08/14
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Canary Thriller Crackhouse Gaping
  11/08/14
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Cowardly business firm crotch
  05/22/15
clutch bump. great thread
geriatric saffron windowlicker
  05/22/15
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Cream becky
  05/22/15
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Irradiated demanding mad-dog skullcap
  07/25/15
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Wonderful carnelian multi-billionaire heaven
  10/09/15
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insanely creepy pervert
  10/09/15
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Unhinged hominid
  02/06/17
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Aqua hairraiser rigor theater
  10/09/15
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umber orchestra pit
  11/14/15
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dark wrinkle karate
  02/06/17
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Medicated chad
  04/17/17
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Cream becky
  04/17/17
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nofapping death wish milk
  06/30/17
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geriatric saffron windowlicker
  01/18/18
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glittery base
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Carmine menage kitty cat
  01/21/18


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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: razzle address



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

MIT frat party. Bunch of chill-as-fuckkkk future Getco employees cross the Harvard Bridge to their frat house in Boston. Plan is to drink some Sam Adams for a few hours, then go into town and mack on BU girls.

One dude brings a bottle of sorghum liquor that he got from his family back in China. Everyone takes a few shots, and before you know it half the room is passed out, half the room is vomiting, and nobody ever made it out to BU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708447)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: disrespectful frisky associate



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: razzle address



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Hilarious athletic conference



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: spectacular state macaca

(likes)

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: February 6th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren

lmao

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Date: January 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Bespoke disturbing mad cow disease knife

strong start out the gate

180

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: disrespectful frisky associate



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Wedding reception afterparty in rural Mississippi. Bunch of chill-as-fuckkk bros with pickup trucks and gun racks go to a park with picnic benches under a roof (like http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/54546/54546,1180581487,1/stock-photo-picnic-tables-and-grill-under-wood-roof-structure-in-local-park-3414811.jpg) and just start throwing back cans of Bud Light. Within a few hours, half the group is skinny dipping in the local swimming hole as the sun goes down.

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Black stead liquid oxygen

uenghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: disrespectful frisky associate

180

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: razzle address



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth

180

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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic filthpig roommate

180

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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Shaky pearl garrison

twist: I organized this

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Date: June 9th, 2014 9:33 AM
Author: disrespectful frisky associate



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Date: February 6th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: spectacular state macaca



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Girls night out. Bunch of mid-20's professional women (mix of consultants, lawyers, and social media professionals) go out to a raunchy comedy show and yell "woooooooooooooooooo!" or "yeeeeeeeeah!" together each time a joke remotely involving female sexuality is made. Meanwhile they sample a variety of cocktails and more than meet the 2-drink minimum.

They leave the comedy club in various stages of tipsiness and definitely want to hit up a bar or dance club next, but can't agree on which one. The girl who's had the most to drink gets sick and vomits into a gutter while the others stand around and say "oh my god are you ok?"

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth

lol

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: spectacular state macaca

jfc

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor

Devastating.

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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard

he's practically obligated to go pumo

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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: silver razzle-dazzle parlour



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Date: February 6th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



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Date: January 18th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: 180 zombie-like hall incel



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Black stead liquid oxygen



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Notre Dame game day party. The Fightin' Irish are playing Army and a bunch of ND alums working in Chicago finance/Chicago biglaw go to this one dude's apartment to cheer on the golden domers. Various midwestern craft beers are procured for the event. When ND goes up by 9 after a late touchtown, many high-fives are exchanged and the troop rolls out to River North in navy blue polos, khakis, and of course ND baseball caps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708535)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 12:33 PM
Author: aromatic domesticated stain pisswyrm

ty for the ND bashing re. needing a late TD to beat Army

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Date: May 22nd, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: Carmine menage kitty cat

TDs aren't worth 9 to be fair.

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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: geriatric saffron windowlicker

all of these deserve 180's but this one in particular is shamefully short of bumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716726)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: tan provocative plaza toaster

Days later I'm still loling about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25718483)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Orientation week party at a major American university. Bunch of 18 year olds who have mostly never drank before are introduced to beer and vodka by a bunch of smug 21 year olds who have already been drinking for a few years and feel they know a lot about alcohol (they have not yet reached the more illustrious status of 27 year old who thinks he knows everything about scotch, but some are on their way).

