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Bateful brindle kitchen
  06/09/14
i'd like to see some associates try this
bearded tripping mood sandwich
  06/09/14
It seems like, from your thread, that you might have just th...
Bateful brindle kitchen
  06/09/14
why, yes. yes it is
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  06/09/14
Then you need to think, carefully, about what you do next. ...
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not even "preponderance" holy shit
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The standard varies from firm to firm -- I'm just trying to ...
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yeah if associates screw up the standard the results could b...
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Just tried this. Will update u guys soon.
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the last big wave was the Proxy Wars of 2003
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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

if, on reasonable view of available evidence, it is apparent that they are unfit to zealously advance the interests of the client and defend the integrity of the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719362)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: bearded tripping mood sandwich

i'd like to see some associates try this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719364)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

It seems like, from your thread, that you might have just that sort of situation on hand. Is the partner's refusal to let you participate in the trial impeding the firm's ability to optimally represent the client's business and litigation interests?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719374)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: bearded tripping mood sandwich

why, yes. yes it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719396)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

Then you need to think, carefully, about what you do next. There can be costs, even dangers, from overestimating the strength of your position (see our discussion below about the Latham executions after the uprising). But even so, don't write off this option. Because there may be bigger things at stake -- the firm, the client.

If you do go ahead with it, you're going to need to have a couple other associates with you whom you trust when you confront him in his office. Try to do it first thing in the morning, before his own cadre of supporters and clients are around, attending him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719406)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Amethyst shitlib

I imagine it going down a little like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3MXkiLIFuY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27249092)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Poppy charismatic associate boltzmann

lmao this was literally the scene i had playing in my mind as a I read that above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27260638)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#36438310)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Haunting Patrolman Potus

not even "preponderance" holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719365)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

The standard varies from firm to firm -- I'm just trying to give a general approximation of what the rules are within the V100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719367)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Haunting Patrolman Potus

yeah if associates screw up the standard the results could be bloody, like the chill fratty latham uprising of '09

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719371)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

That was a goddamn bloodbath. I sympathized with the associate agitators' interests, just on the human level. But the capital tribunals were correct -- they acted far outside the bounds of the rules and regulations when they seized the Houston and LA offices; there was just no way to justify what they did. So I understand also why the partnership had to come down so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719391)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Electric Giraffe Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27248804)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: indigo slimy hairy legs

Guy I went to LS with did this as a second year. The client obviously thanked him, but the surprising thing is that the partner did too, eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719399)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:20 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

In my entire career, I've only had to do this once. And it was ugly, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719423)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Cracking impressive site selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719563)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Cracking impressive site selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719557)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: Stirring space

Partner,

Please see attached recent activity on the Nelson deal. I have no choice but to relieve you of duty. Thanks.

Thanks,

Associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719592)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: Stirring space

Partner,

Sorry, this time with attachment. Thanks.

Associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719594)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: olive field



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: lilac boyish house tattoo



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Date: August 15th, 2014 6:35 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2014 6:44 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2014 6:51 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:17 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:35 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: excitant cuckold

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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:54 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:57 PM
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Date: March 6th, 2015 7:24 PM
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Date: March 6th, 2015 7:29 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:06 PM
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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:31 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 4:24 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 11:10 AM
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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: Cracking impressive site selfie

Is there a certain phrase you need to utter before this is official?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719595)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:02 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

Varies from firm to firm. At Skadden, I know you need to quote Skadden Arps Regulation 421(c).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719606)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy volcanic crater cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27443738)



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Date: August 15th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: comical becky heaven

You must pronounce the talaq three times to the partner, but not in a fit of anger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#26136822)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:02 PM
Author: frisky cerebral partner place of business

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHMER1h4BNU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719607)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sFw5Mt70vY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719740)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: spectacular crawly deer antler

Can someone please adapt a scene from crimson tide or another sub movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719619)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Vigorous dark piazza

Associate: Partner, under SEC guidelines governing this UCC release, we cannot file unless both you and I agree.

Partner: [shouting over Associate] Senior Associate, what're you waiting for?

Associate: This is not a formality, sir! This is *expressly* why your direction must be repeated. It requires my assent, I *do not* give it and furthermore, you continue upon this course, and insist upon this filing without confirming this regulation first...

Partner: [shouting over Associate] Son of a bitch. Senior Associate, as a Partner at this firm and Officer of the Court, I order you to place the Associate under arrest under charges of mutiny!

Associate: I will act, backed by the rules of precedence...

Partner: [shouting at Senior Associate, over Associate] I say again, as an Officer of the Court, I *order you*...

Associate: ...authority in command, regulations number 815, to relieve... you... of... command, Partner!

Partner: ...to place the Associate under arrest, under charges of mutiny!

[Silence all round]

Partner: Senior Associate!

Senior Associate: Partner, please, the Associate is right. We can't file unless he concurs.

Partner: [angrily reads from the Client Email] "To the Firm: This deal is dying. Orange Juice futures are plummeting. The terms are compromised, set to ALERT 2. Immediately file the UCC release" The futures are plummeting!!! We don't have time to fuck around!

Associate: Sir, I think you need time to think this over.

Partner: [shouting] *I* don't have to think this over!

Associate: [stares at Partner, nodding] Sir, I relieve you of your Partnership. Senior Associate, escort the Partner to the break room. I'm assuming command.

Partner: You're not assuming anything!

Associate: *Senior Associate*, Partner is under arrest! Lock him in the break room!

Senior Associate: Partner, please...

