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Mandarin or Cantonese

bros want to learn chinese to make myself more marketable. ...
jade chapel fat ankles
  06/28/14
lol You're not going to learn either
Honey-headed Bbw Wrinkle
  06/28/14
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sinister clown round eye
  06/28/14
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Fragrant meetinghouse
  06/30/14
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Zombie-like clear idea he suggested
  07/01/14
this is like asking if you should learn mexican or some indi...
soul-stirring public bath mental disorder
  06/28/14
Mandarin is the English of Chinese. Cantonese is the French ...
Crystalline house-broken garrison codepig
  06/28/14
Cantonese sounds fucking awful.
glittery voyeur
  06/28/14
cr. Sounds like a dying cat.
Zombie-like clear idea he suggested
  07/01/14
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vermilion fortuitous meteor resort
  04/16/15
lol only prole chinese speak non-Mandarin dialects. but if ...
Impressive alpha
  06/28/14
eh long term i'd like to open a small practice with a friend...
jade chapel fat ankles
  06/29/14
Unless you are forming a start up that does business directl...
glittery voyeur
  06/28/14
your dad is bullshit. Many immigrants speaks/writes english ...
Crystalline house-broken garrison codepig
  06/28/14
lol i guess your dads got a point
dark kink-friendly locale
  06/28/14
Bullshit I know of 2 fluent Chinese white bros who have b...
Honey-headed Bbw Wrinkle
  06/29/14
oh yeah?
jade chapel fat ankles
  06/29/14
doing what? startup that does business directly in China?
magical haunted graveyard
  07/01/14
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glittery voyeur
  06/28/14
Does it matter? Chinese chicks learn Engrish so they can mar...
Pea-brained Feces
  06/29/14
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jade chapel fat ankles
  06/30/14
If you're really going to do this, bro, Mandarin and it's no...
titillating volcanic crater
  06/30/14
your hapa daughter is going to respect you immensely though....
rose pit
  06/30/14
lol. I gave up on trying to learn it. There's always somet...
titillating volcanic crater
  06/30/14
well mandarin it is. i figure if in a couple years I can be...
jade chapel fat ankles
  06/30/14
There are thousands of bilingual lawyers who have this cover...
titillating volcanic crater
  06/30/14
why do you even bother giving legit advice on here? let t...
sinister clown round eye
  06/30/14
On a call right now and billing the time, if that helps.
titillating volcanic crater
  06/30/14
i appreciate your input jim kelly, and you have cemented tha...
jade chapel fat ankles
  06/30/14
ty, sir. Doing my best to keep the Bills in Buffalo, too.
titillating volcanic crater
  06/30/14
pretty sure he's living the agwwg dream bro.
rose pit
  06/30/14
i legit feel sorry for you dood.
sinister clown round eye
  06/30/14
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titillating volcanic crater
  06/30/14
i met a bro who's been studying chinese ft in asia for 4 yea...
free-loading jew party of the first part
  06/30/14
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Fragrant meetinghouse
  06/30/14
this is credited. like all things in business, it's largely...
magical haunted graveyard
  07/01/14
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glittery voyeur
  07/01/14
Undergraduate Mandarin major here, agree it's a waste of tim...
arousing frisky cuck
  07/01/14
esto
Ruby theatre fanboi
  07/01/14
Presto!
arousing frisky cuck
  07/01/14
Ni bu hui shuo zhong wen ma?????????
Seedy Church Building Dopamine
  07/01/14
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mahogany range
  07/01/14
Pu xian sheng ni hao ma???? Wo fei chang xi huan ni de poast...
Seedy Church Building Dopamine
  07/01/14
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mahogany range
  07/02/14
this is horrible dood. you are not at any functioning level ...
sinister clown round eye
  04/16/15
holy shit @ the beta asian fetishists ITT
laughsome sweet tailpipe
  04/16/15
Feels good man.
buff geriatric jap
  04/17/15
Mandarin for business/dealing with China overall Canto on...
Azure boistinker lodge
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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: jade chapel fat ankles

bros want to learn chinese to make myself more marketable. also think it would be cool for travel and whatnot. Which dialect would be better to learn in terms of employability? and which one do most chinks here in the us speak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836289)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed Bbw Wrinkle

lol

You're not going to learn either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836293)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: sinister clown round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836421)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:44 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843281)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Zombie-like clear idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851584)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring public bath mental disorder

this is like asking if you should learn mexican or some indian language. probably mexican (ie, mandarin) unless you're specifically going to live in indian country (ie, the pearl river delta).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836298)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Crystalline house-broken garrison codepig

Mandarin is the English of Chinese. Cantonese is the French of Chinese. Which is why all the old restaurant workers speaks Cantonese. If you learn Cantonese, your marketability as a waiter in a Chinese restaurant will improve greatly.

HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836315)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: glittery voyeur

Cantonese sounds fucking awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836361)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like clear idea he suggested

cr. Sounds like a dying cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851589)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: vermilion fortuitous meteor resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705095)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Impressive alpha

lol only prole chinese speak non-Mandarin dialects. but if you were serious about becoming more marketable, Japanese is vastly more useful as there is a short supply of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836339)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 1:17 AM
Author: jade chapel fat ankles

eh long term i'd like to open a small practice with a friend or go solo, and do stuff like divorce / personal injury. don't think there would be in enough japs but there should be plenty of chinese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836719)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: glittery voyeur

Unless you are forming a start up that does business directly in China, learning Chinese is worthless.

As my dad used to say: there are 1 billion of them who will always speak it much better than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836355)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Crystalline house-broken garrison codepig

your dad is bullshit. Many immigrants speaks/writes english better than americans. chinese is harder but not prohibitively so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836376)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: dark kink-friendly locale

lol i guess your dads got a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836379)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Honey-headed Bbw Wrinkle

Bullshit

I know of 2 fluent Chinese white bros who have basically built careers out of their language skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836583)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: jade chapel fat ankles

oh yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836712)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: magical haunted graveyard

doing what? startup that does business directly in China?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851598)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: glittery voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836356)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Pea-brained Feces

Does it matter? Chinese chicks learn Engrish so they can marry white guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836581)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 2:43 AM
Author: jade chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843116)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:15 AM
Author: titillating volcanic crater

If you're really going to do this, bro, Mandarin and it's not even close.

The problems with this plan are as follows:

1. Everything important (especially that a white would be allowed to touch) is still done in English

2. These kids have been studying English since they were young

3. There are legit bilinguals who will always be better than you are, and there are plenty of them

4. Even if you become conversant, learning business and legal language is another matter entirely

5. There is quite a bit of tribalism and they'll still likely never trust you

6. There are better uses of your time

Unless you're really dedicated and make the move to immerse yourself, the best that you'll probably do is learn enough to make your Chinese gf's parents giggle and nod (and her and her mom's panties wet). It's a really tough language that is very different from English; any asshole can become a Spanish hack pretty quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843196)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:18 AM
Author: rose pit

your hapa daughter is going to respect you immensely though. what's that worth brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843203)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: titillating volcanic crater

lol. I gave up on trying to learn it. There's always something better that I could be doing, and I'll never know enough of it to have it be useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843253)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:28 AM
Author: jade chapel fat ankles

well mandarin it is. i figure if in a couple years I can be conversant, i can hire a translator (dirt cheap, anyone who speaks mandarin) and hopefully pick up a lot of chink clients. i'll advertise in whatever the ny chink newspaper is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843221)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: titillating volcanic crater

There are thousands of bilingual lawyers who have this covered. Most of them with no ethics, so they'll have multiple legs up on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843256)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: sinister clown round eye

why do you even bother giving legit advice on here?

let the cumskin dorks waste time with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843251)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: titillating volcanic crater

On a call right now and billing the time, if that helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843258)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: jade chapel fat ankles

i appreciate your input jim kelly, and you have cemented that i will learn mandarin instead of cantonese.

best of luck in ur fight with cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843262)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:44 AM
Author: titillating volcanic crater

ty, sir. Doing my best to keep the Bills in Buffalo, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843280)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:54 AM
Author: rose pit

pretty sure he's living the agwwg dream bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843321)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:56 AM
Author: sinister clown round eye

i legit feel sorry for you dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843327)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:56 AM
Author: titillating volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843330)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: free-loading jew party of the first part

i met a bro who's been studying chinese ft in asia for 4 years. it's not worth it.

they want your business, tech whatever expertise, not your middle school level mandarin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:53 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843314)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: magical haunted graveyard

this is credited. like all things in business, it's largely worthless unless you have other expertise, relationships or capital with which you can package it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851757)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: glittery voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851767)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: arousing frisky cuck

Undergraduate Mandarin major here, agree it's a waste of time. Everyone in China is learning English from childhood and you will not be able to "pick it up in a few years." It's an outrageously difficult language to learn for native English speakers. There is some DoD chart out there that lays out that, for native English speakers, the same number of hours of study that would get you FLUENT in Spanish will barely get you elementary proficiency in Mandarin. Learn Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851582)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Ruby theatre fanboi

esto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851636)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: arousing frisky cuck

Presto!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852449)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Seedy Church Building Dopamine

Ni bu hui shuo zhong wen ma?????????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852213)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: mahogany range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852410)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Seedy Church Building Dopamine

Pu xian sheng ni hao ma???? Wo fei chang xi huan ni de poasts hai xi huan ni de NOWAG scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852426)



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Date: July 2nd, 2014 6:49 AM
Author: mahogany range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25856688)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: sinister clown round eye

this is horrible dood. you are not at any functioning level of writing/speaking Chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705159)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: laughsome sweet tailpipe

holy shit @ the beta asian fetishists ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705129)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: buff geriatric jap

Feels good man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705953)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 4:59 AM
Author: Azure boistinker lodge

Mandarin for business/dealing with China overall

Canto only if want to get into elite inner circle of HK Jockey club type of groups though this is becoming less important with time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27706668)