Spin the bottle is played, because they're old enough where it can be ironically fun. Two very inebriated chicks make out with each other, a story that will unfortunately follow them around for the next decade.

One kid inevitably takes more shots of vodka than his frail freshman body can take and is rushed to the campus teaching hospital to get his stomach pumped. The campus police, knowing this happens every year, had notified the hospital and an ambulance was standing by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708564)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth

wtf man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708570)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth

nvm - I thought you said "American University". I guess this isnt so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708578)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561666)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708466)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Pack of PwC business consultants who are in Kansas City, MO to help a client implement a strategic plan to clarify the decision-making process hit up the Power and Light district in the evening.

They don't all drink the same thing. Some of them ask what the best local IPA is. Some of them go with rum and coke. One dude who is Mormon just gets a diet sprite.

But they all belt out the same tune at karaoke. "Werewolves of London" - and they make the howls in multi-part harmony while the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708604)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Native Fortuitous Meteor

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714778)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561669)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Topaz pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708487)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Drunkard is alone in his living room on a dark and stormy night. He is wearing a lab coat. In one hand, he has a bottle of Wild Turkey bourbon. In the other hand, he has a bottle of Makers Mark Kentucky straight bourbon.

He cackles with delight. In an affected German accent, he says "they called me mad. but today, I will see what happens when I mix two different brands of bourbon. mwahahahahahahaha!"

the resulting mixture is an abomination in the eyes of God, but he drinks it anyway. Lightning strikes in the distance, temporarily illuminating the darkened lab. "Who has no breakfast now!", he thunders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708636)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Amber Depressive

I would never drink the Yankee swill makers mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708660)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: adventurous old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#28933211)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: azure vibrant institution jewess

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711200)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard

"Who has no breakfast now!", he thunders

holy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714983)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561673)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: infuriating ape hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708497)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Bunch of 24 year olds who have been working various entry-level white collar jobs get together at somebody's new apartment. His apartment is relatively small compared to the others, but he is the first person in the social circle not to get his furniture from IKEA so it has a very distinctive feel that the others find upscale, sophisticated.

Having left behind the Coors Light of their college days, our young professionals are signaling their self-perceived maturity by procuring the comestibles and combustibles they associate with high status: wine, cheese, and crackers. All from Trader Joe's of course.

A paralegal at an IP litigation firm, who had pregamed by going out with coworkers for happy hour (part of a three month project to try all of the city's happy hours) is already losing precise motor control and spills a glass of red wine onto the brand new carpet the property management company had lovingly installed not two months ago.

Silence sweeps into the apartment, on pounding cheetah feet. The host turns off the jazz music playing on the sound system. People start giving contradictory advice on how to clean up the carpet and getting out the stain.

"Cover the carpet with bleach!"

"No, don't use bleach!"

"Pour baking soda over it. Or baking powder, I don't remember which!"

"BLOT, don't rub!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708690)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: spectacular state macaca

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708821)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

well, they end up putting bleach on the carpet, and now there is a white stain instead of a red one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715329)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: passionate affirmative action

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716358)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: infuriating ape hell

Yes, yes, yes!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25710499)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561683)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Medicated chad

This one deserves more recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#33091771)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: Amber Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708566)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

A group of Renfaire enthusiasts in rural Maryland gather at a backyard patio. One of their ilk has finished brewing the new year's supply of mead.

A variety of drinking vessels line up for a sample of the new batch. Some bring German-style beer steins. One dude has a fucking drinking horn. Others have earthen mugs, and some lazy fuckers just brought modern beer glasses.

"Huzzah mead!", one participant yells. The scene soon descends into a frenzy of hip-hip-hoorays and toasts to the health of the king. The village cobbler begins hitting on a visiting pirate wench (whose tight corset gives her stare-worthy cleavage on both her front and her back), and they will end up fucking that evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708736)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708744)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Amber Depressive

Good effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708829)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: spectacular state macaca

do they eventually get into the summer wine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708830)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561688)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic step-uncle's house sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25708826)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

It is December 2012. A mid-sized company is having the annual holiday party at its NJ corporate headquarters. A diverse mix of employees are enjoying the cheese and cracker tray, as well as chilled Heineken and similar-tier beers, all paid for by the top execs.

