Protip to associates: You can relieve partners of duty
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Date: June 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: Bateful brindle kitchen
Then you need to think, carefully, about what you do next. There can be costs, even dangers, from overestimating the strength of your position (see our discussion below about the Latham executions after the uprising). But even so, don't write off this option. Because there may be bigger things at stake -- the firm, the client.
If you do go ahead with it, you're going to need to have a couple other associates with you whom you trust when you confront him in his office. Try to do it first thing in the morning, before his own cadre of supporters and clients are around, attending him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719406) |
Date: June 9th, 2014 8:00 PM Author: Stirring space
Partner,
Please see attached recent activity on the Nelson deal. I have no choice but to relieve you of duty. Thanks.
Thanks,
Associate
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719592) |
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Date: June 9th, 2014 8:00 PM Author: Stirring space
Partner,
Sorry, this time with attachment. Thanks.
Associate
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#25719594) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Vigorous dark piazza
Associate: Partner, under SEC guidelines governing this UCC release, we cannot file unless both you and I agree.
Partner: [shouting over Associate] Senior Associate, what're you waiting for?
Associate: This is not a formality, sir! This is *expressly* why your direction must be repeated. It requires my assent, I *do not* give it and furthermore, you continue upon this course, and insist upon this filing without confirming this regulation first...
Partner: [shouting over Associate] Son of a bitch. Senior Associate, as a Partner at this firm and Officer of the Court, I order you to place the Associate under arrest under charges of mutiny!
Associate: I will act, backed by the rules of precedence...
Partner: [shouting at Senior Associate, over Associate] I say again, as an Officer of the Court, I *order you*...
Associate: ...authority in command, regulations number 815, to relieve... you... of... command, Partner!
Partner: ...to place the Associate under arrest, under charges of mutiny!
[Silence all round]
Partner: Senior Associate!
Senior Associate: Partner, please, the Associate is right. We can't file unless he concurs.
Partner: [angrily reads from the Client Email] "To the Firm: This deal is dying. Orange Juice futures are plummeting. The terms are compromised, set to ALERT 2. Immediately file the UCC release" The futures are plummeting!!! We don't have time to fuck around!
Associate: Sir, I think you need time to think this over.
Partner: [shouting] *I* don't have to think this over!
Associate: [stares at Partner, nodding] Sir, I relieve you of your Partnership. Senior Associate, escort the Partner to the break room. I'm assuming command.
Partner: You're not assuming anything!
Associate: *Senior Associate*, Partner is under arrest! Lock him in the break room!
Senior Associate: Partner, please...
Associate: [growling] Now, Senior Associate!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27249074)
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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:09 PM Author: Bateful brindle kitchen
Note, however, that this infamously backfired in 1984, with the death of Jameson L. Mayhew, IV, chairman of DLA Piper's Huntsville, Alabama office. The facts are collected under the case United States v. Associates of DLA Piper Southern Directorate IV, Crim. No. 85-B-8595 JLH (DKx), 1985 WL 94984949, at *1 (N.D. Ala. Dec. 1, 1984); Mayhew's death while under improper conditions of confinement certainly rattled the legal world and led to a decrease in power-of-associate arrests, which are only now beginning to be used again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27248437) |
Date: February 4th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Vigorous dark piazza
Associate: Partner, under SEC guidelines governing this UCC release, we cannot file unless both you and I agree.
Partner: [shouting over Associate] Senior Associate, what're you waiting for?
Associate: This is not a formality, sir! This is *expressly* why your direction must be repeated. It requires my assent, I *do not* give it and furthermore, you continue upon this course, and insist upon this filing without confirming this regulation first...
Partner: [shouting over Associate] Son of a bitch. Senior Associate, as a Partner at this firm and Officer of the Court, I order you to place the Associate under arrest under charges of mutiny!
Associate: I will act, backed by the rules of precedence...
Partner: [shouting at Senior Associate, over Associate] I say again, as an Officer of the Court, I *order you*...
Associate: ...authority in command, regulations number 815, to relieve... you... of... command, Partner!
Partner: ...to place the Associate under arrest, under charges of mutiny!
[Silence all round]
Partner: Senior Associate!
Senior Associate: Partner, please, the Associate is right. We can't file unless he concurs.
Partner: [angrily reads from the Client Email] "To the Firm: This deal is dying. Orange Juice futures are plummeting. The terms are compromised, set to ALERT 2. Immediately file the UCC release" The futures are plummeting!!! We don't have time to fuck around!
Associate: Sir, I think you need time to think this over.
Partner: [shouting] *I* don't have to think this over!
Associate: [stares at Partner, nodding] Sir, I relieve you of your Partnership. Senior Associate, escort the Partner to the break room. I'm assuming command.
Partner: You're not assuming anything!
Associate: *Senior Associate*, Partner is under arrest! Lock him in the break room!
Senior Associate: Partner, please...
Associate: [growling] Now, Senior Associate!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589372&forum_id=2#27249785)
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