Associate: [growling] Now, Senior Associate!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27249074)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27260630)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: irradiated nudist senate



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:52 PM
Author: free-loading crimson new version sex offender

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Date: April 6th, 2021 5:10 PM
Author: buff internal respiration



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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: Wonderful fear-inspiring queen of the night theater stage

Hell, I'm gonna try this right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719627)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25720845)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Cracking impressive site selfie

Just tried this. Will update u guys soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25720897)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25720900)



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Date: June 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: irate dull factory reset button

"XO" Ex O

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25721088)



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Date: June 10th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: mildly autistic forum pervert

lol'd all night thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25723122)



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Date: June 10th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

Just wait until the first reports start streaming in about how this was tried and worked. It's a lesser-known regulatory power that associates possess -- but as knowledge spreads throughout the greatbort I'm guessing we're going to start seeing it used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25723155)



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Date: August 15th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#26136664)



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Date: August 15th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling tantric gaming laptop



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Date: August 15th, 2014 6:51 PM
Author: comical becky heaven

For the record, this is all flame right? Never been in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#26136827)



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Date: August 15th, 2014 6:51 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

No. It's legit but it's also pretty "scandalous" if this actually happens because it means there's been a huge leadership failure within the firm. So it's very rare for associates to actually have to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#26136832)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Maniacal arousing corner

the last big wave was the Proxy Wars of 2003

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27443718)



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Date: June 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#28094644)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

Associates themselves have also been known to be impeached by the associate committee for flagrant abuse of power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27248217)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic forum pervert

In the southern district you can even place a partner under associate's arrest, but obviously only with probable cause and only so long as reasonably calculated to get the deal done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27248267)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen

Note, however, that this infamously backfired in 1984, with the death of Jameson L. Mayhew, IV, chairman of DLA Piper's Huntsville, Alabama office. The facts are collected under the case United States v. Associates of DLA Piper Southern Directorate IV, Crim. No. 85-B-8595 JLH (DKx), 1985 WL 94984949, at *1 (N.D. Ala. Dec. 1, 1984); Mayhew's death while under improper conditions of confinement certainly rattled the legal world and led to a decrease in power-of-associate arrests, which are only now beginning to be used again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27248437)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: vivacious blue market double fault



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: curious stead



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: umber gaping range

I wish some of my shit-for-brains associates would do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27248867)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Vigorous dark piazza



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Date: February 4th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Vigorous dark piazza

Associate: Partner, under SEC guidelines governing this UCC release, we cannot file unless both you and I agree.

Partner: [shouting over Associate] Senior Associate, what're you waiting for?

Associate: This is not a formality, sir! This is *expressly* why your direction must be repeated. It requires my assent, I *do not* give it and furthermore, you continue upon this course, and insist upon this filing without confirming this regulation first...

Partner: [shouting over Associate] Son of a bitch. Senior Associate, as a Partner at this firm and Officer of the Court, I order you to place the Associate under arrest under charges of mutiny!

Associate: I will act, backed by the rules of precedence...

Partner: [shouting at Senior Associate, over Associate] I say again, as an Officer of the Court, I *order you*...

Associate: ...authority in command, regulations number 815, to relieve... you... of... command, Partner!

Partner: ...to place the Associate under arrest, under charges of mutiny!

[Silence all round]

Partner: Senior Associate!

Senior Associate: Partner, please, the Associate is right. We can't file unless he concurs.

Partner: [angrily reads from the Client Email] "To the Firm: This deal is dying. Orange Juice futures are plummeting. The terms are compromised, set to ALERT 2. Immediately file the UCC release" The futures are plummeting!!! We don't have time to fuck around!

Associate: Sir, I think you need time to think this over.

Partner: [shouting] *I* don't have to think this over!

Associate: [stares at Partner, nodding] Sir, I relieve you of your Partnership. Senior Associate, escort the Partner to the break room. I'm assuming command.

Partner: You're not assuming anything!

Associate: *Senior Associate*, Partner is under arrest! Lock him in the break room!

Senior Associate: Partner, please...

Associate: [growling] Now, Senior Associate!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27249785)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Haunting Patrolman Potus



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Date: June 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Trip filthpig

You had me at relieve (Earl)

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Date: March 6th, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen



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Date: June 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen



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Date: June 11th, 2015 3:10 PM
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Date: July 23rd, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Bateful brindle kitchen



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Geriatric Yarmulke



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 12:33 PM
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Date: July 23rd, 2015 12:44 PM
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Date: July 23rd, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Chrome violent skinny woman death wish

Anybody familiar on the law that allows you to do this for Gov't offices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#28396379)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers athletic conference

Subtly inform them that they might be violating the Hatch Act and they'll usually cede responsibility to you

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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Chrome violent skinny woman death wish

Any examples of this working successfully.

I'm concerned about how that will affect upcoming elections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#28435142)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 3:22 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Floppy thirsty dilemma

180 that this uncreative narcissistic faggot got run of the boart

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Date: March 8th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Demanding 180 shrine

this sentence describes you much better than it does NM

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Date: March 8th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Floppy thirsty dilemma

the moast hated poaster on XO attempted to out me XO in violation of the rules, and the vast majority of XO was DESPERATE for my return

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Date: January 18th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: irradiated nudist senate

wtf?

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Date: January 18th, 2017 10:42 AM
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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:50 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 4:25 PM
Author: Navy Candlestick Maker

What happened in Tokyo was not within the contemplated set of scenarios.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#42232411)