As people get drunker, it is determined that a "Gangnam Style" dance-off is called for. It is, after all, the height of the song's popularity. Several senior executives get on stage and start dancing. Suddenly, the stage beneath them creaks. One portly 47-year old middle manager panics and loses his balance. He takes a big tumble off the stage and seriously injuries his back. Women shriek, men look around with no idea what to do. The music goes off.

Since a workplace safety issue happened, the company can look forward to an embarrassing visit from OSHA. A liability lawsuit is almost certain to come as well.

The next day, Richard Reiner, 27, comes to work at 9:00 AM. He has just been hired as an assistant general counsel. He finds two somber men in suits at his desk, waiting for him. "Mr. Reiner," one of them says. "We need a new company policy on holiday parties. Can you help us draft it?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25710737)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716457)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: arousing cuck

lol life sucks fuckkkk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#26674234)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561694)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25710476)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Purple potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25710505)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

It's a Friday night party at the University of South Carolina. But these are not prestigious SEC frat bros with navy blazers and Beatles hair. No sir. Nor are these hot-as-fuckkkk prestigious sorority girls who sleep with football players. Nope.

These are more pedestrian USC students. None of the guys can trace their ancestry to Charleston elites, only a few can trace to plantation owners. All of the girls are at least slightly overweight and some are wearing sweat pants. And they're doing the same thing they have done every weekend since the semester started: going to somebody's dorm room to play beer pong.

The game starts. Team Jed is taking a strong lead over Team Liam. A bunch of the freshman girls, whose alcohol tolerance is not particularly good yet, decide it would be hilarious to start talking in British accents.

Within a half hour, everyone is talking in a British accent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711148)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711175)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: azure vibrant institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711238)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Mauve Space Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714912)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Purple potus

Damn bro...thats pretty brutal pwnage. But id be down to bang a slightly chubby 19 y/o 5 drunkenly yelling in a british/carolina accent.

Also you obviously arent from the south...there were probably like 40 plantations in all of SC but anyone whose grandad was a doctor or lawyer or banker before WW2 is now from an "elite charleston family"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25718514)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: adventurous old irish cottage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#28933223)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561701)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Slate anal turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25710508)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 12:35 PM
Author: pale hyperactive hospital hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25710521)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Two Russian businessmen meet for the very first time at one of Moscow's most prestigious fusion restaurants. Viktor Nikolayevich owns several heavy manufacturing plants across Siberia. Grigory Vladomirovich has a relatively new fortune based on mining in Central Asia, and he also has critical political connections to the ruling Unity party. Viktor is the wealthier man, but his lack of access to the Kremlin has hampered him lately.

Clearly, both men could help each other. But can they build trust?

Viktor orders a shot of vodka, straight up. He takes it in front of Grigory, with no apparent effect. Grigory orders a more expensive vodka, also taking a shot of it. Wiping his mouth, he says "Good evening Viktor Nikolayevich! How are you doing?" - the ordinariness of the phrase shows how he too is unaffected by such pathetic quantities of hard liquor.

The two men trade increasingly larger and more potent shots throughout the night. By 11 AM, they are bear hugging each other and dancing together to traditional Russian folk songs. This will be a long and fruitful business partnership.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711162)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Slate anal turdskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714772)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:03 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716463)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:09 AM
Author: harsh cerebral forum

rofl 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716489)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:06 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561708)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic filthpig roommate

how the fuck did this turn out to be a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711229)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Ethan and Jacob were born and raised in the wilds of Alaska, but recently they moved on a whim to the big city - of Philadelphia, thousands of miles away. They get jobs as movers and spend the day transporting bookshelves and sofas, and the nights partying.

One Friday night they in their apartment wallowing through several bottles of absinth and cheap champagne when they get an idea: why not do something typically Alaskan on the East Coast? And what could be more Alaskan than...bear hunting!

