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I want to fight an ostrich NOW.
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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:19 PM Author: deep rose market look at how they are built!
Boney-assed fucking legs, big fat sloppy body, and long dumb neck and stupid little head with no brain.
Im sort of buzzed now and this bothered me all day.
You know, fuck that shit.
I would easily kill the roughest fucking Ostrich on the planet!
There is no way I couldnt! I cant see how I would lose to one!
Look at what they look like. I swear, if I timed a left hook off one of theIr heads their necks would snap like a fucking twig.
Ive been in tons of fights. Street fights. Im undefeated in bar fights in the 90's, im 7-0.
Ive fought at festivals, parties, weddings, and one time even a funeral.
left hook dropped that fucker he's lucky there werent two funerals.
So now....Im supposed to be punked out or lose to a fucking bird?
There is now way in hell i could lose a fight to a stupid fucking bird.
I want someone to send an ostrich to Cincinnati. Now! Ill kick its fucking ass on U-tube or what ever media you want to put it on.
I dont fucking care. ill do it for free.
Whats a dumb, retarded fucking bird going to do?
oooo Im scared. It might scratch me. Oooo!!!
it has huge tallons...ooooo
Ever have a crazy bitch scratch you, go at you with her tallons??
Fucking faggits!
I could fucking kick an ostriches ass in every fucking type of mixed martial arts.
How could it beat me in wrestling? id knock it over in 5 seconds and the fucking pussy would tap.
If I was going to fight one, id actually just try to figure out its fighting style. Set it up.
No fucking way I lose to any ostrich. Push comes to shove I'll use my tremendous strength and grap it by the neck and slam its fat body off the ground.
But if was street fighting one, I would try to figure it out.
As it rushes me out of idiotic confusion, I would slam right hand bombs off its fat stupid body.
Soften the retard up. Any animal with eyes on the side of its head is retarded.
I'd let it rush, fire some bombs, and leave it frustrated. Id fire fast jabs off its face and neck. And when off balance, unload some heavy hooks off its torso.
A dumb fucking ostrich cant block body shots because they have no defense and are stupid.
I would toy with the fucking bird at this point.
I would finish the fight much the same way Duran Ko'd Davey Moore.
I would stand over the ostrich and laugh at it.
Taunt it.
Probably pull out my shlong and piss on its face.
If you would go kindly suck off your little brothers dicks ASAP Id appreciate it.
Yours thankfully.
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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:20 PM Author: ultramarine shivering stock car I was looking for this post for like 5 years literally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#25791340) |
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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Nighttime haunted graveyard Me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#25791341) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: titillating toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#34565524) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 4:15 PM Author: Pink Odious Doctorate Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#29231141) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 4:34 PM Author: Sadistic Crackhouse Ladyboy I think there's a phone app that can match you with ostriches in your area looking for a fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#29231284) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:59 AM Author: Racy Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#44121473) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:06 AM Author: bat shit crazy indigo theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#44121774) |
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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:16 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Stead Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#31612497) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Amethyst Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#34565520) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: titillating toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#34565521) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: Amethyst Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#34565534) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:22 PM Author: Translucent godawful national security agency antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#34565614) |
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Date: October 31st, 2017 2:26 PM Author: Nighttime haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#34571270) |
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:39 PM Author: deep rose market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#36288351) |
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 PM Author: Nighttime haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#36288364) |
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Date: April 13th, 2019 9:09 PM Author: Amethyst Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#38084818) |
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Date: September 10th, 2019 8:33 AM Author: olive circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#38812347) |
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Date: September 10th, 2019 8:43 AM Author: burgundy blood rage I saw on dirty jobs you just hold their heads down and they can't kick. I roughed up at least 30 of them in the last five years using this trick. Farmers get MAF but fuck them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#38812396) |
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Date: September 10th, 2019 11:21 AM Author: Swashbuckling Indirect Expression Born too late
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Date: September 10th, 2019 11:27 AM Author: Transparent menage codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#38813000) |
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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:26 AM Author: Nighttime haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#41707128) |
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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:34 AM Author: cream splenetic business firm party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#41707136) |
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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:42 AM Author: Nighttime haunted graveyard "Any animal with eyes on the side of its head is retarded." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#41707143) |
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Date: January 8th, 2021 9:54 AM Author: bat shit crazy indigo theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#41707608) |
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Date: January 15th, 2021 9:34 PM Author: deep rose market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#41762061) |
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Date: April 29th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Nighttime haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#42373983) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:37 AM Author: bat shit crazy indigo theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#43229975) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: Nighttime haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#44121467) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:06 AM Author: concupiscible hall fat ankles Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2#44121777) |