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I want to fight an ostrich NOW.

look at how they are built! Boney-assed fucking legs, big...
beady-eyed trailer park halford
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I was looking for this post for like 5 years literally.
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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park halford

look at how they are built!

Boney-assed fucking legs, big fat sloppy body, and long dumb neck and stupid little head with no brain.

Im sort of buzzed now and this bothered me all day.

You know, fuck that shit.

I would easily kill the roughest fucking Ostrich on the planet!

There is no way I couldnt! I cant see how I would lose to one!

Look at what they look like. I swear, if I timed a left hook off one of theIr heads their necks would snap like a fucking twig.

Ive been in tons of fights. Street fights. Im undefeated in bar fights in the 90's, im 7-0.

Ive fought at festivals, parties, weddings, and one time even a funeral.

left hook dropped that fucker he's lucky there werent two funerals.

So now....Im supposed to be punked out or lose to a fucking bird?

There is now way in hell i could lose a fight to a stupid fucking bird.

I want someone to send an ostrich to Cincinnati. Now! Ill kick its fucking ass on U-tube or what ever media you want to put it on.

I dont fucking care. ill do it for free.

Whats a dumb, retarded fucking bird going to do?

oooo Im scared. It might scratch me. Oooo!!!

it has huge tallons...ooooo

Ever have a crazy bitch scratch you, go at you with her tallons??

Fucking faggits!

I could fucking kick an ostriches ass in every fucking type of mixed martial arts.

How could it beat me in wrestling? id knock it over in 5 seconds and the fucking pussy would tap.

If I was going to fight one, id actually just try to figure out its fighting style. Set it up.

No fucking way I lose to any ostrich. Push comes to shove I'll use my tremendous strength and grap it by the neck and slam its fat body off the ground.

But if was street fighting one, I would try to figure it out.

As it rushes me out of idiotic confusion, I would slam right hand bombs off its fat stupid body.

Soften the retard up. Any animal with eyes on the side of its head is retarded.

I'd let it rush, fire some bombs, and leave it frustrated. Id fire fast jabs off its face and neck. And when off balance, unload some heavy hooks off its torso.

A dumb fucking ostrich cant block body shots because they have no defense and are stupid.

I would toy with the fucking bird at this point.

I would finish the fight much the same way Duran Ko'd Davey Moore.

I would stand over the ostrich and laugh at it.

Taunt it.

Probably pull out my shlong and piss on its face.

If you would go kindly suck off your little brothers dicks ASAP Id appreciate it.

Yours thankfully.



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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Boyish Talking Locus

I was looking for this post for like 5 years literally.

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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Peach library

Me too

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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king site



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Date: November 22nd, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Harsh dashing jew boiling water



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Date: November 22nd, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Comical property

I think there's a phone app that can match you with ostriches in your area looking for a fight

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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Medicated Soul-stirring Reading Party Really Tough Guy



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:06 AM
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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good topaz sweet tailpipe pistol



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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: Stirring Bawdyhouse



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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king site



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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Stirring Bawdyhouse



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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: stubborn quadroon dilemma



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Date: October 31st, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Peach library



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park halford



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Peach library



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Date: April 13th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: Stirring Bawdyhouse



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Date: September 10th, 2019 8:33 AM
Author: deep filthpig voyeur



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Date: September 10th, 2019 8:43 AM
Author: Carnelian kitchen

I saw on dirty jobs you just hold their heads down and they can't kick. I roughed up at least 30 of them in the last five years using this trick. Farmers get MAF but fuck them

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Date: September 10th, 2019 11:21 AM
Author: vivacious theater stage organic girlfriend

Born too late

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

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Date: September 10th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rehab



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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:26 AM
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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: bull headed public bath tank



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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:42 AM
Author: Peach library

"Any animal with eyes on the side of its head is retarded."

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Date: January 8th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: spectacular windowlicker



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Date: January 15th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park halford



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Date: April 29th, 2021 9:48 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:58 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:06 AM
Author: ivory persian tanning salon

Jfc

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