So they sneak into the Philadelphia zoo and find the bear enclosure. As they try to climb into the cage, they set off an alarm. Ethan gets away and hides, but Jacob is stuck in the fence. The police arrive and begin arresting Jacob. Ethan is still shitfaced, but the desire to protect his bro overrides all else. So he takes off his pants, puts them on his head to make himself look scarier. Then he charges the police with a knife in hand.

Oh crap, he realizes the police are armed and he'll need a projectile weapon too.

So he slices off his own penis and throws it at the police.

The re-attachment surgery is not successful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711263)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic filthpig roommate

well, shit

delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711295)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: arousing cuck

looool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#26674249)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: adventurous old irish cottage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#28933240)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561723)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: azure vibrant institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711247)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

It is the fall of 2008. In the common room of a dorm in New Haven, CT, some of America's most promising young scholars are gathering around a TV to watch a presidential debate between Senator Barack Obama and Senator John McCain. But this is no ordinary debate party.

No, a member of their group has printed out a flyer from a left-leaning political discussion forum. What does it contain? Directions for a DEBATE WATCH DRINKING GAME.

Everyone has a red cup of their favorite alcoholic beverage. When John McCain says "maverick" or talks about the need to finish the job in Iraq? Yep, that's a drink. When Barack Obama says "let me be clear?", yep, that's also a drink.

The crowd becomes rowdier and rowdier as the otherwise unmemorable debate stretches on. The shouts of "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???" get louder each time John McCain says something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711290)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: azure vibrant institution jewess

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711513)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Slate anal turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714774)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Mauve Space Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714889)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard

The shouts of "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???" get louder each time John McCain says something.

u actually went to this one, didn't you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715015)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25718498)



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#32561730)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: 180 zombie-like hall incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#35186738)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: vermilion principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711267)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

It's on-campus interviewing season at the nation's top law schools, and junior associates from Skadden Arps have been sent to Philadelphia with one mission: find the top students at Penn Law, invite them out for a night on the town, and figure out which ones have social skills that might justify extending an offer

Being chill, alpha bros who learned how to balance life and success during their non-feeder COA clerkships, they take a gaggle of 2Ls out to a fancy place and get bottle service, a first for many in the crowd.

One particularly enthusiastic 2L is new to Philadelphia: he just transferred in a few months ago after dominating at a much lower ranked school. He wears large round glasses and peppers the associates with questions about their practice area all night long. He laughs awkwardly at every single joke they make.

He's really the only guy from that group they'll remember. And he won't be getting an offer from Skadden: not at 2L OCI, and not at 3L OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714722)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: lilac giraffe hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711477)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Somewhere in Florida, a group of only somewhat shaven men wearing short-sleeved dress shirts and thick glasses sit nervously in a command center. On a big screen, they observe a rocket launch: a rocket they had been building together for the past 5 years. A rocket they had defended against multiple budget cuts, a rocket that naysayers said would never get built and never accomplish its mission.

They stare intently at the rocket as it blasts off and goes higher and higher into the atmosphere. Finally, it is successfully placed into high Earth orbit. The mission is on its way to success!

Scattered claps grow into thunderous applause as more team members realize what has just happened. Finally, a middle aged man with a raggedy tie and a potbelly goes to the fridge, and brings out a bottle of champagne that he bought at Wal-Mart a few years ago. It was the most expensive bottle of champagne that Wal-Mart sold back then.

"I've been saving this for a special occasion," he tells his teammates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714758)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 9:51 AM
Author: lilac giraffe hairy legs

what great accomplishent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716415)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed range skinny woman

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711525)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

It is 3 AM in Manhattan. The city isn't quite asleep yet. But 55 stories above the still-bustling streets, an executive suite is empty. Well, almost empty.

The CEO is staring intently outside the large glass window in his office. He is holding a bottle of premium vodka, a niche brand that few have heard of but that the city's hottest clubs almost universally stock.

"Are you familiar with this brand of vodka?", he asks the escort whom he has paid to be his sole companion. She shakes her head.

"The water that this vodka is made with comes from springs deep in the heart of the Mongolian desert. It comes from an oasis that thousands of desperate men have died trying to reach. Today the Mongolian government only allows a small percentage of the water to be harvested, lest it dry up."

"So the water gives it a special flavor?"

"No. Any special characteristics of the water are lost when it is filtered back in America. There is nothing special about the vodka. Its success is pure marketing. It is a gimmick, a fraud upon the outside world!"

There was something off about his tone on the last sentence, the woman thinks. She nervously plays with a strap on her tight red dress.

"And you know what? It's not just this vodka. ALL success is just marketing. ALL success is a fraud!"

Just as she realizes where this is going, the man pulls a handgun from his jacket, puts it to his forehead, and yanks the trigger.

A single shot rings out. Brains and blood spatter on the wall. The bottle of vodka falls to the floor and breaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714846)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Slate anal turdskin

holy shit, you rated him as bbooooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714900)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715026)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716473)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: arousing cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#26674264)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth

lol. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714921)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed range skinny woman

holy shit ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715244)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: Jade motley dilemma dragon

go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711527)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

It's a costume party at one of America's top-ranked universities! Kelly, a 20-year old sophomore, is dressed as Hannah Arendt, whose books she just discovered. She likes that Arendt is a strong woman who respected the life of the mind, but also had practical things to say about the modern world.

With a drink in her hand, Kelly-turned-Hannah sees someone coming towards her out of the corner of her eye. Is it...oh god, it is.

It's Timothy Chang. He has been unsuccessfully hitting on her for the last two months. And he must have stalked her and learned what her costume was, because he's dressed as friggin Martin Heidegger, the Nazi-sympathizing professor that the real Hannah Arendt had a torrid love affair with in grad school.

Timothy comes up and gives a hopelessly awkward (but bold) pickup line. Kelly clearly is having none of it. In a moment of poor decision, a frustrated Timothy gets way too into the Heidegger character and channels his anger into a Nazi salute.

Two weeks later, the administrative panel convened to investigate this incident suspends Timothy for two semesters. Informally, he is told he should start looking at other colleges. He will never attend medical school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714911)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen

rofl!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716477)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed range skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716493)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Jade motley dilemma dragon

love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25720808)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: arousing cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#26674268)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: adventurous old irish cottage

rofl!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#28933261)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Supple alpha rehab

gogo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711602)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Lufthansa flight 456 takes off from Frankfurt International Airport, with direct service to LAX. In the last row of business class sits KING_OF_RUCKUS. He is wearing a massive robe, a replica of the one that Napoleon allegedly wore at his coronation.

Once the airplane reaches cruising altitude, KOR gives the signal to members of his crew. They take out their carry-on luggage and begin removing bottles of Patron they bought at the duty free shop. A stewardess sees what is happening and begins to object, but she is silenced when a member of KOREA hands her a wad of big-faced euro bills.

KING_OF_RUCKUS stands up and declares that the party is at wherever he is, and right now he is in Lufthansa Business Class. His assistants begin pouring patron into the cups of other passengers. Several white businessmen begin to take advantage of this initial patron offering.

The alcohol acts as a social lubricant, and soon many passengers are engrossed in conversations with their seatmates. A few even approach KOR. They learn of the excellent deals he has secured on luxury goods recently, and many become interested in investing in his upcoming line of upmarket skullcaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714981)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Mauve Space Cumskin

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714991)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Slate anal turdskin

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714996)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Shaky pearl garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715263)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716479)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: arousing cuck

YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#26674271)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Red faggotry

this is a 180^180 thread. I write for a living, and you're very talented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25711607)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

It is the summer of 1932. Two impeccably dressed men meet in the Foreign Ministry in London. The heat is intense, and many of their coworkers have taken to the country. But having been stationed in Madras for many years, our two protagonists are unimpressed with present mercury levels, and downright disdainful of the alleged "humidity" in the air outside.

After exchanging initial pleasantries, they begin to share a bottle of fine scotch. Then, they get down to business. Today's topic? An upstart Austrian Corporal named Adolph Hitler, who has made news of late in the Weimar Republic.

"Hitler will never be Chancellor so long as Hindenberg is alive," one man confidently announces. "I'm not so sure," the other man says. "The old man might be pressured into selecting another man of the hour. But I'll tell you this much: Hitler's first term as Chancellor will be his last. He won't be able to revive the economy, he'll be blamed for another round of inflation, and his political career will end up in the gutter like so many prior reichskanzlers. And if he tries anything funny with his brownshirts, the Communist paramilitaries won't let him get away with it. They'll fight each other to the death before either can seize complete power."

"I still think you give the man too much credit," his conversation partner said. "Say, would you like a cigar?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715084)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Mauve Space Cumskin

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716533)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Irate Very Tactful Piazza Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25714775)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

The year is 1530. Outside of the German city of Zwickau, Magdalena is a simple peasant girl, 19 and newly married. She notices that some of the girls she grew up with go off into the woods on certain nights, returning by morning. Curious, she finally inquires what the purpose of their journey is.

They look at each other nervously. "Why don't you come with us," one of them finally says. "Meet us in the fields on the next night when the crescent moon is waxing."

A few days later, Magdalena meets the other village women in the fields. In silence, they go into the woods. Magdalena walks for what seems to be hours, finally arriving at a clearing. Other women are there, from villages like hers. As are a few men in robes. They appear to be setting up a religious service.

"Are you followers of Luther?", she asks the men.

"Nein," they smile. "But we know Luther well. He does our bidding!"

Fires are lit, and the men prepare a drink that is passed around in an earthen cup. The women line up to take it, and Magdalena does the same. To her surprise, it doesn't taste like the beer she is expecting.

Before she can place the taste, she feels a lightness in her head. Her body is floating. No. Her body is on the ground, but is her soul floating? Can she see her body beneath her on the ground?

Her vision blurs. Magdalena cannot make out anything on the ground below, except for brief glimpses. She sees the woods, she sees fields, she sees houses and even a church spire or two. She can't place them - they look familiar, but not like any place she has ever been.

Finally, her senses return. She is in a clearing again. Whether it's the same clearing or another, she cannot tell. The men in robes are gone. But there is another man: an extremely tall man, with the head of a goat. Magdalena is disgusted by his appearance, but cannot resist him. In her trance-like state, she instinctively gives herself up to him.

He enters her in body and mind. It is an intensely pleasurable experience. But each second of ecstasy is followed by a second of regret, of fear. She cannot stop what is happening - she doesn't want to - but she cannot fully embrace it either.

Magdalena does not remember what happens next. She wakes up in her bed, next to her loving husband Hans. Within a few weeks, it is obvious that she is with child. Hans is overjoyed. "I hope it is a son, who can carry on my name and work the fields with me!", he proclaims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715233)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: disrespectful frisky associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715256)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Irate Very Tactful Piazza Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25720815)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 1:31 AM
Author: Irate Very Tactful Piazza Toilet Seat

My kind of party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715428)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: stimulating station legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715034)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

After years of corporate litigation, political ass-kissing, and scholarly articles on the business judgment rule, Jeff finally obtained his dream job: Vice Chancellor of the Delaware Court of Chancery. On the night his appointment became official, Jeff had a celebratory bottle of champagne with his wife. Then, he went to the courthouse for the traditional swearing-in ceremony. How odd that it was held at 11 PM, he thought.

Jeff entered an abandoned courtroom, and followed the sound of voices to a room where his fellow Vice Chancellors had already convened. They congratulated Jeff, and exchanged pleasantries for a while. After years of practice, he was familiar with all of them. They talked about old cases, precedents, and stories about the free-wheeling corporate raider days of the 1980's. They drank wine and spirits, which one of his new colleagues had graciously brought from his personal collection.

The Chancellor arrived a half hour later. "It is time," he said.

The other Vice Chancellors filed out. Jeff followed. They went down a flight of stairs he had never seen before, into the basement. They passed through a gigantic wooden door, which Jeff had never seen open.

There, he saw a spacious room, well decorated in the neoclassical style. The columns seemed off, and he did not recognize any of the figures on the murals. Were they allegories of corporate law?

The Governor was there, as was Chief Justice Strine. As they got further into the chamber, the smell of carbon grew stronger. Behind the Chief Justice, Jeff saw a marble statue. It was a man sitting on a throne. He wore a crown, but one that Jeff had never seen before. Ram's horns grew out of his head, rising above his curling hair. The man's arms stretched out towards the viewer, and his hands were charred black with ash.

"You must be wondering what's going on," said Chief Justice Strine. "Welcome to the tophet. This is Lord Hammon, the god of multitudes. The god of Delaware. Our state's fortunes wax and wane with his whim. We serve him here, so that our fair state may continue to lead the nation in efficient corporate law, and so that a state sales tax will continue to be unnecessary."

"Ana Ba'al Hammon!", the chancellors exclaimed.

Chief Justice Strine smiled. "Lord Hammon is fickle. Sometimes, it is just blood that he demands. Other times, it is souls. We're in luck: today he demands only your kiss."

"Ana Ba'al Hammon!", the chancellors again chanted.

The Governor, still silent, motioned towards the statue. Jeff walked nervously towards his new deity, awkwardly planting a kiss on its marble tongue. The marble was warmer than any he had felt, almost eerily warm for stone kept underground, away from the sun. But Jeff was a Vice Chancellor of Delaware now. Many things would be different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715416)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:09 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen

*SLOW CLAP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25716486)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: rose bbw dingle berry



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Date: June 9th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Carmine menage kitty cat

180

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Date: June 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard



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Date: June 14th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: stimulating station legend

Holy fucking shit

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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: adventurous old irish cottage



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Date: February 6th, 2017 9:06 PM
Author: stimulating station legend



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

It's 2010 and Felicity and Rebecca are aspiring actresses/socialites in Los Angeles. They have just gotten into one of the hottest clubs in the city. They're wearing tall stilettos and avant garde dresses that look like they could have been made by that annoying Russian chick from Project Runway.

"Tonight is gonna rock. It's gonna blow last night out of the water," Felicity says.

"Yeah," Rebecca responds. "We're not going to have to deal with that asian real estate lawyer who just kept talking about his basketball league. I heard Ryan Gosling hangs out here!"

The two finish their fruity cocktail drinks and hit the floor dance to Lady Gaga's new megahit, "Telephone". Then, there's commotion near the door. They look over to see what happening.

Some skinny girl with long blonde hair has entered the club. She looks underaged, but the bouncer not only let her in, but treated her with great deference. Despite this, she seems confused, lost, almost as if out of place.

"Like, who's that chick who's rocking kicks?", Felicity says disdainfully.

"She's gotta be from out of town."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25720794)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Slate anal turdskin

loved the TWIST

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Date: June 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: hairless tanning salon haunted graveyard

180

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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: arousing cuck

lol

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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling school trust fund



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: adventurous old irish cottage

180

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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Shaky pearl garrison



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Date: June 9th, 2014 1:32 AM
Author: House-broken cordovan chapel

tweeting this thread http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/475872798426947585

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Date: June 9th, 2014 1:37 AM
Author: Cowardly business firm crotch

fuck my ass. I've been going to all the wrong alcohol parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25715439)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Duck-like awkward doctorate



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Date: June 9th, 2014 9:37 AM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night



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Date: June 9th, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: Gay immigrant coldplay fan



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Date: June 9th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Nighttime fantasy-prone mood

But what alcohol for me

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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: dark wrinkle karate

Thanks for the feedback guys. Ironically, I am going to an alcohol party tonight after work so I won't be able to post new ratings until very late. I'll work through the backlog as soon as I get home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2587861&forum_id=2#25717078)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Gay immigrant coldplay fan



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Slate anal turdskin

can you rate the alcohol party you attended as an alcohol party?

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Date: June 9th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: big son of senegal



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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:13 PM
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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:13 PM
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Date: June 9th, 2014 4:13 PM
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Date: June 12th, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: Nighttime fantasy-prone mood

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Date: June 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2014 2:46 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2014 3:49 PM
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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Cowardly business firm crotch



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 6:28 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 9:44 AM
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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:01 PM
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